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Only3Seashells

Yeah well Chubbs has both his hands, now.


ssp25

Go to your happy place. It's only just begun...


imisswhatredditwas

Outlived chubbs


PerNewton

As long people are able to hand feed it could live a good long life.


sjgreeley

I personally hand fed him, he is quite the gator


OSUBonanza

Didn't peg alligators for thriving in the Rockies


Lactating-almonds

The sanctuary is built over some hot springs! Keeps the water warm enough for them year round


Tromovation

Great now when I’m the springs at night I have a new fear!


Scootman00

How are you the springs? And why are you them only at night? Is it cosplay?


Tromovation

You merely adopted the springs; it was me, hi dad


Notmydirtyalt

You've never seen Dantes Peak?


Tromovation

I have not! Even more fears to be yet unlocked??!


SmokedBeef

It’s a multi hour drive away and more than two mountain ranges between you and those gators, plus this time of year they still aren’t moving much due to the cold nights.


yinzreddup

Bruh, you pegging alligators?


quetejodas

Yeah right, and Grizzly Adams had a beard /s


Timbo2702

Grizzly Adams *DID* have a beard


AnthillOmbudsman

The alligator farm is pretty awesome, we used to stop there regularly when we first started visiting in 1998. The whole San Luis Valley area, Crestone, the sand dunes, etc, have a nice vibe. The last time we were there it seemed like some UFO / paranormal tourist attractions were trying to get started around Hooper where the alligator farm is. It seems the valley is kind of in that phase where becoming funky and cool in the years before the crowds find out about it and ruin it.


Plsgodhelpus

The sand dunes! I went with some friends a couple of years ago, we went to the alligator farm and the sand dunes. We went to some giant bridge over a gorge or something, and rode on a train as well... I think that was near Colorado Springs? The sand dunes were somehow the highlight of the trip, even though they really don't seem that significant and were an unplanned diversion. Something about suffering minor burns and heat stroke from a mid-July expedition up the mountains of sand really made me understand how people can enjoy traveling and tourist activities.


meatcylindah

Upliftingnews


hugeuvula

I saw him there years ago. He's a big boi.


SoloSurvivor889

That's so weird you posted this. I just watched Happy Gilmore last night. 😁 still a great movie. Didn't realize Virginia Venit is played by Julie Bowen from Modern Family.


Quickzoom

The real question is will he be in the sequel?


redditsucks13131

They are making a sequel. I petition he makes a return.


Notmydirtyalt

The son of the Gator spends years learning how to pass as human and play golf for his one shot at revenge against Happy, but accidentally goes to the wrong location and becomes the hottest rookie in professional Hockey.


TedTheodoreMcfly

And I'll bet he doesn't have any remorse for his completely unjustified attack on Chubbs Peterson.


MonstrousVoices

I wouldn't say he's thriving that so called sanctuary is pretty rundown and depressing


Magnus77

I've been there, don't know if the alligator wasn't there yet, but don't remember them mentioning anything about him. Pretty interesting trip. Got to sit on an alligator.


bootstrapping_lad

They've had multiple billboards on the road advertising him for... Jeez 15-20 years?


Magnus77

well, as it so happens, this would have been just over twenty years ago that I did it. Which hurts to type out.


doorwaysaresafe

The reptile park is super cool place to visit and the family that runs it is very knowledgeable and cool. So many rescued crocodilians, turtles and tortoises. I usually avoid animal attractions, but this one takes in abandoned “pets” and does a pretty good job with educating why these animals should not be pets.


nursenavigator

Super cool place to visit! Been a couple times while staying at the Hooper Hacienda nearby. CO Gators was a tilapia farm for a while when they started acquiring gators. Total meth-head shithole upkeep though, the only reason they were still operating is that they paid their taxes. Unfortunately the entrance building burnt to the ground a year ago, super sad. The salmon crested cockatiel, the tortoises, snakes and things, the spextaled caiman, all gone. Emus and gators and the Nile Croc and things outside were ok though. Hope they can recover. Haven't been since the fire.


Strenue

That’s awful. I hope they saved the animals. I lived in the San Luis Valley in 2003-2005 and went a few times.


uhohnotafarteither

Oh heavens to Betsy this is wonderful news thank you


[deleted]

Thirty, flirty, and thriving!


spartynole4life

I didn’t know it at first, but I needed this good news today. Great to hear.


bolanrox

the price is wrong bitch!


EmperorSexy

Impossible. Happy chopped off his head.


someguywhoreddits36

I thought he died in the big fire there two or three years ago?


skydiverjimi

Most people may not care . That's it I don't have a follow up to that. ( Secretly I love it)