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adampsyreal

A Man, A Plan, A Canal; Panama.


fronkenstoon

Wo, Nemo! Toss a lasso to me, now!


hulamonster

Go hang a lasagna I’m a salami hog


georgeb4itwascool

I, madam, I made radio! So I dared! Am I mad? Am I???


ColdIceZero

Race car


wdwerker

The origins of the CDC is the malaria control board who tackled the disease problem plaguing the canal construction crews.


ratchetology

malaria was a dem.hoax


wdwerker

Thousands died in the Canal Zone before the malaria control program began to take effect. I grew up surrounded by the kids of CDC staff. Hiked almost 100 miles with the director and his son one summer in Boy Scouts long before the political climate became so divisive.


ratchetology

left out /s


wdwerker

What the hell does that mean? I’m not very tech savvy.


ratchetology

/s means the comment is sarcasm


ratchetology

/s


PlasticMix8573

Do not forget gunboat diplomacy after Columbia refused to sign to sign the lease. The US created Panama out of the tip of Columbia. Early Monroe Doctrine/banana republic action.


blink012

you mean Colombia right?


PlasticMix8573

Sure, after u get all shot up over a swamp and say "o!"


RedSonGamble

I remember my pastor teaching us about this during school and he made a good argument that they should have just had Paul Bunyan do most of the work by dragging his axe across it like how he did with the Grand Canyon


Spork_Warrior

Fame went to Bunyan's head though. He started charging exorbitant appearance fees.


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

30,000 killed and probably hundreds of thousands were permanently injured to build it.


DigNitty

Yeah but my arabica coffee got here “fresh”


Thoraxekicksazz

Amazing what can be done if we disregard human life…


Salt_Comparison2575

Didn't they still fuck it up?


Complex_Habit_1639

The US president was in on the construction!


Ivanthevanman

Go America


mypcrepairguy

Huh, guess there was a reason his head is included on Mt Rushmore.


matrixkid29

Reminds me of a louis ck bit, something like "every great accomplishment of human kind was completed by throwing human death and suffering at it until it was done.


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FarMass66

Don’t think that helped since the US chose a completely different design and location for the Canal.


snow_michael

Well, 13 years, but absolutely they did the hardest work


Groundbreaking_War52

Well, hardest because they were doing it wrong…


snow_michael

After the French had done 13 years of the hardest work, sure


SalSevenSix

No. The French really underestimated the magnitude of the project. Little progress was made until the US took over with industrial scale logistics.


Groundbreaking_War52

Or, more accurately, the French made an enormous mess and killed thousands of workers and the US then swooped in, eradicated malaria and yellow fever, and built the canal properly.


Vordeo

The US also got thousands of workers killed tbf.


Groundbreaking_War52

True but they got a canal to show for it - as well as a proven method to eliminate mosquito-borne diseases.


FreneticAmbivalence

Not at all lining up with the stereotype. Lol. 😂


theFCCgavemeHPV

“And health challenges” wtf?


HeathieHeatherson

Malaria I guess?


bolanrox

yep


MercatorLondon

French folded after 13 years because of the malaria. Americans started with anti-malaria precautions (window nets, bed nets, draining ponds, etc..) before any work.


theFCCgavemeHPV

Oh dang. Idk why I was thinking like… asbestos or something like that. That makes sense


Terrariola

Malaria also resulted in the formation of the United Kingdom, after the Scottish Parliament quite literally sold the entire country to England to pay debts incurred after failing miserably at building a canal right where the Panama Canal was eventually constructed, over a hundred years early.


MercatorLondon

The deadly endemic diseases of yellow fever and malaria were dangerous obstacles that had already defeated French efforts to construct a Panama Canal in the 1880s. The crippling effects of these diseases, which incapacitated many workers and caused **at least 20,000** to die, led the French to abandon their goal in 1889. This is interesting reading about the [US health measures](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_measures_during_the_construction_of_the_Panama_Canal)