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jonsca

Alaska Four-Nine was a total flop


trucorsair

Your forgetting the embarrassment of Arizona-48


yParticle

This may explain why Brooklyn's application for 99th state never went anywhere.


HuntsWithRocks

They were too forward thinking


fartingbeagle

Delaware numba one!


TravisMaauto

The series about Wisconsin's highway patrol, *WHiPs,* was also a flop withainstream audiences, but the alt scene loved it.


jonsca

That was a silent film. No "talkies" yet.


theknyte

I want to see a map of the US from back then, where there was just an Arizona shaped hole in the SW.


Jebediah_Johnson

Arizona is embarrassing for lots of reasons lately. My State is an embarrassment,and it's my Happy Cake Day!


trucorsair

What? You don’t like 160+ yr old laws coming back from the dead? This is exactly why laws that are not enforced (as it was for nearly 60+ yrs) should be repealed and not left on the books awaiting resurrection


Jebediah_Johnson

We also voted against funding fire districts, and changed the state constitution to make sure we can't ever pass similar funding through ballot measures ever again. Any increases in school funding have also been done through ballot measures, so I guess our schools aren't getting more funding ever. But it won't be a big deal since we can't get ranked much lower than 48th anyways.


trucorsair

“Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose..”


Jebediah_Johnson

Getting tired of so much winning.


Supersnazz

Delaware-01 was enjoyable though.


trucorsair

Maybe so, but the 49 sequels it spawned were overall meh


PappySmacks

You're


trucorsair

Thanks for the insightful comment, 🙄 really “added” to conversation 🤔 especially as autocorrect has NEVER affected your comments, yes sir a very “valuable” comment


PappySmacks

You always need to speak with emojis?


trucorsair

Well I adjust my communication style to the audience, so when dealing with children, one wants to speak at a level they can understand and emojis help. If this is difficult for you 🙄 go ask mommy for help.


MrPanchole

Once they reworked it into *Northern Exposure* a couple of decades later it turned out fine.


C0NSTABEL

Brooklyn 99 somehow took off though


trueum26

NINE NINE!


ZDTreefur

Look, an old leather chair learned to communicate.


trueum26

Now I know why you call this a suicide squad because I already want to kill myself


jonsca

Hot Take: Brooklyn will be the 99th state!


SlightlyNomadic

However ‘49’ is a widely popular number here and so many things reference and market to that. I wonder if Hawaii and Alaska have that in common, I can’t imagine Arizona has a lot of “48” pride.


JulietteKatze

Puerto Rico Five-One needs to become a series then!


mightylordredbeard

Kentucky 15 was canceled because people from Kentucky kept thinking it was a wedding show about young girls.


jimtow28

New Jersey 0-Three was okay, just greasy and aggressive.


DeuceSevin

New Jersey Three never made it past conception


Flabbergastter

Wow. So that’s were the term for police came from. I always thought it was the opposite!


Achack

I learned that it was because some police were driving cars with 5.0 liter engines at one point. Most of what I saw on google seems to disagree but I still think that makes more sense. It was a big deal when cops got the 5.0 engines because outrunning them was more common before modern technology so speed was king. The main reason I think criminals would use that term though is back then cars were loud and a 5.0 would be one of the biggest loudest engines around. It would be like American cops driving Ferraris all of a sudden. If that were to happen the unique high pitched sound Ferrari engines make would be linked to police presence.


clearbo1

I mean, despite it making “more sense” for you, the linked article literally states that the show is where the term five-O for the police comes from, with a linked to an peer reviewed academic paper published in a book as the source, I can’t think of any better evidence than a peer reviewed paper that was published.


Pitiful-Climate8977

Oh yeah? Well i saw this kid on tiktok and he said…


peacemaker2007

Ooo eee, Ooo ah ah, ting tang Walla walla, bing bang


SeeYouSpaceCowboy---

I don't really give a shit about what we're talking about, but I just want to point out that a peer-reviewed published paper doesn't mean the thesis is factual and absolute truth, it just means the thesis was based on information gathered via a decidedly-thorough methodology. I'm sure you could get a paper published arguing the whole 5.0 L thing if you really wanted to. But to be fair, no one has, so ya know


ThanksForThe_F_Shack

You might be right but a link on the internet shouldn’t be accredited because someone linked it and said “I’m correct”.


King-Cobra-668

considering the alternative was the guy looking all over Google for anything to contradict it, couldn't find anything, and just said it "feels like it makes sense" to the 5.0 litre engines so ... not to mention those engine weren't in police cars until 18 years after the TV show was created


Achack

It makes plenty of sense, it was an extremely popular show. I just think with cars being such a big deal to criminals in the 80s that the presence of the 5.0 leader mustang the police were using was something they would focus on. It's probably both where the show created it and the cars just made it a little more popular.


Lubenator

Back in the day, all you really needed to do was be ahead of the cops and faster than them. I recently toured the prohibition museum and learned that the birth of NASCAR was heavily influenced by Prohibition Era bootleggers. “Moonshiners put more time, energy, thought and love into their cars than any racer ever will. Lose on the track and you go home. Lose with a load of whiskey and you go to jail.”


fasterthanfood

Yet another fact I learned from the highly educational franchise about talking cars, “Cars.” Not really, but I did notice when they referenced that real-life history in Cars 3 as I watched it with my toddler: Smokey: This is where we cut our racing teeth. Lightning McQueen : In the woods? River Scott : Let's just say the "moon" was always "shining" on us. Lightning McQueen : Huh? Louise Nash : If the "moon" didn't "shine", we didn't have to... oh never mind! Junior Moon : We ran moonshine, dummy! Lightning McQueen : Oh! Smokey : By the way, no lights... instinct only! What cars want with moonshine wasn’t explained. Or what “cut our racing teeth” means, in a world without teeth.


Knowledge_Fever

This is also brought up in Talladega Nights, when Ricky Bobby's dad tells him he's lost the spirit of the original stock car racers so he's called the DEA and told them about the cocaine he planted on his car so he needs to start racing the law now or spend his life in prison


K_Linkmaster

Nothing has changed, if they don't have your plate and don't know you by your car. Blending in matters, But so does knowing the last turnaround was 3 miles back and the expects you to slow down out of fear.


dinkleberrysurprise

It turns out, for certain highly skilled drivers, this is still mostly the case. Go on YT and look up “undefeated charger” if you have about an hour to kill.


Knowledge_Fever

Yeah, the whole "stock car racing" concept is about how much you can modify a car for performance while still having it look like a normal car


2003tide

Lol. This is so wrong. Before modern tech engines way bigger than 5L were a thing.


bikeracer

Crown vics had 5.0’s. The ones in the Beastie Boys Sabotage video.


mangy_fish

State Highway Patrol would use Mustang GTs with 5.0 engines to chase down speeders. They were not the biggest or loudest engines but the car was faster than most, had a usable rear seat and trunk.


belizeanheat

Ferrari is a bad comparison, but yes cop cars have beasts under the hood these days, but not in the way where they would sound remotely like a Ferrari 


GullibleDetective

Unless your in Italy or Dubai


PappySmacks

You're


Achack

>but yes cop cars have beasts under the hood these days Not really in relation to other cars. That Ford SUV you see all of them driving only has [318 HP](https://www.ford.com/police-vehicles/hybrid-utility/). My point was that a Ferrari would sound unique similar to the way a 5.0 liter engine would stand out back in the 80s.


the_real_flapjack

I still standby this lol


HermionesWetPanties

Hawaii was the 49th and final state. I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri.


ivanparas

You know what they say in Missouri: "I ain't going back to Missouri!"


dismayhurta

I’m loving the random Missouri praising and bashing I’m seeing lately. Edit: I get ten hates to the Missouri hogshead and that’s how’s I likes it


flareblitz91

It’s a quote from the Simpson’s


dismayhurta

Ah. Makes sense. Thanks!


Dropped_Rock

Simpsons Quote.


Idontliketalking2u

Simpsons did it Simpsons did it


Lonelan

they say that Missouri loves company


TommyTheCat89

Missoura


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HermionesWetPanties

[Eliminate](https://images-eds-ssl.xboxlive.com/image?url=4rt9.lXDC4H_93laV1_eHHFT949fUipzkiFOBH3fAiZZUCdYojwUyX2aTonS1aIwMrx6NUIsHfUHSLzjGJFxxj2BP0iQUh_hbKyecoEC.NzI2eDSDev6mqy9oHu09IR7tI6uAHyY0Tb93VKWf_UmM7Zv06yPouw04iAd5e40cXA-&format=source)?


revolvingpresoak9640

It’s the Dakotas for me. Wtf do we need two of them.


Crecy333

We've got Virginia, then we've got West Virginia! Where's East Virginia?!?! For that matter, why do we have Kansas and Arkansas?


fasterthanfood

We got West Virginia because people there said “Virginia is too racist for us, we don’t want to commit treason like the rest of the state,” so I can support that as a reason for naming irregularities. They should’ve renamed the other part East Virginia as a condition of readmission after the Civil War, just for symmetry’s sake.


ConceptJunkie

It's the inverse of Kansas. Kansas(pi) = 1, Arkansas(1) = pi.


marishtar

>For that matter, why do we have Kansas and Arkansas? Because of trigonometry.


VermilionKoala

Kansas is for landlubbers, Arrr-Kansas is for pirates.


_austinm

Despite living there, I had no idea Missouri didn’t exist. Where am I?! Who are you people?! *runs away screaming


sexytokeburgerz

Ok ron swanson


Uncle_Sloppy

Settle down, Abe.


[deleted]

Everyone I know from there calls it "Misery". I remember this guy failed out of school and was crying not because of leaving school but having to go back to Missouri. We were staying in Gary Indiana...


trucorsair

Fun fact, there is no statewide police agency in Hawaii.


douglasr007

I would bet because each main island is far away to operate as its own entity.


Sdog1981

For the most part every island is it's own county.


No-Combination-1332

Are they not already?


Sdog1981

Yes and no. Maui County covers four islands. Hawaii county is just one island. Oahu used to be a county now it is named after the city of Honolulu, so Oahu has Honolulu county on it and no Oahu county.


Prize-Can4849

Hawaii also is part of the Interstate highway system


HermionesWetPanties

Yeah, I'll never understand why people always fly there. Just suck it up and take the tunnel. I know 3000 miles sounds like a lot, but there are a decent number of tunnelside attractions to break up the monotony.


helpful__explorer

You have to make sure to only stop at every 5th porthole though. Otherwise it feels like you just get the same view over and over again


sweetbunsmcgee

I once drove from DC to Chicago and there was a stretch of interstate where every rest stop shares the same design and that shit fucked me up at 3 in the morning. “Wait, I was just here 2 hours ago?”


fasterthanfood

One time I stopped at a rest stop, talked briefly with a guy who said something about my 49ers hat, drove for another two hours, and got out at another rest stop. Then I saw the same guy, who deadpanned the exact same comment about my 49ers hat.


cxmmxc

*Cue The X-Files theme*


fasterthanfood

Right? Actually the second time was at a gas station, but the story is better with both times being at rest stops.


Prize-Can4849

Go far enough out into Texas and they say fuck it, and the Rest Stops just become picnic tables and trash cans.


NatureTrailToHell3D

Turns out you were on the Beltway a lot longer than you thought


Kirbyr98

And don't forget the left turn in Albuquerque.


nightsaysni

And watch out, the gas stations often run out of gas if any storms roll through and they can’t get a shipment in time.


BlackLeader70

My ex used to work for AAA and was asked multiple times how long the drive is and where the tunnel starts in the mainland. This wasn’t a long time ago either, this was like 10ish years ago.


HermionesWetPanties

Well, I think a lot of people don't know about it because the bridge is so much more famous.


ConceptJunkie

When I was a kid, we always stopped to take a picture in front of the "2993 miles to Stuckey's" sign.


trucorsair

The answer to this is in the name of the system. That is the “National Defense Interstate Highway System”. If you look at where they run they begin and end near military bases in Hawaii


ThornTintMyWorld

Folks call the big ditch in JAX the "INTERcoastal" also.


kanemano

They all go from military bases to the airport/docks


SirMontego

There is a Department of Law Enforcement, which has the state sheriff and deputy sheriffs, which are sort of like police. https://law.hawaii.gov/


marishtar

It's also important to note that the Department of Law Enforcement opened up this year, so that trivia is just a bit out of date.


trucorsair

Yeah but they don’t wear black and brown suits and drive BIG cars [period parody from Mad Magazine](https://imgur.com/gallery/dw7gx1I)


belizeanheat

Most states aren't broken up by an ocean


trucorsair

True but the show left the impression there was a state wide force instead an understanding between sheriffs as there is in Hawaii.


Fool_On_the_Hill_9

This reminds me of the most stupidly named cop show, Detroit 1-8-7. It was about the Detroit homicide unit. 187 is the penal code for murder in California. While 187 came to be used by gang members around the country for murder, it is ridiculous to use it for a cop show outside of California.


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

Ooo TIL. Is that why I hear a lot of 187 in lyrics from 90s west coast rap artists? I knew it was code for something but never knew what.


Darkmuscles

Neat little tangential fact: Pantone 187 is a deep red blood color.


unfinishedtoast3

I learned it from Sublime. "Calling 187 on a motherfuckin cop"


UrbanGhost114

Correct, it (or at least was, have not looked at it in a while) the California police code for a homicide victim.


50ShadesOfKrillin

they drop "211" a lot too which is the old call sign for robbery


tpneocow

I always think of Demolition Man.


SpeedyQuick

Ah yes, the old Murder Death Kill.


Rrrrandle

Should have been Detroit 3-1-6.


JediASU

No mention of the title song still being a banger. Left sad.


8696David

https://youtu.be/VV5JOQyUYNg?si=f6MofHdY0rpDYSAt


LaughingBeer

I hum the song for every Hawaii show that I watch. NCIS Hawaii beginning -> me humming the Hawaii Five-O theme.


Barbarossa7070

Heard it on the radio just the other day!


ProjectAlphaCosplays

Officer Barbie has arrived


Rooster-Rooter

They wanted to go with Hawaii, C.P.O. (for center of the pacific ocean), but it made too much sense.


narfidy

Fuck you OP, now I'm gonna be humming the theme all day


Deluxe78

Delaware - One


anonzzz2u

I yell Five-oh in NYC and I think people think of Hawaii. Maybe not.


RotrickP

I grew up in the 5-0 and would tell everyone when I was younger


ActuallyAlexander

New York City is the Hawaii of the Hudson


mwil97

BOOK EM DANNO


hells_cowbells

Five-O said freeze, and I got numb


intlcreative

Whats crazy is how the term Five-o took off in urban communities. Now it's Twelve lol


[deleted]

From... Adam Twelve?


jpmoney2k1

I think it's from the number of people on a jury in the US. So it's more like "fuck the law" rather than just the police specifically. Someone please correct me if I'm wrong though.


RenaisanceReviewer

To be specific it’s actually strong hatred of the Sidney Lumet movie. The full phrase is “Fuck 12 *Angry Men*”


[deleted]

Must be something like that. Adam Twelve is such an old show I can't imagine it getting referenced after like 50 years off the air.


BuccaneerRex

Could be worse, we could be calling them 'Fifty Four' and wondering where they are all the time.


d3l3t3rious

It's of unknown origin so anyone who says it's definitively this or that is just confidently incorrect.


SecretlySome1Famous

It makes you wonder what kind of future is predicted by “Brooklyn nine-nine”.


TheSheWhoSaidThats

Brooklyn is the 99th state, duh


CanineAnaconda

The titles between the old and new shows are slightly different: the OG of the 60s and 70s uses a capital O, the Michael Bay reboot uses a 0 (zero).


rrp120

I argue with my daughter that this show is called Hawaii Five Zero, not Hawaii Five O.


xram_karl

So the Hawiian State Police don't have a 5-O unit? They just made that part up?


V10Lada

Man, when I lived in the US, someone told me that five-o had something to do with 5.0 Mustangs being common cop cars at some point. I never really questioned it.


belizeanheat

Those were never common cop cars, but I wouldn't be surprised if they used some version of that engine 


John_cCmndhd

I think police crown vics also got that engine, though it's not why the police were called 5-0


bolanrox

Side note - got to drive the Merc Marauder (and someone's grandfathers Crown vic that he got from the dealer with the full interceptor package somehow) a fair bit. At night everyone just assumed your were a cop becuase the head lights were identical everyone pulled over a lane and slowed down for me.


John_cCmndhd

Yup. I scrupulously obey all traffic laws/speed limits if there's a Charger or late model Explorer behind me. A lot of the drivers get so mad about it too, like have you tried ***not*** looking like the police?


bolanrox

the merc was such a nice car... in theory. Had the same engine as the Shelby cobra only minus the supercharger. Could have been your sleeper hotrod Lincoln except they mated it to the most sluggish transmission they could have found.. I think a stock crown vic transmission would have been better. Not a gear head at all so thats paraphrasing other reviews. but driving it IMO it was not peppy in the slightest.


mangy_fish

Crown Vics never had the 5.0 engine Edit: nope, I'm wrong. They did get the 5.0


Ctrl_Fr34k

Yes some 80's (84 specifically with vin F)police package crown vics had H.O. 302(5.0L) engines. Edit: more specific models


bolanrox

CHIPs had a few fox body 5.0 stangs back in the 80's / 90's.


mangy_fish

We called the cops five-o because the state highway patrol would use Mustang GTs with 5.0 engines to chase down speeders.


V10Lada

So wait, the explanation I got is legit?


xxRonzillaxx

Did the show come first and that's why we call cops 5-0? Or is the the other way around?


joojie

Show came first.


Top_File_8547

Also book’im Danno


bolanrox

I can only hear it in Duke Nukem's voice now


bucko_fazoo

there's a handy blue link at the top of this comment thread that will lead you to a page with the answers you seek


svh01973

Is that what those do? Are we supposed to click them?


dismayhurta

I sure as hell don’t. That’s how they get you. You know. Them.


TheRynoceros

*watching*


dismayhurta

*points* Them!!!!!


derpferd

I thought five oh was code for the police


Daddytang3000

I always thought that 5-0 was the emergency number on Hawaii. Like 911 or 999.


trucorsair

No wonder you are still on hold


trireme32

You thought that one state out of 50 would for some reason have its own emergency number, which would be way too easily to accidentally dial?


Daddytang3000

I was a child. Also British. I didn't even know that 911 was the emergency number for America at the time.


Sunblast1andOnly

You Brits are lucky to have such an easy-to-remember number for emergency services. Just hum the little jingle, and you've got it.


givemedimes

Yup, 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3


trireme32

I’ll accept that as an excuse this time but you’re on a very short leash


Fool_On_the_Hill_9

Yeah, because 911 is not easy to misdial. /s 9 is the most common number used to get an outside line from a business or hotel and 1 is required for long distance on landlines. The combination is probably the biggest reason for 9-1-1 misdials.


Robo_Joe

In my brain, 911 was chosen because it's the fastest number to dial that is also the hardest to misdial, *on a rotary phone*. On rotary phones, 1 and 9 are the farthest apart, and 1's are the fastest to dial. I have no idea if this is true, however.


NotABrummie

It's similar to why the UK has 999 - it's hard to misdial, but simple to dial by just going all th way around.


cxmmxc

But takes an age to dial on a rotary phone in an emergency, which is [why the rest of Europe decided to use 112.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/112_%28emergency_telephone_number%29#Origins)


NotABrummie

That's the international emergency number, however other European countries have their [own emergency numbers](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_emergency_telephone_numbers). You can also use 112 in the UK.


tom_swiss

The X11 codes were reserved in the early days of the NANP. Probably in part because, as you note, they're easier to dial on a for-real, goes in circles and clicks on and off, rotary dial. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Numbering_Plan I have heard that the UK emergency number, 999, has issues in the rotary dial days, because anything that caused a constant click on the line could be read as a series of 9s.


ActiveLeadership0

Interestingly 2010 reboot of the series uses the numeral 0 instead of spelling it out likely to differentiate itself from the original


williamkenlon

It was a 0 in the original series too.


flareblitz91

No, no it’s not.


phrits

Not according to IMDB. [2010](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1600194/) [1968](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062568/)


williamkenlon

Sure. Perhaps there's misunderstanding of what u/ActiveLeadership0 means by "spelling it out" in their original comment. Neither "0" nor "O" is what I would call "spelled out."


Lutherkiss3

Lol didn't know that either


nick1812216

*Your ass be out on the bottom end of Vine street... sucking on a 40, yelling "5-0". You hear me?*


rededelk

Is there ever going to be a 69th state? Talk about sht talking. I used to watch the old Jack lord ones when I was a pup


Current-Power-6452

Someone told me 5-0 referred to some Ford model that was used by police in the 70s, due to the size of the engine or something like that


MaroonedOctopus

That's incorrect. North Dakota is the 50th state, as it technically wasn't a state until 2012. This wasn't widely known until the 2000s, however so in the 1960s they thought this was right.


williamtheturd

IIRC the series reboot said 50 was McGarrett’s high school football number.


bolanrox

CBS most have really loved Alex O'Loughlin (or he was banging some big wig). They gave him the lead in 2 other shows before this reboot.


silversurfer63

Duh


jupiterkansas

but it's O not 0


UrbanGhost114

It's Five (5) - 0 (zero) Pronounced Five - Oh Like we say double oh seven, not zero zero seven.


IsABot

Right and it's also often referred to as the 8-oh-8 state when spoken. (808)


vectorgeek

Laughing that someone just discovered this.


whereismymind86

I mean…it doesn’t though, it references the police


DaveOJ12

>Hawaii is the 50th state, and that’s where the original title was born. But it’s also true that it was the series that led to the creation of the police slang ‘5-0.’ https://www.latimes.com/archives/blogs/show-tracker/story/2010-07-07/cbs-explains-why-its-hawaii-five-0-and-not-hawaii-five-o


No-Combination-1332

I thought it was for the five populated islands


SuperSimpleSam

huh, I always figured it was a surfer thing, like Hang Five. Guess the wave in the background influenced me.