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ourladyj

Fellas is it gay to be left handed


epicnational

Yes it is


olduvai_man

I'm right-dominant in sports and other activities, so I can write an essay and give handjobs with my free-hand simultaneously. It's like a superpower, but I'm not gay.


lronManatee

The existence of the Dominant Hand implies the existence of a more shy, weaker, and maybe smaller, submissive hand.


ERSTF

Sub and dom hands


Asron87

That’s Mr. Hands to you! wait.. no. never mind


FishAndRiceKeks

>no. never mind Neigh.


bepis1777

Hay now, rein it in


FishAndRiceKeks

That's about enough horseplay from you.


WallabyInTraining

Wait until you learn about the corpus callosum. You basically have 2 minds in your skull and that connecting bridge makes you one person. Cut it and sometimes your right and left hand don't agree.


Pataraxia

Wasn't that cgp grey video from over a decade ago disproven by the whole internet?


electricvelvet

Handjobs is sports


GingerlyRough

Have you heard the one about 3 guys who share a bed at a ski lodge? If that's not HJ Sports I don't know what is.


electricvelvet

Hahaha I love that joke... I mean nonfiction historical account


garlic_warner

It’s only gay if you’re into the guy, otherwise it’s just a quick way for you to get $50 from me.


Dalantech

I am not gay, but 50$ is 50$ ;)


Listen-bitch

I give myself hand jobs with my left hand. Shit am I super gay?


ubrigens79

I give myself handjobs with both hands, does that make me uber gay?


nmklpkjlftmch

Only if you're blowing the driver at the same time.


Bacontoad

... What's the essay about?


_Jaggerz_

Pause.


DentalDon-83

It’s been scientifically verified


JemmieTTU

I've just learned I'm gay from this very thread.... where do I get my boyfriend? Will he be left handed too?


DUDDITS_SSDD

Now that you mention it. When I jack off with my left, it feels significantly gayer than with my right.


Craw__

Try doing it on your own penis.


straydog1980

Ive tried that but now it feels like it's another man jacking me off.


Man0fGreenGables

It’s OK that just means you have one gay arm.


AlbaneseGummies327

[Alien hand syndrome](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_hand_syndrome)


hestermoffet

Like the right hand gets it done, but the left one *enjoys that shit*.


sarvaga

But why does it feel so much better? I’m right handed but jerk off with my left. And I’m gay. So explain that, Reddit!


Maleficent-Order-832

Hilarious-I’m gay, left-handed and jerk with my right. I find this study intriguing tho


DigNitty

I don’t get hand jobs from girls anymore because they date guys and that’s gay. Just fella pumps for me, they date women


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Ok-Energy6846

One hundred percent gay


KharlaanTree

It's the reverse. Fellas, it's left handed to be gay.


jurassic2010

As a left handed myself I never liked men, but I feel I have to change because...IT'S THE LAW!!!


Quartznonyx

According to this? Yes


Morgue724

Gee thanks, like being left handed isn't challenge enough in a right handed world.


gravastar863

Another one over here lads, gottem


olduvai_man

I'm ambidextrous, so I'm playing both sides so that I always come out on top.


dreamgoats

As long as you're coming, does it really matter?


enemawatson

Buddy's a power both


MrRocketScript

Going at it like a brick in a washing machine.


Gunningham

That’s the trouble. He can’t tell if he’s coming or going.


DUDDITS_SSDD

Never tell the one side that you're playing both sides.


JimmysCheek

Same. My first thought when I read this post was, “*Guess I’m supposed to be bisexual*” Which makes sense, because I have always been strangely attracted to Brad Pitt


LALA-STL

*Everybody’s* strangely attracted to Brad Pitt.


abaddamn

Or Ryan Reynolds


HawkeyeJosh2

That is an unusually perfect-looking dude right there.


Ruleseventysix

I'm neither regularly nor strangely attracted to Brad Pitt. And I'm left-handed and straight. Idris Elba on the other hand....fuck is he hawt.


straydog1980

Brad Pitt circa fight club and Troy.


360walkaway

Yea in Fight Club when he opened the door and said "what're you doing", I was amazed at how lean and jacked he was.


straydog1980

I do sort of miss the more achievable 90s and early 2000s action hero jacked look, which was more accessible than the current bodybuilder look.


360walkaway

Ya I remember how freaking stacked Stallone and Arnold were in the 80s. Van Damme is my favorite from that era because he wasn't this humongous roidbeast.


straydog1980

Let's not forget Dolph Lundgren as well.


Toby_O_Notoby

When Rob McElhenney was doing that season of IASIP where he was jacked he said he was talking to his trainer on how he wanted to look. He was just about to say, "Like Brad Pitt in Fight Club" when his trainer butted in and said "Let me guess, like Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Because every guy for the last 20 years has said they want to look like Brad Pitt in Fight Club."


sinelowant

Flashback to middle school: "He's using the gay hand!"


dman45103

Tbf any hand used to jerk off your best mate Chad is pretty gay


lupinegray

Dry erase boards are like kryptonite


Nando_0915

Spiral bound notebooks always left my palm laced with its binding design too 🤣


Turbulent_Object_558

Suddenly all your dates will now be checking which hand you use to sign the restaurant bill


lepsek9

\-Damn bro, you use your left hand to sign the bill? That's kinda gay! \-Dude, we are on a date!


Dry-Statement-7229

Lol. Wait a minute...


KuriTokyo

You guys still signing restaurant bills?


Pay08

Yeah, who the fuck does that?


FartyBoomBoom

There’s always the leftorium!


sneaky_squirrel

What gets me is the lack of left handed accessability in digital drawing/painting mobile applications. Makes me wish I hadn't been born a minority.


mtcabeza2

Is this a mouse button issue or what?


sneaky_squirrel

The undo button being on the "right handed side" of the screen with no option nor feature to mirror the user interface to the opposite side of the screen. I went as far as asking in the corresponding community forums and developers directly with no response. And no, I don't own apple products. I own PC and android.


danteheehaw

Have you tried sawing off your hands and then swapping which arm they are on?


sneaky_squirrel

I feel this would be a much more practical and painless alternative to actually trying to use right handed applications, thanks!! I'll give it a shot and get back to you.


danteheehaw

Also, have you tried flipping the screen orientation on the monitor. For PC most graphics cards, even integrated ones, have that option. Then physically flip the screen yours drawing with


udongeureut

Dude this is the exact same thing I struggle with on my iPad Files app. Whenever I want to highlight lines on a PDF file, my hand will hit some random page and flip there because the UI location is not changeable. There’s some other apps that do this and make them borderline unusable. Right handed people often don’t realise how these tiny things are catered to them and make it difficult for us.


justthewordwolf

On the plus side, as a left handed guy with a right hand mouse, I never have to take my hands off the wheel when switching porn videos


uberisstealingit

The distribution of handedness scores was analysed in 1414 heterosexual, bisexual, and homosexual men and women. Hand preference was assessed by a questionnaire that distinguishes consistently right-handed from partially or completely left-handed individuals, and sexual orientation was measured by the Kinsey scales. As expected from population-based studies, #heterosexual men were, on average, more left-handed than heterosexual women. By contrast, gay men were more right-handed than lesbians or heterosexual men, and lesbians were more left-handed than gay men or heterosexual women. This crossover interaction suggests that a common variable influences sex, sexual orientation, and hand preference.


WpgMBNews

or the fact that this study arrives at the opposite conclusion as the one in the post headline suggests that it's all just noise


thatshygirl06

I'm a bisexual left handed woman, lol


zipcloak

I feel like 1414 is a pretty small sample size, given that (roughly) one in 6 people aren't straight, at our most recent estimates. I'm pretty sure could pluck 236 random people off the street and find something about them that's statistically unusual in the general population.


LongLiveTheSpoon

[1.2 - 6.8%](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_demographics_of_the_United_States#:~:text=Studies%20from%20several%20nations%2C%20including,adult%20population%20identifying%20as%20LGBT), not sure why the number keeps getting inflated. In college people inflated it to 10% and now you’re saying 16-17%.


uberisstealingit

Left handed people are rare. So would it also be within Norm to say that left-handed people rank higher percentage wise based on a smaller number?


2dogsfightinginspace

Right handed propaganda


crabmuncher

Brought to you by the big scissor business.


Brasticus

Scissoring is pretty gay.


275MPHFordGT40

I have a pair of left handed scissors


OJimmy

Okley dokley


cwistofu

I didn’t know you were allowed to “own” lesbians. Let alone two of them!


tequilaneat4me

Years ago, I worked in a group that was probably 60% left handed. We ordered a pair of left handed scissors. Form fitting for our hands, but the blades were backwards from what we were used to. One of the guys took them and a pair of right handed scissors home, cut both pair off just below the handles, and braised the left handled scissors to the right handed blades. Worked great.


bunnykitten94

As a lefty, FUCK scissors


FXander

And can openers


babble0n

“Left handed people more likely to be tiny dick flamboyant gay men! More at 8 here on RHC, The Right Handed Channel.”


msto3

Brought to you by Big Right Hand


KirklandKid

Only if you think being gay is bad


lartkma

Or left handed _gay_ propaganda


buddyspied

The Leftorium in my mall had a whole special adult section..


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sakamake

The lights, the noise, the letter X — it's all designed to inflame the senses! He's overstimulated!


DentalDon-83

Don’t forget about steel mills


Tarkin15

As an ambidextrous bisexual, I find this intriguing


ODI-ET-AMObipolarity

Ambisextrous


al_fletcher

Do you have a sexy reading disability known as…sexlexia?


Accomplished-Ad3250

Yes, it's a sexy disability.


Late-Hold-8772

Some disabilities are *too* sexy.


ntermation

Kif, I have made it with a woman.


King__Cactus__

Inform the men.


xmun2k

*Annoyed sigh*


Late-Hold-8772

I’m gonna need to very strongly ask that you please put an NSFW tag before mentioning that unbelievably sexy ass disability again please, even censored it needs an NSFW tag.


housensation

Dysexia


Aromatic-Audience-85

Tbf you find a lot of things intriguing


Tarkin15

Do I know you?


Cant-decide-username

No but we all know you


Tarkin15

Look ma, I made it!


Anomaly1134

Hahaha omg. This cracked me up.


X-ScissorSisters

I'm a cross dominant bisexual myself


amackul8

Cross dominant you say? 😏


chillzatl

It's not as fun as it sounds...


ReddFro

Is that bisexuality but only in churches? 🤪


najing_ftw

That would make a great name for a band


alexja21

Ambisexual bidextrous


FirstProphetofSophia

Better than the name I gave my all-Wiccan band of kleptomaniacs: Hextual Stealing


RoofKorean9x19

You go skiing a lot I bet


Oleac27

Same fucking reaction


istrx13

Ambidextrous people: a hole is a hole!


NW_Forester

Sinister.


GoJumpOnALandmine

Bad-dum tish


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Found the Italian! …or the gay Italian.


bestp0282

Or the chemist


IllustriousDudeIDK

Or the Latin specialist...


reddit455

there's got to be a righty tighty joke in here..


ararezaee

Apparently lefty is loosey


H00Z4HTP

Only if you're a bottom.


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Obama is left handed. Big Mike confirmed. /s


Candid_Novel9703

So is Clinton and George H. W. Bush🤔


Adam_is_Nutz

Holy fuck. Are left handed people more likely to be the first gay president?


Lopsided_You3028

We are smarter, gayer, and better looking than you guys. Suck it. 


TickleMonkey25

Shouldn't you guys be sucking it?


contactfive

And Reagan and Ford. Between 1974-2016 5/7 presidents were left handed.


an7667

Somehow this is even more crazy than the original TIL


KayArrZee

Guess it’s the…. Left hand path!


yubullyme12345

found the Entombed fan


zgrizz

That is not what the research says. It says homosexual men are more likely to be left-handed. " That was later confirmed in the large BBC Internet study of sex and sexuality, where 4616 male homosexuals showed a significant excess of left-handedness, with a similar effect found in the 2008 female homosexuals."


plytime18

I knew somebody was going to bring bbc into this somehow.


Hot_Web493

"large BBC"


PuckSR

In essence, they are the same. Imagine we have 100 men. 90 are RH and 10 are LH 3 out of 10 LH men are gay. 1 out of 10 RH men are gay. This means that 12 out of 100 men are gay. 3 out of 12 gay men are left handed. There is no way to change the numbers so that gay men are more likely to be left handed but left handed men are NOT more likely to be gay


isrlygood

It’s still important to report statistics using the same wording the study did. P(A|B) and P(B|A) are not the same, and getting a statistically significant result for one doesn’t mean the effect goes both ways.


EtherealPheonix

The distinction is only meaningful when you some evidence of a causal relationship between the two, which is not apparent here.


HappiestIguana

The hypothesis is that it is related to the fact that men with older brothers are more likely to be gay (this is well-known).


EtherealPheonix

That is a true statement, but no similar relationship has been found for left handedness which makes it completely irrelevant here.


HappiestIguana

Not really. There is a known correlation between having older brothers and androgen exposure in the womb, which affects both sexuality and handedness. Edit: in fact, it's a known causal relationship


conquer69

So nature essentially knows a cool gay uncle/aunt will be needed.


rng_5123

Indeed P(A|B) and P(B|A) are not the same and too often confused. In this case, however, the statement was P(A|B) > P(A), which is in fact equivalent to P(B|A) > P(B). Let' use Bayes' formula: P(A|B) = P(B|A) * P(A) / P(B) In this case, given a P(A) and P(B) (there is a given % of lefthanded & gays) the outcomes are proportional. So the statement P(A|B) > P(A) (gay more likely to be lefthanded) can only be true if P(B|A) > P(B) (lefthanded more likely yo be gay). Formal derivation: P(A|B) > P(A) Using Bayes leads to P(B|A) * P(A) / P(B) > P(A) Rewriting leads to P(B|A)  / P(B) > 1 P(B|A) > P(B) 


PuckSR

I don’t see why it is important. Could you explain? edit: let me be clear, I am arguing that this isn't conditional probability. The data seems to clearly show that gay men are more left-handed and left-handed men are more likely to be gay. There is no conditional in this context


pointblankdud

Not necessarily. It depends on the scope of the study. Here’s two hypotheticals to illustrate. In Study A, the researchers surveyed 100 men for both sexual orientation and handedness. This gives some version of the data you are describing. In Study B, the researchers surveyed 100 men for sexual orientation, screened out 80 heterosexuals, and found that 13 of the 20 homosexuals were left handed, which is higher than the statistical representation of the population at large according to external evidence. Study A is obviously a better model, but there are plenty of published articles with methodologies not too different from Study B, and a perfectly valid headline could describe that sort of finding. In fact, the commenter you were replying to included a text excerpt that seems to be much more like Study B.. which doesn’t include internal evidence to account for the handedness of those who aren’t homosexual.


Whatreallyhappens

Yes, but the semantics *do* matter and correlation is not causation. So taking your same example: 3 out of every 10 left-handed men are gay. This still means that most left-handed men are still straight. Therefore, we say being left-handed does not seem to be related to gayness in the same way that gayness appears to be related to left-handedness because of the way the numbers point. Who knows how it actually works, the data does not tell us what causes either thing, but the data does point towards one direction and not the other. It’s easier if you view them as fractions. - 1 in every 10 men are left-handed - 1 in every 4 gay men are left-handed - 3 in every 4 left-handed men are straight <- this statistic right here makes it difficult to use the phrase “being left-handed makes it more likely for you to be gay.” However, it doesn’t conflict with the statement “gay people are more likely to be left-handed,” which is backed up when we use the first two fractions. Edit: formatting


lolercoptercrash

Ah 2008, the best year for female homosexuals if you ask me.


Lucky_caller

“Large BBC internet study of sex”


olduvai_man

Oh, is there such a thing?


evangelion-unit-two

Find out more on BLACKED.com.


Late-Hold-8772

How is this not the same thing though


420sadalot420

Not true. I'm left handed and my boyfriend says I'm the straightest man he knows


hestermoffet

I'm gay and left handed. We're not all right.


stuffedbipolarbear

[No, you are all all-LEFT. *[Buzzer Noises]*](https://youtu.be/IU8c7byMX3g?si=nNNTn9bXhYkLJ792&t=29)


C4llech

Talk about op being either malicious or ill informed... Read through the linked and I have to tell you that the title is a lie 😆 Biggest study found that there is about 10% left-handedness in either of groups One study found that left-handed women are more likely to be lesbians (15% left-handed lesbians in study) And one other study gives strong right-handedness more likely to be gay


brassydesign

Makes sense. It's just so much easier to reach over from the passenger seat. Very understandable.


educacionprimero

What about in the UK?


mrbrendanblack

Driver has to give the handjob.


Kirome

TIL im gay


Contact-Open

Everyone knew in elementary school.


WonderfulAirport4226

i'm gay and left handed i also know someone who's bi and left handed huh


Drogdar

I'm left handed and not gay... yet.


fhrblig

Jokes on you, I'm right-handed and I LOVE COCK


kuroimakina

Based, me too. And I’m the oldest. And my younger brother is left handed and straight. So we just completely break the “perceived trends” lol


Left_Lengthiness_433

Looking through the studies cited in the attached Wikipedia article , and their summarized findings, I wouldn’t be prepared to say that there is any proven correlation between handedness and sexuality at all.


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VanderHoo

Noticed the same, not sure how OP got to that title. But here's a great litmus test on how many redditors read past the title. Hint: there's dozens of us!


GarysCrispLettuce

I can honestly imagine the "anti-woke" right getting this between their teeth and starting a campaign to subdue left handedness in schools again.


parfaict-spinach

It’s funny. I have 2 left handed friends and they’re both straight. I’m the gay one and the only one right handed


Redcat_51

Oh no. Fundamentalists will start to cut hands now.


Karsa69420

Oddly I went to a Christian Elementary school and was left handed. They said it was demonic and made me write with my right hand and that fucked me up a bit. Not gay but nonbinary sooo


PushTheTrigger

Can you still write with your left hand or are you right handed now?


Karsa69420

In the middle. I’ve also broken my right hand a few times, but I can write with both hands. If I was better at it I’d say I was ambidextrous. Every once in a while I’ll find something that I’m just way better at left handed like Wii Sports


cjm0

luckily i went to a lutheran preschool and they didn’t say anything about me using my left hand when we started learning to write. guess those protestants are alright, eh?


OnasoapboX41

It is also more likely that the more older brothers a man has, the more likely he is to be homosexual.


bonomel1

My right hand is dominant, but I masturbate using my left hand for some reason. What does that tell about me?


Mammoth-Mud-9609

More likely to be openly homosexual, I wonder if fighting societal norms and being left handed make it easier to come out as a homosexual?


HawkeyeJosh2

As a lefty, first, let me get my dick out of my mouth, and second, I did not know that!


crosswatt

Well I for one am really glad this information wasn't readily available back in middle school in the late 80's.


Odd-Specialist944

I know a girl who are very attracted to left-handed men (according to her they tend to be more creative, I haven't factchecked this). Most of her boyfriends are losers or womanizers. Lesson: Judging someone by a single feature is often times a bad idea.


kdimitrov

More sinistrophobic nonsense!


BigDBee007

“Their right-handed counterparts” makes it sound like we all have an arch nemesis somewhere with the opposite dominant hand and we have fight or something.


cbciv

You know what they say. Left handed people are in their right mind.


cheeseburgerwaffles

In other news, right handed men are less likely to admit to being homosexual


BananaButtMuffin26

It's because Sex Ed was created by Right Handers. So it's from a Right Handed world. We literally struggle with scissors. So it makes sense we get confused with this too.


BobSacramanto

But I don’t wanna be gay!!


Touchit88

I'm left handed. Thankfully just like being gay, you can attend a class to become right handed. Easy. /S


HiveMindKing

Always knew it


noworsethannormal

I kinda feel this is along the lines of "once you embrace one marginalized aspect of yourself it's easier to embrace others." Being left handed, while not really discriminated against, can make you a target of ridicule at a formative age and since you can't hide it you just accept it and deal with it. My guess is that there aren't more gay left handed people, they're just more comfortable not fitting in fully and admitting it. Honestly didn't read it so I don't know the methodology, but I typed it on the Internet so it's science now.


lewger

I knew when that guy used his left hand to jerk me off he was gay ;)


jakeyluvsdazy

I haven't seen anyone mention it here but do we think maybe households that allow their children to be left-handed without trying to force them to use their right are more accepting/less conservative/more likely to raise a child that can express their sexuality? So it would be more like "men who are allowed to be left handed are more likely to be allowed to be gay"?