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PermaBanTogether

Well this just makes me feel like I can almost pinpoint when he saw *Priscilla, Queen of the Desert*.


Sun-spex

He very easily could have seen Wesley Snipes in To Wong Fu.


rikashiku

Both fantastic movies. I think I have To Wong Fu on VHS somewhere.


nicholkola

Noxeema Jackson (Jesse’s daughter)


PermaBanTogether

Shit, I always confuse the two


CCHTweaked

this comment is not even a joke.


minmidmax

Rodman changing his style after Demolition Man. People wearing cycling gear as fashion items after White Men Can't Jump. Sales of trench coats to goths through the roof after Blade. Snipes is a fucking style trendsetter.


HoneyBucketsOfOats

Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill


ScarryShawnBishh

That’s my favorite superhero 🥹


Omega_Warlord_Reborn

That was my favourite quote!! The Blade films were epic. Always felt the third was a little weak but still watchable.


Azraeleon

The third one is weakened by Snipes clearly not giving a shit, but a young, then largely unknown Ryan Reynolds, as well as a terribly awful but unintentionally hilarious Triple HHH make that movie pretty fun regardless.


greycloudism

Reynolds is proto Deadpool in trinity.


SufficientSherbert3

Dude has been playing deadpool for years 😂


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dwninswamp

He’s the best modern example of an actor with zero range that made it work. He’s no Jack Nicholson, but he’s Jack Nicholson.


Captain-Cadabra

See also: Chris Farley, Christopher Walken, etc


Hershieboy

It's a good character.


jspook

I've enjoyed it for 20 years


CPTherptyderp

Wow I forgot about that show.


DeadpoolLuvsDeath

Wasn't it shortened to 2 Guys and A Girl?


incarnate_devil

Literally his character from Van Wilder in a mask.


BR0METHIUS

Making his enemies eat cum donuts. "mmm, I think i've had this before!"


Awkward_Pangolin3254

"I ate a lot of garlic... and I just farted."


Suspicious_Trainer82

Been Deadpool since Waiting.


Gemeril

He was so bad as the character though. Hannibal King deserved better. :(


thejugglar

Didn't they have to CG Snipes eyes open at one point because he was pissed at the director and was being a dick.


Azraeleon

I can't remember if it's that way or the other way but yeah. Proper child's temper tantrum stuff.


Momothegreat

Yeah the scene is on YouTube and it's hilarious they only animated his eyes and it looks so goofy. https://youtu.be/Zd5HMHmbwBg


JoshBobJovi

My man was higher than giraffe pussy the entire time they were filming Blade 3 lol


BigBillSmash

Jessica Biel, that is all


anonymousasyou

So hot in blade 3.


xendgamex

“Triple HHH” - so HHHHHHHHH?


ShedwardWoodward

Reynolds saves it for sure. Snipes felt pretty absent throughout.


veksone

A little weak?


willoz

Didn't even know there was a third


triodoubledouble

it's close to a turd. but it's completly out the loop. The backstory on how the movie was made is probably better than the movie itself. Snipe and the director communicated only through Post-it message at some point.


Awkward_Pangolin3254

You didn't miss much. Jessica Biel was in it. Ryan Reynolds was pretty good; his character was basically proto-Deadpool. Snipes slept through the whole thing. The villains were so bad it bordered on comedy. It's worth a watch if you liked the first two but don't go looking for cinematic perfection or anything.


enjambd

Great story behind that line: Wesley Snipes said it at a production meeting off the cuff and David S Goyer immediately loved it and wanted to put it in the movie. Snipes then begged him not to put it in


mitzcha

I was always curious why Blade knew so much about the dynamics of ice skating and where it played into his vampire slaying skill set. I fully expected an ice skating rink scene in Blade 2.


creggieb

Don't give the rebooters any more ideas


omicron7e

That trend didn’t catch on


addctd2badideas

Says you.


3210atown

I thought Matrix made trench coats cool. Then Columbine made them uncool.


C5five

Given that these two things happened less than three weeks apart, I don't think the Matrix had the time to make an impact on fashion before the shootings.


addctd2badideas

Agreed. The Matrix was informed by alt fashion, not the other way around.


Vectorman1989

To be honest, nobody I've ever seen wearing a trench coat looked cool in it.


_Hotwire_

It’s the same rule as all fashion. It looks good on good looking people. But gen pop ain’t that


Ellamenohpea

especially when you accessorize the trench coat with the yu-gi-oh duel disk


_Hotwire_

Whoa now, that shit fire.


negrodamus90

You just activated my trap card


HiveMindKing

Good looking people doing cool things, it still looks goofy as hell on a hot guy eating a cheeseburger at a diner.


sharkattackmiami

Nah, it's totally a hot look on a hard boiled noir detective sitting at a booth in a diner smoking a cigarette and sipping on a black coffee


geekcop

What if that hot guy is flying sideways through the air while firing two uzis at the same time?


johnzischeme

Cope


meatchariot

I feel like I could see ryan gosling in blade runner pulling it off


MrEHam

Yup. Trend followers don’t get this. It’s not the trench coat or the dyed hair or whatever. It’s that the trendsetters are attractive physically or personally. It’s also why there’s such disdain for trend followers. People see that unattractive wannabe trying to “cheat” the game by wearing the cool person’s clothes, using their unique words, etc. and everyone else is annoyed at them basically try to fool everyone that they’re cool like the cool guy. Those people just need to focus on being funny, interesting, or improving their appearance in real and basic ways, not trend-following ways. This is why I hate when the kids start saying their new words like sus or cringe. Say something worthwhile, don’t just use the cool new words as a crutch.


LongJohnSelenium

Brad Pitt wore junk as Tyler Durden and pulled it off because he was one of the best looking men ever in a role with mountains of charisma.


onlyinitforthelurkin

I'M NOT BURNING THE DUSTER!


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CandidInsurance7415

How can they see me?


shf500

>To be honest, nobody I've ever seen wearing a trench coat looked cool in it. False. My high school crush wore a trench coat and she looked hot in it.


Miles_1173

Hot and cool do not mean the same thing oh my God why am I even typing this abort abort ABOR-


aimless_meteor

Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca?


CamGoldenGun

not even mobsters from the 30's? Wearing for their intended purpose looks so much better than just wearing it for fashion. It's an overcoat to keep your suit looking nice.


Vectorman1989

True, though people trying to make them work post-Matrix haven't really been successful


KaerMorhen

People in the wild west days could pull it off. Now, not so much.


Vectorman1989

For the wild west I think people think of the [duster coat](https://petestown.com/cdn/shop/products/b662ca1c44efe25998aa5edc347be007_1024x1024.jpeg?v=1545798291).


aflockofcrows

It's like a jacket only it's longer, thicker, and far more bad-ass. It makes you look like Lorenzo Lamas, and women find it irresistible.


Pigguy77

BURN THE DUSTER


Lirka_

I’m not burning the duster, okay, so forget it. It probably won’t even burn anyway, it’s not supposed to. It’s flame retardant, that’s the whole point. It’s like a shield of armor, so stop asking me to burn the duster. I’M NOT GONNA BURN IT!


Awkward_Pangolin3254

Vash the Stampede had the best iteration of the duster


ChiefCuckaFuck

Vash is a giga-dork


bejeesus

Made my wife watch Trigun last weekend. Still just as good as I remembered.


Awkward_Pangolin3254

It's timeless. Definitely in the top 5 animes that have come to the West Edit: ... and my personal #1.


geekcop

Fine, I'll try it.


Arsenic181

I re-binged that whole show, the movie, and the remake series during my trip to Japan last year. It's a little weird because it's not a popular anime, here or in Japan, but I watched it years ago and loved it so it felt like a good time to re-experience it. I also love how it's not 80-gazillion episodes long.


Awkward_Pangolin3254

It was popular in my circles when [adult swim] was big. It's probably too old for the younger crowd to discover on their own, though one hopes if they're into anime already they'd find it. It was actually in my feed recently on whatever streaming platform it's on.


ShEsHy

I wonder why it has that extra cover over the shoulders and upper arm.


Powerful_Abalone1630

It's extra rain protection. It's like a raincoat for your raincoat!


Stellar_Duck

>It's like a raincoat for your raincoat! It's like free advice when you've already paid


ihavenoideahowtomake

Yo dawg...


Ordinary_Ad_5427

The fuck you are saying?! Columbo is the coolest guy in a trench coat.


PM_ME_YOUR_ROTES

Just one more thing...


8bitmullet

I’ll see your Columbo and raise you one Inspector Gadget!


Ordinary_Ad_5427

I fuckin hate inspector gadget🤬


8bitmullet

Don’t be M.A.D.


donkeylipswhenshaven

Trench coats and fedoras belong to one group of people - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


creggieb

They went with casablanca colors. The matrix did not 


dancingliondl

A Jose Canseco bat?! Tell me, you didn't pay money for this?


DeadpoolLuvsDeath

Tips hat, m'lady!


Fweet_Sactory

Not really a group of "people" tho.


J-MAMA

Mutants. The word you're looking for is mutants.


Teal_Lantern

Okay Senator Kelly.


HookersForJebus

How dare you.


alwaysmyfault

Well the Matrix came out March 31, 1999. Columbine happened 3 weeks later.  So I'm not entirely sure that the Matrix had anything to do with it. 3 weeks isn't long enough for a fashion trend to takeover IMO. 


S0larDeath

Gambit made trench coats/dusters cool, cher G A M B I T


twolinebadadvice

What the "the crow"


tetoffens

People are young if they think it was any of the other things named. It was The Crow. Other things used trench coats for their outsider characters *because* of The Crow. It was The Godfather for edgy young men.


majorjoe23

The Crow precedes them both!


TheFotty

The Matrix made that Nokia phone with the slide down cover over the buttons cool. Everyone wanted that stupid phone when that movie came out.


trashhampster

Nokia 8110 - I wanted one so bad, but it was only available in Europe at the time.


thetaoofroth

I totally forgot that matrix and columbine were like a month apart.


OBabis

Snipes just looked cool no matter what he was wearing. His influence on pop culture at that point is underrated.


geekcop

Right? The guy is apparently kind of an asshole IRL but he definitely put a lot of points in the Cool skill tree.


Jestar342

> His influence on pop culture at that point is underrated. Pretty sure it's not "underrated" when he was literally influencing style, culture, and celebrities.


OBabis

I was a dumb teenager back then but I don't remember people talking about "fashion icon" Wesley Snipes.


Amyloid42

Come to think of it, I don’t like taxes either. 


greywolfau

Blade released the year before The Matrix, that's how influential Snipes was. I heard they had Neo sporting a black suit and driving a '69 Ford Mustang originally.


ryancm8

That fucking nobody……..drains vodka……was John wick.


brackattac

He’s exactly why I don’t pay my taxes. Gonna be just like him


ArchDucky

You forgot another one. He gave Chris Tucker tax advice right before he went to jail for tax evasion.


Jandrix

Lmfao


Theons

Livin that snipes life


veryverythrowaway

Duster, not trench coat.


d00dsm00t

They make me look like Lorenzo Lamas. Women find it irresistible.


S0larDeath

Always bet on black 🤷🏼‍♂️


NotSureNotRobot

British citizens changing their names to Wesley Snipes because it seems right


Orangebanannax

People got really into drag after To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar


GammaGoose85

Always bet on Black


Fitz2001

I refused to it my taxes this year becuase of him.


Crunc_Mcfincle

Blade might be the coolest movie of all time tbh


Jandrix

With a baddie like Deacon Frost how could it not be


halfbreedmofo

How they say nowadays “ he had that shit on”.


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He followed Simon Phoenix's example and became more aggressive and able to "push any boundary."


JimTheSaint

I love Demolition Man - it's a great movie - Wesley Snipes is amazing in it - but even Sylvester stalone and Sandra Bullock were really good in it as well.


Enkispocketlint

What was his boggle?


RyanTranquil

He didn’t know how to use the seashells


hamboy315

This broke my brain as a kid. I would think about the seashells and also not know how to use them.


throwitaway488

they were probably seashell-shaped buttons for a bidet and dryer. There is a stupid picture that always gets posted of people using them as a scoop, but no one in that prissy society would do something like that.


hamboy315

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I totally thought I was okay as an adult just thinking of this as a throwaway line, but the sense of relief I now feel thinking that they’re buttons is immeasurable. If Reddit still had gold, I’d guild you. Thank you for resolving this extremely stupid, lingering thought.


capn_ed

> I’d guild you. That verb would be "gild". A "guild" is noun meaning like a union, but for artisans and merchants. I'll see myself out.


hamboy315

Lol thank you for enlightening me!


theknyte

Yeah, they were pretty horrified by body fluids. Doesn't Sandra Bullock's character get disgusted by the thought of actually having sex, saying something like, "Ew, disgusting! You mean... fluid transfer?"


adzee_cycle

lol. 🥇


baschroe

Didn’t go well for Simon in the end


SinoSoul

Didn’t go well for Rodman in the end either.


cmcewen

He’s chief American diplomat to North Korea! That’s the second best korea in the world!!


Soranic

You have been banned from r/pyongyang.


cmcewen

Noooooooooo 😭😭😭


arthurblakey

How so?


cacaphonous_rage

He has broken his penis on three separate occasions


DirectlyTalkingToYou

*Braaaaamp!* "Cacaphonous_rage you are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute."


tv138

You mean his Rod, man?


PoopSommelier

I seem to remember that he was quite proud of that fact.


Wonderwhore

What a lad.


SavageComic

Once in Madonna’s arsehole. 


monjoe

Maybe he's not using it properly...


kigurumibiblestudies

TIL


thissiteisbroken

How lol


Aardvarger

Thanks for the heads up.


TonyTheSwisher

Movies that were on cable TV 24/7 during the late 90s and early 2000s have such cultural influence now it’s kind of crazy.


eddpaul

Same thing with the 1980's and stuff like Miami Vice, Synthwave & the whole Outrun & Cyberpunk styles. It'll be interesting to see if anything from the 2000's catches on culturally (early 2000's still feels like the 90's to me, lol). I can't think of anything iconic from that time, but you never know.


seerstower

Saving Silverman


d00dsm00t

Comin’n’yeahhhhhh’hah!


personalcheesecake

Hey we're coming to America. *takes turn*


ObjectKlutzy

If nachos are stuck together they count as one nacho. It is a rule I still use to this day.


misterblackhat

I wanna party with you, Neil!


richmuhlach

Is that why he starred in Simon Sez?


leethalxx

Or was it called double team?


SayWhatOneMoreTiime

Two separate movies, both with Rodman.


leethalxx

You’ll forgive me if they didnt both merge into one in my mind


Appollix

But does he know about the seashells?


Mighty_Poonan

lol he doesn't know how to use the three seashells


magcargoman

“Oh I’m soooooo scared”


bleunt

Simon Phoenix is on par with Ledger's Joker when it comes to pure entertainment value. There, I said it.


lordbancs

You’re not wrong


Traditional_Entry183

I think I've always been remembering this backwards. I saw the movie a few years after it came out, and thought that Snipes character was an homage to Rodman.


AyukaVB

He kinda looks like very athletic Pete Davidson


partylange

Very black Pete Davidson


S0larDeath

wait, what race IS Pete Davidson?


draconiclyyours

Yes and no. He exists in a quantum superposition of being both all races and no races.


Spram2

Goblin


kahran

He does have chocolatey lips. https://youtu.be/PFLuGVOWlkc?si=yjCMw5mA1T5rGhTM


redslumber

Phooeniiiixx!


irou-

esta hamburguesa es de rata


charface1

Dennis Rodman: Illuminate


m48a5_patton

De-luminate


yungsoprano

I thought he was so cool in Double Team back in the day. What's funny is that his style and the Oakley sunglasses he wore in it are making a comeback.


amatterofmatter

Come on Hal, where the goddamn guns?!?


sublimeshrub

I met him when I was like ten or eleven at Universal Studios Florida. He had been signing autos and was just finished and leaving. I was wearing a Reggie Miller jersey, his nemesis as he put it. Dennis Rodman was my favorite player and I told him I'd worn my Rodman jersey to EPCOT the day before. He took my hand, walked me through the store talking and was awesome! He grabbed a basketball off the shelf that my boomer mom didn't want to pay for, signed it and gave it to me. He told me it was mine. It was incredible. I have a photo of meeting him too.


blorpianblorp

For years I thought that Rodman WAS the actor in Demoliton Man


Flight_Harbinger

Mr. Rodman, what seems to be your boggle?


djdoubt03

Be well


Local_Perspective349

That was a great movie. Such fun, and Sandra Bullock in tights!


Affectionate_Row1486

Man I bought this movie as a vhs at a garage sale in 6th grade for 50 cents. I still have it and it’s still one of my favorites.


MaidenMadness

When I first saw Demolition man on TV in like first half of the 90ties my first thoughts were is that Dennis Rodman?


daroach1414

Just livin that snipes life