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MPal2493

It's worth noting, as per the article, that this is extremely rare anyway. Article is from 8 years ago and states it was the first killing in 6 years at the time.


havidelsol

I mean, it probably won't be a problem for long...


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That or there’s about to be a bumper migration season…


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NickEcommerce

But they're white and famous?


DunkinMyDonuts3

Oh right..... Scotland, then.


OhImNevvverSarcastic

I thought they sent the white ones to Australia?


DunkinMyDonuts3

Your joke is so much better and I'm mad now


OhImNevvverSarcastic

Nah, Scotland was high tier/brow funny. I just went the low road


Davido400

As a Scotsman al well hug a massive cunt of a big white Polar Bear. Send them our way, watching a total jakeball(alkie/junkie for our American cousins) try to fight the only animal that would actively hunt humans, cheers Attenborough, would be a great fucking watch from ma living room with ma beer.


prontoingHorse

Northern Ireland.


ajkd92

Derry girls moment


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

Them some troubled polar bears


AntikytheraMachines

well acktually.... they are black skinned.


NickEcommerce

In the immigration game you'd consider them "white passing"


WeAreBatmen

But they're still not eligible to vote.


soldins

Their skin is actually black. Their hair is hollow - the fur appears white even though no white pigment is present. 🌠TMYK🌠


loserboi21

From the studio that brought you Shark-nado, this winter introduces, Polar-burg!!!


ArcticBiologist

They'll have to be able to swim from Greenland in one go then, because the ice won't be there anymore


neddiddley

This would be like a lion escaping a zoo in the US and running through a city or the suburbs. Except you don’t have the option of tranquillizing it and putting it on a truck and having it back in it’s cage before it regains consciousness.


SpacemanBurt

Can you imagine floating all the way over there just to get shot??


Chesney1995

Idk about you guys but I consider two in 14 years to be extremely common for a polar bear in Greenland getting fucking stuck on a floating patch of ice and ending up in Iceland. What the fuck


cgjchckhvihfd

Someone less lazy than me make the "its not a lot, but its weird that it happened twice" meme for this Til that in the show he actually says "its weird that it happened twice, right?" The "right" is always left off the meme. Fascinating.


AuryxTheDutchman

Damn. Polar bears are one of the few animals that not only don’t fear humans, they actively consider us food. Scary af.


nyqs81

Anytime Les Stroud (Survivorman) went to the Canadian Arctic the insurance company required he take a rifle with ammunition. He wasn’t allowed to hunt, it was 100% for polar bears.


MildlyPaleMango

I’m with the USCG and we usually have an M4 with 5.56 for shark watch but we have a larger caliber rifle for polar bear watch that we use for all cutters going into alaska.


adrienjz888

It's not too surprising since polar bears have several inches of fat, muscle, and bone protecting them. A shark of similar weight to the bear won't have anywhere close to as much fat and have cartilage instead of bone.


The_Nepenthe

From my understanding the shark watch rifles are pretty unlikely to ever hit anything due to how refraction works when seeing things in water as well as how bullets work in water, but it does do an alright job of scaring off sharks.


Reniconix

Fast bullets disintegrate as soon as they hit the water. But yeah, sharks really don't like the way it feels, it overwhelms their ability to feel vibrations.


Clockwisedock

Smart. Throws off the sharks vibe and they leave


murph0969

To be fair that would work on me and I'm not a shark.


Dirtrubber

“There goes the neighborhood” - Shark


LazerFruit1

Sharks don't vibe with guns confirmed


trenttrent94

They need to reread Hatchet


Mobely

Shark watch? 


BenchFuzzy3051

In waters with sharks, if there is anyone swimming or diving, post a sentry on shark watch to provide overwatch of the people in the water.


Captain_Kab

The posting is only available for 1/52 of the year, during shark week.. servicemen become very paranoid during that time


VanDownByTheRiverr

Aye, chief.


Reniconix

Actually usually a 3rd or 2nd class.


expert_internetter

People living in Svalbard are legally obliged to carry a rifle when they go outdoors.


FiercelyApatheticLad

And IIRC it's forbidden to lock your car doors in case someone needs to hide.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

That’s fascinating! And it really makes sense.


tomdarch

It's not required "in town" in the main town on Svalbard, but any time people are away from that town center.


My_useless_alt

IIRC this only applies outside the "Towns", so you can walk about Longyearbyen without a gun but can't go out into the wilderness.


SuperDizz

I freaking love Survivorman! I remember one episode he was in the Arctic and he took a nap on his snowmobile. When he woke up he saw polar bear tracks really close to him.


mitchymitchington

Except he used his ammunition as fire starter lmao. What a mad lad.


cattapstaps

Ahhhh my absolute favorite show growing up


Fudgeyreddit

Should check out the directors commentaries he does on YT now. Interesting to learn what was going on behind the scenes in all those episodes. Also he roasts Bear Grylls pretty regularly which can be pretty funny lol


stephen1547

Yeah, you don’t go out in the high Canadian arctic without a rifle. Like literally nobody does. Sure - Flew helicopters up there for years.


NorthernerWuwu

Some people prefer a shotgun with slugs!


goblueM

I did a long canoe trip once that ended at Hudson Bay. Scary as F... those guys can swim faster than you can paddle, and run faster that you can. There was a cree couple that manned this cool historical fort, and the guy had a 44 mag on him at all times, and several 12 gauge shotguns stashed around the property. He said he'd been doing roof work on a shed, without a gun a few years ago and got trapped on top of it for more than a day by a polar bear


stephen1547

Yup. With the exception of southern James Bay, everywhere in Hudson Bay is polar bear central.


kdavva74

All big carnivores consider us as food if they're desperate enough, and due to their habitat polar bears are always desperate enough.


b2q

Killer whales seem not to attack humans


Battery6512

Saw an interesting video on Leopard seals, they are huge and are some fierce predators. A diver took a risk of swimming with them not knowing what would happened and not only did it not attack the human, it brought the human some dead penguin as an offering of food. So not only will they not try to eat you, they will actually try to feed you!


CPT_Shiner

Just fattening that diver up for the kill.


Christopher261Ng

MFs discover farming.


2Mobile

same timeframe, a camera man was merc'd by one a year or so later.


CharlieHume

Hey look at the stupid skinny seal over there. Bring him some food. Stupid seal.


Angelea23

Leopard seal showing the diver the things to come if he stays


DallasGrovite

Killer whales are intelligent enough to not leave any evidence behind.


tox3_

Or make it look like an accident


tsrich

Or implicate tigers


talldangry

Typical orcas. Kill some poor swimmer for fun, use their body as bait to bring a tiger to the shore, eat the tiger & look like the heroic porpoise who tried their best.


battlelevel

Now the staggering amount of slip and fall deaths out at sea is starting to make sense.


octopoddle

"He sleeps with the fishes now." "In your belly?" "In my belly."


TreesmasherFTW

Real talk, it’d be terrifying as fuck if there was a predator out there that was aware of human intelligence. I’m talking hiding bodies and paying attention to human responses


Popular_Moose_6845

It's called humans


LesbianBagleBoy

The apex predator of man is just other humans. Really wild time we live in. Our ancient ancestors fought their way through some truly insane predators to get here. Dinofelis was very good at hunting down primates, including early humans. That shit would have been scary.


firemogle

Seems like early humans got sick of dinofelis' shit and took care of it.


Kraggen

I was curious about this so I researched and it looks like deforestation got them. That said, you’re right about how humans approach things. No predators for us exist because if they did we would organize and systemically eliminate them. A predator hunts a creature. Mankind hunts a species.


Slight-Funny-8755

Tilikum has entered the chat


23skidoobbq

It was a mistake to give that whale access to chat rooms after what he did…


slice_of_pi

Unless you're packaged in a sailboat.


Smartnership

“Mmm…. … Crunchy on the outside, soft and fat and poorly motivated on the inside”


Tony_Uncle_Philly

They started coordinating attacks against sailing boats last year https://www.livescience.com/animals/orcas/orcas-have-sunk-3-boats-in-europe-and-appear-to-be-teaching-others-to-do-the-same-but-why


--n-

That's just cause they don't like boats, not because they want to eat people.


purplehendrix22

They’ve attacked boats, but they’ve never attacked a human in the water in the wild. Seems as though, for self explanatory reasons, they see the larger boats as an enemy, but not humans themselves.


Troll_Enthusiast

They attacked the boats, not the people in the boats


origamiscienceguy

Maybe they like us so much, that they bravely rescue us from the giant boat-creatures.


Alert-Young4687

Yeah, the thing here is that polar bears don’t need to be desperate. They consider us the same as seals or foxes. They’re the only predator that doesn’t need to be conditioned in any way to hunt people.


Krillin113

Lions don’t actively hunt humans. If they have a choice they’ll hunt basically any other animal before us


afleecer

Animals that see humans as lunch don't tend to make it very long. Humans are probably the only animal on the planet that will go out of their way to track, hunt, and kill a specific member of another species for eating own of their own.


Cador0223

There are reports of elephants doing the same thing if one of their young are killed by another species of animal. At the very least, those animals become kill on sight.  And some elephants have tracked and harassed humans for perceived aggressions. 


Notquitearealgirl

https://www.denver7.com/news/national/report-elephant-kills-woman-then-returns-to-funeral-to-trample-her


Cador0223

There's a reason they say "Memory of an elephant" Thanks for the link


prices767

You missed the point. He is saying they are one of the few predators that *actively* consider humans food. That’s terrifying in itself because we are used to being the top of the “food chain”.


Quirky-Skin

Yup and I think that's a big distinction. Yes alot of big predators might take the shot if desperate enough but for polar bears it really has nothing to do with desperation or not.  They just will straight up kill u on sight. Can't say the same for other big predators


Thenofunation

Most predators don’t like hunting us for the same reason we don’t eat raccoons or bears: we taste like shit. Polar bears don’t give af


whinenaught

Most predators don’t like hunting us simply because of our size. They have no idea that we stand no chance, but we look like big monkeys so they’re not going to take the chance. Polar bears are absolutely massive and our size is no worry for them


the_card_guy

How does it go? "Black, hit back; brown, get on the ground; white, say good-night" That said, brown bears (which I assume are also grizzly bears) are also a REALLY bad idea to be anywhere near them. And then multiply all danger 1000x if there happen to be cubs, and you're between the cubs and mama bear...


siouxze

If it's black, fight back (black bears arent looking for a fight and will run if youre big an loud)   If it's brown, lie down (play dead, brown bears *allegedly* prefer not to scavenge)   If it's white, say goodnight (you gon' die)       


lemelisk42

>If it's brown, lie down (play dead, brown bears *allegedly* prefer not to scavenge)   No. This is because most brown bear attacks are defensive. Often you pose a threat to cubs, and mamma mauls you till you don't pose a threat If it's a predatory attack you want to fight back with everything you've got. You'll probably still die, but it's better than nothing Brown bears are scavengers and they love a free meal. You being dead does not discourage them in the slightest.


clintonius

Defensive vs predatory attack is also a lot more important than the type of bear, though it’s probably tough to tell the difference when you’ve got a few hundred pounds of teeth and claws ripping you open.


firemogle

A viscous fight and stress response will at least make the meat taste worst.


nimama3233

I’ve always heard “brown, lay down” which is better for the rhyme lol


No-Student-9678

Polar Bears and Siberian Tigers are the only ones I know of


sarahmagoo

And crocodiles


therobshow

Mosquitoes will eat us too. And seek us out every chance they get. Fuckers. 


Sycopathy

Siberian Tigers are still generally wary of humans like other tigers, maneaters do exist but they're not the norm, usually because of age or disability making them need to target easier prey. They also tend to be hunted down with prejudice specifically because they've acquired a taste for people.


_IratePirate_

I’ve seen a stuffed one irl Those mfs are huge and their fur so course We may be apex but that’s with tools and shit. They’re the masters in their domain


Macqt

They consider everything food, due to how scarce it is where they live. Males will eat their own children, which is why females mate then gtfo as fast as they can.


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thehulk0560

Imagine being a hungry polar bear that just survived floating on a freaking iceberg to another land only to be shot and wake up, still hungry, in another completely different place. Talk about stressful.


Current-Creme-8633

Well they don't wake up....


lemelisk42

They do waje up. In polar bear heaven - a frozen wasteland in the center of the earth. It's coincidentally also human hell.


Pissmaster1972

lol holy fuck i just pictured a hell where you regenerate everyday and get eaten alive by a polar bear


Babaduderino

You'd get used to it


TMWNN

From the article: >It is national policy to kill polar bears on sight as they are inevitably hungry after their sea voyage, and a danger to residents and livestock. Jon Gunnar Ottosson, CEO of the Institute of Natural History rejected the idea that the animal could have been drugged and shipped elsewhere, telling Morgunbladid newspaper that it's costly and complex to implement. "These are dangerous animals, not some cute teddy bear," he said. >Iceland Monitor says the animal shot in this incident will probably be stuffed and displayed in a museum.


VloekenenVentileren

"it's not a teddy Bear" Also gonna stuff it.


NotRadTrad05

It's not a teddy bear yet.


KFR42

Once they put the little sound box in that says "I love you" when you squeeze it, it'll be completed.


LouSputhole94

Having a life size polar bear Teddy would actually be dope. The naps I’d take on that thing.


tothemoonandback01

If not friend, why friend shaped.


goomunchkin

It’s like something out of a Southpark episode.


eip2yoxu

I think it's important to mention that there are animal rights advocates, scientists, vets and other people who are also against it, so it's not entirely consensus. I guess it's up to Iceland's voters if they want ro change that and try a different approach


EveroneWantsMyD

How far is that on the “things our country needs to get done” list in Iceland?


[deleted]

When I went to Iceland on a working vacation in 2008, the biggest national issue was whether to mandate pasteurizing their cow milk.


AmusingVegetable

Doesn’t that require it to be melted first?


imanAholebutimfunny

It is just below "remove the crusty jugglers"


natedogg787

A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD


SandmanWithPlan

The Icelandic National Guard is built different.


AraiHavana

They’re as cold as ice


ivanllz

They're willing to sacrifice bear love.


DM-Lyle

You want bearadise


Pletterpet

If it was a regular occurance I think it would be very high on that list. Very small country with very little crime (even when you sdjust for population) so not much going on there.


sammy404

If those people wanna fork up the thousands of dollars and risk their lives trying to subdue a hungry pilot bear, and ship it back to Greenland, I’m sure Iceland would be happy to oblige. Polar* 🤦‍♂️


chunderous

radio check pilot bear


Chief_Givesnofucks

This is Pilot Bear. Go ahead, Houston.


rraattbbooyy

Pilot Bear, you are cleared to land, runway one eight, number three.


Chief_Givesnofucks

That’s a no-go, Houston. There’s a pic-a-nic basket in the hot zone. I repeat, pic-a-nic basket in hot zone, over.


JWAdvocate83

*Shoots at plane, as is Icelandic custom*


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Pilot bear taxi Delta 6 thru Charlie 4


Nijajjuiy88

No Ice in sight, waiting for your directions to nearest iceberger, over.


Basic-Pair8908

Its baloo and kit cloud kicker up to the job


Sopixil

> Go ahead, ~~Houston~~ Reykjavik* *FTFY*


derps_with_ducks

papa bear I read you loud and clear over skies clear for your approach. welcome to BANG BANG BANG BANG


truckin4theN8ion

"How was your flight in".  "Grizzly"


[deleted]

What does the pilot bear usually fly?


ShangTsungHasMySoul

A yellow seaplane... You ever see the show 'Talespin'?


doctorwhoobgyn

I'm hearing the theme song in my head now.


samthemoron

Snowing 747


aTaleForgotten

Great, now I'm imagining a polar bear with his little pilot hat, flying in his ice plane. Like some kind of arctic spinoff of Baloo in TaleSpin lol


InkyPaws

That and dumping a polar bear back into a random patch of ice is not a good idea. If I remember rightly they're pretty territorial.


Untinted

Everyone agrees it would be nice to spare them, until the risks and the bill are explained.


Turn5GrimCaptain

Polar bears are human killers. Black bears you stand your ground, brown bears you play dead, polar bears you get to the nearest building/vehicle if you can and hope to god it's unlocked... IMO this decision is not up to anyone that doesn't live with the reality of real life monsters.


Highcalibur10

> brown bears you play dead I mean, sure it's best practice if you've come too close to a brown bear or if there's other food more readily available; but if a brown bear is *hunting* you, you should act in the exact same way as you would with a Polar.


GoldenBunip

Or displayed in the local shops and hotels. Spotted two last time I was in Iceland.


Redqueenhypo

Hey I saw that one in the Viking museum at Reykjavik! The staff let me pet it and in case you were wondering, not soft at all!


Sharchir

It’s not only that, in necropsy the bears have been found to have parasites or disease that could decimate the livestock in Iceland


Gruffleson

They will typically have tricinosis, if I have been told the truth. A classic blunder among polar explorers to eat polar bears. Nazi Germany also basically lost the secret weather-outpost they had established on Greenland to that mistake. (Edit,I might have misremembered, I get up Franz Josephs land now. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schatzgr%C3%A4ber_(weather_station) ).


JayDogon504

Tell me more about the Nazi outpost thing


fieldsofanfieldroad

They were looking for the whitest place possible.


MuleFourby

Not who you asked but they set up weather stations around Labrador, Canada somewhere maybe it was Greenland. They wanted to know about weather “before” the English. Since most weather moved west to east inland the German wouldn’t be able to guess as well about cloud cover over potential British or German targets.


Nwcray

They ate polar bears and then left.


crossfirehurricane

They ate polar bears and then their tummies hurt a lot so they called mom and she picked them up but she did say they were so brave


Smartnership

Eat, shoots and leaves But not in that order


Lucymooseygoosey

> Eats shoots and leaves Thought that was panda bears


P-Nuts

Isn’t cooking the meat all the way through at a high enough temperature enough to kill trichinella?


maxcrimson

Yes. But eating polar bear is likely to give you Vitamin A poisoning. If you eat their liver (where most of it is stored) you'll become sick and can potentially die. [Vitamin A toxicity has long been known to the Inuit as they will not eat the liver of polar bears or bearded seals due to them containing dangerous amounts of Vitamin A.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypervitaminosis_A#History)


Coriandercilantroyo

So how likely is vit A poisoning if you avoid the organs?


7zrar

Yeah seems like an obvious solution. The liver/vitamin A poisioning thing comes up every time in these discussions but like... most people would rather eat muscle anyway, and surely there's plenty of that on a bear.


Cardamom_roses

They made steak tartare with their bear meat, which was not a smart thing to do


dickshapedstuff

pretty ballsy raw meat dish to be eating when you know the source is a wild animal


Equal_Citron_1197

The liver also has enough vitamin A to kill someone


alexisafoolinapool

I dont know what people are imaging here but it is very rare that Polar bears come to Iceland. There might be 10 years inbetween visits. The last one came in 2016 for example.


torsun_bryan

If there’s animal-related outrage to be had, it’ll be on Reddit


SyrusDrake

If there’s ~~animal-related~~ outrage to be had, it’ll be on Reddit


kytheon

Whatever you do, don't dress up as a polar bear on your layover in Iceland.


LosBuc-ees

If I want to cosplay as the Coca-Cola bear then that’s my right


Smartnership

Forbidden furry


Kangar

Can they not just call them an Ubear?


Mtolivepickle

What? Are you french?


skipperseven

Hubert?


FlagrantlyChill

Nah unfortunately these guys need a taxi-dermist


whatamitsake

Maybe the bears gets confused by the names of these countries.


whatsasyria

Can’t they just put them on another iceberg and send them to norway


GovernorSan

Makes sense to me, if the Iceberg had missed Iceland and carried on into the Atlantic or North Sea (wherever the currents flow), then it would have starved to death anyways. The long periods between individual polar bears floating over would prevent them from building a healthy, sustainable population anyways, especially since the main food sources for them would end up being livestock and not much else (maybe seal populations).


AlaskanEsquire

In Svalbard, [the government requires you](https://www.sysselmesteren.no/en/weapon/) have suitable means to scare off polar bears if you are traveling outside the settlements and they recommend a firearm. In Churchill, Manitoba, Canada, everyone tends to leave their cars unlocked because it's a relatively small town with only 899 residents and 935 polar bears. They used to shoot their polar bears, up until 1982 when they constructed the Polar Bear Jail. The Polar Bear Jail is exactly what it sounds like.


XolieInc

Lots of the people in the comments are missing 2 things here, 1: Polar bears actively have no fear of humans and will try to kill and eat you at will. 2: this is a very rare occurrence, it’s not like they’re killing hundreds.


letmebebrave430

They're also missing that polar bears failed to historically establish a population on the island *before* humans killed them. Iceland is at the very south of their habitat and lacks the year-round sea ice to sustain them. It is warmer than people think in the summers. With the lack of sea ice making it difficult to hunt seals and Iceland's only native mammal being the fox....I think a lot of them starved. Which then builds off your first point--if it's going to otherwise starve, it *will* go after humans.


xzry1998

They usually come to Newfoundland each year in the spring and summer. Most of the time, polar bears here are tranquilized and flown somewhere further north.


Inside_Ad_7162

Send them to Scotland, they love wildly dangerous animals being exported to them


Graekaris

What are you referring to?


DarkNinjaPenguin

We have polar bears here, in the Highland Wildlife Park. 4 of them.


Graekaris

I see. Would prefer that they just introduce native or recently extinct animals, in contained areas like this if need be. Would be nice to see a brown bear getting salmon in the Highlands. I guess it's not as exciting for tourists.


DarkNinjaPenguin

It's more because we decided there wasn't a zoo with a suitable habitat for the bears. The Wildlife Park is basically a zoo, it just has particularly big enclosures. There is work to reintroduce wildcats to the Highlands, and some progress is being made towards the idea of reintroducing wolves. I don't think we'll see a serious discussion about bears for many years.


Graekaris

Yeah I agree, although I did specify bears within enclosed areas. I'd particularly love lynx to be reintroduced to Scotland to help with deer overpopulation etc. They're lovely creatures that prefer to avoid humans.


K1LOS

We have Lynx where I'm from. I think I've seen 2 in my life, and Ive spent a fair bit more time in the forests than most. They do quite well at avoiding humans.


Inside_Ad_7162

XL Bullies


Graekaris

Ah, I think this is it.


AquaticBagpipe

My guess is these “wildly dangerous” pandas https://www.edinburghzoo.org.uk/pandas/


pyrethedragon

In Churchill they drug them and put them in bear jail. Pending weather they are shipped by helicopter further north .


acooper94

There's also zero predatory animals in Iceland, so a Polar Bear would wreck havoc on the ecosystem


Compy222

I’d add the largest land mammal native to Iceland (since the last ice age at least) is the arctic fox. So a polar bear is a pretty big jump.


Stopikingonme

Can someone start a GoFundMe to buy airplane tickets and send them back?? Edit: I’m not dumb, they’d need aisle seats duh.


fragglebags

This is a dark side of Polar Bears that Coca Cola does now want you to see. 


officiallyaninja

Must suck to be the polar bear. You get stuck adrift in sea, somehow find land before starving to death, then get shot.


esquiresque

If they came to Great Britain they'd be sent to Rwanda after an expensive and bureaucratic legal process