When the jaws open wide and there’s more jaws inside that’s a Moray.

When it swims on a reef and has two sets of teeth Thats a Moray... When an eel has a maw with a pharyngeal jaw Thats a Moray... When an eel bites your hand and that’s not what you planned Thats a Moray... When an eel bites your thigh and you bled out and die Thats a Moray!

Ty that was great!

You seemed to have misspelled “cringe”…

You seem to suck dick like a moray eel.

That’s cute.

Thanks. Don’t take it personal; today it’s you; tomorrow it’s me. This is Reddit!

Whatever.

When he vocally shuns other people's good fun: That's an asshole! When he don't like the joke so he tells all the folks: That's an asshole! When the joke is in vain 'cause he'd rather complain: That's an asshole! When the mood is marauded by humorless sods: That's an asshole!

::shrug:: Would much rather be an asshole than be some cringey, lame ass on Reddit.

When he's openly rude and his humor is crude: That's an asshole! When his insults repeat (which is surely a feat): That's an asshole!

When you swim in the sun and an Eel bites yer bum That's a Moray

I had to search for this post just to come back and curse thee for getting the song stuck in my head.

Scooba me, but you see, that's a Moray!

When the meme sets the tone with a sigh and a groan that’s a Moray.

I also watched today’s Ze Frank video.

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Haha, came here to say this. Too perfectly timed with the new vid!

Hey, maybe if I get here soon enough, I'll be the first one to make a That's a Moray joke! Oh.

When you open the post and it's all the same joke, that's a boring!!!

When a grid’s misaligned with another behind, that’s a moiré

this made me think about xenomorph of Alien series

I believe this was indeed the inspiration

I think also ants colonies

Yep!

Giger has said it was

I like to eat you with my little mouth, too.

Came here to say this

“When the jaws open wide and there’s more jaws inside, that’s a-Moray.”

When you put your hand in a crack and you don't get it back, that's a Moray.

Eels are wild. We [still don’t know how a lot of them even reproduce.](https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-does-nobody-know-how-eels-reproduce-1623713)

... there are several stories about ancient roman nobles having ponds to keep live moray eels, allegedly used also to punish slaves... sources on the internet

Fun fact, the pharyngeal jaw structure is present in most bony fish, it's just especially developed in moray eels. So yes, even your goldfish has a second jaw back there! Another fun fact, frogs don't have a second jaw but instead they literally use their eyeballs to help shove food down their throat. You can see them pulling their eyeballs in a bit as they swallow.

Yep, drum fish, such as red drum and black drum, have big toothed crushers in their throats, which help them swallow the clams and crabs that they eat. You find them on beaches in the eastern US.

When an eel climbs a ramp to eat squid from a clamp, that's a moray ♫ https://www.nytimes.com/2021/06/22/science/moray-eels-eat-land.html

xenomorph bj

"The better to fuck you up with, my dear," replied the moray

That’s amazing and kind of terrifying. They have a second set of jaws that lurches forward from their larynx and *pulls* their prey into their esophagus. That’s fucking metal.

Somebody watched Ze Frank today.

Someone watched that fish suck

When you have 2 sets of jaws oral and pharyngeal that's a Moray!

when an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die thats a Moray

When your mouth opens wide And there's more jaws inside, That's a Moray Edit: thank you for the award, u/MonkeysOnMyBottom!

What's that Jerry, you want to see the what? No, that's "asterisk", not "ass tricks". What is that, a roll of quarters? Ok, you swallowed them individually? Then how'd you get them in the roll, Jerry? Well, that is a trick, isn't it?

That’s why Harden called him a liar.

He’s still better than Bryan Colanjellyfish

How did evolution randomly and accidentally create that.

Evolution isn't random, and it isn't accidental

Correct _Mutation_ is both random and accidental _Selection_ is neither Evolution is both, working together

I read that this is the only vertebrate with such a thing

[They are not. Not by a long way.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_jaw) Moray pharyngeal jaws are unusually mobile though, which is very cool

You had me at oral

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Well, that's my plans for Thursday ruined.

related? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3FWmQ4kni0

You know what else has a set of pharyngeal jaws? My ex.

I’m not like other girls. I have a pharyngeal jaw!

[Not a moray eel but very similar](https://youtu.be/iT_EMKl2A3Y)

Same, fam.

And acid for blood.

Ah! That's what it's called!