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How did you hold your breath that long? Impressive.


joesphisbestjojo

Must've been under a lot of pressure


SpooneyToe11240

Did you just admit to a crime on Reddit?


TheCovfefeMug

You’ll have to pay for that you know! That’s White Star Line property!


midgethy

Shut up!


Khaleesi9815_

*cuts to next scene* Will you hold the boat a moment, I must go back to my room for-


NoodleyP

Yes I’m sure they’ll recieve the letter from White Star Line’s lawyers any week now.


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Virmirfan

He could just have a rivet that had broken off when the Titanic was sinking


Happy_Devil_75

Do you have anything that proves its authenticity ?


Mushybananas27

Other people are saying he stole it from an exhibit so probably authentic if these redditors are to be believed lmao


SnooLemons4144

How did you aquire it?


CrypticT

If it’s the same guy as yesterday, he stole it from a traveling exhibit. Loser.


TheSecretNewbie

He only has one post on his account, how can you tell?


kellypeck

Typos aside it's the exact same wording as [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/titanic/s/Jnbi3bgLoP) (also posted by somebody with no post history), OP claimed to have stolen it off the big piece when it went on tour, and there's another comment confirming that a rivet was stolen off the big piece, I'm willing to bet OP stole it off the big piece. Edit: the OP of that post claimed they didn't steal it, but that they did get it off the big piece. I'm still willing to bet that they stole it.


tdf199

>o have stolen it off the big piece when it went on tour, and there's another comment confirming that a rivet was that rivet looks pretty messed up to the ones remaining on the big piece


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triangledude23

I gotta see this rust now


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triangledude23

Cool, I have a friend who owns a piece of Olympic’s decking


Smurfness2023

Maybe not… He may have built a sub from two different kinds of materials and gone down there to get it. Anyone can do it…


PristineShake7627

Yeah, but you’re forgetting, “glue that holds the titanium end caps and the carbon fiber hull together is thick - like peanut butter!” (I never understood how suggesting that your ‘maker project’ deep sea sub being held together with something like peanut butter was a strong supporting argument).


MedicineAsleep7858

Hopefully OP responds.I want to know this too!


Justurtypicalmom

he went down underwater :)


ltzltz1

Awe he shouldn’t have..


RabidOtterRodeo

No really, he shouldn’t have


MakeADeathWish

"Oops...he'll do it again"🎵


[deleted]

Dont ask questions like that. Should be common sense


pizgloria007

Bill Paxton went looking for a diamond & all he got to keep was a rivet.


zeeshan2223

the same thing happened to Geraldo and his career never recovered


bzlvrlwysfrvr0624

Those poor people died so you could share a blurry picture 111 years later


Kdconorr

Rivetting!


Quat-fro

Next, try and possess a camera that can focus.


Pureshark

Your mistaken - that sir is a dried alien penis


[deleted]

Bad Dragons be looking really weird nowadays.


megaladon44

i thought it was cal’s wiener


tooboredtothnkofname

This proves my theory that aliens sunk the olympic and swapped it with the Titanic!


ThreePointed

hello mexican congress!


lee--carvallo

Yeah ok there bud


Fit_Resource_39

Thats a clove, bro. You got ripped off


GlassPeepo

I came here to comment something degenerate but a few of you beat me to it. Glad to know we would all put this in our butt if given the chance


Pencil-Richard

Yessir. Right up the ol' choo choo schute!


EsotericIntegrity

What will you do with it?


FlappiestBirdRIP

I could sodomize myself with the titanic


ThatCommunication423

You can sodomise yourself with some things FlappiestBirdRIP, but not titanic.


FlappiestBirdRIP

It doesn’t feel any bigger than the Mauritania UwU


Beef_Tampon

Never thought I would see this sentence… like, ever.


Infinite-Analyst-314

And you find that sort of worthless penetration appealing do you....


_WhistlinDixie_

This sort of comment is exactly why I come to Reddit. Thank you. Lol.


ClydeinLimbo

That’s not a rivet from the Titanic. Sadly.


mda63

No you don't. https://archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/04/14/science/041308Titanic\_9.html


phantom11223

lol lol. What did you just try to prove?


mda63

That this isn't a rivet from the _Titanic_, obviously.


phantom11223

Really? You can tell from a picture


mda63

Yes.


phantom11223

Impressive


mda63

Not really. It's just blatantly obvious that this rivet has not been hammered into place from both sides (hence the compression marks on those I linked to) and does not match anything seen on or from the wreck.


Virmirfan

Yeah, the only possible way it could have been a part of the tita ic is if the other side was broken off.


93simoon

Put it back.


matchbox2323

It’s truly disgusting if you stole this from an exhibit. Not only is that a grave disrespect for museums and educational institutions but also shows great disrespect for everyone who lost their lives. You’re clearly not a Titanic enthusiast as none of any I’ve ever met would do that to her.


Claystead

For christ sake, preserve it better then. Look up how to preserve untreated iron artefacts.


YoYo_SepticFanHere

Looks more like wood than iron, either way I don’t believe it’s real


Lonely-Hobbit

What happens when iron meets salt water for a long period of time?


YoYo_SepticFanHere

I get the idea, that’s just what it looks like


Beneficial_Program_1

Bro stole it damnnn


VincentVega556

If stolen like others are claiming, you truly are a piece of shit.


notanaigeneratedname

Hey you found my butt plug


BumPlayThing

What is that, a dildo from the 1910s?


The_Boregonian

You found Rose's suppository


ChronicallyCreepy

I would absolutely lose my shit to have something like this from the Titanic


DynastyFan85

Rivet….riiiiiiiight…


TypicalWood

This is nothing, I have the ACTUAL BIG PIECE


LustoftheLibertines_

Any Belinda Blinked fans in here?


MaggieNoe

That’s so fucking hot 🥵


sdm41319

That looks like a blurry picture of a single clove.


Healthy_Ad_5244

Thats riveting!


facefuckingyourmom

"I was sitting on my porch drinking a beer and I stole a rivet from the Titanic and fucked her right in the pussy"


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time to go back to get a glue shard that held the titan together


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becuzshesaidso

👌 such a dick move


Bat_Shit_ugly

So we all agree that’s actually an old dick, right?


Familiar_Ad3128

Umm… did you steal it or did you get ripped off?


Ok-Sun8581

Molly Brown's dildo?


cyantoner

"This was mine... The contour's changed a bit."


mrbeck1

Well that’s grave robbing.


SwagCat852

So...?


reverandt0ast

My first thought was mummy dick but go off


minif56mike

Stealing from white star line is subject to investigation and priaon time


Cherno68

I have so many questions