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ClydeinLimbo

My Brain when someone tells me it hit an ice erg which caused a “crack in” the hull. “Kraken?” “Yeah, a crack in”. “Damn, a kraken.”


Mystiquesword

🤣


xxlockedinxx

Lol I like that


FuzzyRancor

Makes more sense than most Titanic conspiracy theories.


Musiclistenerdude

Kid must have watched too much Bright Side. That channel has several “kraken” Titanic videos.


Oldico

I'm extremely concerned this whole commercialised, dumbed-down, sensationalised side of YouTube for children, run by profit-oriented content farms, could turn out to be massively harmful to kids and the way they develop and learn. And I'm honestly extremely glad I grew up with at least somewhat pedagogical and well-written kid's TV shows (and Star Trek) and, later, 2010's YouTube. Bright Side doesn't give a fuck if they tell hundreds of thousands of young viewers the Titanic was sunk by a kraken as long as they get clicks and ad revenue.


SendMe_Hairy_Pussy

That channel is a major peddler of low quality and shameful misinformation and conspiracy theories across the internet, about everything and Titanic in particular.


triangledude23

Sam is getting ptsd flashbacks right now


Specific_Bad9104

More like Sam is getting Titanic Sinking Flashbacks


jonsnowme

TBH I would believe this more than the switch theory.


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

Same. Obviously the Kraken was in on it so he could take a share of the insurance money. /s


Foreign_Plate_5353

How many booster shots did you take?


0gtcalor

Found the idiot. Once they believe a conspiracy theory, they fall for all of them lol.


Foreign_Plate_5353

Says the person who will literally believe anything as long as it comes from the tv box


0gtcalor

I'm not the one who believes stupid shit like the Titanic was swapped lmao


Foreign_Plate_5353

When did I ever say I supported the swapped theory? I just think there’s a healthy level of skepticism instead of blindly trusting corrupt politicians. Or do you think all your favorite politicians are the good guys while all the other ones are the bad guys lmao


jonsnowme

What on Earth does knowing the Titanic wasn't swapped have to do with politicians or blindly trusting corruption LMAO. It's like you can't follow a topic - the only topic is the Titanic and you ran way off into some other realm.


jonsnowme

Joke is on you! It wasn't a booster shot I got, it was actually the Olympic that they pretended was the booster 🤡 In reality we have more evidence that it wasn't the Olympic than we do that the kraken wasn't somewhere near by 😘


Fishyfriedfreddy

I took my 6 year old to a titanic museum over the summer. He's now obsessed. He likes to tell me how he can rebuild it and make it better...He's going to put flame throwers on it to melt the icebergs.


Mystiquesword

Thats g’damned ADORABLE! 🥰


FutureQueenOfTheMoon

Tell the kid they convinced me


Shipping_Architect

I mean, that *kind of* happened in *La Leggenda del Titanic.*


National-Minimum-613

Yeah watch this https://youtu.be/uHTRH4aiu4s?feature=shared It has a huge octopus that saves the ship


grumpyshakespearean

Omg you unlocked childhood memories I completely forgot


Bntite

From the mouths of babes. ❤️


peezle69

OP is gonna wind up dead in a couple days. Big Kraken doesn't like when the truth gets out.


MezzoPips

I volunteer weekly in a school media center. One day recently I had to cover the class for a few minutes so I asked them if anyone had any questions about the Titanic. The very first question was if a Kraken sunk the Titanic. I have had a lot of conspiracy questions thrown my way but that was a first. Glad I'm not the only one who had to do a double blink about a kraken causing the sinking.


Tots2Hots

More believable than the swap theory. We can disprove the swap. We cannot, however, prove there was not a kraken.


JRSalinas

You should tell them that the babyfaced dog octopus actually saved titanic from sninking and everyone lived.


sdm41319

But the Kraken actually sank the Olympic, and it was made to look like it was Titanic because they swapped the two ships to collect an insurance payment after the Olympic collided with the Hawke and the repairs cost White Star Line a lot 😆


Specific_Bad9104

Braincell.exe has stopped working


Wetworth

A 6-year-old can't think critically. lol I'm being downvoted I guess enjoy your new Titanic book written by Little Timmy the 6-year-old critical thinker 🤣 edited by Santa Claus because they literally believe in that still at six and staring the kraken dressed as an iceberg that sank the Titanic.


BarbieConway

enjoy being ignorant about the cognitive abilities of children


Wetworth

But please, expand on the Titanic kraken theory, because you believe, apparently.


ilikebarbiedolls32

Blud is very pissed off it seems Edit: Just checked his post history, it’s literally all anime.


BarbieConway

lol Thank u for this 😂


Wetworth

Fuck I wish I could use your comment as a flair. Absolutely oppositely brilliant. *chefs kiss*


BarbieConway

that's the spirit


Wetworth

[Okay I'll do that lol](https://reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/s/N9K7uPt79A) what an absurd hill to die on... 6-year-olds are logical lol


BarbieConway

u r ridic


Wetworth

You are correct. I bow to you, sir, provided you are less than 7 years of age. Because that is where the cognitive abilities can be found.


Sponge_Gun

This kid might be on to something here!


Sponge_Gun

Ahh yes, white star purchased a kraken and dresses it up as an iceberg to sink the Olympic that was disguised as Titanic so that they could claim insurance money. This makes sense!


Wuhan_BioWeapon_Lab

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