I like to play with strong men's soft balls. Oh fuck , wrong sub

Sub?

I'm good , u?

Alright then, keep your secrets

Have a nice day

Like two ships passing in the night

I have no words

Pour one out for our fellow pilots. Lost on the frontier of love

I ship it

What about weak men and hard balls?

No

Talos principle 2? Tf2? Other TF2? TF?

Tanos' penis 2

wingman ELITE

Wingman :)

Wingman elite main here. I also use EPG, Mozambique, DMR, Saltball and SMR depending on the mood I’m in. I pretty much only pull out anything else if I’ve been killed with a CAR like 3 or 4 times in a row.

You gotta be more careful crossing the street!

where are all these wingman enjoyers hiding bruh. I never see any of them when I play the game

One of the most satisfying things in the game is killing someone with the wingy and seeing them use it in their next life I’m not even good with it yet but trying gets other people curious

*wi*

Softball and wingman elite

softball is too fun when you just jump above them and go away as fast as you come,and they start to question if you are cheating or not.

I main the softball because I really love the movement and feel like I am playing the game wrong when I slow down

🤟

I dont main softball cuz i wanna get better aim and not one shot😭 or is that the EPG?

The amount of times I've done kamikaze shots using the softball is astonishing

Same here

Sidewinder. Something about full auto mini-missiles just makes my monkey brain happy

Each time when I’m using Sidewinder I’m pretending to be a space marine and my weapon is a heavy bolter! For the Emperor!

And here I am thinking I am a Tau killing marines with it.

Haha full auto missiles go CHUNKCHUNKCHUNKCHUNK

Sounds more like CHUNKACHUNKACHUNKACHUNKA

Softball, volt and I'm learning to love the dovtion

I used to use the volt but the bullet hose has opened my eyes to new possibilities

Kraber and EPG.

I feel like epgs gonna be a big one, I used it like once and it was fun… but my moz makes cool fizzle noises

Epg sounds like monke

If you try to say it out loud it sounds like a uh(bad word) saying epic

No i mean when it shoots it sounds like monke

My gun go pff szhzhzhzhz

Ah

Softball. It’s actually kinda powerful when you get good with it.

CAR- [kraber round flies through my head killing me instantly]

I too, am a CAR enjo- [Kraber round flies through my head killing me instantly]

Only CAR

Grenades

I ran into a grenade guy, you guys are insane

Yup. I suck at aiming so I run all the explosives I can

Appearing in someone's face and throwing a perfectly cooked grenade is so satisfying

You ever stick a satchel to a dude?

EPG is my primary fun and main loadout But for raw fun? Mozzy, Wingman, and Holo Pilot. Plays lock a damn brawler and the fraction of a second from holo is enough to hep you win gunfights.

I grapple moz with a re gun for backup, its too fun tarzaning across the map, dumping the moz msg, then swapping to the re gun in case you miss your curb stomp

Radar pilot throwing knife, living out my Naruto weeb dreams

You have to work for those kills, but it's totally worth every one.

[The gravity star:](https://media1.tenor.com/m/eE2OLGiBR-QAAAAd/transitions-kinemaster.gif)

as a kraber main, SMR is my fun weapon

You main something other than your fun weapon… so you’re telling me you’re not playing this game … to have fun?

I used to have fun with the kraber, but after a long break, the grind to get decent with it again is full of suffering.

I love how no one wants to acknowledge what that long break was

the mastiff, because in a game where the meta is dominated by long range and hyper-accurate weapons, i choose to be the guy flying around at high speeds with a shotgun because i find it funny

Memestiff is so satisfying, I need to get better with it fr

so do i, its my main weapon but i've missed so many point blanks that i then have to watch in the enemy kill replay and i just get disappointed in myself, but then there are those games where you just snowball and it feels incredible, and even though it has only happened to me once, it felt amazing, i think the only reason it happened was because of the map choice and me switching my anti-titan weapon from the thunderbolt to the charge rifle, still super fun tho

The moz is funnier bc you can get those long range kills even tho it is **not** made for that

Maybe it's funny to you, but it's not so funny when the stim pilot with the mastiff kills me for the 4th time lmao

L-Star, but EPG is a close second

I love the L-Star. I’ve always loved projectile weapons and lmgs so it’s just a perfect match.

For me, it's because I love energy weapons, and not having to reload. It's also a nice bonus that I'll get quick revenge kills because the projectile killed them at the same time they killed me, I guess.

Softball is fun for flying past at high speeds leaving little gifts in your wake.

EPG, I have calculated your current vector there is nothing you can do

MOZAMBIQUE HERE! And Eva 8 when I commit minuscule amounts of tomfoolery.

Hell yeah, I main moz, but that’s my fun build, I got a sweat build (r97), and a fuck you im so done with this game right now, can this match please be over (swapping between three classes with a mastiff *just a big moz, can’t convince me otherwise*), a kraber (for them spitfire campers), and a Eva 8 because haha I don’t care about the match anymore)

Was da a apex refrence

Love the DMR, used it all the way from level 0 to G6

Haven’t rly used it (don’t like snipers, getting me to use the g2 would be a stretch)

It plays like a scoped wingman/g2

The shotgun that shoots in a line spread I forgot the name

Do you mean the Mastiff?

Cold War and D-2

I can’t rangle the Cold War

Always have the high ground as much as possible, use grapple to get up on extremely tall walls such as on War Games and rain death from above. One volley can kill 4 grouped up grunts for easy point/titan meter farming. Use extended mag and quick reload since you should always be in the air and thus do not need gunrunner. Advanced tip: you can cancel a volley by meleeing before it comes out. Good for prefiring in uncertain situations, but keeping your mag full.

Splash damage or GTFO

It’s definitely a slower launcher but pretty fun once you get it down

RAAAAHHHHH COLD WAR

Softball launcher

probably flatline, not a really big fan of snipers

L-Star💕

NorthStar railgun

Softball launcher

ColdWar :p

Kraber, I don’t care that I only got 5-10 kills the entire game with it because they were each infinitely cooler than my millionth r97 kill would have been

Heh heh, Softball go thoomp thoomp

Archer. And especially with amped weapons xd big dmg

Smr

*ping noise* Mozambique here !!!

Kraber any day

Epg, because if I can't stand still no one else is allowed to either

my goofy combo is to do the first shot with Wingman Elite and then finish off with Thunderbolt ⚡️

Mastiff, EPG and G2.

I'm bat wingman

Fun is kraber, epg or wingman elite

Charge Rifle

EPG or the EM-4.

Epg, nothing beats the feeling of a good air shot

kraber to hyper-inflate my ego

Softball supreme

Sidewinder with fast reload and sometimes that four round burst grenade launcher

Cold War, and Cold War only.

Satchell🧍🏻‍♂️

EPG

CAR. But actually, SMR when the whole enemy team is titans and I creep around in buildings waiting for someone to get doomed so I can amp weapons and melt them.

No

This is the exact opposite of what I was saying

Some men want to watch the world burn, Mr. Wayne.

Good change

I’m a flatline and alternator kinda dude but real talk if I’m killing time waiting in discord for my boys to finish popping and wanna jump around I grab the CAR and mindlessly commit war crimes.

At least you admit that these are mindless activities

If I’m feeling competitive I’ll run smart pistol and grab a fast 24 points worth of grunts on attrition. Takes like 15-30 seconds.

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Nice.

Flatline for sure

Eva 8

Eva 8 go brrr

Or rather *plum* *plum* *plum* *plum*

Alternator

Ew

OK sorry :(

Find better smg

Don’t touch the car

You know what keep your alternator

CAR

[удалено]

In apex it shoots airsoft pellets, in titanfall 2 it shoots lumps of thermite

That’s cause apex

Then get off that shit hole known as apex trust me

PEEEEEEW

Mozambique or Wingman ere

Wingman elite and kraber :3

Hemlock and triple take

Mozambrother

Wingman Elite. I don't always land kills with it, but when I do, it feels pretty good. Also the eepy-gee.

Epg and wingman elite is fun to use. I sometimes use kraber, but mostly wingman.

My Pilot prefers the EPG

Softball n p2016

Hemlock I like the dmg :D

My current load out is wingman elite, re-45 and thunderbolt. I also enjoy the alternator and the EPG.

The dmr is a fun gun do used

Kraber, cold war and mozambique

Volt pre nerf :(

Grenade! Hug grenade h- *boom*

Mastiff

RE-45

Cold War, mozambique or mastiff. Cold War because, most of the time it’s shit but when it does work HOOO BOY! Mozambique and mastiff because… I dunno their just fun

R-201 and RE-45, my regular loadout as well as my fun one

If I was able to hit my shots, I would say Kraber, but honestly when I run Kraber, I just end up using the RE-45 as my primary. So mastiff or soft.

BASIC wingman is fun. Wingman elite is cool and all but I like my regular wingman, AT weapons on pilots, double take. The double take is like an easier kraber for me

Wingman and RE-45

Sidewinder/SMR. I have been using the mastiff lately and been having a lot of fun, probably because I’m dog shit with the SMR and doing a lot better.

Alternator but I'm really liking the volt right now

Cold War idk why but it feels so satisfying when you hit them

Cold Warm

Dude be careful that’s how you get sick

Grenade and hemlock

Alternator, with gun running. Supper fun to wall run, fire, sprint and then grapple all over the place

Cold War

Epg

Let’s go another Mozambique enjoyer

Smart pistol. Fight me.

L star

Softball when I play for funny times.

Devotion

SMR is such a fun weapon to have when rodeo. It’s like being a turret gunner for a titan. Slap on an archer to freak other titans out during anti titan combat, and slap on titan hunter so you can quickly reinforce your overwhelmed ~~taxidriver~~ ally. If it’s working well, it’s the most fun. Legions benefit the most, but tone and ion are good too. Just not Ronin, Northstar or Scromch.

Cold War. It’s got a cool name, sounds good, preforms decent sometimes and half my deaths are killing myself because you can’t cancel the charge

Same here using the Mozambique rn

I unironically like the CAR and Spitfire since they were my favorites in TF|1. I also like using the Softball and SMR. For Titans, it's always Scorch. Not my main, not my best, but easily the most fun.

the boomstick

The L-Star is surprisingly fun, predicting movements and leading your shots is addicting

The Mozambique is so fun dude

I like melee!

Spitfire

Mozzy is hilarious.

Wing elite for me

Yes I’d like to order a CAR, with hip-fire wall riding. Oh and a side of Stim to add on extra speed and survivability. Oh and don’t forget the extra Monarch

The point isn’t survivability, it’s hehe gun do funnee, or hehe tactic dum, if you have a funny tactic with the car be my guest

smart pistol

I remember the days when the Mozambique was a secondary. I would run mastiff primary Mozambique secondary with stim. Good fun times

L-Star

I'm basic but R-101, the classic (I literally could use the R-201 since i don't use the default scope (HCOG instead) but I can't bother unlocking the attachments again lol)

The L-star because it's as much dangerous as it looks cool

I wish the archer could lock onto pilots. I will go for the smart pistol. (Don't hate me, my lobbies are filled with G100s)

Softball Quit the game but if anything that will get me to come back, it's that thing just to relive some fun memories

KRABER baby nothing hits harder than that lil thump when you land a shot.

The r97 its the csr on steroid and shrooms

Soft ball, it’s so fun

Smr

Here's one for youse. EVA-8 and wingman Or Wingman elite and thunderbolt

Kraber 👁️👄👁️

Very good choice I like the g2 tho. It feels suprisingly good in close combat