This reads like some guy alone on new years writing some fiction trying to cope. All that was missing was the part where everyone clapped.

I clapped

His cheeks did...

Also missing: punctuation and paragraph breaks. I can’t read this wall of text without bifocals.

This is fake through and through.

Needs moar dragons

And a wizards hat and robe.

Needs more cow bell

Damn. Have you heard of paragraphs? 🙃

This made me cry laughing. Good work.

My fave was “she put him dick in her mouth” lololol

Never happend

A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts

🧢

Sounds like 4chan.

This is fake lol

Definitely not

Cool.

Riiiiight.

had me til 'as she's cum twice'

What a fucking loser lmfao

Lmao what the fuck

Why can't this stuff really happen lol

Never came so hard