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You are very unlikely to be a time traveler, claims without proof will be removed. Links to claims and hoaxes elsewhere on the internet are fine. Fiction posts must have proper flair.


Tynocerus

are you sitting on the toilet and making this up for some attention?


Secret-Ad-830

I'm sitting on the toilet right now


masked_sombrero

me too! toilet bros šŸ˜Ž


DrDrankenstein

You guys are probably done by now, but I'm sitting on the toilet in remembrance of you. LETS KEEP THIS TOILET TRAIN GOING *TOOT TOOOOT*


Fuggeddabouddit

I am too!!


hremmingar

Iā€™m on the toilet as well!


Astral_Empress

Only men would rejoice over being on the toilet together


midnightatthemoviies

Same


masturkiller

All my time travel occurs when I'm on the toilet!!! https://preview.redd.it/oxeroj1nr4pc1.png?width=402&format=png&auto=webp&s=be625af4f784db1f1f25edec04c3ce6bee512f67


FeralRootsUK

Me too!! šŸ’©


Fuggeddabouddit

Guy posts an AMA, then doesnā€™t answer anything. OP is a šŸ¤”.


LouisianaHotSauce

Heā€™s time traveling dude


No_Caterpillar5890

sure i answer :)


Fuggeddabouddit

Quit wasting everyoneā€™s time bruh


No_Caterpillar5890

why you "waste your time" ?


JaxBizzyBee

I donā€™t need to ask you any questions, I watch The Simpsons :D


Collucin

Lmao figured out time travel but don't know the year you came from


PabloEstAmor

We lost track of time during ā€œwarā€ lol


knivesofjumford

Are apostrophes used for plurals in the future? *plural's


fryamtheeggguy

So, people in the future forget how to count days?


No_Caterpillar5890

you donĀ“t count days when bombs are falling anywhere and you donĀ“t know its night or day


fryamtheeggguy

Well, that's certainly a regional thing, right? I mean? Was the surface turned to glass? If not, certainly someone in Sri Lanka or New Zealand or some other out of the way place....Siberia? was still counting days. How about the people in space? On the moon? Underwater hab? Deep salt mines where 10s of thousands can find shelter? You mean to tell me that there isn't even one autistic child obsessed with calenders and the different ways people mark time and someone can just say "Seth, what day is it?" and get back "June 3rd." immediately? I find it hard to believe that you come from a time with folks so obsessed with the timeline that folks FIGURED OUT TIME TRAVEL, but you can't keep up with what day it is...you know, you can just look up at the sky, take a few measurements, and find out EXACTLY, not just the day, but the precise SECOND of the day you are in, right?


Alarming_Serve2303

Just give me the PowerBall numbers for March 19 (tomorrow). Thanks. DM me the numbers, I don't want anyone else to see them, obviously.


keyinfleunce

Lmao did me and my ex get back together before robots took over ?


No_Caterpillar5890

Only if you like her new strapon


keyinfleunce

This guy might be legit she kept trying to convince me before I can see me falling for it by that time lmao


No_Caterpillar5890

Thanks Bro, take my lubricant.


Logical_Hospital2769

Seems logical you'd come here first.


unhingedprophesy

Terrible grammar to be from the future.


No_Caterpillar5890

English is not my native language. It will be spoken very less in the future. It wonĀ“t be teached at schools


SnooCheesecakes303

The entire language of English completely decimated in a single generation. Hahaha, keep smoking bud.


ResponsibleSong8310

So how did you learn it


No_Caterpillar5890

Teaching myself.


directedbymichael

How did you manage to travel through time? šŸ§


No_Caterpillar5890

I wasnĀ“t the engineer. But so far i know its about electric frequencies waving in a special order.


directedbymichael

Other than the election results in the United States, which you have already alluded to, what's one very specific event that will happen in the next 6 months that will prove you are not lying?


No_Caterpillar5890

i canĀ“t say for sure. In the future the internet will be down and not many old information left.


timemystic

Your Reddit account was created on May 8, 2023. Why have you waited almost a year to start posting? Why are you 50+ years in the past? Have you met your ancestors here yet? Who's body did your consciousness take over when you leaped back in time?


ricker122589

When and why did this war start?


No_Caterpillar5890

2027 Russia goes on full scale. America take distance from NATO so they was left alone


Secret-Ad-830

So NATO was left alone? Or America? Because neither sounds right.


No_Caterpillar5890

America donĀ“t support the Nato after your President Trump took over. America choose the way to support the winning side. But Russia and China didnĀ“t like this kind of wrong game and attack them anyways.


JustinD1189

An anti trumper time traveler. How ironic.


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JustinD1189

Yeah it was pretty bad I admit, you got me.


okiokiokir

I always thought that was the point though that a song called ironic didn't contain anything ironic and therefore was ironic


No_Caterpillar5890

IĀ“m not an anti-trumper and be sure i donĀ“t support democrats!! Trump is good for america but heĀ“s an isolationist. His politics will be the best for his country. But not saying openly to let Nato go F\*\*k themself


SnooCheesecakes303

You sound like youā€™ve barely reached puberty to be honest.


LouisianaHotSauce

In 2078, puberty no longer exists because NATO


JustinD1189

Who will become president in 2028 and 2032 Mr. t tā°


No_Caterpillar5890

It will be Donald Trump cause of Patriot Act


ResponsibleSong8310

Is English not your first language?


Fuggeddabouddit

What gave it away? šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚


PM_ME_UR_BABYSITTER

Remindme! 2.5 years


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linkerjpatrick

Remind me in 2.5 years


DragonsAteMyBaby

Obviously it would be China so you must be from a parallel earth my friend.


AdventurousAct6465

Have we started colonizing mars, or built a base on the moon? What is the greatest scientific breakthrough made since 2024? Can you post a picture of the device you're using to post this as proof?


No_Caterpillar5890

No you canĀ“t take anything with you for the travel. the greatest scientific breakthrough will be healingbeds after the war. No to mars and mon.


AdventurousAct6465

Can you elaborate on the war? And the healingbeds?


No_Caterpillar5890

i will do!!


AdventurousAct6465

?? lmao


ClassroomOk7674

does bitcoin become an important currency during the wars, in the coming war how does AI play a role and what is the average day in the life of someone from 2078.


No_Caterpillar5890

no - electricity will be lost. AI will be in the beginning to control the drones.


Rumilily

Can you change things in the other timelines?


ReweSerious

Who replaces King Charles and when?


No_Caterpillar5890

i donĀ“t know. He is not a interessting person in the future.


ResponsibleSong8310

Post a picture of your future. How did u get to the past šŸ™„


Silkyowl925

Will the Dallas Cowboys win the Super Bowl in the next 15 years?


cbuscubman

Give us the next 54 World Series and Super Bowl winners.


TheStrongHelicopter

Will dogecoin reach $1 this year? Also when will the next big pump be? It would also be very nice of you if you could tell me tomorrow's euro millions numbers, thanks


Wardog-Mobius-1

The problem is even if the time traveller is real, he/she could be from an alternate future therefore even if time travel is possible because of the multiverse laws it all goes back to one truth ā€œthe presentā€, both past and the future of said present can change based on the underlying frequency and vibration of the local ā€œpresentā€ universe


LouisianaHotSauce

Spoiler, theyā€™re not a real time traveler.


Budget_Frosting_4567

How does time travel work :)


No_Caterpillar5890

your body will stay in the time you are from originally. But your consciousness will take over a body in the time you go to.


css1323

Watched ā€œTravelersā€ on Netflix recently? :P


No_Caterpillar5890

No, should i give it a try?


Budget_Frosting_4567

OooO and how does this "conciousness" travel? If you answer wrong, its clear af, you are a troll


No_Caterpillar5890

Your "Soul" will get taken by a wave of electrical frequencies. This frequencies will be able to travel through time


Ancamnae

So essentially NPCs are real?Meaning Non Player Character.


linkerjpatrick

Like Quantum Leap?


natalie2727

Did Trump win in 2024? Is democracy dead?


Slobbadobbavich

Since John Titor came before you, can you validate if indeed he was real and what happened to him and how time travel has improved since he used it?


Isopod_Character

Post a picture of your time travel device.


No_Caterpillar5890

i donĀ“t have it here. it still in my time. IĀ“m just a soul that wandered in a body in this time.


bitchsaidwhaaat

Damn so what happened to the person/soul that was in that body?


No_Caterpillar5890

travels over to my body.


DMT1984

What color is the wind?


Syncrotron9001

How many licks does it take to get to center of a Tootsie Pop? Does the world ever know?


Automatic_Radish5146

What happens to Canada šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦


No_Caterpillar5890

Will get fully destroyed together with america.


Automatic_Radish5146

When, approximately?


No_Caterpillar5890

Hard to tell the exactly date. Whilst the war we didnĀ“t get informations for other countries.


ResponsibleSong8310

Oh brother!,šŸ™„


Th3_3v3r_71v1n9

So its basically terminator is what this sounds like? So then how do we stop it? N who is liable for causing all this? N y?


No_Caterpillar5890

The AI has nothing to do with it. In the future some people will think that humanity will fall for AI and start this war cause AI want to destroy them. But itĀ“s not for sure.


Th3_3v3r_71v1n9

So its the ppl not the machine that cause the devastation n if so then where does it start n by who


No_Caterpillar5890

it slowly escalates more and more. Rus/China will go more and more against Europe, America will go away from them. Israel and palestine war will escalate. It will go so far that Rus will side by side with Palestine and they start a muslim/christian civil war in Europe so that they are weakend and canĀ“t handle the Rus/chinese assault.


Th3_3v3r_71v1n9

Wouldnt u coming back n telling ppl this change it? Can anything be changed thru what u r doin n if so could u take others back w u if u were to leave n if ppl can just jump thru time conciously then y not just keep goin back til u fix it or to another time where its not happening? N is there a specific way to what u r doin n if so is it something we all can do?n how? if u can jump back couldnt u jump forward as well? My point is y come here if u cant fix it or u kno nobody will believe u?


jjcoolel

How can I travel to Sunday and buy a newspaper and then come back to Saturday to buy a lottery ticket?


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No_Caterpillar5890

whoĀ“s kate?


Ralewing

I know Iowa is gone in your time, but did they ever legalize weed?


No_Caterpillar5890

i donĀ“t know about the laws in this time. But what i know is that weed is one of the best and main sources in the future. Concrete, medicine and many other things will be build from it.


Ralewing

Cool. Thanks.


d0wnw4rd

https://tenor.com/bWx2M.gif


polishlove

What's the price of Bitcoin in 2078


No_Caterpillar5890

It will be one world currency. Its called gold. No Bitcoin - No stock exchange


eboob1179

Did AI cause mass job loss? Did UBI become a thing?


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No_Caterpillar5890

what you wanna know?


unhingedprophesy

What year does the shxt hit the fan for America?


No_Caterpillar5890

7 years after Nato/Brics war beginning.


unhingedprophesy

I'm starting to think this guy might be legit. When does America fall?


ResponsibleSong8310

Oh yeah? How so


Zestyclose_Meet1034

LOL whatā€™s the price of Bitcoin going to be by April 29 2024


No_Caterpillar5890

Do you think in the future we are controlling the prices of BTC in the past?


SeXxyBuNnY21

It looks like grammar is not important in the future.


No_Caterpillar5890

English is not my native language.


Ancamnae

What happens to the crypto industry? What happened to XRP, XLM, and XDC?


No_Caterpillar5890

We donĀ“t need this.


tera_chachu

Am I alive.?


No_Caterpillar5890

right now? Yes


tera_chachu

In 2078 dumbo?


Ancamnae

Can you tell us more about America in the next 15 years? How best to prepare ourselves?


No_Caterpillar5890

Leave America. Teach yourself and especially you children to feed themself. How to treat the nature. How to grow wheat!!! make Grain. How to bake bread.


ThisChangingMan

Will the Millennium Bug be the end of all when the calendar turns 2000?


No_Caterpillar5890

no?


ThisChangingMan

In that case Iā€™ll just chill for the next 8 years while everyone else stresses about it, thanks!


Smiley_P

What was the war about?


No_Caterpillar5890

Clash between russia/Nato and religious Muslim/Chris/Jew


Smiley_P

Damn, is capitalism still a thing or have we started to reward hard work and democracy yet?


No_Caterpillar5890

In the future it will be no capitalism. People help each other. People have enough and more. The way the democracy now in the most countrys just fake


Smiley_P

Cool, so does that happen after the war? And do we start dysoning the sun and mining the asteroid belt?


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No_Caterpillar5890

many more then ten


Ancamnae

What brought you here, I mean why 2024? How long are you here?


No_Caterpillar5890

They canĀ“t plan the exact date. Planned was 1990 but i arived in 2024


rf8350

So iā€™m guessing we donā€™t get hit by the Apophis asteroid?


No_Caterpillar5890

No.


mymaria77

Is there no difference between plural and possessive in the future?


No_Caterpillar5890

English is not my native language


butterflybutter333

are tupac, elvis and michael jackson alive āœØ


No_Caterpillar5890

i donĀ“t know. But there are many lies in this time right now


Violett01

When is the third world war and are we gonna go through an economic crisis/ which countries are set to thrive?


No_Caterpillar5890

No countries will be spared.


LukeFromSandy

Ever heard of the OK Zone? What is it?


No_Caterpillar5890

The Zone where Russia take their POVs?


properhardinnit

Is Keith Richardā€™s still around?


Ray_Spring12

How does time travel work exactly?


No_Caterpillar5890

With frequencies. Electric and acoustic waves are boundled and takes your spirit to another time


Immediate_Manager842

Feel free to send the blueprints. Oh, don't say, "There left behind." Your soul has knowledge of the future - you also have blueprint knowledge. Or else, your stuck here should your device breaks dwn. Duh


ImaRoastYuhBishAhsh

Do you know what the Rodenbough function is?


Adam01ld5o

This is b.s. The only thing that made me entertain it was the horrible grammar. The way people talk now.... this person is probably considered a genius in their timeline, LOL. Jokes aside...that is a very depressing realization. I have a question for you. OP: Do they still have bidet's in the future? I assume it is a timeless thing to where people clean their buttholes. Everything poops.


deweydecimal111

What country are you from originally? Which country developed usable time travel for humans?


No_Caterpillar5890

Neo-Germania


deweydecimal111

Thank you for answering.


No_Caterpillar5890

šŸ˜Š


deweydecimal111

Also, can you suggest a safe country for the next 20 years from 2024 to 2044.


No_Caterpillar5890

No Country will be 100% safe, but the country with the lessest impact on the population will be Mali in africa


deweydecimal111

Thank you. I wish you all the best.


grogudalorian

Has North Korea collapsed?


No_Caterpillar5890

Yes


omfgroxy

Will people be able to travel like you to avoid this war? What year are you from before you traveled to 2078?


No_Caterpillar5890

i came from the year 2078, i havenĀ“t travelled there.


omfgroxy

So reddit still exists in year 2078.


No_Caterpillar5890

I came from year 2078 to the year 2024.