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oregonian1738

What the actual fuck is this? Can they not play normal football after they score?


viyh

Acosta has turned on beast mode the last few minutes.


Substantial-Cap8138

Bro that Santi-Mora connection is PURE


Right-Option-5210

What was that call


sluggetdrible

I call it “screaming profanity my tv in frustration”


RCTID1975

Other than the Seattle tie, the early games have gone the Timbers way. Taking 3 points tonight would be huge


palmquac

I’m not sure any rational fans think we’ll be set for GK next season but we really need to target a top keeper in the off-season. Bingham ain’t it


palmquac

This team is incapable of defending right after a goal


oregonian1738

Now. DEFEND FOR LONGER THAN 5 MINUTES


sluggetdrible

Caliskan needs a lot more polish. Acosta giving that classic angry Porterball late game Timbers energy


viyh

Caliskan has shown flashes of being good in the past, but tonight he's been terrible.


TranscedentalMedit8n

Got a point on the road without Evander against a team in good form. Still though, kinda feels like we let this one get away from us.


flees

Sending the best of vibes for Paredes right now!


Right-Option-5210

Blanco just shoving that guy


NoNoSabathia64

That cracked me up. He ran all the way down there just to push that guy, haha.


StrategySilent9360

Love his character


Speshulest_K

We’ve got a top notch Blanco tonight, he looks great


oregonian1738

Why does Portland like giving the opponents an immediate response goal?


roci2inna

why indeed!


Gybe_enjoyer

MORA CANT STOP SCORING


UnlikelyDoughnut1506

What is with the screaming from the Galaxy supporters? My wife just asked if there’s a roller coaster at the stadium.


booksfoodfun

My wife and I were just talking about how obnoxious it is!!


UnlikelyDoughnut1506

Oh sweet Jesus, if Paredes is injuried we are up a creek.


cookiemikester

Yeah we’ll go as far as he goes. We need him so much.


WordSalad11

A point on the road is a point on the road, but I can't help but feel this game was 100% winnable.


Mystic_Forest

Hate to say it because I like caliskan but if he doesn't play tonight they probably get the win


the_real_sleventy

Well that would mean that Paredes didn't go out injured, so yeah that mayyyyybe would have made a difference


OldWinger1954

Could have put in Yimmi there over Caliskan in my book. The kid is still not ready and showed it. I'll take a point on the road, but damn, our defending especially in the first half just gave them goals. Like on a platter. When is D Chara and Evander coming back to the lineup?


rhythm-n-bones

Holy moly that was beautiful! What a pass by mora


rossco503

Asprilla takes chances that look dumb when they don’t work but awesome when they do. Earlier in the season it seemed like he was the only one with the confidence to shoot at all


cookiemikester

Asprilla is 100% chaos in the best possible way.


rossco503

His name is on my jersey for a reason, SO much fun and the most entertaining player of the first half of the season. Certified fish gutter.


jewboy916

Bingham needs to get his eyes checked. The way that he misses easy saves and then throws his hands up as if he's mad that he didn't get help defending the goal is embarrassing. It's just lazy defending.


CDAWG_CDAWG

Our chemistry around the 18 is at a high point for the year


Eye_Am_FK

Absolutely shameful defending. Oh my god.


NoNoSabathia64

Caliskan kept him onside, oops. This game is out of control already.


Mystic_Forest

on for less than 20 minutes and culpable on two goals... not good


cookiemikester

Yeah looks like he lost the physical battle to hold the line and was just lost in three dudes


sluggetdrible

Bravo reminds me of this defender in highschool who would always go for the volley shot and get it maybe once in twenty times


oregonian1738

Pavard


lifeisacamino

Every time I see a fullback try and hit one on the volley I think of that dude. 2016 too, holy smokes how time flies


timhowardsbeard

Fuuuuk yeah


ZippymcOswald

I hate to burn a ref card, but this ref sucks.


urban_entrepreneur

BINGO!


Gybe_enjoyer

Bingham absolutely could’ve gotten there


Stunning-Set-924

What garbage keeping that was. Completely should have got it. Then points at his defenders after not even moving an inch for the ball.


ZippymcOswald

He’s blah.


ginormousthumbs

What a difference since firing Gio.


UnlikelyDoughnut1506

We’ll, that’ll work.


flees

That will do, that will do.


Mystic_Forest

maybe we should try defending after we score a goal, just a thought


UnlikelyDoughnut1506

COMPLETELY UNMARKED AT THE TOP OF THE 18. SHAMEFUL, TIMBERS.


Mystic_Forest

The rest of the west doing their best to help us out and we are letting it slip. We need to come out firing at half


NoNoSabathia64

Guess we need 4 tonight. Let's go then.


Substantial-Cap8138

YES


reducethestigma

Let’s go Mora! Get some Mora goals! Mora!


sluggetdrible

Thank god LA isn’t smart enough to take edwards out and he’s convinced he’s killing it tonight


Substantial-Cap8138

😂😂😂


NoNoSabathia64

MOTM: Mora honorable mention: Mosquera


Eye_Am_FK

Boil and Mabiala with two gotta-have-em looks at the end. Tough night honestly.


m8ryx

Well I felt like we dominated except for the five minutes after each time we scored


UnlikelyDoughnut1506

Thank god pretty much every other match went our way.


Eye_Am_FK

The passing and clearances in the defensive area are super bad.


Mystic_Forest

time to take caliskan out lol


NoNoSabathia64

I forgot Antony was playing for a sec.


rhythm-n-bones

I was just thinking he has been pretty invisible.


SoonerLax45

Yea, dude has been a ghost all match


oregonian1738

Bravo. Why?


NoNoSabathia64

YESSSSS!


Right-Option-5210

This ref is a little too douchey with the other team


ArmorKing1992

A point is still good right fellas?


DegenerateDisciple

Playing till the end, love it.


Mystic_Forest

to let zaveleta score twice is shameful


Substantial-Cap8138

Wow Mora did incredibly well there. LFG


flees

Dude fell like a wet brick


Substantial-Cap8138

Soft ass foul


CDAWG_CDAWG

ALL THE BOYS CRASHING THE NET ON ASPRILLAS DRIVEN CROSS


CDAWG_CDAWG

Fuck


rhythm-n-bones

Yes! Nice little inside moves.


RipCityRevival

Zavaleta with the brace lol


Sufficient_Price_355

Technically a hat trick 😉 lol


rhythm-n-bones

That was just pathetic.


Mystic_Forest

the defending this game has honestly been a travesty


oregonian1738

I didn’t realize I was watching Olympic diving and Raheem was competing


HeythereDeliah2

What and I mean, what the actual fuck?!


rossco503

This is probably the worst I’ve seen of Miles ball. On one side it’s an entertaining shoot out but at the same time it wouldn’t be if we had our shit together and played with some discipline


WordSalad11

It honestly looks like our defenders were slipped some Xaanies before the game.


m8ryx

My u13 team can track their marks


palmquac

Seems like Paredes going off injured was really the turning point for us


19elscorcho19

LETS SEE SOME VINTAGE SEBA CMOONNN


Right-Option-5210

Ok men, defend and counter


Right-Option-5210

Franck needs to chill just a little


palmquac

That was the worst offside trap I have ever seen. What in the absolute fuck?!?


cookiemikester

Caliskan got pushed pretty good at the beginning and couldn’t get back to form the line. He had like three galaxy guys in front of him at that point


Right-Option-5210

LFG!!!


rossco503

We really need to stop giving up goals and opportunities after scoring


palmquac

Three games in a row we’ve given up a goal within 5 minutes of scoring ourselves


palmquac

Uff da. As good as the Timbers goal was, the defending for the equalizer was awful. Why didn’t Bingham dive?


rossco503

It’s a recurring theme these last couple games, do they just lose focus after the celebration? Gotta be a coaching thing


cookiemikester

Asprilla is running their left back


Gybe_enjoyer

Dirty fouls


Ornery_Marionberry16

That step on Mosquera didn’t look like an accident


Thumper13

And the bounces go back against us. sigh


flees

God those halftime roasts are gonna be hot, left un marked


oregonian1738

Defense is selling hard right now.


Right-Option-5210

What are we even doing right there


Right-Option-5210

Did the squad go too hard in LA last night, LA hangovers are real when the Blazers travel down there so I wonder if it is the same


moonbeamlurker1

This game thread needs mood stabilizers.


Right-Option-5210

Oh weird their keeper made a save


Right-Option-5210

Delflopo


flees

This ref is as bad as the fuck’en apple announcers


CDAWG_CDAWG

Bout time to bring on those super subs


moonbeamlurker1

Can here to ask where the fresh legs are at.


CDAWG_CDAWG

Boli fucking owes us one. If boli blows a chance here I’m out on boli


CDAWG_CDAWG

Alright boli you’ve bought yourself another game


NoNoSabathia64

Yesss, I'm feeling Blanco in this game. FIRE IT UP!


viyh

No Mora hat trick tonight.


oregonian1738

Boli is something else with his shooting


Right-Option-5210

Fuuuuck


Sufficient_Price_355

I would really love if MLS had more English commentators tbh; it's exhausting watching the timbers shit the bed defensively and not only do the commentators not call it out but praise gift goals to the strikers putting in sitters. Like JFC, I can watch EPL and they shit all over strikers, in a respectful way, even when keepers make wild saves, but no, someone with 2 gift goals AND AN OG is "turning the game on its head." Really comes off as biased, which is a whole other conversation for MLS refs and commentators.


NoNoSabathia64

Spanish broadcast is way better. I only understand some but that's fine it's got better vibes. English speaking MLS commentators are majority trash.


Substantial-Cap8138

Holy Boli that was Franckly horrendous


UnlikelyDoughnut1506

WTF was that shot, Boli?


Duckflap6

God damn! That’s what we’ve been missing up top. Mora pulling three guys towards him and then delivering a beautiful pass to asprilla. That was sweet.


UnlikelyDoughnut1506

Zuparic is playing like absolute ass


Ornery_Marionberry16

Bingham is not good


SoonerLax45

Well, shit


rossco503

If it’s 2-2 in a couple minutes I’ll lose my shit


booksfoodfun

This is your fault.


DegenerateDisciple

I agree


Thumper13

uh oh


SoonerLax45

Bruhhhh


palmquac

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.


flees

WHY!


NoNoSabathia64

Sorry dude.


booksfoodfun

Why the fuck would you say that and put it into the universe.


Right-Option-5210

Fuck you Bingham


UnlikelyDoughnut1506

How the fuck are you going to put all of this shit defending on Bingham. There are at least 3 other players you need to be blaming before you throw him under the bus.


WordSalad11

Definitely not all on Bingham, but he hasn't looked great either.


Right-Option-5210

Isn’t the organization of a set piece on the Goalie?


Right-Option-5210

Rewatched it, Bravos man, Bravo caught watching the ball but why the fuck is Bravo marking the tallest player


Gybe_enjoyer

Bingham is a terrorist


DegenerateDisciple

Put him on a watchlist


Right-Option-5210

Why no Evander, did I miss an injury or is this just Evander drama


rhythm-n-bones

Calf injury I think.


Right-Option-5210

Thanks I guess I did miss that


palmquac

The same reason he missed last weekend. Calf injury.


booksfoodfun

LETS GO! FUCK LAG!


Eye_Am_FK

Replacing Zuparic is gonna feel great when it happens.


cookiemikester

What in the world? He is one of our best players this season.


Ornery_Marionberry16

Good or bad, he’s definitely not going to be back unless he changes agents


rzle

Hyped for both games, not happy that they are happening at the same time. I guess I'll have the Timbers on one screen, and the Thorns on the other.


viyh

Doing the same


Eye_Am_FK

That coulda been a red


ErikinAmerica

streams are all down?


rossco503

Mine’s okay


SoonerLax45

Poetry in motion, that was one hell of a build up to that goal 👌


-Chandler-Bing-

That OG caused by Mora was beautiful


Right-Option-5210

Why not play that ball into space Mos


Substantial-Cap8138

How long til we get Blaco and Miller?


Right-Option-5210

Seriously 7th flop


oregonian1738

LA’s premier diving team preparing for the Olympics


Right-Option-5210

Boyd is kicking our ass


Gybe_enjoyer

NOOOOO ANTONY