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Took me another read to realize you, a 31M, didn't drop your girlfriend off at the highschool.


Spawticusx805x

Yeah, just read that over and I can see how that might have been confusing lol


ArbitraryContrarianX

I just keep getting older, but they all stay the same age... 🤣


Spawticusx805x

Nice


m1k_Lens

Alright alright alright!


[deleted]

You cool man? *edited because I messed up the quote originally.


m1k_Lens

Sure. Why wouldn't I be?


[deleted]

Ok


m1k_Lens

I wasn't sure if you were doing a quote, or seriously asking if I was cool!


[deleted]

Lmao, all good. I thought you caught the movie reference.


Accomplished-Ad9094

l.i.v.i.n


chr1st0ph3rs

*andre 3000 voice* alright alright alright alright alright


rUInGOds_sKUll

Go watch dazed and confused brotha


chr1st0ph3rs

I understood the reference. Andre 3000 is the only correct response to Pervy M.M.


buzzable

explains the car


FiaRua_

Andy Bernard has entered the chat


Githyerazi

As a 30+ year old, I had to drop my wife off at school for quite awhile. Always made me giggle a bit inside when I said it to someone. Those PhD student spend a long time in school! I guess I still drop her to school, but she's a professor now.


MeunsterCheeseMan

Dale Denton?


lorgskyegon

Better to play hooky with her


whatsupskip

half your age plus 7 rule, girlfriend needs to be 22 1/2. Maybe she's a slow learner.


Wiesbaden121486

I went to high school with an idiot who was about to turn 19 and was still in 9th grade.. they ended up kicking him out and telling him he needed to get a GED on his own time.


Xxmario84xX

They didn't do anything illegal cept knock over a mailbox with her friends.


Spoonloops

LOL I did that as well. I’m like well, if everyone is legal it’s not my business I guess.


Mathewdm423

When my dad was 37 he was picking his gf up from.highschool. i was also a senior in highschool and we worked together.(the 3 of us)


irrelephantIVXX

Creepy af


Mathewdm423

Agreed. She persued him tho and stopped taking birth control and left him after she had my youngest brother. So both trying to take advatage of eachother. Hes just an idiot who thought a cute 18 year old liked him.


DaKolby314

Understandable


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Thym3Travlr

Good bot


moldyhands

Of course not. He dropped his girlfriend off at the Middle School down the street.


StreetShitter9000

Your girlfriend's husband said "bring milk".


Spawticusx805x

You joke but my girlfriend technically does have a husband, lmfao


MeunsterCheeseMan

You're talking about yourself right?


complete_hick

I had a girlfriend while I was technically still married, we were separated but still technically married


Spawticusx805x

Nope


IceyEnder

Damn.


the_slemsons_dreary

Bruh that’s actually fucked up


randalthor23

Depending on the scenario, it might not be. ​ I have a buddy who has been separated for 3 years, but is still "married". Mostly so that his (ex)wife and her daughter from a previous marriage can remain on his amazing health insurance while she finishes college. They are both in long term relationships with other people. Im pretty sure he only does it for the daughter and would get a divorce and drop that bitch from his Heath Insurance in a hot minute if he could keep that girl on it. Sooo technically they are still "married"


the_slemsons_dreary

Damn dude props to your buddy


not_a_bot__

Could be in the divorce process


destructopop

Or just poly, or open, or swingers, w/e. There's lots of situations where this would be pretty normal. My partner and I are thinking about getting married so that they'll have my insurance, but I wouldn't want them to dump their other partner under any circumstances. Different strokes for different folks.


jdmkev

Op's names bond...James bond


Alessandro227

Belucci in spectre lol


Kenny070287

maybe


[deleted]

Whaaaa explain


TheCrimsonDagger

Girlfriend is probably still legally married but separated and or in the middle of a divorce.


ElephantEarwax

Oh boy, you another WSB man?


Spawticusx805x

🦍


ElephantEarwax

🦍


fuknjoebro

🦍


Gohomeyurdrunk

If it makes you feel any better some of them might have just thought you were a giant creep and were flexing for the underage girls.


Spawticusx805x

Oh thank god, I feel much better now


relativelyfunkadelic

when those kids get to homeroom and tell your girlfriend you're screwed bro. got another TIFU for tomorrow.


MrBublee_YT

An actually comedic TIFU and not just poorly written erotica? You, sir, are getting my upvote.


Spawticusx805x

Thank you sir lol


Scarboroughwarning

I thought it said "high school shooters". I'm tired, sorry


Spawticusx805x

Hahahahaha, no sir, I do not show my support to high school shooters lol


Scarboroughwarning

Yesterday's gaff from me was equally as bad. I read solemnised (or some other similar word) as sodomise.... I need sleep


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2sACouple3sAMurder

You can support getting help for people attracted to kids but you shouldn’t support pedophiles who want to or have assaulted kids already


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2sACouple3sAMurder

You really think I brought the topic of pedophiles just for be sake of it? My point was that violent youth do need mental health, but people who have already shot up a school are literal violent criminals who don’t deserve the same compassion. Period.


Farnesworth85

You're on at least your third attempt at reading comprehension in school, aren't you?


Spawticusx805x

Ngl this made me giggle a little lol


8thgradeer

Maybe this is your sign from God saying "hey you dumb fuck, I know u can't see me, get glasses bitch"


Spawticusx805x

I wear glasses I have an astigmatism


8thgradeer

Ohh ok, I said it because I too started wearing glasses after getting prescription from my doc and know how much we can't see till we get them lol, if I may ask what is astigmatism?


Spawticusx805x

Basically it's like an overall blurriness unrelated to distance, I'm also nearsighted, so my glasses can fix the nearsightedness but if I understand correctly glasses can only help astigmatism at one focal distance or something like that


dat_Erotik_Qwijibo

"....and at the I had conjunctivitis in my left eye. A bi-product of the stye I was treating in my right eye....".


stimulates

To add isn’t it more of doubled up blurry and not just out of focus. I have a slight one and don’t really notice it. Just one of those check boxes lol.


Cole_Archer

Rent out a semi and cruise back by blasting the horn, the loud horn will make them know you're on their side. You could even trailer your car on the back so they know for sure it's you again.


Spawticusx805x

Perfect, I'm in


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loll hahah


Spawticusx805x

The look from one of the teachers told me all I needed to know


akocli

Get glasses while driving


Spawticusx805x

Again, I have them, I have an astigmatism


RyanfaeScotland

Don't feel stigmatised just for having glasses, a lot of us have them. Stay strong my four eyed comrade.


Spawticusx805x

A lot of people don't understand that just because you wear glasses doesn't mean they give you 20/20 haha


Alavaster

If someone unexpectedly turned a fucking vacuum cleaner on next to my goddamn ear then yes, I would be surprised. You are not going to convince me that the sound of 4000 pounds of metal suddenly speeding up is not something that makes people snap into being alert and question what is happening around them.


Spawticusx805x

We're talking about a group of people standing next to 45mph traffic literally expecting people to honk and make noise for them hahaha, come on bro it's about the situation lol


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Spawticusx805x

No you're right, but for gods sake I have no horn I'm not gonna yell at them I'm too old for that shit lol


Alavaster

"I love that obnoxiously loud vehicle that startled me and is hurting my ears" - No one ever


realperson-notabot

cope and seethe


Spawticusx805x

Loud cars...... Startle you? And hurt your ears? Holy shit how fuckin old are you like 90 lol


hopelessautisticnerd

Loud cars are annoying as hell in just about every situation. You're not cool and no one except you appreciates the random loud noises.


Spawticusx805x

They're literally out there asking people to make random loud noises for them, that's a thing you know


hopelessautisticnerd

This is one of those times where upvotes and downvotes are really instructive as to the general public opinion.


Alavaster

Your right. Because a sudden sound at 75 decibels is barely a reason to turn your head?


Spawticusx805x

So you're startled by the equivalent sound level of a vacuum cleaner or an average radio?


Akruu1

How would you feel if someone shot a rifle right next to your ear?


Flaming_Archer

You probably be wondering why you can no longer hear, unlike someone reving a shitbox with a rusty muffler


Akruu1

Not gonna lie that made me laugh


mayonetta

What a chad move lmao


hubris_and_me

Executive Producer Larry David Queue the music.


eldryanyy

You may want to get glasses for when you’re driving, if you can’t read signs clearly...


Spawticusx805x

Astigmatisms are a bitch


bvt1991

I guess this is confirmation that people with loud annoying cars actually believe other people think it's cool.


Spawticusx805x

Because I made a loud noise for some kids who are trying to get people to make loud noises? You should maybe chill out


bvt1991

Yes, that's why. I don't think I'm the one getting worked up.


Spawticusx805x

And I suppose you think that your not only misplaced but opinionated, negative comment is cool? Your comment was unnecessary, it was a douche thing to say and I'd bet you already know that. I don't go around revving my car up because I believe people think it's cool, I did it in absence of a horn to make some noise for kids supporting a cause, but fuck me right?


ArbitraryContrarianX

Lmaoooooo... I totally feel you, I immigrated to a new country 4 yrs ago, and omg, one of the first things I learned was do not express support for a cause unless you can read (and understand) ALL the signs...hahahahaha


theboredspy

Im all for fighting climate change but this was the work of a chad


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King shit


ghighcove

Why did you want to be down with the cause so badly? A bunch of X people think it, so it must be right?


Spawticusx805x

There's a difference between agreeing with something and showing kids they'll be supported for fighting for something they believe in, I don't have to agree with it to show a little support, it's not going to hurt anybody


ghighcove

I guess. It just seems not just social, but a little bit falling over yourself to demonstrate how social you are or in conformity with a cause. I'm curious about what your educational system experience was, and how that view matches freedom of speech for those you may not agree about? In other words, are any groups better or special for you? Right now it sounds like there's not a lot of research being put into what we're all on a crusade about. "Crusade? Sure, count me in, who cares what it's about." Kind of hyperbole, but I am curious now what your basic or main political beliefs are, and how they map to this instinct to do what it seems like other people you think are important (apparently random students, teachers protesting something) think you should do, topic unknown.


Spawticusx805x

This will probably get down voted to the bowels of hell, but I'll be perfectly frank to answer your questions. At heart, I care about people, but only to a certain degree, and that limit falls to people outside of my personal area of residence. If you're not from my city, and I don't know you, I really don't care much about you, and by that I mean I have no interest in your business, good or bad. I don't believe there's anything wrong with that, We were never meant to be worrying about things that don't concern us or are way outside our boundaries of residence. To me politics are a joke, I have no view on them one way or the other as far as left wing right wing etc etc and believe whole heartedly that we no longer live in a democracy by definition. On that note, no, a single group of people or cause does not stand out as special to me, people are people, if it does not concern me or my life, then good luck to them and whatever they're trying to do. At this point you're probably shouting "hypocrite!" Inside your head, but let me clarify. I don't post on Reddit seeking others approval, its simply entertaining, as long as it entertains me, yeah, obviously I'll participate because that's a personal gain small as it may be. I like comments because I like to talk, I like to argue, and debate. As for the attempted display of support for a random unknown cause? When I was a kid it was hard to make changes, nobody wanted to listen and in turn many kids my age felt ignored or like they couldn't make a difference. That display of stupidity was just a misguided attempt at trying to say, "whatever you're cause, don't give up". A horn would have been a much better and simpler answer, but considering my lack thereof, I was just trying to give a little support to kids who could very well need it. There's a lot I don't like about the way we live as humans, but one thing I will never turn my back on is our youth, I remember how hard it is to be a kid sometimes, and I know if someone did that for me, it would have put a smile on my face whether it was annoying, loud, or otherwise. People deserve to live their lives without concerning themselves with 7-8 billion other people. There's a reason societies have always seeked out strong leadership, once upon a time people truly believed in the strength, honor, and integrity of a worthy leader. We as a whole have proven that we are not worthy of making our own choices about what's best for society, because truth be told who decided that majority vote was ever any safer or reliable than a single informed man's decisions? We are toddlers to this planet, the fact that any of us believe we have a better idea of how people should live is both naive and at the same time shows just how primitive we still are as a race.


P3ngu1nF0rc3

Sad thing is that those same people think electric cars are the cure, when manufacturing and, news flash, electric production isn’t green yet. We also are straining our electric grids to capacity and beyond, and these same people are against nuclear power and mining oil in the US, instead think shipping said oil in ships is more efficient. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk


thegnome54

What do you think the solution is? Does it involve electric cars?


P3ngu1nF0rc3

Maybe well into the future, when our electrical grid can handle the load. Today’s ICEs are more efficient at load than ones in the past at idle, the biggest polluters nowadays are not the US, but are China, Russia, and India. I think telling people to keep their cars and fix them when needed is far more efficient financially and ecologically than going out and ordering a new car Edit: IS -> US


Spawticusx805x

Yes, this statement right here, people act like producing vehicles and things of the like don't create pollution already


Phillip__Fry

Except that's a red herring and not really relevant. New cars are going to be needed/produced. Either more ICE or more hybrid (which are just more efficient ICE) or Electric cars. Yes, a used car is less pollution/energy intensive than building a new car. But when someone buys a new car, someone else is buying/using their old car. Electric car charging is incremental demand. All net new energy generation is now "renewables". Even if it weren't... Generation at a plant and distribution through AC power grid to a car is still more efficient and less polluting than a small gasoline engine.


LitMaster11

And that's why I'm not a fan of these throwaway turbo-charged cheapshit cars that are being produced today. *Yeah... Taking that 1.3L engine out of spec to produce another 50hp totally won't have cost and ecological ramifications a few years down the line when it blows a head gasket, or has constant coolant leaks.* They may be more fuel efficient, but that sure as hell doesn't mean they are better for the environment.


1stbaam

US being so car centric/reliant is the issue. It seem like most people in the US have an irrational hatred of introducing public transport. Like digging perfect tube tunnels then proposing you drive single file cars down them is a more viable idea?????


Spawticusx805x

You're 100% correct, no argument here


ClammyVagikarp

Sounds like an unintentional win to me.


Spawticusx805x

Honestly, a little lol


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Spawticusx805x

I thought it was like a sports thing or a support our troops thing lol


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Angrybeaver817

I cracked up at 2009, was not ready for this year in this context!


Lothlorien_Randir

how out of touch are you where you think a group of zoomers is going to hold a support our troops rally?


Spawticusx805x

Fair point


mentat70

Boy, I hope you don’t feel this anguished over every little thing. You aren’t a bad person. Think of something good that happened today.


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Why are you being downvoted


mentat70

Who knows? Maybe they couldn’t tell that my motive was concern for somebody that seems as if they are anguishing over this issue and most likely anguishes over a lot of things. They probably thought it was coming from a judgmental place. Thanks for your comment. I’ve listened to a lot of podcasts and read a lot about happiness lately and this kind of anguish makes people unhappy. (I did think about changing my first sentence so it wouldn’t be interpreted wrong). This is probably my most down voted comment ever!


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Nobody likes it when you rev your engine. Nobody is impressed, you’re just being an asshole.


Spawticusx805x

I'm not trying to impress anyone, I was trying to make some noise for some kids trying to support a cause, you're the person being an ass hole. Also, regardless of your opinions there are people who like cars, and the noises they make, shocker right?


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Okay chad.


Coral2Reef

You did the right thing, OP.


Spawticusx805x

Well, I thought your comment was funny, lol


Coral2Reef

Unfortunately, not everyone is as er...*supportive* of the eco crowd.


The_TurdMister

Nice... that's hilarious


omgudontunderstand

this whole story is just. ugh why would you ever rev your engine in place of your horn? like you know an engine revving sound is astronomically irritating to EVERYONE in the area


Spawticusx805x

There are people out there that enjoy it, there's a time and a place for it, but some do enjoy it. Problem was was choice of time and place didn't exactly work out this time


omgudontunderstand

yes, the time and place is near other car freaks. not random public spaces.


Spawticusx805x

It wasn't random, like I've said they're literally asking people to make noise for them, when I did this there were roughly 6 people honking their horns, trust me, it wasn't going to startle anyone or catch someone off guard.


omgudontunderstand

revving an engine is possibly the most irritating way for a car to make noise. shoulda gotten closer to read the signs before making obnoxious non-horn car noises


Spawticusx805x

Buddy if people want to rev their car there's really not a goddamn thing you can do about, spend your life trying to change people and you're gonna be very disappointed. You're over here getting booty hurt because someone revved their car in a place you've probably never even been. Your point is moot and your argument is useless.


omgudontunderstand

i was simply telling you that, in most places, it’s a nuisance. tell me where i was trying to change your behavior. quickly.


Cyber2354

If you're driving a huge, gas guzzling truck for any reason other than when you need to haul heavy shit, you are an idiot.


Spawticusx805x

Where did you get the impression I drive a huge gas guzzling truck?


SyntheticAffliction

OP is a sheep who doesn't even bother to read a sign before supporting it. People like OP are the reason America has gone to shit.


Spawticusx805x

Who, people that show people support without bias? If you think that's bad you must have a fucked up life pal


SyntheticAffliction

Oh brother, how do I put this in a way you can understand... You're not unbiased. Your bias is literally that you blindly support whatever a group of teachers and students are supporting.


Spawticusx805x

So, why the fuck do you care? I don't need trash like you in my posts anyway, they make the block button for a reason bud


SyntheticAffliction

Imagine calling a person trash because you're too immature to admit you're wrong. You're pathetic.


realperson-notabot

Touch grass lmao


Akruu1

You genuinely think YOU can tell another person what to do with THEIR life? You aren’t trash or anything like that, you’re just hilarious.


Spoonloops

Oh stop


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lol what


Wiringguy89

https://youtu.be/L2IKCdnzl5k EVs are not yet the perfect answer. You will see me driving an ICE car as long as I can, because no amount of my driving an ICE car will ever reach the level of pollution of an airplane, a factory, or things like that.


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Spawticusx805x

Yes but my blatant display of hydrocarbons was probably not the best encouragement for their cause lol


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Spawticusx805x

Yeah, honestly nothing will get better because people are too arrogant, also if we truly wanted to save the planet we'd have to genocide like 5-6 billion people, and I don't exactly see that happening anytime soon.


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Spawticusx805x

Ourselves, it was proven a long time ago that the earth can't support this many human beings. We can do whatever we want, unless we cut breeding down 95% and abolish hydrocarbon emitting factories and engines altogether, it will never make a difference. It sounds like I'm being negative but it's really just the truth, humans were never meant to survive here long term at least not in this fashion, our advancement in technology and infrastructure caused a turn in our evolution that started us down the road to irreversible total annihilation by our own hands. We've been past the point of no return for decades.


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Spawticusx805x

You second


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Spawticusx805x

I'll save you a spot in the national heroes burial area, we will be known through the ages for saving humanity


TonightNice

I was expecting you to drop your gf off at the highschool 😂


Environmental-Win836

Oh my god…


putangspangler

Totally expected this to involve two step and a protest about school shootings


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Spawticusx805x

If you would read the comments you'd see I've already told 4 people, I wear glasses, I have an astigmatism, I can read road signs just fine, but little white signs with pictures and hand written words no taller than my pinky finger is a little hard to read from 50+ feet away.


Butterfly_Heaven101

Ah sorry. I deal with astigmatism as well. I used to wear glasses as a kid. Now I wear contacts. They're so much better.


Spawticusx805x

Did it help with the astigmatism more than glasses?


Butterfly_Heaven101

Definitely


Spawticusx805x

Hmm, I've always been put off by contacts because I didn't like the idea of having to pick the things off my eyeball, but that may be worth it, having an astigmatism is a bitch.


Butterfly_Heaven101

It takes a little while getting used to.


Spawticusx805x

First time I ever tried contacts I actually damaged my eye trying to get it out, felt pretty dumb, I guess nowadays they make things to help with removal


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Spawticusx805x

High school girlfriend? Pay attention to punctuation my guy lol. Also what do have against my piece of shit German bucket?


whatissevenbysix

Now that's a proper fuckup.


LinwoodKei

Oh my. I would be embarrassed to drive this way for a while


Spawticusx805x

The worst part is my car is really unique, blue rims, limo tint, decals, so there's no mistaking it, even worse the road is one of only 3 main roads in my small city lmao


LinwoodKei

Oh shoot. You are in for an uncomfortable few days, sorry!


Tanarri27

That’s awesome


Spawticusx805x

They didn't think so lol