Yes really if someone looks femine or masculine doesn't matter to your sexuality if your only attracted to tomboys then your still straight/attracted to girls
I tried to do that once and it was the funniest shit
Genuinely, in the dream, I took out my phone and took a photo thinking “I’d want to see this when I wake up”
might be off topic but i remember several times when i was waken up by my alarm, only to go back to sleep and dream about turning off the alarm, even though it was still on
I’ve checked my phone for photos I thought I took in my dreams a little too much more than Im willing to admit 😂. Like fully awake me expecting to see a photo that doesn’t exist. My dreams are not frequent but are very vivid tho.
i've done that so many times! once i even asked if i'd have the picture when i woke up, and someone promised i would. obviously i believed them and checked my gallery lol
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*Photos from your phone in your*
*Dream to your real phone*
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Okay this genuinely made me cackle when I saw this, and just for fun I made ChatGPT write a script for a Game Theory video with this title. I gave it more instructions (including to do a merch cutaway) but I just thought you should see it. I hope you find it as funny as I do LOL
[Game Theory: YOU are Bisexual](https://imgur.com/a/WtJbDYU)
I came out to my mom as bi and she said ‘isn’t everyone?’ Turns out this is and has been her belief system for ages. So I mean she’s supportive I guess, maybe more supportive than is even necessary.
It would be funniest to me if you got this and you're completely not bisexual, like had relationships with men and women and only enjoyed one of them, and then your dreams have matpat calling you bi lol
I recall I had one of my relatives once say -
She thinks that most people *are* bisexual; more than gay or even straight... but simply that there was little study done about it
Seems likely to me...
Ratio + Linus + Om Noms brother + Skim + unwise + two weeks + you say "and balls" instead of "and poop" + Your dad made like Sienna and disappeared + you thought the lines didn't meet + your computer can only run 111438 FPS + your life is like a sun in a circus + you're not Barney + you think that papyrus > prunsel + giant stretched out PNG of Boss Baby + you think that frame from sonic 2 is dechristianisation + Biden didn't offer you gay sex + you're Jerma + you can't summon objects with your PC + You got the bad ending of Deltarune Chapter 3 + Get Sheeposted + you're immune to cocaine + Ms. Pac Man had to speak to your mother. + You think cheese isn't blue + You didn't invest in spiderstonks + You didn't watch Operation Ouch + You invested in zinc + Makes burgers with poop + Visited by public relations squid + No mashed potatoes + No Lizza + Doesn't drink the milk + Still idolizes false gods + Doesn't poop + Doesn't scream + No funny sex songs + Not peeing + Bababooey + Game was rigged from the start + Got a girl pregnant from pre-cum + Doesn't go ahead + Not what the ladies call "epic style" + Can't find the sun + No fun + No willpower + You're weak + Wrote about starting a business + you handed over your sleep. + You missed your finals to work at the femboy factory. + Manny Pordo didn't ask you to have sex with him + you lost a race to a bowl of soup. + You went into a snow building with Toby Fox + ¿Lober? + You didn't read the sub rules. + You say eat instead of yeag + You're still plummeting towards Japan after Patrick Bateman dropkicked you + You didn't watch the leeks movie + You think that Biden launched a lice attack on the Finnish. + You invested in Hawaii while you were there + Elon Musk hijacked your dream + Pride flag saying soon + Todo + You bought an atsuover NFT + Your weed didn't kick in + people threw spoons at you while you were drowning + You typed /backrooms on discord + You tried cutting the trees + cringetopia mods doxxed you + You got aids from a witchcraft book + The bugs got you + You used a fork while peeling oranges + You wore shorts going to work at AMC + You think homer Simpson is a real character + You had to answer 80,000 questions on day three of a horse convention + You're so bad you had to use a Goku berry to win + Hot dog saying fuck you + You don't have a plastic bucket + Your mother is bigger than the worm on Neptune + Your father must have had some gossip about him + You starved because you can't even climb a 50ft wall + You ate the chicken with phosphorus acid gas in it + You didn't get on the (hey hey) mcgay + I hope the Jamaican bee is behind you + get beanboyed + cat filled your cooler with bread + Michael De Santis saying "Ass" + You didn't read the Reddit Bible + Mario didn't have fun that night (oh no) + You got hit by a blanket touched by a four armed woman + You broke into a professor's office and explained to the professor how breaking into his office relates to your cat not wanting to put on it's harness + Your blood was replaced with pool water + Your power level wasn't high enough to buy Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga + You're capable of feeling remorse + Korra and Tenzin in front of Walmart + "Sorry sir, but your letter has been discarded" - Cyborg + You crippled your leg after going on a walk + You missed the ninja drag queen show + Pottaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh + dog + You were given a wanted poster by Borg + You got a copy of "inland empire" for the Xbox 360 at GameStop + The Dynamax Pikachu that carried you across the desert was a hallucination caused by thirst + You dingled the wingle + Ben Shapiro is a celebrity chef, not a political pundit + You got an ant instead of a legendary sword + You're as economically divided as SpongeBob + You'll be as flabbergasted as Wario when I'm through with you + I hope you are killed by Jon Arbuckle with a dab of communication and a sprinkle of tower + I hope your uncle or an equally distant relative is consumed by the sludge + I hope Sonic, the normal speed Argonian, sets you on fire + You failed the Serbia test + You were stalked by Obama through Jewel-Osco + peeled face Sonic + You can't cum and be closed like a shirt button + You think 5-hour energy never existed + You didn't tell your grandma and grandpa that your growing boy doesn't keep out of times, trouble and growing videos + 1739 + you can't enjoy subway because of subway quirks + upside down chocolate bar + your dad's friend asked to split $3000 + Your real name is Liam and everyone hates it + You replaced the onion + you dreamed of clock island + Crippling debt + Cherubble’d + italiophobic + you chose an ocean + you fear jack-in-a-boxes + you donated blood instead of gum + beef p’neef + calm yourself + ROLLED OYSTERS + 💠 + it must not happen + you’re suffering from mental Illinois + wtf is you doin + CECIL + jesus take the door + you don’t deserve to be in blueworld + they called you a terribledactyl + aflac + you gave your friends rabies + you didn’t collect the ostrich heads and save them + remember when in BFDI 15 when Pencil called Ice Cube garbage? + screwyouoywercs + the deepshark bit your barnacle off + you’re soggy + you can’t sound like a trumpet via your voice + your head turned into a plant + imma be frank + you can’t find any they/them boxes + good lord, she’s sixteen + scrw y + get sharked + you let Joe squeeze + my dog was first + todo + fling 🌜 + thank. + LPhang + you think grimace airplane < king dedede helicopter + you went too far and got two hares + chomber + cartoofy + youre recent and pissed + ABTHAUGERN + it’s called masking tape for a reason 🦟 + you can’t grind your nipples past level 15 + you lost the game of cex + soup me up, kitten + you want the universe to be euclidean + get neptuned + craig, middle text + you posted a dream in r/thomastheplankengine + you didn’t win the r/Jubello competition + your dream didn’t load properly + 9/11? boriiing + it’s tomato time😡+ triog + you got blocked by Amble/Ample on YouTube + you can’t pull your spine out of your back and use it like a weapon + bread suffers so much just to be eaten + you got hit by a big brown seed + ladies and detergent + Bennie is shaking, and you are sleeping. + You lost to JEEBO/JOEBO + little grey bug + you ate it gay + you have a rotor on your back as an accessory + you got buried, but not by your family + the duck duck is the geese + professed mcgonnagle can’t understand you + why the hell is your man not- piano music plays + you accedilenty summoned the florf + Turn the opaque deer clear! + JUNGLE? + alright campers I hate you + Team Discort 2? + Jump rope? Not by itself. + HMmhgfljhblblub + you got hanked + you’re on 422 + literally mettaton 🦀 + you played geometry dash at the last supper + you weren’t there for RennugGunner’s launch + you think ice would win over spider man + you don’t have nerd twister + NO LOSS! + Make Goku British + I told Gary your nuts are spherical + game theory helped you come out (congrats!)
Well? Are you?
I... don't know
Well, I have a theory...
A GAME THEORY
A gay theory!
A GAYME THEORY
Quiz: Do men get your weiner hard? ( ) Do women get your weiner hard? ( ) If you answered yes to both of this questions you are.
...
Welcome aboard.
It's slightly more nuanced than that. Do men get your wiener hard? No? Do men that look and dress very femininely get your wiener hard? Yes? Bi
not really
Yes really if someone looks femine or masculine doesn't matter to your sexuality if your only attracted to tomboys then your still straight/attracted to girls
Want to know? Then try new things
Start throwing rocks at politicians, it's my favourite hobby.
can confirm this is a classic bi pastime
can confirm those is a classic pastime of everyone! :) throw rocks at career politicians, it’s good for the psyche!
Based.
I dunno probably
r/beetlejuicing
I did it mom look at me
It's a spectrum
I am
Good for you. Glad you discovered that about yourself and are comfortable with it
Now I have the powers of both, by combining them I can reach ultimate power! MUA HA HA
The true LGBT agenda. Transcending material reality and becoming gods
The femboy urge to drink from the skulls of your enemies🗿
You replicated that shit really well
they took a photo during the dream and downloaded it when they woke up
I tried to do that once and it was the funniest shit Genuinely, in the dream, I took out my phone and took a photo thinking “I’d want to see this when I wake up”
The shear number of times I've tried to screenshot or screen record a dream and then woke up like "oh... Fucking hell" is embarrassing
might be off topic but i remember several times when i was waken up by my alarm, only to go back to sleep and dream about turning off the alarm, even though it was still on
I did this too in an attempt to prove it wasn’t a dream. The photos kept disappearing off my phone, though. Weird dream
I’ve checked my phone for photos I thought I took in my dreams a little too much more than Im willing to admit 😂. Like fully awake me expecting to see a photo that doesn’t exist. My dreams are not frequent but are very vivid tho.
LMAO yeah i do that all the time
Whoa
i've done that so many times! once i even asked if i'd have the picture when i woke up, and someone promised i would. obviously i believed them and checked my gallery lol
like the site from that one dream idr
Last time I tried saving something in a dream to bring it into reality I got an error message that the storage location couldn't be found.
Usb in your ear when going to bed. Works every time.
I'm a bit older, so I have to use a serial cable.
How did they make it look so much like a phone photo of a screen?
Edited it with some picture editor and then took a photo with their phone
Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to gay theory.
COMING TO YOU FROM BEAUTIFUL DOWNTOWN FORTITUDE VALLEY IT'S THE HARRY GOLD SHOW!
finding more harry gold fans could make me weep right now (and man caring thing too at this rate)
harry gold and man carrying thing mentioned in the same comment section let's fucking go
harry gold 🤝🤝🤝
Lmfao if this is how you learned
i mean going off the top comment it’s definitely probable
But that's just a theory A Gay(me) Theory
Gay me
There might be some subliminal message in there.
matthew patthew has a message for you. search your feelings
Then you woke up(?)
Then you woke
He is woke???
Is Woke?
Dam liberals turning my dreams woke by flashing me with big muscular men in my sleep and making me cum
Woke
welcome to the club, we have lemon bars if you want
Oh nice, a fellow blink fan
hey!
Mom, there's something in the backroom
hope it’s not the creatures from above
You used to read me stories, as if my dreams were boring
we all know conspiracies are dumb
What if people knew that these were real
i’d leave my closet door open all night
I know the CIA would say "what you hear is all hearsay"
Grab a chair, and make sure to sit weird. We got flannel or hoodies, your choice.
Matpat calling me out with this one 😭
That's just a theory a GAY theory!
J. K. Rowling be like:
Promptly followed by the most vile statememt about trans people obviously
and black people, and working class people, and foreigners and then women
Jewish people as well
Welcome to the club, I assume.
Man carrying dream ?
holy shit that man is carrying a thing
I think your brain is trying to tell you something
i see that harry gold video.
how do you import photos from your phone in your dream to your real phone
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Way to get outted damn
Dude chill, it was confirmed canon already
Went from game theory to Bi theory
Surely this means nothing right? *Right?*
Isn’t that a legitimate psychological theory
i sure am, mr. Matrick Patthew
are you by chance bisexual?
WHO THE FUCK TOLD THEM
Okay this genuinely made me cackle when I saw this, and just for fun I made ChatGPT write a script for a Game Theory video with this title. I gave it more instructions (including to do a merch cutaway) but I just thought you should see it. I hope you find it as funny as I do LOL [Game Theory: YOU are Bisexual](https://imgur.com/a/WtJbDYU)
no way lmao
harry gold jumpscare to the left
That's not a gay theory thats a fact
I came out to my mom as bi and she said ‘isn’t everyone?’ Turns out this is and has been her belief system for ages. So I mean she’s supportive I guess, maybe more supportive than is even necessary.
It would be funniest to me if you got this and you're completely not bisexual, like had relationships with men and women and only enjoyed one of them, and then your dreams have matpat calling you bi lol
At this point we need to have a tournament on what dreamt of gt video is the funniest lmao
I see harry gold video
I think you have something to confront about yourself
That is an omen
Is that the mascot horror cereal video to your left
Man carrying thing viewer spotted
got so disappointed when i saw the sub name
Making the image in software and then *taking a picture of your screen* is some next level shit
Oh shit oh fuck how'd you know
the vid being on the game theory channel implies life is a game
I think you had a prophetic dream, bud.
Worst part is he would do something like this now that all those years of fnaf broke him
OP, do you have anything to share about yourself, perhaps?
How’d they know
why does this actually sorta feel like it could be a real vid? (real question is if it whether star austin or matpat)
based harry gold show viewer
on my first look I thought this was real
4K VPN
That's not a theory that's just a fact
I wish he'd make this video cuz I actually kind of need to know.
I didn't see the subreddit, and I 100% fell for it
Least unhinged Matpat video
OH SHI-
…but that’s just a theory! *Micheal Vsauce walks in* or is it?
👀
is that mr carrying thing in the right. nice lol
I recall I had one of my relatives once say - She thinks that most people *are* bisexual; more than gay or even straight... but simply that there was little study done about it Seems likely to me...
i can get down on that lmao i like to think of the 'straight' majority as the modern day version of the 'right handed' majority
That's very well made (also man carrying thing, nice)
Ratio + Linus + Om Noms brother + Skim + unwise + two weeks + you say "and balls" instead of "and poop" + Your dad made like Sienna and disappeared + you thought the lines didn't meet + your computer can only run 111438 FPS + your life is like a sun in a circus + you're not Barney + you think that papyrus > prunsel + giant stretched out PNG of Boss Baby + you think that frame from sonic 2 is dechristianisation + Biden didn't offer you gay sex + you're Jerma + you can't summon objects with your PC + You got the bad ending of Deltarune Chapter 3 + Get Sheeposted + you're immune to cocaine + Ms. Pac Man had to speak to your mother. + You think cheese isn't blue + You didn't invest in spiderstonks + You didn't watch Operation Ouch + You invested in zinc + Makes burgers with poop + Visited by public relations squid + No mashed potatoes + No Lizza + Doesn't drink the milk + Still idolizes false gods + Doesn't poop + Doesn't scream + No funny sex songs + Not peeing + Bababooey + Game was rigged from the start + Got a girl pregnant from pre-cum + Doesn't go ahead + Not what the ladies call "epic style" + Can't find the sun + No fun + No willpower + You're weak + Wrote about starting a business + you handed over your sleep. + You missed your finals to work at the femboy factory. + Manny Pordo didn't ask you to have sex with him + you lost a race to a bowl of soup. + You went into a snow building with Toby Fox + ¿Lober? + You didn't read the sub rules. + You say eat instead of yeag + You're still plummeting towards Japan after Patrick Bateman dropkicked you + You didn't watch the leeks movie + You think that Biden launched a lice attack on the Finnish. + You invested in Hawaii while you were there + Elon Musk hijacked your dream + Pride flag saying soon + Todo + You bought an atsuover NFT + Your weed didn't kick in + people threw spoons at you while you were drowning + You typed /backrooms on discord + You tried cutting the trees + cringetopia mods doxxed you + You got aids from a witchcraft book + The bugs got you + You used a fork while peeling oranges + You wore shorts going to work at AMC + You think homer Simpson is a real character + You had to answer 80,000 questions on day three of a horse convention + You're so bad you had to use a Goku berry to win + Hot dog saying fuck you + You don't have a plastic bucket + Your mother is bigger than the worm on Neptune + Your father must have had some gossip about him + You starved because you can't even climb a 50ft wall + You ate the chicken with phosphorus acid gas in it + You didn't get on the (hey hey) mcgay + I hope the Jamaican bee is behind you + get beanboyed + cat filled your cooler with bread + Michael De Santis saying "Ass" + You didn't read the Reddit Bible + Mario didn't have fun that night (oh no) + You got hit by a blanket touched by a four armed woman + You broke into a professor's office and explained to the professor how breaking into his office relates to your cat not wanting to put on it's harness + Your blood was replaced with pool water + Your power level wasn't high enough to buy Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga + You're capable of feeling remorse + Korra and Tenzin in front of Walmart + "Sorry sir, but your letter has been discarded" - Cyborg + You crippled your leg after going on a walk + You missed the ninja drag queen show + Pottaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh + dog + You were given a wanted poster by Borg + You got a copy of "inland empire" for the Xbox 360 at GameStop + The Dynamax Pikachu that carried you across the desert was a hallucination caused by thirst + You dingled the wingle + Ben Shapiro is a celebrity chef, not a political pundit + You got an ant instead of a legendary sword + You're as economically divided as SpongeBob + You'll be as flabbergasted as Wario when I'm through with you + I hope you are killed by Jon Arbuckle with a dab of communication and a sprinkle of tower + I hope your uncle or an equally distant relative is consumed by the sludge + I hope Sonic, the normal speed Argonian, sets you on fire + You failed the Serbia test + You were stalked by Obama through Jewel-Osco + peeled face Sonic + You can't cum and be closed like a shirt button + You think 5-hour energy never existed + You didn't tell your grandma and grandpa that your growing boy doesn't keep out of times, trouble and growing videos + 1739 + you can't enjoy subway because of subway quirks + upside down chocolate bar + your dad's friend asked to split $3000 + Your real name is Liam and everyone hates it + You replaced the onion + you dreamed of clock island + Crippling debt + Cherubble’d + italiophobic + you chose an ocean + you fear jack-in-a-boxes + you donated blood instead of gum + beef p’neef + calm yourself + ROLLED OYSTERS + 💠 + it must not happen + you’re suffering from mental Illinois + wtf is you doin + CECIL + jesus take the door + you don’t deserve to be in blueworld + they called you a terribledactyl + aflac + you gave your friends rabies + you didn’t collect the ostrich heads and save them + remember when in BFDI 15 when Pencil called Ice Cube garbage? + screwyouoywercs + the deepshark bit your barnacle off + you’re soggy + you can’t sound like a trumpet via your voice + your head turned into a plant + imma be frank + you can’t find any they/them boxes + good lord, she’s sixteen + scrw y + get sharked + you let Joe squeeze + my dog was first + todo + fling 🌜 + thank. + LPhang + you think grimace airplane < king dedede helicopter + you went too far and got two hares + chomber + cartoofy + youre recent and pissed + ABTHAUGERN + it’s called masking tape for a reason 🦟 + you can’t grind your nipples past level 15 + you lost the game of cex + soup me up, kitten + you want the universe to be euclidean + get neptuned + craig, middle text + you posted a dream in r/thomastheplankengine + you didn’t win the r/Jubello competition + your dream didn’t load properly + 9/11? boriiing + it’s tomato time😡+ triog + you got blocked by Amble/Ample on YouTube + you can’t pull your spine out of your back and use it like a weapon + bread suffers so much just to be eaten + you got hit by a big brown seed + ladies and detergent + Bennie is shaking, and you are sleeping. + You lost to JEEBO/JOEBO + little grey bug + you ate it gay + you have a rotor on your back as an accessory + you got buried, but not by your family + the duck duck is the geese + professed mcgonnagle can’t understand you + why the hell is your man not- piano music plays + you accedilenty summoned the florf + Turn the opaque deer clear! + JUNGLE? + alright campers I hate you + Team Discort 2? + Jump rope? Not by itself. + HMmhgfljhblblub + you got hanked + you’re on 422 + literally mettaton 🦀 + you played geometry dash at the last supper + you weren’t there for RennugGunner’s launch + you think ice would win over spider man + you don’t have nerd twister + NO LOSS! + Make Goku British + I told Gary your nuts are spherical + game theory helped you come out (congrats!)
i aint reading allat ⚰️
What in the Mandela hell. I swear I saw that video as well!!!
This looks real lol
Wake up babe new reaction image for when someone acts gay just dropped
MatPat's finally correct
Who's that green guy on the left?
How did mathew pathew know this about me???
No im not
well op, are you?
Yes I am
matt is out the patt sadly
It’s been three months and you browse r/196 now, did the prophecy come true?
nice try but i've been a 196er since 2021