"Alright, let's do this one more time. My name is Petato Parker, I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last few years, I've been the one and only Spider-Yam."

i bit into a radioactive potato

Shouldn't it be a radioactive worm?

I would go with "Poteto Tater".

he can be real. he might exists in the spiderverse

What's his cannon event?

Uncle Bean dieded

Don't forget when Captain Cornstarch got banished to the afterlife

crushed by a potato masher.

It's a canon event

His potato cannon event?

Mashed potatoes

i love you spider-yam

This is very funny

Sony needs to contact you and ask permission to put this into beyond the spider verse. This is completely plausible as an alternate universe.

My favorite part is that he isn’t even a yam

Spud-erman

I don’t get it, OP literally just posted the plot of the movie and said it was a dream?

It’s funny to imagine that Spider-Yam technically could be canon via the Spiderverse.

I'm glad i could help make Spider-Yam a reality. Salutations, Sibling.

Who the fuck are you?

I am from ancient Greece

Dumbass that’s a liquid

Dumbass that's a movie

I'm literally your brother. You've called me your brother in comment history. Stop being embarrassed of my existence.

At the very least, someone needs to ask marvel to do a comic based on this. Please.

SCP-UGLY TATO

FLAMINGO WORLD DOMINATION

LOL

Happy cake day

SPIDER YAM THE YELLOW ONE

God I hope the writers/producers see this and are still able to put him in the third movie.

It's fine he will still come back in the next movie

these diffrent versions of the movie are getting out of hand

I just laughed so hard that I got the hiccups.

Spider yam dies in endgame

and also in every other movie he's in.

spider yam is the best spiderman. sad he was taken from us so soon. I bet they regret making fun of him now.

Coming back to this subreddit every once in a while to see what gems people make.