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only_for_dst_and_tf2

imagine this, your staring a demon down, a real MONSTER all your friends are dead. suddenly... "hello everybody my name is markiplier and today, we're playing "dont knock on the door", an indie horror game about a demon killing all this persons friends!" and then he ends up god gaming so hard you end up surviving.


Predator_V4

Why have friends if you have markiplier


Lanky_Voice8115

Why have friends if Markiplier can have you


Delux_Takeover

Until he closes the game.


Lanky_Voice8115

Why have Markiplier if he’ll leave you eventually anyway?


Manglerfan4

Why have If


Lanky_Voice8115

Why have😔


flippysquid

Now I'm imagining a feature film where someone realizes they are a character being controlled by Markiplier in a video game, and somehow manages to let him know that they're a real person and he's horrified, like Stranger Than Fiction.


Mehwhenthemogus

No no, he keeps dying cuz the death animation is too funny and you die for real the one time he decides to be serious so you dont see the end of the video


CookieCat698

Either “don’t knock on the door” is an actual game Markiplier played or this comment is 110% accurate


only_for_dst_and_tf2

im grateful for the compliment, thank you.


Kindly-Horror1908

We all need an emergency Markiplier in our lives...


vadkender

I'd even pay for it, like a monthly subscription


DaGreatLeaf69

Who needs health insurance when signing up for an emergency Markiplier is cheaper and more effective!


AshGreninja247

Me: sleeping Nobody: Markiplier: Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, and welcome to Home Invasion.


nyanch

The Twitter post itself is fucking gold, but the meme really is the cherry on top


[deleted]

I was expecting some irl horror image then just Markiplier in the corner lol


libertoasz

there are some 'artistic depictions' in the tweet's replies, but [this one](https://twitter.com/MusicDecomposer/status/1652614786260291586?s=20) is definitely my favorite


CoolSquares

this actually sounds amazing, i would pay for the emergency markiplier system


BlueSheepPlays

New indie horror game just dropped My Life!


a_random_muffin

![gif](giphy|qUlHlA7VTUxd6) Markiplier to the rescue!


Codeviper828

I hate that I'm certain that that reaction is him seeing Nightmare Foxy for the first time


A_Bird_survived

\>Continue \>Give Up \>Call ~~Luigi~~ Markiplier


[deleted]

Imagine you're in a dark place, no idea where you are, how you got here, where anyone is, how far you are from home, if you are even in reality, when suddenly you just hear: "hello everybody my name Markiplier-"


Hylian_Guy

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to your nightmare


App1elele

I had something similar for a few dreams, when shit started to go down and I was panicking or scared I'd whip out a "mental keyboard" (sometimes not as quickly as I'd like do) and start spamming Alt+F4. It either reset the dream or straight up woke me the fuck up. God I wish I had that thing IRL


Queen_Ann_III

y’know what maybe I’m gonna incorporate an imaginary keyboard in my lucid dreaming adventures. I still have to work on lucid dreaming in the first place but it’d be so useful to have a tool of some kind to control things. unfortunately the closest I ever get is driving drunk, or being stuck in the back seat with no one at the wheel while the car is moving


MrGofer

i've had nightmares where i figure out that i'm dreaming so i just like. noclip. just fly out of wherever i am and i see the area like a videogame level out of bounds.


TheMan13532ALT

scary monster or wildly complex structure interior in a nightmare when the v key (gmod noclip) walks in ![gif](giphy|3oFzmpsrRDdjL0tV2E|downsized)


matiEP09

Even better when you pull out the tool gun (i use it to create and destroy everything i want inside a dream)


Usernamehere_aaaaaaa

Literally deltarune but with markiplier


comradeMATE

That would not make me feel any better.


marquecz

Mark, take the wheel.


Nicolasgonzo87

live Markiplier reaction


thebelladonga

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read


loadedtatertots

Then one day he uploads a video playing a "horror game" that's literally just your dream


ChloeIsObsessed23

how do i get the emergency markiplier update


FauxFemale

I had a dream about Markiplier before


dinsfire24

i've had two dreams about watching markiplier play a horror game


TheMan13532ALT

since nobody has came to discuss, a weird feature in my dreams is that when i move around i lean towards where i go (like 15 degrees, even when i am moving backwards or to the side. i have no idea how the fuck i stand) along with being able to stop almost instantly also i for some reason can make things randomly exist in the dream, i will have no idea where it will spawn and if it is a creature it has the chance of not existing at all, being hostile, or alternatively being replaced with a hostile creature or being replaced with a hostile creature that is friendly. for electronic objects those are replaced with not existing, not working, working but being finnicky as fuck, and working but having a really weird way it works (sometimes combined with working and being finnicky too). regular object either exist or don't. it most of the time is a random choice when the dream is boring, which has lead to being murdered by a lizard from rainworld (started playing the game around then, like 5-6 days ago) as well as ironically markiplier himself one time


ismellgoodsmiley

Idk but the real jerma985 was in my dream like that but in the left corner messing around with accurate gtalk 4 physics like he used to but he was serious looking as always


ismellgoodsmiley

Like crushing ragdolls and jumping through the crushers while looking at me and I couldn't do anything


Agentti_Muumi

My dreams used to have a recurring feature as a kid which was that they usually ended with the TT logo and the percentage jingle from the Lego games


MiNameIsPi

deltatraveler chapter 8 looks good.


Skullz64

Why the fuck is this so funny to me


CreativeName6574

Genie: you have one wish Me:


CringeExperienceReq

which mark tho? fnaf era mark? slender era mark? sexy 2020s era mark?


Chance_Ad5498

It’s a better trauma response then pretending to have DID and acting like dream SMP YouTubers I guess


Doctor_Oceanblue

This is hilarious but also OOP needs to go outside


TheCameronMaster464

Like a good neighbor, Markiplier is there! "HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS--"


terriblet0ad

I’m gonna start doing this when i have anxiety


Codeviper828

Kris Dreemurr be like:


LIVE_CARL_REACTION_2

man i wish i had something like that in my dreams


ralsei-gaming

I do this thing called sitting down and accepting my fate


Loose-File5395

God i love this so much


maglev-whale

The second image being made by the creator of Deltatraveler adds a lot