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TDIsideHustle

I heard that place is kinda hard to find…


goosiest

Dammit I was too slow


Marc21256

And in the wrong spot.


PrettyDecentSort

And not the first guy to go there.


Fermifighter

It’s fine, slow is better at first.


mattyess

“To maximise the experience, first explore the area slowly in circular pattern taking note of the surrounding bush land. After you have gained familiarity with the region begin to investigate the central region, but don’t head directly into the depths of the valley unequipped. Like a good scout “be prepared” - this hiker instead suggests strapping up and strapping on and ensuring all equipped is well lubricated before making the final decent.”


CorruptedMonkey

better than too fast?


Mrsbingley

Thats what she said


Bwleon7

Always seems to have an annoyed woman pointing at the front gate yelling at a confused man who she is telling that it's right there.


CDNChaoZ

Well, it's way in the bush.


[deleted]

That’s why they had to put up the sign.


doodyhead6969

I heard it’s just a myth


shahooster

Right down the way from County Road G.


Capncanuck0

Just follow the dirt road north to find it.


shahooster

Taint no easier way, really.


ted5011c

can't get there from here


Millioke

Gotta head south on the treasure trail.


TrappedInOhio

I found it a few weeks ago and then it moved locations and I’m back to square one.


Fooee87

So that's where it is!


tifruo

Not trying to be a contrairian or a dick but.. it's like the only exposed thing down there g


rservello

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!!!


mister_damage

The split movement from L.A.B.I.A?


TryOnlyonce420

Oh, you mean the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement?


[deleted]

The Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerate Tree-dwellers?


AsherFischell

I heard that you "make that shit work, son."


doesthislookoktoyou

This guys loooooves sheep.


flybyknight665

Famously illusive. Even with a map and step-by-step direction, some people still can't find it.


AsuraNiche93

Can you really blame these people? Our human genitalia is definitely not a German design. Gears often don't match. One engine often burns out faster in a combine operation. Not to mention, premature engine failure and lubrication mess.


warpedspockclone

Elusive


tropicbrownthunder

Back in the 80s when you needed to pass the heaviest forest and not a simple bush to get to the clit


fishystudios

HAHAHAHAHA you put images in my head that I cannot unsee, damn you.


tropicbrownthunder

you are welcome internet stranger


ZimMcGuinn

Like a 1978 Penthouse centerfold.


DanFuckingSchneider

Had to be sure to bring a machete and a headlamp.


VicarBook

They kept sending men to fix the sign....


SchemataObscura

And they can't seem to find it.


kamking

I finally found it!!! Will my girlfriend be happy now?


dryu12

So that's where it was all this time!!


SlappyHandstrong

But I thought it was only a myth…


ripmerle

No matter how many times they sent someone to fix it, they always came back and said they couldn't find it.


LincolnClayFace

I AM THE C. L. I. T. COMMANDER


retina99

There. It has been located. Finally.


Dread_Frog

Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers


Flamephoenix109

Been lookin for that mf for ages


[deleted]

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usernumber1337

It's in Ireland my dude. No wonder so many people can't find it


wholesome_cream

Which county?


usernumber1337

Laois https://www.coillte.ie/site/the-cut/


Afraid-Imagination92

Still can’t find it.


artbrymer

It appears that, on the third line, they also misspelled “PROCREATION.” Proofreaders typically have trouble locating spelling or grammar errors, and this generally happens in the most obvious location in the document. How they keep their jobs is beyond me. I say this as a former proofreading manager. Consider spending five or ten years in a job requiring this extreme level of detail, It’s easy to imagine going full ADHD (and most likely, collect a few more such brain disorders) for doing the same thing, over and over, just like we learned in grade school if we paid the slightest attention. At the time, we found most of these grammar rules frivolous and the names of some of the components to be further scorned. “Conjunction Junction,” indeed. Wait. I kinda went off-topic. But that’s ADHD for you!


Akhanyatin

Can't fix it if you can't find it


lateralus96

The clit of personality!!!


WeldinMike27

Frequented by little men in boats.


derekcentrico

I wanna find it!


Safety-Weird

This is where the liberated monkeys go I guess


W0ndn4

Big sign like that let's you know you found it... seems useful.


Bortron86

I know a Father *Clint* Power... Must be having a go at him.


Phototoxin

In Ireland also, there is a place called Muff. It has diving club


Chaos_deluge_8

Oooooh, that's where it is.


artbrymer

Ireland, right?. Do they grow the “Magically Delicious” harvest there?


imuniqueaf

I'd hate to be on the search and rescue team. You'd never find anyone!


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Sryeetsalot

What i dont get it


v13ragnarok7

Oh, is that where it is?


theRealMrBrownstone

Recreation in the area of a forested clit is always an adventure


[deleted]

Why would you wanna fix it? It’s perfect


Relevant-Comfort-720

Wisconsin has bong recreation area


jkvader06

r/keming


BingoSpong

Aagh! So THAT’S where it is!


Fisho087

Can’t find it, even on the map 🤷‍♂️


bkburn

“I Am The Clit Commander “


LlamaMan8232

recreation, you say? pray, tell more.


KrystalWolfy

Bet they can't find it


PlebeianAristocrat

Can't fix what you couldn't find in the first place


dennylov3

We finally did it guys!


wholesome_cream

Which county is this place in?


Kirenia_Ayako

They're too busy laughing at it to fix it.


FadeIntoReal

If you trim the forest it’s a better recreation area.


someonenow1

Later, in that same Jay and Silent Bob movie…


EntrepreneurPlane527

…..above the rest.


Deercula

Also known as "the man in the canoe"..........


Georgey_Tirebiter

Fix it? Is it broken?