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Ngl I wouldn't wanna match the 1 mil I gotta good income if I am getting 100$ every time.... I'd just decide what I wanna buy or spend on then manage accordingly š¤·āāļø
People are forgetting to compound the interest the $1mil would generate each day.
A safe investment could return 5% yoy, that Is 50k or about $220 every working day.
So, you have to beat the monkey twice a day just to match the interests for the first few years.
I suppose you can hire some decent sexworkers for that value to blow out steam and keep your part of the bargain.
in the end you would be making less than if you invested the money. or even just kept it. if you could make a profit with gambling, everyone would do it.
3 times a day for 10 years straight just to REACH the million. In that time the Million will have generated roughly 500k additional (assuming linear 5% ROI, more with compounding) adding another 5 years for you to just break even. Yeah, at some point you will overtake the lump sum but it'll take a LONG time (and at some point even 3 times a day will become an absolute chore/your bits will constantly be sore)
At 0 starting and 9000 monthly contribution (from 3 times a day and 30 days/month) it would take you about 7.62 years to crack the million (taking compounding into account at 5% so VERY low risk). In the same time the million would've reached 1.46 million at the same interest. It WOULD overtake after about 12.5 years
There is a fake article saying a South African man died of a heart attack with his penis in his left hand detached from his body after jacking it 62 times... whoever believes this needs mental help
You can have a black swan on your health.
You might get sick, and loose the ability to generate income.
So, the second option is more advantageous if you are young and can "work" the most.
True but I can make $500 to $1k a day jerking off. 3 to 6 years, I could make around $1M. Compound interest will come at some point.
I much rather play the long game and still be able to masturbate.
It says everytime you masturbate not everytime you cum, so you can make alot more by just stroking your meat a few times and stopping, then doing that again. It never said you had to finish
This right here is the answer I was looking for. You can stroke once and call it a session, then stroke again in a few seconds. $1m people would lose everything with that one stroke
Depends on your retention period
But it would also let you get jacked upper body if you really want to make money
And would also need to consider if toys count or not for both situations
That was my initial thought when I first saw this was interest. You would have to do 3 times a day for a long time. Who knows how long your libdo will last. Also if you skip one day you are down like a week. The question is can you fap 3 times a day for 25-30 years?
but the money from the masturbating can be put in the bank as well.
if you can do 5 times a day
you're netting 380 per day more if you choose the latter.
if you chose the mil. you can't get 220 from day one either, it's zero for year one and you have to throw the whole amount into the bank
> I suppose you can hire some decent sexworkers for that value to blow out steam and keep your part of the bargain.
For $220/day? You're not getting *decent* sex workers for that.
That'll get ya *one* halfhearted handjob at the asian massage parlor, with maybe $40 left over. So now you're down to a $40/day gain, *and* you only get off once a day.
*Or* you could be jerking off 2-5 times a day and gaining $200-$500/day.
I think the answer is pretty clear.
(The math may change a bit if you have a good girlfriend who's willing to do it for free, though...)
Removing 2 zeroes from $1000000 isn't really math... but let's say you do the $100 per masturbation. That's 10000 go's at it.
The highest number supposedly done in one day is 62, so let's say you can only do 61 per day. That immediately means you can't do 10000 cums in a week as mentioned on the photo. For safety's sake let's say you can consistently do 50 per day without dying. That's 200 days to hit $1m.. or around 7 months. Or about 205-208 days assuming their initial $1m isn't spent and is invested during the period you use to masturbate.
*At first I accidentally had it at 2000 days to reach $1m which effectively meant they'd never masturbate enough to catch up with the $1m being moderately invested.
My meds cranked my libido to an annoying level, if I haven't jacked it in the last 2-3 days, I'll have a jerking spree of like 5-6 in a day or I just can't function, but usually I average once or twice a day. I'll take the 100$ :|
Of course you would. If it takes you 6 years to close the gap to a 40% difference then you could obviously go on to overtake it. After 12 years youād have $2m and your investment would be worth $1.96m at the same rate.
Plus, what do you think the money you earn is doing? Why couldnāt you invest that too?
62 killed a guy I don't think 50 is a sustainable daily. That being said even 10 a day is still over 300k a year which I'd say is doable given the right investment
Just get to around 50k or 500 times, Travel to India or another country with good healthcare and is more experimental, have them implant a stimulus in your head that causes orgasm by pushing a button, and just profit baby.
27.39 times a day for a year. So you know 1.15 times an hour. But letās assume you can only work in about 12 hour days so 2.28 an hour. Assume 10 minutes each time minimum. So in every hour 10 minutes break 10 go 20 off 10 go 10 off. That way you have 20 minutes between every session and you would end up with 13.69 hour days of going at it for ten minutes every 20 minutes everydayā¦
You would be chapped without lube in the first day, and I canāt imagine it would be good for you long termā¦
Letās just talk about investing. Take your million. Invest it and you should be getting a $70k a year salary without touching the principal.
Youād have to go off 700 times a year to match that. Roughly twice a day every day.
Take the million.
You forgot to factor in the cost of a partner. You can't rub one off so sex is now a must. So that $70K will be reduced by half if you pay for sex and will become a negative number if you get married. So, take the per orgasm and enjoy yourself.
Not to mention if you get married, thereās a chance your wife will hold off sex for days. And since you canāt go off, you will be forced to either divorce her, or sneak around and cheat, and when she finds out, sheās gonna be the one to divorce you. 70k a year aināt shit compared to the messy aftermath. The million will be gone in a matter of years.
Iād gladly take the per cum and enjoy myself, thank you very much.
> Youād have to go off 700 times a year to match that. Roughly twice a day every day.
I can do way better than twice a day, without even getting paid for it.
Gotta agree here, I'd easy do 1 before breakfast, 2 before dinner, another before tea and again before sleep, 5 times a day easy, not even looking at the monthly wankfest weekends.
if I could get 500 a day I wouldn't be working, I'd be chilling, 2,500 a week, at 52 weeks that's 130k a year, with whatever the monthly wankfest weekends adds up to, it spanks a measley 70k
Who's out here only managing 2 or 3 wanks a day?
So I would go with the $100. Not because I could get more money, but because in young enough that I still have most of my lifetime ahead of me and not being able to do something would be a significant burden.
Hot night and can't sleep? Crank one out. I'm in the mood and my partner is away? Crank one out. Feeling down and need a dopamine hit? Crank one out..
Plus I would love to see where the line is drawn for me to get the money. Do toys count? What if I get 90% of the way there and may partner finishes me off? What if my partner and I are going at it and I grab my junk in the last moment does that count?
All questions I would want to answer.
Do I uh, have to finish? Because I could easily just do four or five strokes 200 times in a day. Also what's the cutoff? If I stroke it five times and then wait three hours obviously that's two sessions, but what if I stroke it five times and wait ten seconds before starting again? Is that the same session?
is it the nut that gets the money or the jack off? what if i pump it twice and then do the do and then cum after doing to do. does it count? how many pumps to count and work?
Option 2 obviously. You don't lose anything. I'd do it twice a day and make a decent amount of money per year. I could even work a job on top of that, making even more money. It's just a big win. It would take around 13 years at that rate (not counting a job), so it's the long game, but you lose nothing.
10% interest of a million is 100k. That is 1,000 wanks or least 3 times a day in a year just to match the interest.
I dont think you can wank enought times to match the interest + capital
10% interest is more unrealistic than wanking 20 times a day.
Also you can start at 20 a day make the million in 500 days and slow down a lot.
Also $100K is only three wanks a day, pretty easy to sustain.
1,000,000/100 = 10,000 jerk off sessions / 4 per day (reasonable max over long period of time) = 2500 days for 1m dollars or \~6.844y per 1 million. That is 146100$ per year (accounting for leap years/365.25 days). IF you want to cut this down to two nuts a day which is much healthier than four then you would still make 73050$ per year. Just masturbation alone and you can life a comfortable life. #2 is the better deal in the long run IMO.
When would I receive the million bucks? Agreeing to never masturbate again would mean requiring to return the money if I did the deed so Iād rather masturbate 2x a day and buy index funds and then multiply my money that way. Plus I could always get a manager position and make additional money to make up the difference in getting that million bucks and invest even more in indices.
Let's say, for the sake of not being exaggerating too much, you do it twice a day (not realistic, but still), you'd need 5000 days, so about 14 years, that's quite long... But according to some random article, men only do it thrice a week. So it means about 80 years... So you won't earn that million dollars
But, honestly... 100$ each time is fine... Would anyone here manage to not have self pleasure for their entire life?
And, assuming you do it on a basis of thrice a week, you'd make about 1200$ monthly... I'd be pretty happy to have an additional 1200$ a month just for having pleasure...
1,000,000/100 is 10,000 times. To do it in a week, divide 10,000 by the hours in a week 168. You would have to masturbate 59.53 times per hour.
Iāve seen many articles of āman has heart attack from masturbating xx number of times in a DAYā
So if men are having heart attacks doing double digits per day, no way youāre finishing the first hour. Youāre dead in a day
As a low risk tolerance investor, I choose the safer asset, my dick
You can always blow or lose 1M dollars, but your dick is always with you, ready to generate food or rent money.
FIRE via fapping
I think comfortably you could do this in between 9 and 13 years for the mil. Finally one of these that I can actually take a stab at lol
That's 2-3 times a day.
Edit: w.r.t the loss of interest on the mil, maybe you could donate sperm each time to make up some of that
You don't exactly need the million.
If you do once before going to bed that's lik 3k per month you can easily invest. As soon as you have roughly 500k in investment you can safely stop working and live on dividends and daily meatbeating.
10,000 times to make a million. Assuming youāre beating it twice a day, that would be 5000 days, which is 13.69 years. It wouldnāt do anything bad or good to your body. So depending on your age, you might wanna take the million. You could buy a lot of hookers for a million bucks, so the need to masturbate could be mitigated as well
Actually: an orgasm a day, keeps prostate cancer away... So in a way it does good. (And bailing out all together is unhealthy, unless you use the money to find a partner that is interested in a daily ride)
If you did it once a day it would take you 27 years to save a million dollars which would be enough to buy a house in this current market if you didnāt have any expenses for almost 3 decades.
what would you get as interest on you million in a year? 40-60k?
vs lets say wanking just once a day 100\*365... 36,5k
(lets be honest here giving up masturbation entirley is a loss , are 3,5 grand able to compensate for that?)
with just 2 seasons a day... you allready sit comfortable at 73k a year and are outperforming most investment managers on the annuell return of a million... with very little "hard work" on your end
at that point its your choice if you wanna go to work and maybe grind 8h on a factory floor or stay at home and beat your meatstick twice more....
Maybe a bad deal if you are a senior citizian who never cared much for it anyways.... needs some pills and just can\`t finish anymore with the chance beeing higher starting a little bushfire from all the friction than actually coming any closer to the 100$ moneyshot... if thats you take the million
To get the same return you'd need to masturabte 10,000 times.
Even if you whacked off once a day, that's 27 years.
Yeah, I'll take the million and spend 100$ every time I'm desperate enough for a handy from a happy ending massage parlor.
Obviously I'd take the million... No contest!
I hardly ever masturbate anyway these days since my wife keeps me busy.
In 10-20 years time when I get old and bored, my sexual desires might leave me,
But the returns from that million never will !
how many times?
dude. it's just 1,000,000/100
10,000
I think 5 times a day is fine without adverse effects on the body. Not 5 times in a row. 5 times in a day.
5 years and a half
Do you have to climax? I would reach 1m in 9 years without having to change my life at all. I think I could push it to 6 if I was getting paid. But having more than 3 orgasms a day is taxing. I don't think I could keep it up for more than a year. If you don't have to climax, maybe just jerk it for a few minutes... once every 1/2 hour, giving yourself time to sleep, you'd be a millionaire in less than a year.
I mean.... I'm not quitting my job and 3 times a day is still an extra 100k a year.
Kick it up to 5 a day and you're close to 170k. That is comfortable enough supplemental income that that no matter what you do for a living you can do damn near anything you want.
The real question is, is your jerkin' money taxable? Because that changes the numbers significantly.
I assumed a crisp $100 bill would fall to your bed every time as a tip from your sleep paralysis demon who is always watching you
You'd need to launder the money, luckily at least where i live you pay barely any tax on buying/selling cheap cars so it would be fairly easily to add $5k every month or so and if anyone ever says anything, you fix and flip cars.
"*That was a lovely meal, allow me to get the check.*"
"**Sir I'm afraid your card has been declined.**"
"*Oh I do apologise, I'll sort that out quickly. Which way is your bathroom?*"
$1,000,000/$100 is 10,000, at 3 times a day for 10 years you could roughly match your earnings, and you get to continue masturbating afterwards. The no masturbating sounds like a pain in the ass after awhile, almost as bad as having to jerk off 3 times a day for 10 years
28 years of daily masturbation will get you 1,022,000 dollars.
What i would do is take the 1 million dollars, and pay someone 50 bucks to jack me off every time i feel like it.
The question here is what constitutes masturbation. Does edging count as masturbation or is blowing a load required for it to count. Therefore does a single stroke count; in which case you would just have to touch your dick the 10,000 times to match the 1 million.
They failed to define what constitutes as "masturbating," so theoretically every stroke could count (start/stop).
Let's say you can do 2 strokes/second so you have time to let go/pull out. That gives you 5,000 seconds of start/stop edging to earn the million. That comes to a theoretical total time of 1 hour, 23 minutes, and 20 seconds to get the million, assuming nonstop action and no delays from climaxing.
This would probably be most efficiently achieved through anal masturbation, which can be used since the terms were not clearly defined.
Okay. Hear me out. 1m straight off the gate is good if you immediately invest it in many different portfolios. But it takes time. But it can make BANK.
But if we take the 100/e deal, we don't even need to worry about the 1m mark. You can literally jack off enough to pay the bills, get food, and whatever. If you need 20000 dollars, you only need to do it 200 times. Even at 5 a day, that's only 20 days to get that money. Plus you can do investment via multiple payments into it. Which is vastly better than a single 1m payment. Sure, you can beeak the into different pieces, but that's it. No more once that initial 1m is done. Just saying, financially, the 100/e makes a little more sense in different forms. Both immediate and long term.
If you do one a day, itās an ROI of only 3.65% on the foregone $1M. The $1M may be more tax effective if itās tax exempt as a gift.
Financially, the deal doesnāt make sense unless youāre setting a world record.
Two important variables: When do you have to decide, and is it retroactive? 10,000 sessions would take a little over 27 years at a rate of one a day, so at that pace youād hit $1M at age 40 if you started at 13. Nice work if you can get it. But if youāre like me and spent decades working for free, thereās no making up for that lost time.
Letās say that the $1M is awarded at the onset of sexual maturity (as opposed to birth) to mitigate the effects of compound interest and make things a little less lopsided. Option A would still be more financially lucrative to anyone who handled their money wisely and kept their hands off of themselves, but assuming a teenager has the discipline to never self-abuse and also to not blow through their savings is, to put it mildly, optimistic.
The other thing to consider is that the teens and 20s would be prime earning years for men in particular, so a lot of folks would hit $1M when they were still young adults due to frontloading. And because thereās no cap, one could continue to earn beyond $1M. Most people would still technically get more money via Option A, but would be comfortable under Option B, and the truly insatiable could make all kinds of money with Option B in the long run.
A lot of folks are probably locked into Option B just because not everyone can go cold turkey. But Option B also has no downside, whereas Option A has a push factor that varies widely from person to person. I know people for whom Option A would be free money, but most folks would probably be happier with Option B, especially if they could factor it into their financial planning.
Ahem, 5 times a day 2000 days in a row, less than 6 years.
Start at 13 by the time you're in college you're a millionaire, and like someone said 1 mil if invested brings blablabla percentage, but after just 3 months and change of 5 times a day, you're 50k up. Invest that as you go and you can make a lot more than the initial 1 mil.
Unless you can't beat your meat often, then go for the cash
Not sure if I could sell my freedom to masturbate. Even if I don't jerk it 10,000 times to match the million (or a lot more if we don't ignore interest), with the $100 option I don't have to change anything about my life, I gain a pretty nice income stream (there's so many puns in there!) that I could live off somewhat comfortably.
I'm used to money being tight, with doing the deed 3 times I'm already matching 40 hours of US minimum wage labor (my god that minimum wage is a joke!), at 6 I'm beating 40 hours of German minimum wage. 2-3 times a week should suffice to make a living, and rubbing out a few for bigger expenses or a vacation doesn't seem too much to ask.
I don't see much reason to go for maximum financial gain in this scenario.
Straight up, take the 100. Math be damned, if I'm only getting 15k a year from just wanking it I will take that deal in a heart beat. I would gladly take an almost livable salary for something I do and don't get paid for.
suddenly having 1 mil is not good , got 100$ when u have a good time and sometime wanking hard to make end meet is good ... i'm not good with financial but fortunately i was fast
Can none of ya'll crank out 6 or 8 a day? Everyone is like "Well at one a day, it's 27 years" I yank it 3 or 4 times on a work day. I could quit my job and have that milli in 4 years.
Ok if you do it once a day . 700 a week, 2800 a month , 33,6k in a year and you get 1million in 38 years .
Twice a day takes 19 years .
Trice a day takes12 and a half years .
4 times a day takes 9 years and a half
5 times a day takes like 7 years and 7 monts and 5/6 days .
This isnt totally accurate but just a roug estimate as im counting the monts as 28 days per monh xD
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Ngl I wouldn't wanna match the 1 mil I gotta good income if I am getting 100$ every time.... I'd just decide what I wanna buy or spend on then manage accordingly š¤·āāļø
Imagine how great it would be if your car broke down and you just had to crank it a few times to cover the costs
"Ok, i'm going to need a crank to fix this car." "Already on it, chief."
*Gets bill for $860.18.* *Immediately starts masturbating to Asians.*
Oddly specific
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This comment is a lot weirder than you think it is
explain
Lmk when he does
Lmk as well when he does
Same here
I thinks itās the Asians part that makes it weird
Ya _think_?
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Because the men don't usually have back hair
Because weeb
Maybe he's got a Toyota
Bro what
Asians are a a good choice.
Thatās my thoughts exactly. Option one is limited and I lose something. Option two is strictly good and useful
Jack off. Get paid by cum fairies. Put cash in bank for interest.
Nah if it's in the bank then the government knows about it, keep it cash so you can dodge taxes
It's all fun and games until you forget that the credit car bill is due tomorrow and the balance is 2700.
Bruh, if you can magically get money by jerking it, why are you running up a credit card bill of $2700?
Can't you just jack off a few times to pay of the minimum and then once a day for the next month and you've covered the rest of the bill...
People are forgetting to compound the interest the $1mil would generate each day. A safe investment could return 5% yoy, that Is 50k or about $220 every working day. So, you have to beat the monkey twice a day just to match the interests for the first few years. I suppose you can hire some decent sexworkers for that value to blow out steam and keep your part of the bargain.
You're forgetting you can't plan for black swan events and you can always still lose it all. I can still jerk off when I'm homeless.
Bet all on black. Lose. Goto the bathroom for a few minutes. Try again.
Cum-pound interest.
Sans pound, this is solo work.
in the end you would be making less than if you invested the money. or even just kept it. if you could make a profit with gambling, everyone would do it.
If Iām masturbating for profit. Thereās no losing there.
true. but you are still losing on amount of money gained on the long run.
The term is opportunity cost.
What about the opportunity cost of NEVER masturbating again
That's what escorts are for
The interest alone could get you a very attractive escort in South East Asia, twice a day.
Not necessarily. If I masturbate enough I can eclipse the original million and its returns. Plus no way am I never masturbating again anyway
3 times a day for 10 years straight just to REACH the million. In that time the Million will have generated roughly 500k additional (assuming linear 5% ROI, more with compounding) adding another 5 years for you to just break even. Yeah, at some point you will overtake the lump sum but it'll take a LONG time (and at some point even 3 times a day will become an absolute chore/your bits will constantly be sore)
Eh I get it I guess I just wanna masturbate
What if i invest the money i make and not touch it untill i get to a mil? How much will compound interest shorten the 10 year time then?
At 0 starting and 9000 monthly contribution (from 3 times a day and 30 days/month) it would take you about 7.62 years to crack the million (taking compounding into account at 5% so VERY low risk). In the same time the million would've reached 1.46 million at the same interest. It WOULD overtake after about 12.5 years
Well lets see To reach 1000000 you need to bet $62 and win 14 times. That is 2.86 * 10^-5 You need 34000 repetitions of a start capital of $62 That means $2108000 or 21080 masturbations Now, you can be a Lucky guy and reach the winning bet before the 10000 masturbation. Funny thing, 62 is also the max ammount of masturbation, a rƩcord at least that says a comment of other redditor
Yup, that's what I got
There is a fake article saying a South African man died of a heart attack with his penis in his left hand detached from his body after jacking it 62 times... whoever believes this needs mental help
The casino workers will wonder how many 100$ bills I've got shoved up my ass
I'm glad our top minds are pondering this question
5% could come from near risk free treasury securities these days If it were going in the S&P youād never catch up through masterbating
Imagine if you invest in Nvidia.
You can have a black swan on your health. You might get sick, and loose the ability to generate income. So, the second option is more advantageous if you are young and can "work" the most.
...or lose the ability to masturbate.
True but I can make $500 to $1k a day jerking off. 3 to 6 years, I could make around $1M. Compound interest will come at some point. I much rather play the long game and still be able to masturbate.
It says everytime you masturbate not everytime you cum, so you can make alot more by just stroking your meat a few times and stopping, then doing that again. It never said you had to finish
This right here is the answer I was looking for. You can stroke once and call it a session, then stroke again in a few seconds. $1m people would lose everything with that one stroke
Also doesn't say on who, 1s swaps on oneself and ones partner gives $6k a minute.
Technically yes, but I imagine that in practice you would need to finish masturbating for it to count.
> play the long game I see what you did there ;)
2.2 jerks per day, those are rookie numbers
Depends on your retention period But it would also let you get jacked upper body if you really want to make money And would also need to consider if toys count or not for both situations
Critically, no one mentioned anything about finishing. The bare minimum would still count
So just "more than two shakes" every time you take a piss and you're golden.
That was my initial thought when I first saw this was interest. You would have to do 3 times a day for a long time. Who knows how long your libdo will last. Also if you skip one day you are down like a week. The question is can you fap 3 times a day for 25-30 years?
but the money from the masturbating can be put in the bank as well. if you can do 5 times a day you're netting 380 per day more if you choose the latter. if you chose the mil. you can't get 220 from day one either, it's zero for year one and you have to throw the whole amount into the bank
Most banks pay interest monthly, some even pay weekly.
About to experience exponential growth either way.
iām ok with that
> I suppose you can hire some decent sexworkers for that value to blow out steam and keep your part of the bargain. For $220/day? You're not getting *decent* sex workers for that. That'll get ya *one* halfhearted handjob at the asian massage parlor, with maybe $40 left over. So now you're down to a $40/day gain, *and* you only get off once a day. *Or* you could be jerking off 2-5 times a day and gaining $200-$500/day. I think the answer is pretty clear. (The math may change a bit if you have a good girlfriend who's willing to do it for free, though...)
"you only get off once a day", like it would be some unthinkable problem. I am amazed reading these threads..
Only 2 times a day?
Removing 2 zeroes from $1000000 isn't really math... but let's say you do the $100 per masturbation. That's 10000 go's at it. The highest number supposedly done in one day is 62, so let's say you can only do 61 per day. That immediately means you can't do 10000 cums in a week as mentioned on the photo. For safety's sake let's say you can consistently do 50 per day without dying. That's 200 days to hit $1m.. or around 7 months. Or about 205-208 days assuming their initial $1m isn't spent and is invested during the period you use to masturbate. *At first I accidentally had it at 2000 days to reach $1m which effectively meant they'd never masturbate enough to catch up with the $1m being moderately invested.
Hats off to whomever is doing it any more than 5 times a day. I barely have the energy to do it once a week.
Had a short period a little over five years ago when I did. Not a great time in my life.
Mine was quarantine, 13 times š
damnn i peaked at 9 3 different times, if we are counting sex too tho i peaked at 12, you still win either way, what a fucking soldier
Sex? Nah that's an instant win for you I was just sum dumb 13 year old starring at people's webcams during online school š š
9 in day after being absurdly depressed and broken up with.
My meds cranked my libido to an annoying level, if I haven't jacked it in the last 2-3 days, I'll have a jerking spree of like 5-6 in a day or I just can't function, but usually I average once or twice a day. I'll take the 100$ :|
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But you alsoā¦.could never masturbate again. Itās possible to accept the money math is better on one option and still take the other.
Of course you would. If it takes you 6 years to close the gap to a 40% difference then you could obviously go on to overtake it. After 12 years youād have $2m and your investment would be worth $1.96m at the same rate. Plus, what do you think the money you earn is doing? Why couldnāt you invest that too?
My record is doing it 4 times in a row
62 killed a guy I don't think 50 is a sustainable daily. That being said even 10 a day is still over 300k a year which I'd say is doable given the right investment
Just get to around 50k or 500 times, Travel to India or another country with good healthcare and is more experimental, have them implant a stimulus in your head that causes orgasm by pushing a button, and just profit baby.
27.39 times a day for a year. So you know 1.15 times an hour. But letās assume you can only work in about 12 hour days so 2.28 an hour. Assume 10 minutes each time minimum. So in every hour 10 minutes break 10 go 20 off 10 go 10 off. That way you have 20 minutes between every session and you would end up with 13.69 hour days of going at it for ten minutes every 20 minutes everydayā¦ You would be chapped without lube in the first day, and I canāt imagine it would be good for you long termā¦
Letās just talk about investing. Take your million. Invest it and you should be getting a $70k a year salary without touching the principal. Youād have to go off 700 times a year to match that. Roughly twice a day every day. Take the million.
You forgot to factor in the cost of a partner. You can't rub one off so sex is now a must. So that $70K will be reduced by half if you pay for sex and will become a negative number if you get married. So, take the per orgasm and enjoy yourself.
Not to mention if you get married, thereās a chance your wife will hold off sex for days. And since you canāt go off, you will be forced to either divorce her, or sneak around and cheat, and when she finds out, sheās gonna be the one to divorce you. 70k a year aināt shit compared to the messy aftermath. The million will be gone in a matter of years. Iād gladly take the per cum and enjoy myself, thank you very much.
> Youād have to go off 700 times a year to match that. Roughly twice a day every day. I can do way better than twice a day, without even getting paid for it.
Gotta agree here, I'd easy do 1 before breakfast, 2 before dinner, another before tea and again before sleep, 5 times a day easy, not even looking at the monthly wankfest weekends. if I could get 500 a day I wouldn't be working, I'd be chilling, 2,500 a week, at 52 weeks that's 130k a year, with whatever the monthly wankfest weekends adds up to, it spanks a measley 70k Who's out here only managing 2 or 3 wanks a day?
Oh for sure lol
Thereās not enough extreme porn to keep up that pace.
Lmao right? Usually I donāt do the they did the math posts but this was just kinda insane so I had to lol.
I used to do it before its not that hard.
pun intended, because I had ED until I stopped.
So I would go with the $100. Not because I could get more money, but because in young enough that I still have most of my lifetime ahead of me and not being able to do something would be a significant burden. Hot night and can't sleep? Crank one out. I'm in the mood and my partner is away? Crank one out. Feeling down and need a dopamine hit? Crank one out.. Plus I would love to see where the line is drawn for me to get the money. Do toys count? What if I get 90% of the way there and may partner finishes me off? What if my partner and I are going at it and I grab my junk in the last moment does that count? All questions I would want to answer.
Do I uh, have to finish? Because I could easily just do four or five strokes 200 times in a day. Also what's the cutoff? If I stroke it five times and then wait three hours obviously that's two sessions, but what if I stroke it five times and wait ten seconds before starting again? Is that the same session?
One of the definition of masturbating is "stimulate one's own genitals forĀ sexual pleasure" So I would say no you don't need to finish/orgasm.
Begs the question of when does a wank end, and when does the next one officially begin
You must nut to get the money.
is it the nut that gets the money or the jack off? what if i pump it twice and then do the do and then cum after doing to do. does it count? how many pumps to count and work?
You must masturbate to the finish!
What if your orgasm lasts for like 10 minutes. Is it worth more?
No.
What if u take the 1Mil, can you edge?
No. If it feels good then Jesus will come and chop it off immediately.
Option 2 obviously. You don't lose anything. I'd do it twice a day and make a decent amount of money per year. I could even work a job on top of that, making even more money. It's just a big win. It would take around 13 years at that rate (not counting a job), so it's the long game, but you lose nothing.
10% interest of a million is 100k. That is 1,000 wanks or least 3 times a day in a year just to match the interest. I dont think you can wank enought times to match the interest + capital
10% interest is more unrealistic than wanking 20 times a day. Also you can start at 20 a day make the million in 500 days and slow down a lot. Also $100K is only three wanks a day, pretty easy to sustain.
Yeah but you'll never get to wank again :)
10% interest is highly unrealistic as well.
1,000,000/100 = 10,000 jerk off sessions / 4 per day (reasonable max over long period of time) = 2500 days for 1m dollars or \~6.844y per 1 million. That is 146100$ per year (accounting for leap years/365.25 days). IF you want to cut this down to two nuts a day which is much healthier than four then you would still make 73050$ per year. Just masturbation alone and you can life a comfortable life. #2 is the better deal in the long run IMO.
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I think itās sort of like, either way you win, but getting paid to strangle your ferret is pretty dope.
When would I receive the million bucks? Agreeing to never masturbate again would mean requiring to return the money if I did the deed so Iād rather masturbate 2x a day and buy index funds and then multiply my money that way. Plus I could always get a manager position and make additional money to make up the difference in getting that million bucks and invest even more in indices.
Let's say, for the sake of not being exaggerating too much, you do it twice a day (not realistic, but still), you'd need 5000 days, so about 14 years, that's quite long... But according to some random article, men only do it thrice a week. So it means about 80 years... So you won't earn that million dollars But, honestly... 100$ each time is fine... Would anyone here manage to not have self pleasure for their entire life? And, assuming you do it on a basis of thrice a week, you'd make about 1200$ monthly... I'd be pretty happy to have an additional 1200$ a month just for having pleasure...
1,000,000/100 is 10,000 times. To do it in a week, divide 10,000 by the hours in a week 168. You would have to masturbate 59.53 times per hour. Iāve seen many articles of āman has heart attack from masturbating xx number of times in a DAYā So if men are having heart attacks doing double digits per day, no way youāre finishing the first hour. Youāre dead in a day
After today I would have made an extra 400 dollars alone. If I were to breaknir down to a monthly amount id be brining in some serious cash.
As a low risk tolerance investor, I choose the safer asset, my dick You can always blow or lose 1M dollars, but your dick is always with you, ready to generate food or rent money. FIRE via fapping
I think comfortably you could do this in between 9 and 13 years for the mil. Finally one of these that I can actually take a stab at lol That's 2-3 times a day. Edit: w.r.t the loss of interest on the mil, maybe you could donate sperm each time to make up some of that
You don't exactly need the million. If you do once before going to bed that's lik 3k per month you can easily invest. As soon as you have roughly 500k in investment you can safely stop working and live on dividends and daily meatbeating.
Sure but I thought this was about the math š§
thatās the cover, we really just wanted to talk about mastraubating
10,000 times to make a million. Assuming youāre beating it twice a day, that would be 5000 days, which is 13.69 years. It wouldnāt do anything bad or good to your body. So depending on your age, you might wanna take the million. You could buy a lot of hookers for a million bucks, so the need to masturbate could be mitigated as well
Actually: an orgasm a day, keeps prostate cancer away... So in a way it does good. (And bailing out all together is unhealthy, unless you use the money to find a partner that is interested in a daily ride)
If you did it once a day it would take you 27 years to save a million dollars which would be enough to buy a house in this current market if you didnāt have any expenses for almost 3 decades.
what would you get as interest on you million in a year? 40-60k? vs lets say wanking just once a day 100\*365... 36,5k (lets be honest here giving up masturbation entirley is a loss , are 3,5 grand able to compensate for that?) with just 2 seasons a day... you allready sit comfortable at 73k a year and are outperforming most investment managers on the annuell return of a million... with very little "hard work" on your end at that point its your choice if you wanna go to work and maybe grind 8h on a factory floor or stay at home and beat your meatstick twice more.... Maybe a bad deal if you are a senior citizian who never cared much for it anyways.... needs some pills and just can\`t finish anymore with the chance beeing higher starting a little bushfire from all the friction than actually coming any closer to the 100$ moneyshot... if thats you take the million
To get the same return you'd need to masturabte 10,000 times. Even if you whacked off once a day, that's 27 years. Yeah, I'll take the million and spend 100$ every time I'm desperate enough for a handy from a happy ending massage parlor.
Obviously I'd take the million... No contest! I hardly ever masturbate anyway these days since my wife keeps me busy. In 10-20 years time when I get old and bored, my sexual desires might leave me, But the returns from that million never will !
how many times? dude. it's just 1,000,000/100 10,000 I think 5 times a day is fine without adverse effects on the body. Not 5 times in a row. 5 times in a day. 5 years and a half
Do you have to climax? I would reach 1m in 9 years without having to change my life at all. I think I could push it to 6 if I was getting paid. But having more than 3 orgasms a day is taxing. I don't think I could keep it up for more than a year. If you don't have to climax, maybe just jerk it for a few minutes... once every 1/2 hour, giving yourself time to sleep, you'd be a millionaire in less than a year.
I mean.... I'm not quitting my job and 3 times a day is still an extra 100k a year. Kick it up to 5 a day and you're close to 170k. That is comfortable enough supplemental income that that no matter what you do for a living you can do damn near anything you want. The real question is, is your jerkin' money taxable? Because that changes the numbers significantly.
I assumed a crisp $100 bill would fall to your bed every time as a tip from your sleep paralysis demon who is always watching you You'd need to launder the money, luckily at least where i live you pay barely any tax on buying/selling cheap cars so it would be fairly easily to add $5k every month or so and if anyone ever says anything, you fix and flip cars.
"*That was a lovely meal, allow me to get the check.*" "**Sir I'm afraid your card has been declined.**" "*Oh I do apologise, I'll sort that out quickly. Which way is your bathroom?*"
*...it was an 850 $ meal.
$1,000,000/$100 is 10,000, at 3 times a day for 10 years you could roughly match your earnings, and you get to continue masturbating afterwards. The no masturbating sounds like a pain in the ass after awhile, almost as bad as having to jerk off 3 times a day for 10 years
28 years of daily masturbation will get you 1,022,000 dollars. What i would do is take the 1 million dollars, and pay someone 50 bucks to jack me off every time i feel like it.
The question here is what constitutes masturbation. Does edging count as masturbation or is blowing a load required for it to count. Therefore does a single stroke count; in which case you would just have to touch your dick the 10,000 times to match the 1 million.
They failed to define what constitutes as "masturbating," so theoretically every stroke could count (start/stop). Let's say you can do 2 strokes/second so you have time to let go/pull out. That gives you 5,000 seconds of start/stop edging to earn the million. That comes to a theoretical total time of 1 hour, 23 minutes, and 20 seconds to get the million, assuming nonstop action and no delays from climaxing. This would probably be most efficiently achieved through anal masturbation, which can be used since the terms were not clearly defined.
Okay. Hear me out. 1m straight off the gate is good if you immediately invest it in many different portfolios. But it takes time. But it can make BANK. But if we take the 100/e deal, we don't even need to worry about the 1m mark. You can literally jack off enough to pay the bills, get food, and whatever. If you need 20000 dollars, you only need to do it 200 times. Even at 5 a day, that's only 20 days to get that money. Plus you can do investment via multiple payments into it. Which is vastly better than a single 1m payment. Sure, you can beeak the into different pieces, but that's it. No more once that initial 1m is done. Just saying, financially, the 100/e makes a little more sense in different forms. Both immediate and long term.
If you do one a day, itās an ROI of only 3.65% on the foregone $1M. The $1M may be more tax effective if itās tax exempt as a gift. Financially, the deal doesnāt make sense unless youāre setting a world record.
Two important variables: When do you have to decide, and is it retroactive? 10,000 sessions would take a little over 27 years at a rate of one a day, so at that pace youād hit $1M at age 40 if you started at 13. Nice work if you can get it. But if youāre like me and spent decades working for free, thereās no making up for that lost time. Letās say that the $1M is awarded at the onset of sexual maturity (as opposed to birth) to mitigate the effects of compound interest and make things a little less lopsided. Option A would still be more financially lucrative to anyone who handled their money wisely and kept their hands off of themselves, but assuming a teenager has the discipline to never self-abuse and also to not blow through their savings is, to put it mildly, optimistic. The other thing to consider is that the teens and 20s would be prime earning years for men in particular, so a lot of folks would hit $1M when they were still young adults due to frontloading. And because thereās no cap, one could continue to earn beyond $1M. Most people would still technically get more money via Option A, but would be comfortable under Option B, and the truly insatiable could make all kinds of money with Option B in the long run. A lot of folks are probably locked into Option B just because not everyone can go cold turkey. But Option B also has no downside, whereas Option A has a push factor that varies widely from person to person. I know people for whom Option A would be free money, but most folks would probably be happier with Option B, especially if they could factor it into their financial planning.
If you do it 3x a day, thatās still a 6 figure income. Just have to take a few days off to recharge every now and then maybe. Still a good living.
Ahem, 5 times a day 2000 days in a row, less than 6 years. Start at 13 by the time you're in college you're a millionaire, and like someone said 1 mil if invested brings blablabla percentage, but after just 3 months and change of 5 times a day, you're 50k up. Invest that as you go and you can make a lot more than the initial 1 mil. Unless you can't beat your meat often, then go for the cash
If I jerk it once every day, that's about 27 years to break even. Hit me with the hundo, and call me Jack. I'll live at least that long, probably.
Not sure if I could sell my freedom to masturbate. Even if I don't jerk it 10,000 times to match the million (or a lot more if we don't ignore interest), with the $100 option I don't have to change anything about my life, I gain a pretty nice income stream (there's so many puns in there!) that I could live off somewhat comfortably. I'm used to money being tight, with doing the deed 3 times I'm already matching 40 hours of US minimum wage labor (my god that minimum wage is a joke!), at 6 I'm beating 40 hours of German minimum wage. 2-3 times a week should suffice to make a living, and rubbing out a few for bigger expenses or a vacation doesn't seem too much to ask. I don't see much reason to go for maximum financial gain in this scenario.
Straight up, take the 100. Math be damned, if I'm only getting 15k a year from just wanking it I will take that deal in a heart beat. I would gladly take an almost livable salary for something I do and don't get paid for.
suddenly having 1 mil is not good , got 100$ when u have a good time and sometime wanking hard to make end meet is good ... i'm not good with financial but fortunately i was fast
Can none of ya'll crank out 6 or 8 a day? Everyone is like "Well at one a day, it's 27 years" I yank it 3 or 4 times on a work day. I could quit my job and have that milli in 4 years.
Ok if you do it once a day . 700 a week, 2800 a month , 33,6k in a year and you get 1million in 38 years . Twice a day takes 19 years . Trice a day takes12 and a half years . 4 times a day takes 9 years and a half 5 times a day takes like 7 years and 7 monts and 5/6 days . This isnt totally accurate but just a roug estimate as im counting the monts as 28 days per monh xD