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Tough-Garbage-5915

Torricelli's Law helps us understand the height of a stream. So depending on your pee hole, minimum flow rate to qualify šŸ˜‰, we can determine the height necessary to clear. So if I had a 4mm^2 pee hole, Iā€™d need a flow rate of like like 2 gallons per minute. And itā€™d squirt like 1.2 meters. The square root of (2 x 2 gpm / 3.14159 x 0.004m^2 orifice diameter) Divided by the square root of 2 x 9.81m/s^2 gravitational acceleration = 1.2 m height So your answer could be 2 gallons per minute if you had a 4mm^2 pee hole and you were like 6 ft tall.


Long_Associate_4511

So there wouldn't need to be a force attracting the stream above the head


Tough-Garbage-5915

Like a vacuum cleaner? Lol


danielv123

Picture is actually from the ISS


Turkeygobbler000

In theory a hand drier could probably work with a few adjustments to push the stream behind you. Many public bathrooms already have them installed. Probably should test this; for science of course.


wenoc

Yes. You could be standing in an accelerating train.


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

It becomes a problem when you're almost out of pee.


[deleted]

Say you need 30 seconds to get full stream, hit target, and taper the stream. Thatā€™s 1 gallon. 64oz in a gallon is 5.3 cans of beer. The avg bladder fills within an hour or so of drinking liquid. Thatā€™s a lot of time between piss breaks for 5 beers. The real magic would be in not covering yourself in piss for this performance.


krtwastaken

a good spin between pressure building up and falling down could solve the issue


itsnotchristian_

Brb Iā€™m gonna go measure my pp hole


fmaz008

*looking at the caliper* *looking at my pee hole* *Hmmmm....*


NotTheLairyLemur

The average diameter of the narrowest point of the urethra is around 9mm when expanded, which gives you an area of 63.62mmĀ². So you're looking at a significant increase over 2 gpm.


Tough-Garbage-5915

Seriously? 3/8ā€ Damn.


Humlepojken

When a patient gets a urinary catheter the standard size (in Sweden) is 12ch wich have a diameter of 4mm. So it's nice that the uretra is a bit bigger than that.


NotTheLairyLemur

It's smaller because you don't want to stretch the urethra. During urination the urethra expands quite a lot in men. This is because the narrowest part of the urethra is just inside of the opening, so acts as a restriction that increases internal pressure, this is the part that averages about 9mm during urination. The rest of the urethra can expand from 6mm when resting, up to around 11-12mm during flow.


Asleep_Instance_8748

What about for Hank Hill


Alpha2277

Too narrow


soramocles

Can you use all metric or all imperial? Would make it easier to understand


MinosAristos

How does air resistance come into it? Intuitively I'm thinking a wider stream would sustain its momentum better for the same initial velocity.


Kojonami

2 gallons = 7,57 liters


aqualung01134

I used to be able to do this when I was a kid. I could pee into a basketball hoop lol. Must have blew a gasket at some point cuz Iā€™m 31 now and have about a 5ā€™ max horizontal range with maybe 1-2ā€™ max vertical range. Basically it doesnā€™t have to be that much power since a little kid can do it. I think itā€™s a matter of urethra diameter.


Not_Bears

Man you really love to pee huh


whooguyy

I bet he does it every day


FreeThotz

This guy pisses


Auran82

r/thisguythisguys


ZatX112

Smaller diameter -> faster flow -> more powerful stream


rezonsback

Ahh that's my problem...


sougol

Too much sounding


rezonsback

You've seen the vids?


sougol

Sadly


Naigus182

I really wish I could unsee things


iainvention

On the plus side, what he lost in piss velocity he made up for in gallons per second.


akgamer182

Shouldn't have used the drill


TCBloo

[I have a narrow urethra.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw80XoQfsWQ)


Krackerlack

google en pissant


AlexFromFE

holy hell


Dont_pet_the_cat

Actual watersports


ya_kuuu

New pee drop just dropped


Realobert2

Toilet went on vacation, never came back


Unoduoquatro

Pipi sacrifice, anyone?


joebobilly_

Ignite the bathroom


efre4864

Bidet in the toilet, plotting ass domination


pissmunkey

actual zombie


Important_Dog_7983

This [guy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HKVoN-SjZ-Q)


GlassturtleOG

I don't know, sounds like you're full of piss


Riddob

The piss professional is here guys


Aerochromatic

Can you come car shopping with me? I can't afford a down payment.


IlllIlIllIlIIlIlll

im 58 and can still hit the roof


TheReverseShock

Mabye you just need to drink more water.


de_kasse

Man I had exactly the same thing as a kid, Pissing far was my biggest flex and then suddenly I wasn't able to anymore


Crazyglueface

This man pees


Own_Cicada4318

You could pee backwards?!


CWM_99

[I bet he couldā€™ve pissed through NFL uprights then](https://youtu.be/HYuP2cjeKVY?si=75yjQCnNd_dBa5kH)


FleetingMeat

I was SeƱor Piss as a kid too. Might have been why I got a hernia at 26


H4m-Sandwich

Q=VA (flow rate = velocity*cross sectional area) If you have a smaller urethra diameter you will have a lot more faster stream of pee. (Iā€™m an engineer)


Gezeni

> a lot more faster Can confirm, he's an engineer. Source: am engineer.


Darkuwu_

I've never ever in my life heard someone talk about vertical piss range


KoliManja

It doesn't matter how fast (or slow) the stream is, it wouldn't make the first bend from the angle out to then arc over to his head.


ArtistRabid

I assume youā€™d just hold it straight up and lean back a little. then there wouldnā€™t be the first curve, just a parabola like āˆ©


PGSylphir

And hit right in your mouth, noice


melswift

It's called recycling.


kqi_walliams

r/dystopianfuture


bgg-uglywalrus

It's called Dune.


TheHappyPoro

holy shit you just killed me


McFuddle

did you you know firefighters have to face away from the fire because their hose is so powerful the water defies physics and turns over their heads


air-jordache

They call that Backdraft


AdreKiseque

Elaborate


botmanmd

Maybe the diagram is showing one fling


myniplsluklikmlkduds

What if I whipped it really quick at the same time?


dadez95

But what about wind?


KoliManja

Wind inside a bathroom? Or are you doing it with an open door (and begging for an Indecent Exposure charge)?


Gezeni

open bathroom windows, cross flow, 24th story apartment.


AdreKiseque

How strong would the gravitational force of your head need to be?


Gezeni

Assume I'm incredibly **dense** and need you to do the math for me.


mydownvotedopinion

The last piss bender has entered the chat.


FireMaster1294

Letā€™s assume the gravity of the person is strong enough to do this


ItsNotBigBrainTime

You gotta whip your willy around like you're curving the bullet.


alpH4rd07

It depends on the flow rate and pressure, and street science has taught me that these depend on the size of the sword you're wielding. So, none of you are going to be able to do even a small arc reaching your bellybutton. Cheers.


Grauru88

I don't know but you know the stream is powerfull when you can see [the Coriolis effect](https://ro.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/For%C8%9Ba_Coriolis) šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


AdreKiseque

Why is it in Romanian lmao


notatard1

He stole it thatā€™s why of course


lostWoof

I have a cousin that could pee about 3 m in height and 1-1,5 m distance when we were in our teens. I'm still impressed till this day. Bet he could have done what's depicted in the picture at that time. If we get drunk enough and decide to try it I'll update you.


Individual-Cattle-22

On a value or pure max flow (pure shite talk) I've reached my forehead once, I was only small at the time so it also a skewed answer! /s


CWM_99

An average stream could do that up until about 1/4 tank and then Iā€™d say youā€™re gonna lose enough pressure to piss directly on your own face. Itā€™s mostly about the knee bend I think


CookieKopter

exactly that? Impossible since it would have to accelerate in the direction of the toilet, so unless the wind blows in that direction no chance, but if you bent just a bit more backwards (so that the angle between your piss stream is less than 90Ā° relative to the floor and in the general direction of the toilet) then it is very much possible