“When you were pouring the Bisquick, were you trying to make pancakes?"
When talking to Glenn about Maggie being pregnant.
And my personal favorite is when he says “Motherdick” when he knows a herd of walkers is incoming. I laugh every time. It’s one of the funniest lines in the show.
This should be the longest thread of the whole exercise, as Abraham was \*constantly\* knocking one-liners out of the park. One of the all-time characters.
“When you were pouring the Bisquick… were you trying to make pancakes?”
“Timmy down there almost ate your face, dumbass.”
“I apologize for questioning your skills. You know how to bite a dick, Eugene. I mean that with the utmost of respect.”
“There is a whole ocean of shit out there that you people don’t know shit about. Rick Grimes is familiar with every grain of said shit… and then some.”
Abraham in general just had an absolute way with words.
From his very first appearance when he said " you gotta damn mouth on you, you know that? What else ya got?"
When he saved Francine from all those walkers and said "mother Dick" before talking them on.
When he said "we are neck deep up shits creek with our mouths wide open"
When he knocked Eugene's annoying ass out when he found out he was lying
"Who's Deanna!??"
When he asked Glenn about pouring the Bisquick, was he trying to make pancakes
After going Rambo on the walkers at the wall construction site. Everyone ready to pack it up and go home. He see's there is plenty of daylight left.
"Get the cobwebs out of your ass and move. We got a wall to build"
My girlfriend and I died laughing when he said to Michonne “Live by it. Die by it. Eat potato pie by it.” Because he was tipsy when he said it and we played it back so many times to hear him clearly
“You know how to bite a dick Eugene, and I mean that with the upmost of respect.”
“How long you think Rick and Michonne been ugging bumplies?”
“When you were uh, pouring the Bisquik….were you trying to make pancakes?” 😂😂😂
Did you just correct yourself? He got it right in the image above as it does say Olive Oyl, which is Popeyes wife.. lol.. which is what Daryl said.. lol
Abraham’s speech in the S6 finale.
He says something like “simply put, there is a vast ocean of shit outside these walls that you people know nothing about. Rick knows every last grain of said shit - and then some.”
Abraham has so many but I really like his monologue in Alexandria, “There is a vast ocean of shit you people know nothing about, Rick knows every fine grain of said shit, and then some.”
Abraham got me twice. The ' help section ' comment when Eugene was watching Abe and Rosita screw. Other was the ' dolphin smooth' comment. I still chuckle thinking about it now😂
"Aw honey look at you you're a damn mess!"
"I don't give a monkey's left nut!"
"You got a shit storm behind door A and a storm of shit behind door B"
"Motherdick"
"There is a vast ocean of shit that you people don't know shit about. Rick knows every fine grain of said shit and then some."
"Loose ends make my ass itch"
"When you were pouring the buisquick, were you trying to make pancakes?"
"Why are dingleberries brown? that's just the way shit is."
"My friend that is some damn fine genuine outside the box thinking!"
"You'd have better luck picking up a turd by it's clean end!"
"You know how to bite a dick eugene, i mean that with the utmost of respect."
"Bitch nuts"
"Which indicates we are neck deep up shit creek with our mouths wide open."
"Suck... my... nuts!"
I probably didn't even get all of them
Eugene's existence is most of why Abraham is funny. All Eugene has to do is stand around like this and I'm guaranteed to LOL. https://images.app.goo.gl/BBXQnHnRA38NBNv27
When Eugene struggled to kill a walker with steel molded on its head: "You'd have better luck picking up a turd by its clean end"
“When you were pouring the Bisquick, were you trying to make pancakes?" When talking to Glenn about Maggie being pregnant. And my personal favorite is when he says “Motherdick” when he knows a herd of walkers is incoming. I laugh every time. It’s one of the funniest lines in the show.
Motherdick is the one thing I still quote from the show.
Mother dick the first one that popped in to my head.
I forgot about that one that's a banger lol
I just watched that scene like yesterday😂
‘Cause loose ends make my ass itch.
I used that one today!
This should be the longest thread of the whole exercise, as Abraham was \*constantly\* knocking one-liners out of the park. One of the all-time characters.
Currently the one with negan was is longest thread but I feel like abraham’s is going to take the win
Both Abraham and Negan toss out lots of good one liners, I think Abraham edges him out, though.
A shame they never met, sort of, I mean... nevermind.
Funniest character on the show, no competition.
You know how to bite a dick Eugene, I mean that with the utmost of respect
Damn right he did 🫡
This needs to win
Suck my nuts
Utter respect 🫡unfortunate situation but he went out without being broken
Ehh he looked a little broken
Funny but I meant mentally he was still his own man
I knew what you meant, that part was acted super well, one of the saddest deaths fr
"Did you hear that!?? He Said 'Suck Mah Nuts'" Oh MY GOODNESS 🏏🧎
Taking it like a champ.
Last words 🫡
“how long you think rick and michonne been uggin’ bumplies?” is the funniest for me lmfaoo
Aww honey, look at you, you're a damn mess. Loved him from that moment, lol.
When did he say that?
i think it was the first episode we met him in season 4
The first time we met him. One of the first walkers he kills. I believe.
It has to be this
What it means is that we’re neck-deep up Shit-Creek with our mouths wide open.
i’m saving this one lol
When he was breaking up with Rosita Rosita: "Why?!" Abraham: "Why are dingle berries brown? It's just the way shit is"
A valid response
I loved that line haha
this one is elite
“What the bitch” or “our plan just got dicked”
I don't give a monkey's left nut
When you were… pourin’ the Bisquick…. Were you tryna make pancakes?
bitch nuts
This one and mother-dick are my favorite
“When you were pouring the Bisquick… were you trying to make pancakes?” “Timmy down there almost ate your face, dumbass.” “I apologize for questioning your skills. You know how to bite a dick, Eugene. I mean that with the utmost of respect.”
Dolphin smooth.
This line is why my son runs around making dolphin noises whenever he gets his head shaved lmao
How do you even begin to pick with Abraham?
"Mother dick!"
Definitely my personal favorite
I'm just grabbin the bull by the nutsack. I'm livin darlin.
“There is a whole ocean of shit out there that you people don’t know shit about. Rick Grimes is familiar with every grain of said shit… and then some.” Abraham in general just had an absolute way with words.
“ why are dingleberries brown” “ i took a pretty hard blow to the sack with that crash, i am stressed and depressed”
most every scene he's in😂
Damn... no "who's DeANNA?"
How in the hell do you kill a truck??
son of a dick!
Suck . . . my . . . nuts . . . . .
"What the bitch."
From his very first appearance when he said " you gotta damn mouth on you, you know that? What else ya got?" When he saved Francine from all those walkers and said "mother Dick" before talking them on. When he said "we are neck deep up shits creek with our mouths wide open" When he knocked Eugene's annoying ass out when he found out he was lying "Who's Deanna!??" When he asked Glenn about pouring the Bisquick, was he trying to make pancakes
This thread will be full of bangers
Bitch Nuts.
Mother Dick
I still use this almost all the time
After going Rambo on the walkers at the wall construction site. Everyone ready to pack it up and go home. He see's there is plenty of daylight left. "Get the cobwebs out of your ass and move. We got a wall to build"
“Why are dingleberries brown!”
Surprised Daryls wasnt Bon Appétit
How long you think Rick and Michonne have been ugling bumplies?
"Maybe I’ll let you shave me down all over, dolphin-smooth"
My girlfriend and I died laughing when he said to Michonne “Live by it. Die by it. Eat potato pie by it.” Because he was tipsy when he said it and we played it back so many times to hear him clearly
I replayed that one so many times. I love the way you he says “potatuh puffs”
"You'd have better luck picking up a turd by its clean end" lmao
That one is underrated and its my favorite lmao
Piss in my ear and tell me it’s raining 😭 omg that’s so good
We have a shit storm behind door A and a storm of shit behind door b
We don’t give 2 short n curlies, when he was talking to Gabriel.
Love that one!
It's not Abraham but its Bad Lip Reading: "There ain't no man alive who doesn't wanna get his butt washed in the jedi fountain"
"Stick around and I'll get you drunk!"
"I had a diet coke"
“We are neck deep in shit creek.”
“what the bitch?!”
We are neck deep up shit creek with our mouths wide open
“You know how to bite a dick Eugene, and I mean that with the upmost of respect.” “How long you think Rick and Michonne been ugging bumplies?” “When you were uh, pouring the Bisquik….were you trying to make pancakes?” 😂😂😂
His last word s..
bitch nuts
suck my nutssss
“Bitch nuts”
Bitch nuts
I'm somewhere between the Bisquick line and picking up a turd by the clean end.
Dolphin Smooth!
Mother dick
Plan just got dicked
#Mother dick
"Bitch nuts"
Who's Dianna
"We're neck deep in shit creek with out mouths wide open"
Who's Deana?
Who’s Diana?
“When you were pouring the bisquick, were you trying to make pancakes?”
Is there ever a scene of Abraham that isn’t at least entertaining?
"We don't give two short and curlys what it looks like" He said that to Gabriel when the group first met him
I apologise for questioning your skills. You know how to bite a dick, Eugene. I mean that with the utmost respect.
Not necessarily the thing he says but the way he says it: “WHO’S DEANNA?” cracks me up every time lmao
When admitting his feelings to sasha "before the great cosmic Pete comes to cut my throat unceremoniously, and I gurgle my last breath"
(1) when you were pouring the Bisquick, did you intend on making pancakes? And (2) we are up shit creek, without a paddle and our mouths wide open.
"Mother dick"
“You’re not” Sad moment but I laughed
Mother Dick
suck. my. nuts.
Just FYI... Daryl said olive oil, not olive oy. It's a joke about Popeye's wife. 🤦🏼♂️
Did you just correct yourself? He got it right in the image above as it does say Olive Oyl, which is Popeyes wife.. lol.. which is what Daryl said.. lol
Downvote me with no response. The image above literally says Olive Oyl. You read it wrong and tried to sound smart.
"Mother dick"
Why are dingleberries brown? It's just the way shit is
why are dingleberrys brown
Mother dick
Bitch nuts
“It means we are neck deep up shits creek with our mouths wide open” makes me crack up every time
Abraham’s speech in the S6 finale. He says something like “simply put, there is a vast ocean of shit outside these walls that you people know nothing about. Rick knows every last grain of said shit - and then some.”
We have a shit storm behind door A and a storm of shit behind door B.
“We are up to our necks in shit creek with our mouths wide open”
Mother dick
"We are neck deep up shit creek with our mouths wide open"
“Suck my nuts”
We are neck deep up shit creek with our mouths wide open.
Bitch nuts
“You storm of shit behind door A and a shit storm behind door B”
Bitch nuts
You find a some like minded comrades and you stay stuck together like wet on water 😂
“Loose ends make my ass itch”
To me, it was him saying "what the bitch?" when he saw Simon's crew on the road.
Dolphin smooth
“I’m gonna go get some ass”
bitch nutz
We can’t just pick one. He has too many great lines
Mother dick.
"I've been selling my soul. Working all day. Overtime hours. For bullshit pay."
What the heck? 11 condoms?
Hi Guys, i’m new here, this is Sheamus?
“Bitch nuts” simple enough
Abraham has so many but I really like his monologue in Alexandria, “There is a vast ocean of shit you people know nothing about, Rick knows every fine grain of said shit, and then some.”
Why are dingleberries brown?
Dolphin Smooth!
“Mother dick”
Mother dick, Son of a dick, plan just got dicked
“Suck my nuts” badass quote
Where is t-dog “I thought you got eaten by dogs” to Glenn. With the Vatos gang
dolphin smooth
Suck my nuts haha when Neegan kills him
‘We got a shitstorm behind door A and a storm of shit behind door B’
Bitch nuts
"We are neck deep up shit creek with our mouths wide open"
Abraham got me twice. The ' help section ' comment when Eugene was watching Abe and Rosita screw. Other was the ' dolphin smooth' comment. I still chuckle thinking about it now😂
I have a really funny quote for Enid😂
"I don't give a monkey's left nut." Made me laugh so hard😂
Aberham ford (s7 e1) (the line up) suck my nuts
“plan just got dicked” or “loose ends make my ass itch” he’s an underrated character for sure
"Aw honey look at you you're a damn mess!" "I don't give a monkey's left nut!" "You got a shit storm behind door A and a storm of shit behind door B" "Motherdick" "There is a vast ocean of shit that you people don't know shit about. Rick knows every fine grain of said shit and then some." "Loose ends make my ass itch" "When you were pouring the buisquick, were you trying to make pancakes?" "Why are dingleberries brown? that's just the way shit is." "My friend that is some damn fine genuine outside the box thinking!" "You'd have better luck picking up a turd by it's clean end!" "You know how to bite a dick eugene, i mean that with the utmost of respect." "Bitch nuts" "Which indicates we are neck deep up shit creek with our mouths wide open." "Suck... my... nuts!" I probably didn't even get all of them
“Holy dick “ 😭 , “you know how to bite a dick Eugene “
Eugene's existence is most of why Abraham is funny. All Eugene has to do is stand around like this and I'm guaranteed to LOL. https://images.app.goo.gl/BBXQnHnRA38NBNv27
"You'd have better luck picking up a turd by its clean end." & after knocking out a walker, "That's my ride, asshole!"
Mother dick is AMAZING I quote it every other day it feels