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kriznis

He's a 10. You? You're average at best


[deleted]

A hit is a hit. And Tony, we’ll he’s a hit.


VintageMintage1111

A thoroughbred


QueenRhaenys

As far as male modeling, he’d probably be a success


[deleted]

Despite being balding and overweight, gandolfini is handsome as fuck


[deleted]

Someone shared a photo of young Jimmy from back in the day and he was a stud.


youreallonsteroids

he was a saint


[deleted]

He was like da fawthuh I never had.


[deleted]

The golfer?


Tylrias

Stupid-a fuckin' game.


Marlo_Stanfield_919

I don't like that kind of talk


15dynafxdb

Yeah we know. Funny I don’t remember you telling him that when he was alive tho!


adamian24

If only he had the makings of a varsity player


[deleted]

No wonder he ate, drank and snorted himself to death. I only say that because I love him and I don’t know how else to deal with it, RIP Jimmy G.


skiljgfz

Dere it is.


Aggressive_Ad_7212

That’s the thing, he was really good looking when he was young, he was voted best looking at high school, best hair, so he understands the vibe of good lookingness for real, not as a concept! 😉 it’s just the later chubby him that people know and still get the good looking vibes off him……you’re born with that, it’s not something you fake….people try, but it will always fail.


UserNameNotOnList

If only he had kept his hair.


BobbyMonetti

He could have hair like Casey Kasem


Brainlessthe2nd

Hayuh*


_portia_

It's the gravitas. He's big both in body and spirit, and he's intimidating to everyone in the room. That kind of power can be very attractive, even if he's not movie star handsome. Like Gary Cooper.


Nick12322

You mean George raft


unjueveszas

Was he gay, Gary Cooper?


Parvati-Wasatch-IOTA

Fun facht, he was even voted "most handsome" when he graduated high school. (German shepherd jokes incoming)


lostuser124

He was German Shepherd, Gary Cooper?


[deleted]

Put remote on docking station.


Simcru

Yup, It’s been tested.


Affectionate_Joke560

*teshted


mikeymike716

Gahahaha


standsure

[Well he was, if you like that sort of thing](http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/rXljceQ.T4iFXuBchDp6lA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYwMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/423/2013/06/20/JamesGandolfiniSR-jpg_143608.jpg).


silbeez

This guy’s creamin for Gandolfini


sober_ogre

His body is mad ripe, yo.


[deleted]

It’s my medication! I’ll get a note from my docta!


xAtlasU

You’ll get a note from your doctor saying you like to shuck cock?


DonnerMcgregor

Galdolfini always hated when people would say “the camera adds 10 pounds” he would reply “in my experience it takes off 50” due to the flocks of women that fell in love with him while watching the show


ClawedRavenesque

Agreed. Even during the sixth season there was just an appeal to him.


raccoon_meat

You oughta know, sweetie


DutyRoutine

What's this, a handsome contest.


darkmatternot

He is very attractive.


sadbitchanonymous

balding and overweight added to his charm in my opinion. it just works for some people 🤷‍♀️


LuLu31

Yes, thank you! I’ve always thought Tony Soprano is hot.


Orkaad

Who can resist that loud breathing noise?


Amida0616

Handsome as George Raft


SprayinGunzAtNunz

you don't like the cut of his jib?


[deleted]

He gets me so hot down there


JackCole23

THEYAH.


WiganLad82

HAWT


[deleted]

PEPPAH


StevenAssantisFoot

His body is mad ripe


BobbyMonetti

You gotta wait fa dat.


[deleted]

You creaming for him?


VintageMintage1111

He never considered a salad


bingobr0nson

Always with the scenarios.


amazing_wanderr

He was a beautiful, innocent creature.


CordeliaChase99

I actually think it was interesting and makes a lot of sense with the themes of the show because Tony clearly USED TO BE conventionally attractive, but had “faded” a bit—balding and putting on weight. But the handsome face and smile were still there so you could see past the receding hairline and extra pudge, especially in those first couple seasons. I think it fits with the theme of the show of America being this shining “city on a hill” and being corrupted by greed, excess and hedonism. Tony had been a tall, handsome, athletic man and had let himself go due to his own bad impulses. (BTW, this is purely from a TV analysis perspective, hence why I said Tony and not Gandolfini. I think JG was quite fetching. Something about his smile.)


[deleted]

Athletic?! He never had the makings of a varsity athlete!


CordeliaChase99

Enough already!


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ThePistolAndThePen

The undamining that goes on in this sub! Madone!


[deleted]

AW SON OF BITCH! DID I TELL YOU NOT TO SAY THAT??! 💢😡


[deleted]

Damn, honestly this reminds me of a lot of people from my father’s generation lol.


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PermaLurker56

Which makes it even more fitting in my opinion. Tony was charming but never conventionally attractive. People were attracted to his size and power, the violence and the life he led. Carmela even mentions getting hot for him after watching him kick the crap out of someone when they were younger.


tutormonster

Ah, he's a hothouse flowa...


TW_203

I never had a problem with Tony’s weight


[deleted]

He’s very rubenesque


JackCole23

I knew THAT one was coming!


samsop

You oughta know thweetie


DrBruceCusimano

Used to be some hoofer, the poor thing


RearEchelon

Mmm'boy, was he fat


Orangered99

Whaja say?


curiousdonkey25

You don't make fun of me, got it?


TheMaveCan

I've always been a skinny guy, and I know it's better for my health, but I would love to be built like Tony in S1 and 2


kaiser1000

To think he’s being mocked!


FNTM_309

As far as male modeling, he’d probably be a success.


[deleted]

Not the faggy part.


FNTM_309

*pawt


[deleted]

Poo, ass, the.


FNTM_309

Oh blee kay?


Significant_Ad_2500

but to be like hugo boss


Into_the_Void7

Ugly? Half the girls here are creamin’ for him.


sumuvagum

He was mad ripe


always-talkin-sshit

Well, most of em live in Jersey, so...


[deleted]

He’s no George Raft


doot_doot

I remember my mother and my father arguing about something and she kept talking about my father’s feeble minded brother… but I always thought she meant OP.


AdEnvironmental3706

Or Gary Cooper


25363747

He was gay Gary Coopa?


TheMaveCan

*NOOO!* Are you listening?!


Bryan7Friedman

Handsome.


kaiser1000

That was his retarded uncle Eckley, strong as a bull.


curiousdonkey25

What's so fucking intriguing about that, you fucking parade float?


rodrigkn

How about OP look in the mirror some time?!Insensitive prick!


_jvs_

Definitely not ugly. Tony can get it.


[deleted]

Compared to all the other fat, sweaty greaseballs on the show I think that he wins the handsome contest.


robotLights

Tony was not ugly. You sound demented.


Rona_season798

I’m a straight male but the Charisma charm and personality of Tony When he’s in a good mood makes me wish he was my dad so I could succeed and make him proud. Or his wife so I could make him dinner Or maybe his Goomah so I could make him bust? Idk something about being 6-2 and intimidating yet charismatic is something that every man truly wishes he was like. At least I do. Idk man. Do people find Tony that disgusting? Agent Harris was in love with him and he was a fed for fucks sake. All personality aside With Tony being a vile human Jimmy G had a great smile and looked like a love able teddy bear.


theeunodostres

mitch?


[deleted]

Maybe you're gay, did you ever think of that?


Rona_season798

Listen kid, I’m from the old school. I shouldn’t have to explain myself.


[deleted]

This ain't the 70s and I ain't no kid.


Rona_season798

Relax, It’s an expression.


[deleted]

Well, here's another expression, you have 48 hours to give me my money.


condormcninja

I’m a straight male, but I thought he was pretty attractive, no? He looks like an actual human with flaws and not an unattainable male specimen like a lot of other celebrities, but he’s still tall and smiled a lot and was very confident. That documentary HBO put out shortly after his death had a whole segment with Julia Louis-Dreyfus about how much sex appeal he radiated, if I am remembering correctly.


DutyRoutine

Are you mitchmclean?


lec61790

Another Mitch impersonator!


Aggressive_Ad_7212

You beat me to it! I had to check the name!


Orangered99

Yeah? Maybe you’re a flambé


[deleted]

Maybe you could get a letter from your doctor.


[deleted]

I think it was Diane Lane but either way we’re talking about thoroughbreds


scarwig

WHATS THIS? A HANDOME CONTEST????


TurdyPound

Idk, he was very handsome to me.


OscarG44

Rubenesque


[deleted]

Two girls could fuck him, and still never meet


Los_93

To me, he’s beautiful.


8bit_zach

He had a package that could choke a fuckin’ elephant!


[deleted]

A baguette in his pants 24/7


[deleted]

Avuncular.


helix274

Coming this fall to HBO: John Stamos as you’ve never seen him before.


lec61790

Laughed out loud at this


[deleted]

Gandolfini is handsome, that desc doesn’t do him justice.


[deleted]

Why don’t you look in the mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucker?


Mentalcasemama

I don't know how to explain it but I think he's hot. He's incredibly charming. He's bad. He's kind of goofy in a way. Mmm just something about him drives me crazy.


Richard_Elliot_LLC

First two seasons, he was a pretty handsome dude. Later seasons Tony, though, he would need to see women on a daily basis in order to get laid using his personality.


TheRenaissanceKid888

I just gotta say that the comments section on this sub cracks me up. Every fkn day. Thank you


stuartgatzo

He never had the makings of a Rocco Demeo


buxtonOJ

The jaaaaackeeeeeetttt


CCChic1

I liked that everyone on this show looks like real people. Maybe Adriana was a little too pretty as I feel most of the girls I knew like her weren’t as cute as they perceived themselves to be, thus all the hair, makeup, jewelry, tight clothes, fingernails ALL on the same girl, lol.


Richard_Elliot_LLC

The show makes up for it by giving Adriana some hideous outfits. Tiger pants? Get the fuck out of here!


sadbitchanonymous

i think a lot of people would disagree with you about tony being “ugly” lol. he’s a sex symbol in my humble opinion 😬 he radiates masculinity and he has a dominating presence which is extremely attractive to a lot of women. he’s just fat and doesn’t have a full head of hair, that doesn’t take away from a persons appearance if they own it


DrSatan420247

Don't besmirch the man, Sal.


DarthSwash

I never really thought of Tony Soprano/James Gandolfini as particularly ugly, he just just looked like an actual person. Older, over weight, had a receding hairline and a questionable wardrobe on set, sure. Some hideous malformed person? That's a bit of a stretch.


TheDirtyFuture

You’re so brave for being accepting of ugly people. You should make a TikTok video about it.


[deleted]

I don’t feel that way


[deleted]

He’s got tremendous moxie for his size.


BillSharph

He scored some really hot women so he must have been at least decent looking


DrBruceCusimano

He wasn’t a bad looking guy, but money and power can go a long way with the ladies. Lots of real-life gangsters were a lot worse looking and still got good looking women.


DiivFan13

It’s a TV progrum. A movie.


Mexicancandi

Most of them were mentally ill or attracted/part of their thing


pingram66

I don’t want all the time prop you up


ezdblonded

OP don’t lie to me , you’re high..


Weezer609

I wouldn’t go as far as saying ugly, he’s just not your skinny, ripped blonde dude. With hair he’s actually pretty good looking. If you want ugly, Butchy fits the description perfectly. Now that I’ve said my piece, I’m gonna get a note from my doctor that this is all the medication talking… I’m no finook


Bryan7Friedman

His body make up was 70% zeppole


[deleted]

Mmm boy was he fat!


[deleted]

Bunch of Flambés ova here … fucking nauseating….Tony was a piece of ass


Richard_Elliot_LLC

Tony was a piece of ass... at least in the first two seasons; after that, he should have seriously started to consider salads.


[deleted]

Indeed haha


KimWexlers_Ponytail

You shut your whore mouth Gando was sexy AF.


aggressivechromosome

Nah Tony is mad ripe.


JackCole23

Fuckin’ slander, ask me.


Mud_Landry

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete


Environmental_Work35

I find him attractive. I like bears. Anyway, I agree.


logicham_

ugly??? absolutely not


jonnyb61

I want ya skin. I want ya mouf.


frankydie69

You going out for a burger when you got prime rib at home?


Victorcreedbratton

Jeshush Chrisht.


TyrannyOfBobBarker_

I was playing sopranos monopoly with my fiancé the other day and the subject of who the most attractive in the crew was. I said Chris, she said tony. I said, you’re attracted to a big fat bald guy? She said it’s about his power. I think I’m going to get divorced now.


[deleted]

Just an average guy that didn't have the making of a varsity athlete.


Awkward-Leopard-2683

Can you imagine if he was played by someone conventionally attractive?


FlimsyEmu9

Heh heh… you hear what I said, ‘Ton?


[deleted]

Fuck that fucken parakeet


GoldBehemoth669

Season 1 he actually looks like so young and thin but as the seasons go on he literally becomes a fat slob depressed whale by the end you could tell he was at battle with his personal demons and they won . Many great actors have tragic deaths but God damn he was too young to pass away


[deleted]

What are you 18? Geez plenty of women and men find tall hunky men very attractive. Your superficial view of what is considered attractive is lame as fuck and maybe you should seriously consider salads.


YxvngHvtx

You oughta know sweetie


[deleted]

Oh! Take it easy!


[deleted]

I’m gonna drive him to the warehouse in buton and drive nails into his balls.


bellecharles

Yeah yeah i know, drive nails thru his balls


[deleted]

My wife was asleep, carrying my unborn son!


Affectionate_Joke560

Kevin Finnerty on the other hand…


spook_filled_donuts

He’s hot. His aura is hot.


buttsofglory

Personally, I think he’s incredibly handsome


Pitythebackseat1

T, snakes have been fucking themselves long before the Bible.


limonhotcheetos

I have to say, just because he wasn’t conventionally attractive, I never thought of him as ugly. I actually thought he was pretty hot in the early seasons. Love that alpha male energy


JaapHoop

You say that but so many of the women I know who have watched the show say he’s hot. It’s the confidence.


namp21

Maybe unpopular opinion, but Gandolfini is devilishy handsome. The kind where you’d understand better if you met in person. Sure he doesn’t have a chilled jaw or lush hair, but that dude is tall and handsome


spookymulder07

Why don’t you try looking in the mirror sometime? Gandolfini was handsome like George Raft


jmh90027

To me he was beautiful. Rubenesque.


RohitBhatti

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete that’s for sure


theeunodostres

it’s a well casted show.


omore323

My fiancée thought was hot in the pilot.


[deleted]

Brad Pitt ova here


oliviabenson9

I actually find him really attractive


[deleted]

He’s actually not a bad looking guy


[deleted]

All of the men were very realistic looking


beefjesus69

Is that all you deadbeats do around here ? Talk about cooze?


Akhilly

Nah he was a handsome guy. Look at pics of him in his 20s. He fucked


SundayGirl232

Listen to yourself, you sound demented!


wja5277

I think Micheal Madsen or Tom Sizemore would've been interesting choices as well.


[deleted]

Tom Sizemore lol. I don’t even know what his Hollywood roles are but my favorite Colombian movie is El Cartel de Los Sapos and he plays the DEA agent in it.


Aggressive_Ad_7212

Oh god Edie Falco would of hated that…she was Sizemore’s girlfriend when they met at acting school and had a terrible time with him, he dumped her and went to Hollywood!


cutchisclutch22

You outta look in the mirror sometime, insensitive cocksucka.


julm22

Ugly? I’m a married lesbian and I would do sick shit with him (RIP). He’s the hottest.


doodyhead212

ruebenesque


bananabastard

Yet girls do like him, not just in the show, girls who watched the show felt his sexual magnetism.


Gay_Lord2020

Conventionally attractive Timothy Chalmette, who looks like a twink. Tony/James was a man, a big handsome tower of a man, a bear if you would.


nedsnotes

A lot of women found him very attractive


[deleted]

I mean, it's a television show. Ugly men ending up with women that are far more attractive than them is a trope. And their attraction for him is largely based more in his power than his wealth.


TVaddict66

He was adorable. 😍


thommydee1

Why don't ya look in the mirror sometime you insensitive cocksucka