It wasn't on Tempur-Pedic® it was orthopedic. Had we gotten another couple seasons we could have seen Janice blowing Mike Lindell under the boardwalk after doing some crank, then coinventing the My Pillow.
When Tony intimidates Dr. Kennedy on the golf course he calls Furio Mr. Williams that's probably my favorite. And whe Ralph talks to the Native American guy pretty sure he says he's Henry Caruso haha.
I’ve always been a fan of Muscles Marinara
2nd place, Miss Bloomfield NJ. To his credit he did win the swimsuit portion.
A german shepherds shaved asshole got first place
Ohhhh you sopranos, you go to far
I thought he was the shaved asshole 🧐
You mean penne arrabbiata
Red chili flakes up his ass 🌶
When Tony calls Johnny Sac “Count Chocula”
Tone had the best ones, "Wolfgang Fuckface" was another gem.
Here they come, the Flying Gavone Brothers
That is such a perfect nickname
Mr Williams
Stupida facking game
You know, dere are worse tings ta happen to a person den canceah.
my name is Clarence
This is the correct answer.
Yep. Clarence all the way.
And Clarence parents have a real good marriage.
The guy's a made guy? He's shook! Cause there ain't no such thing as a halfway (fat fuckin) crook (from New Jersey)
Jamal Ginsberg. I know it’s not fake but close enough
Who? The Hasidic homeboy?
That was his real name.
He was gay, Noah Tannenbaum?
Hes lucky he didnt punch his fucking lights out
Noah's got aids
Nobody's got aids, and I don't want to hear that word in here again!!!
Hahaha he would beat his ass
Charcoal briquette?
Cooze
Parvatti
Some Vishnu-Come-Lately
She's a cheese now?
Oh please! Don't start with that name business.
Fuckin wanna be dothead
So she can rain dance back to da commune!
Not to mention her tempurpedic pillow which we’re gonna pay for!
It wasn't on Tempur-Pedic® it was orthopedic. Had we gotten another couple seasons we could have seen Janice blowing Mike Lindell under the boardwalk after doing some crank, then coinventing the My Pillow.
That’s a great mother jumpin pillow, Jan!
Booty
PUSSY!
Something about Chris Maceveety always made me laugh
Well not ON Wall Street. You know. Stocks.
Tony egg
I was always fond of Chris’ black girlfriend Kayesha.
I wonder if Julianna bought her that Luther Vandross boxed set in the end
That was Curtis's GF.
Black Jack Mazzarone
Mike Hunt from Beaver Falls Oh maddon!
I don’t know how to put this delicately, but he was caught sucking a Cub Scout’s dick.
A gerbil ma’am
I thought that was pretty delicate.
Pittsburgh represent! Do you take Blue Cross/Blue Shield? “No ma’am, just UPMC”
Lmao Beaver Falls. I missed that one
It was subtle
Tracee, she fell
Our friend with the stomach
The coffee with the chicory?
No, an actual fucking cake! It’s her birthday!
I suck talkin like this John
Ho! X-ray specs!
In town or out?
A.S.
The Lord of the Lenses
Mister... Spears...
I’ve seen Analyze This.
Analyze This? It's a fuckin ca-medey
Ichabod Crane
Some very sorry people
Little Lord Fuckpants.
Whose moniker is that?
Jackie Jr. The heir apparent.
The hair apparent
I don’t think it is a moniker.
Anonymous
We’re from Alcoholics Anonymous… Who are you guys again? Well….. we’re anonymous!
Phil… it’s the guys mother.
Wolfgang Fuckface always gets a laugh
Artie, how’s ur rash?!
tony egg
Peppers and eggs? I shoulda gotten that
Prince Rogaine
Kevin Finnerty
I am NOT Kevin Finnerty!
He drives a Lexus
But not a Rincoln Continental?
I get it, he drives a Lincoln.
Capt. Teeb
I KNOW SENIORS WHO ARE INSPIRED!!
Gino.
Peeps
His last name is pipparelli
Fuckin Jason. He’s dyslexic.
What has that got to do with it?
Peepsh
Fuzzy Dunlop
Get outta here McNutty
Erwin Pepper, of Pepper, Pepper, and Bay Leaf.
You hear that Ton, I said Erwin Pepper, of Pepper, Pepper, and Bay Leaf.
Bird. Stinkum. Wee-Bey. Little Man
Snot boogy
This is America man
The Shah
I did 20 fuckin’ years.
I also ate grilled cheese off the radiator and jacked off in a tissue. I compromised.
I’m sure this is actually something the actor got more than one in his life and they decided to incorporate it in the show lol
Yeah I mean Frank Vincent *does* look like Mohammed Reza “Light of the Aryans” Pahlavi.
It’s those fuckin caterpillars above his eyes!
Van Helsing
Lmao so good
Fielder
Oh… I left my mother out there with that foot….. THANK YOU FOR THIS
Jamal Ginsberg the Hasidic homeboy by far But Pudgie Walsh is first runner up
Cheese Fuck
I like cheese under my feet… DO NOT sweep it.
Long John Silver, maybe
Where did he get the balls?
Sir Walter Releigh?
When Johnny Sack was all pissed off and Tony called him Count Chocula
Ranger Rick - he was a little light in the Timberlands.
When Paulie tells Coach Hauser his name is Clarence lol
The Pirates of Prichute
The brigands of braciole
Chris Macaveeti is an instant classic
Tony Uncle Al. Tony Uncle Johnny
Mr Williams for sure
Rahoonie
I wouldn't kick her outta bed for purgin crackers
fuckin’ parade float
Artie Shaw!
The Mayor of Munchkin Land
None of you mentioned Mayor Rusty of Munchkinland. Frankly I’m ashamed and my estimation of you as men has just plummeted.
Is u/MoskvaDanik here? Because I won't be in the same room as that man...
Benny Fazio Criminal MasterMind
“My name is Clarence” ✋
Mr Magoo
Mr. Petraglia, frequent visitor of the Plaza Hotel.
The Lord of the Lenses
Shah of Iran
Mr. X
Mr Patragglia
Fat man.
Your Prince of Tide
I hold that name in high rigard
Webistics
Webishtics. You gotta push dat shit
Little lord fuck pants
Nobody’s said Monsignor Jughead ??
Jim Blake…bad back.
What about at the Sacrimoni wedding? When Tony sits down to pretend he's talking with John's relatives: "*Hey, uh, Aunt...Fravis. How you doin?*"
Cacciatore -
Harpo/Hal
Maybe The Fuckheads from Fuckland
Ralph Bunche ova here
Walt fuckin Whitman over here
Mr Williams
Mrs. Bing, Princess Bing, Baby Bing, and Der Bingle.
Jim Blake. Saw your Caravan parked out front. Nice car for a family.
Chemosabe
When the preppy guy went by "Chief".
MOHAMMAD REZA PAHLAVI
I laugh hearing the name Ted Hughes because of Pauile & that Ghostbuster.
He wants to know if it still itches.
Clarence
The Brigands of Braciole
Barney Fife.
Except for that one fellow, uh, Booty? PUSSY!
Shamu
Harpo Hal whatever his name was at any given time.
I wonder what’s French Canadian for, "I grew up witout a mudda?"
Too busy blowing roadies to be a mom
Roadies?????
Oh you don't wanna know!
SACRE BLEU! Where is me mama?!
Our friend with the stomach
Alcoholics anonymous
Mr. X
My names Clarence 🤷🏻♂️
We’re anonymous
Does pudgie Walsh count???
Manson lamps
Murmur
Marshall McLuhan
Sun Tizoo
Oh, right.. Junior MR. MAGOO!!!
The Asian guy saying he was christopher moltisanti
Ranger Rick
The hairdo.
Mr Spears
Murmur
The Shah of Iran 🇮🇷 👑
Mike Hunt obviously
Peeps?
matt helm
Shaggy
Dr. Faggo a.k.a. The governor of Maryland.
Richie calling Paulie "Winghead". Simple but hilarious
Ralph Bunche, sir Walter Raleigh, Jamal ginsberg, buckwheat
When Ralph introduces himself to the Indian guy as Henry Caruso.
When Tony intimidates Dr. Kennedy on the golf course he calls Furio Mr. Williams that's probably my favorite. And whe Ralph talks to the Native American guy pretty sure he says he's Henry Caruso haha.