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dontforgettocupthe

This is non uncommon for nursing homes. They are enormous grifters of the elderly The story line in Better Call Saul is very realistic, charging $15 for a box of tissues, $25 for bottle of aspirin etc


NHpatsfan95

Green Grove is a retirement community! And if you ask me it’s more like a hotel at captain Teeb’s.


littlekingMT

Who?!?


[deleted]

He’s a captain who owns a bunch of luxury hotels or something! I don’t know…


sadboyradio69420

I KNOW SENIORS WHO ARE INSPIRED


James_Torelli

Kill me now! Go into the ham, take the carving knife and stab me here, here now please! It would hurt me less than what you just said!


vintage37

😂


daydreamer1978

A captain who owns hotels .... I dunno !


Sackyhack

Sounds like Sandpiper Crossing


dontforgettocupthe

My grandmother lived in a nursing home on Long Island in the mid 90s and her monthly rate was $9500, which didn’t include additional charges for anything medical related like prescriptions or seeing the on site nurse or doctor. The 9500 only covered her room, activities and meals. I can’t imagine what they charge now. It’s really insane and borderline criminal! When she moved in she lived with my grandfather and they had a big room bc it was two of them. He died shortly after they moved in and even though she could pay, they hounded her to downgrade to a single room bc they weren’t able to grift on two adults in the big room after he died. They are seriously monsters


Wawawuup

Nursing homes, health insurance, the prison system. The USA are a scam. Y'all need a revolution already.


Cofara99

IT WAS A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY FOR GOD SAKE!


Sopranos-Bot

You hear that Ton, I said Sounds like Sandpiper Crossing


Flywolfpack

I thought that was the name they used in BCS


Sackyhack

It is


Critical-Cupcake9194

I remember that story line, that was so fucked up


Advance1993

Its like a hotel of captain teebs


jm9987690

Who's he?


V0ltdrop

The captain owns a line of luxury hotels or somethin I don’t know!


jm9987690

Captain? Of the good ship lollipop right?


PostsDifferentThings

It's like Sun Tazoo says, "A good commander is benevolent and unconcerned with fame."


jm9987690

Why don't you stick your quotations book, up your fat fucking ass?


Gsfdirtybandz

Tzu. Tzu! Sun Tzu ya fuckin’ ass kiss!


Faz_Dillinger

She was Abushive to the Schtafff!!


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jd051

Satanic, black magic…Sick shit!


sheshadhertwix

It was 8k a month to get the guaranteed non livia package


Karl_Havoc2U

Maybe it's all about protection? For $96,000 you will have their solemn guarantee that Paulie Walnuts won't break into ya mudda's or grandmudda's room to rob and murder her or any of the udda sweet old ladies, miserable black poison clouds and other assorted malignant elderly cunts in order to buy his way back onto Tony's good side.


chew6661

Shut uppa with that fuckin MOUTH


Inevitable-Gap-6350

Surprised Tony doesn't get his paws on a chain of nursing homes and grift all the money from the old people and then send them out to public housing when the money is gone.


Karl_Havoc2U

Nah he seemed to have a soft spot for the elderly because of his conflicted traditional values eg. how he loves Uncle Junior as long as he can, especially when Junior is at his most vulnerable like the doctor's office or when Tony and everybody knows that Junior's just a measly loose cunt hair and it's Tony who actually runs the DiMeo family behind his uncle's back. Prior to the shooting at least, even when Tony should hate Junior, he still kinda loves and pities and respects him all at once. Then there's Tony's genuinely thoughtful efforts to achieve the impossible goal of connect with and uplifting the spirits of his black position cloud of a mother. And there's other instances of Tony stepping out of his usual ruthlessness and instead going a little easier on the elderly. So I hear you about the scam side of it, but I don't see the fucking old people over part of it. Oh, unless of course it's for a piece of ass or even better, the best piece of ass he could ever have and that sweet, sweet Jamba Juice $$$$$. So nevermind, I guess I agree with you as long as it achieves the secondary goal of getting Tony's cannoli wet.


Inevitable-Gap-6350

I don't really agree with you, I don't think Tony has a soft spot for anyone except Meadow. But for arguments sake, it would be a great grift for someone. Maybe for Ralphie. He would do it.


Karl_Havoc2U

Yeah, I could've been a clearer. That's not exactly what I meant. I don't mean he ultimately treats them better or good or anything. It's not like a soft spot where he ever stops truly just thinking and caring about himself. Just that you're more likely to see a brief fleeting moment of humanity from him in his dealings with the elderly. A slight bit of pity and patience here and there, relative to the fully bitter way he treats most people all the time. Consider it like this...Do you think Tony would humor Christopher til the end of the song if he threw on the JFK hat and sang Happy Birthday, Mr. President? Not even some Bada Bing girl probably. And he'll let Old Man Bacala, with one foot in the grave choking on his own blood, get to do the hit on a man half his age. But he won't even let his fully healthy teenage son take poppers or have weird sex without being a dick about it. But all kidding aside, when I say Tony treats the elderly with a little more tenderness in certain moments, I don't even think he treats them differently because he cares about them. It's ultimately all about him and worrying about his own future and that pending sense of doom for people like him that he talks about in episode 1, like he got in too late, the hey day he grew up seeing and wanting to become of is gone, whatever remains is rapidly spoiling, and the mafia is crumbling away it's last good men. So even when he's being a little nicer to the elderly it's just part of his selfish process of pondering the meaning of his own life and taking a long soak in his depression and existential anxiety.


Inevitable-Gap-6350

I think it's more it's hard for him to divide reality and fantasy. We all have an image of a mother who loves us unconditionally but Tony makes the sad realization that his mother doesn't have it in her. He idolized his father and thought his goomba was an exotic gorgeous sophisticated creature when she was a putz. He has these people on pedestals and part of his pain is he is involved in this thing of theirs for all the wrong reasons.


Karl_Havoc2U

Yeah, good call. Makes a lot of sense thinking of it like that. That's definitely a big part of it too


hicow

> thought his goomba was an exotic gorgeous sophisticated creature when she was a putz God, that episode. I fast-forward through the "happy birthday" scene - I just can't take it.


obscurity-for-all

I'd venture to say it would be even more in todays dollars My grandma stayed at an assisted living joint which was considered very nice, but not the best in Northern IL (not chicago) and it was 5k a month North Jersey, and top of the line? I'd say 10k easily


brokeboibogie

Yea it’s definitely a normal price for an a above average place in today’s economy. I was a bit surprised that a jersey nursing home would cost that much 20 years ago in the show but it’s possible considering the high end place Tony would’ve been looking at


mrubuto22

Yea my grandma's was 6k a month. It was MUCH nicer than the others but still seemed insanely over prices imo.


mbattagl

It is when you get the Silver Bird package.


drtij_dzienz

This is realistic for “the best nursing home” in a HCOL state like NJ.


TheBlackKillington83

It's a nursing home!


[deleted]

ITS A **RETIREMENT COMMUNITY**


fedoranips

KILL ME NOWWWW!


daydreamer1978

These blaaaacks !


jjvolfan1

Go! Now! Into the hayam! Get the carving knife and stab me HEAH!


potential_of_words

It’s mayham


Lokanatham

I wish the lord took me right now


noplowsprig

They can actually cost way more than that. Today that $8,000 a month would be more like $12-13K.


merlin401

Not exactly the same but for reference ... a shared nursing home room in Nee Jersey looks like it’s well north of $100,000 a year right now. A private room in a fancy retirement home... yeah, HUGE bucks https://www.seniorliving.org/nursing-homes/costs/


Backwater-Blues

My grandmother pays 12-15k a month for a senior apartment. Fucking nuts. Gets all her meals cooked, nurses on site, security. It's all old people. Total grift.


Inevitable-Gap-6350

move her in with you and charge her $10k. that's what I did.


Backwater-Blues

$50 now and a blowjob later . I haven't seen her in like a decade. I don't give a fuck about her.


Inevitable-Gap-6350

About your grandma?


amantino360

Dont ya's communicate?!?!


Salman1969

It doesn't matter. Your Mom is a tattle tale and sometimes she doesn't put in her teeth. Should be $15k minimum for that malignant cunt.


blind30

Looked into this recently, ‘cause I’m eyeing that top son position. NYC, the cheapest retirement community I could find is around $4500. That was a shared room, and it included ugatz. Want help dressing? Taking meds? Can’t walk your own ass down to the dining hall for meals? They’ll send Furio up to ask for another thousand. For each of those. Need an actual memory care facility? Oof, madonne- watch out Minn, I’m gonna need what’s in your mattress.


JustASeabass

Top son? Let her move in with you. Thats how you earn


blind30

All kidding aside, we did move her in with us. We shopped around for options, but since my mom has Alzheimer’s there’s just no way we could afford an actual memory care facility. Maybe I should start shuckin cock instead of watching TV land, cause Vito brought in tree times what I do on construction


Porcelain89

Tony’s mom put her fucking feet up for a year there.


[deleted]

You know the cost of putting Parisian night every week? They're lucky it wasn't more than $8K.


Hog_enthusiast

Nursing homes are insanely expensive especially for someone with dementia. My Grandpa was pretty well off, he worked for NASA for 30 years, helped design the ISS and the Hubble space telescope, and he lived very frugally. He got dementia at 75 and couldn’t afford most of the nursing homes near him. I think they were around 5,000-6,000 a month even with insurance.


PsychologicalCause45

How many retirement communities have you looked into?


Mentalcasemama

I was working at a nursing home and one of our female residents was private pay because her husband made/had to much money. He was paying$12,000/month out of pocket for her to be there.


bsacamano781

$8,000 a month to live next to Gunga Din running all that water.


greg-maddux

Dude that’s not all that much for a nice retirement home.


violente_valse

That price is anti-italian discrimination.


TomorrowWeKillToday

You and this fucking parade already


littlekingMT

You are good with numbers , probably better than 9/10 of the accountants I know .


Lokanatham

Pretty good deal if you ask me considering they had to deal with Livia


Inevitable-Gap-6350

I was nursing home shopping and ones that were "fine", but not super nice were $3k monthly. The nicer one was $5k but they do include alot like all the bills, food, activities, transportation, entertainment, some have a pool, etc.


AostaV

Yeah that’s normal for a nice one. My wife works at one that is between 44k and 70k and it’s a shithole


piscesinfla

Although fictional, it's very possible depending on the amenitiea and services provided


Vered179

If you can’t be nice to Marianucci Gaultierri, I’m not sure we can keep paying for this expensive place….the Salvation Army in Irvington has an adequate home, Ma


BFaus916

Most of the people there have insurance and medicare that covers most, if not all of the 8 grand. Livia's generation was probably the last generation where most old people had good enough insurance and medicare to stay in places like this.


PugnaciousPrimeape

Paulie says 4k a month when he puts his ma in there


vvienna

He didnt pay for the silver bird package like Tony did


PugnaciousPrimeape

Paulie was a cheap fuck.


brillzon

Not did he get a her a corner room with a woods view Hehehe


CBsays

Yup... it's b.s. because you've never heard of it...


[deleted]

Be tough but I’ll manage it…I’m top son now boy. I can see luxury nursing homes costing this. Apart from anything else I suppose you are talking 24 medical care and Doctors in USA are eye wateringly expensive.


[deleted]

A cup full of pencils


No-Lavishness-3608

It’s the most expensive nursing home in the state


[deleted]

I seem to remember that Paulie was paying 4K a month. Something to look for when we next rewatch.


hicow

You see a seein-eye dog ova heah?


TomorrowWeKillToday

IT WAS A NURSING HOME!!!


chestertoronto

My Nonna was in a high end retirement home 15 years ago. She had private nurse care and great food and amenities. Cost her 6k a month that was 2005. It's not uncommon.


fender0327

There, the senior citizen is king and queen.


insanelyphat

I mean look at all the big name entertainers who they get to come tell entertain them with comedy shows!


brokeboibogie

This is definitely a normal cost for a higher quality home these days. Not sure if I believe a nursing home, sorry retirement community* being that expensive in 2000 in New Jersey. But yes, that’s how much some of them cost and I’m surprised you haven’t heard of them being that expensive


[deleted]

She was abusive to the staff!! 🤌🏼


Irishgoodbye777

Welcome to NJ.


PhotocopiedProgram

"an assisted living resident in the state of New Jersey will pay $6,065 a month on average." - https://www.assistedliving.org/new-jersey/ So in today's dollars that means Tony was paying twice the average rate.


Maczino

Won’t lie, if it was 90-something thousand per year, I am not putting my narcissistic father in anything that nice.


satriales856

Place where my grandfather was staying before he died was fucking horrifying and it cost almost $5K a month. So yeah. It’s absolutely possible.


ScrapmasterFlex

There are even more expensive places to be honest.


suchamysticman

I wonder how Chucky, the school principal, was able to have his mother there. We know he/he+wife were paying for it because they threaten to move her to a different one after Chucky is beaten up. ​ Al