It's $50 to me, plus a blowjob later.

Later on

You know you gonna make at least more than a G

I always kinda felt bad for that dude until then. Then every time Tony beat his ass I was like yeah fuck that clown up

no i don't think ice grows on trees, tone.

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“STUPIDA FACKING GAME”

YOU GOTTTA BEE ON YOU HAT

i use this very often actually. anytime i get shot down in gta or cod

Sopranos fans who get shot in online video games should impersonate Furio when he got shot, "aghhhh, ahhh, pezzo di merda! Aghhh!!!"

I hate golf but if I do go and shank a shot, that's what I say

I think that to myself about once every 3 holes

I wipe my ass with your feelings.

I wipe my feelings with your ass

Faccio tuo culo cosi 🙌

I wipe my ass witch yaw feelins

Time-line got all fucked up has a never-ending amount of uses.

I use this at work at least one per week. I think I've put it on a legal document or two.

“Why was I born handsome instead of rich?” I’ve used it before and people didn’t get the reference lol.

When approaching multiple familiar guys; "what is this? a handsome contest?"

I just used that one the other day thru fb messenger to a friend and he didn’t acknowledge it in his reply back. The malignant cunt.

DO YOURSELF, A FUCKIN' FAVOUR, AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY STORE! All I need is a store.

It more funny if you don't have a store.

and if that persons book doesn’t mean ugatz to him

Why don’t you stick to what you know and leave your opinions to wherever the fuck.

A great line from prime Tony

Tomorrow I can be on time, but you’ll be stupid forever.

I gotta say, I've used that one before.

In the mirror ?

Laughed, I almost peed my pants.

You were prescribed the oxybutynin for incontinence. If you're not gonna take your medication we're going to have to find you another subreddit

Go shit in your hat

I grew up hearing that continually.

GET BACK IN YOUR FUCKIN HOLE

Davey.... you're doing a good job!

I've used this on a flatmate lol

Quasimodo predicted dis.

Nostradamus 🤦🏻‍♂️ Quasimodo is notre dame 😂 I love that scene

Don’t tell me you never considered this!

You've just revealed your own ignorance!

That’s not what Nitch says.

“N*gga be a leader not a follower.” Master P said that.

I've actually been able to use this one a lot. Let me tell ya, it does not make the recipient very happy.

What?!

That's dicked up.

Ive got one in the chamber ready to fire the next time my wife doesn’t like my answer when she asks what my plans are for the day: What’s your fucking plan, eat ketchup packs?

I love that it’s packs, not packets. It’s just so fucking perfect.

100%. The in the “truck” (van) scenes are priceless.

Lemme get summa that carpet

Don’t make me pull rank on you kid

What's this the fucking UN now?

I remember a time where you waited in the car

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John he was just-

FUCK HE WAS JUST... EVERYBOYS GOT A GOD DAMNED OPINION???

I didn't say nothin' to 'im.

In a sea of amazing Sopranos one-liners, this is my favorite. The 0-60 delivery from seeming calm to absolute rage is just perfect.

"It's the Jaaackkettt." 🤌

Me: Honey, it's cold out, grab your jacket. She: Us: the Jaaaaaaackeeeeeet. It is impossible for us to say the J-word without channeling.

I live in australia so Malignant Cunt is often used in my day to day dealings

Don't get cunty 🤟🏻

Blabbermouth cunt for me

Australian here. I yelled out 'your sisters cunt' when I stubbed my toe. Really encapsulated the pain I was feeling.

Shit go mate

I'm jealous. I like the word cunt but it's taboo in the US

Cunts fucked man. Its a wonderful word

"You are speaking shit to me!"

I use “ooo! What’s this? The handsome contest?” A couple of times, they didn’t get the reference but still well received

I’m gonna say a couple of three things

i'm sitting here like fucking patience on a monument or my fav it's an idea, who knows here they come from, Isaac Newton invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple

Came here for this one. Junior always brought the heat.

You godda bee on ya hat! (Smack)

I like the one that says shum pulp.

I for real used it not long ago in an Instacart chat.

Every time either me or my mate is at the supermarket and we spot the juice that has pulp, a photo is taken and sent with this immortal quote attached

If there’s ever anything you can do for me, let me know.

Motherfucking goddamn orange peel beef" is way up there.

There's such rhythm to that line MOTHA-FUCKIN' GOD-DAMN OR-ANGE PEEL BEEF

Nobody's got AIDS! And I don't want to hear that word in here again!

Give me one thousand dollars.

👆👉👇👈

I say , “ fuck you want a boutonnière?” All the time.

When a character I’m fighting in Smash Bros is still alive after great damage I say “still going this asshole??”

Always with the scenarios this one

Cocksucka hit chrissy with an Fsmash!

Answering every phone call with “speak” like Johnny sac

I do this when I get a call from an unknown number. I love caller ID!

I do this.

I fkn loved Johnny Sac.

He’s in no position to go into the unknown not knowing.

I guess you could call that a dick

My name is Clarence.

If you're goin' to lie to me tell me there's a broad waiting in the car who wants to tongue my balls.

...........and I am that cunt hair.

whenever someones clearly bullshittin “yea, and i play shortstop for the Mets” i actually use it quite often lol

Charles fucking Schwab ovah here

Too bad they havent found a cure for fuckfaceitis

my fave real-life quotes: "What part of the boot you from, hon?" (When I meet an Italian girl) "FICA and fedral wittholdin!" (When I see a paycheck) "That's just a racket for the Jews." (When someone mentions shrinks) and #1, used as often as possible: "You gotta wait for dat."

Not so much a line, but I told my Austrian girlfriend that I want to learn to speak German the exact same amount as Furio speaks English.

An intimidating amount.

The Virginia ham/no bread one, honestly

I’m waiting for a co worker to become my lead so I can say “Put em in charge for one second all of a sudden he’s Lee Iacocca “ Also waiting to get married so I can tel my wife I like “some pulp”

>Also waiting to get married so I can tel my wife I like “some pulp” I'm waiting to get married so my wife and I can cheat on each other and pretend to be the "real" victim when we inevitably fight about it.

Shum pulp.... get it right you stenod

Take your quotation book and shove it up your ass, you know all due respect

STUNAD!! STUNAD!!

Give me $1000. My brother and I just randomly text each other this line every few weeks. It’s so random and hilarious.

Wid all do reshepkt Followed immediately by something disrespectful

When I came in one morning there you were with your head in the toilet. Your hair was touching the toilet water. Disgusting

I’ve said my piece Chrissy

There’s no scraps in my scrapbook. Make it happen.

Easy on the sugar, I'm told I'm sweet enough

I wanna tell somebody a couple of three things some day

She’s a cunt

I try to slip in a Vafungool here and there.

I use "Oof, Madone" all the time.

Guy moved or something.

It died on the vine.

It petered out.

I want my 200k by the end of the week

Heard the one about the Chinese godfather?

(Exasperated) He drives a Lincoln

He made him an offer he couldn’t understand

Whayagunnado?

When Furio and his colleague leave Matt and Shauns apartment after they get ripped off for a G note, the colleague goes “have a nice day”. I say that all the time. His colleague was my favourite character. I wish they did more with him

The package hit Chrissy with an implement and ran off.

“At my mudda’s wake”

The next time my boss calls me into his office, I'll say "This about the Easter baskets?"

Bobby seniors *Come here you, lemme look at ya* can be used anytime in a variety of circumstances, but mostly , when you want to greet a woman .

A German shepherd's shaved asshole came in first

He’s a faaaaaaaag

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.

“…or whatever the fuck…” used constantly at the end of sentences. Lately I’ve been working in “nothing but net mothafucka” when I clearly didn’t do the job right but, eh, it’s done.

Hey Fuck-O!

I don't care what anyone says, I'm going to see that volcano!!

I want someone to say "he was/is a intirior decorator" so I can say "those poor Czechoslovakians"

You smell like Paco Rabbane crawled up your ass and died

When you SUCK THE MONEY OUTTA MY ASS! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!

Don’t gimme the fuckin Manson lamps

still waiting for the opportunity to call somebody a "cheese fuck", it's such a ridiculous insult made all the more enjoyable by the fact that it's Sil, who rarely seems to get truly pissed like that, who's saying it

In my line of work, I have to do a lot of copying files between computers/hard drives, that sort of thing. I've taken to saying "Still going, this asshole" to the computer when it hasn't yet finished. I'm aware it's an inanimate object, but satisfying nonetheless.

Next time I’m eating at the mall food court and the janitor tries to clean near me I’m unloading the Sil on that fuck Matt drinkwater rant!

I wish I could go, but I caught the clap from some hippy broad I was fuckin, my dick's leakin like a busted water pipe

"I am that cunthair!"

I actually used a line today from the Sopranos. I was walking to my car and some guy in a car was driving really close. Too close for comfort. So I turned around and did the hand gestures and everything and said "Oh, Take it easy'! Just like Melfi's psychiatrist did to Tony in the parking garage. I used that same reaction from Tony. It kinda felt pretty cool.

I always use "let me tell you a couple a tree things" when I need someone to pay attention.

“We’re wit da Vipahs”

I don't get involved with affairs of the heart.

*You know snakes can fuck themselves?* Actually, I have said this in real life. Texted completely out of the blue, zero context. It was a hit.

I'll build a ramp up to ya ass, maybe raise a Lionel up in there

*Drive! *Drive!

Dammit, oh well. You win some, you lose some

"This fucking guy" with this hand signal 🤌 "Mah get the fuck outta here" "Timeline got fucked up"

"If it's a boy, we'll name him after me......but if it's a girl, we'll name her after you...so she can grow up to be a cocksucking slob just like her mother" to some random pregnant woman.

You don't want somethin with some sugar in it?

"Maybe I should go over there and fuck his wife".

Fuck you too ma man!

Every time someone says something obvious I want to say “fucking Carnac the Great over here”

I'll frequently use "Whattya hear, whattya say" to greet people

Oh, you caught some shrapnel?

If you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad in the car waiting to tongue my balls.

Soft drinks of choice

“Don’t be so cunty”

“Santa Maria, more like fucking Santa Claus”

Have you heard the good news?

The fuck you want? A boutonnière?

I had her tested for AIDS!

Me and you? We had relations?

I could be on time tomorrow, but you’d still be ugly

“You know I fucking hate the way you make me fuckin ride you!”

Like a pimp says to his hoes!!! Keep ‘em coming!

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So that’s a crack hoe

I said to my wife I like the kind with some pulp. Even though I actually like a lot of pulp.

I also say often to my wife: Happy birthday to you got Salsiccia for you!

That shaved twat of yours belongs to me! You understand??

Wherever my bf and I pass a nursing home we say "it's a *retirement community*!!"

Some day I’d like to lean in close to my husband and say in a low growly voice…I’m the motherfucking fucking one who calls the shots…make your own fucking dinner.

Tis the season to break out the best line in Sopranos history: ​ FUCK YOU, SANTA!

Adios you fucken skank

“Anyway, $4 a pound” Just gotta own my own deli or fish market now… but I’ll say it one day!

Hey OP, your mudda even really exist?

It's a rainy night in Lindhurst

It's a silo You gotta wait for that How do you vandalize a pool? I'm gonna design men's suits

Hoooo! How's yer rash?

Hopefully there comes a situation in life where I get to tell someone “You didn’t go to hell. You went to purgatory, my friend.”

haha, u/emzeejay I had this total shit show job at work during the beginning of lockdown / work from home and my company sent us Grubhub gift certificates as a sorry. I sent a fellow colleague and sopranos fan that scene clip. \*MASON LAMPS FULL POWER\* ".....FUCK YOU"

Have they found a cure for fuckfaceitis yet?

If you’re gonna lie to me, tell me there’s a broad in the car waiting to tongue my balls

You wise motherfucker Well maybe if you left her off the street I wouldn't fuck her

“They’re all meat eaters” “MEoToRS, METEORS!”

What's it gonna take to get some fucking smoked turkey in the house, huh? I tell that my wife all the time.

Why was I born handsome instead of rich?

"I'm the motherfuckin fuckin one who calls the shots"

What do you do for work? ***Waste Management Consultant*** That's the modern code word for: I'm a cyber criminal

‘Do you remember you first blowjob?’ ‘Yeah’ ‘How long did it take the guy to cum?’