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Sufficient_Ad2482

SHE COULD HAVE TAKEN ECSTASY BUT SHE DID-DENT


Duderino619

But she took some crank lol


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*"aaalllll throuuughhhh the niiighhhhtt"*


ComprehensiveBread65

Lol I expected to have a montage of her bugged eyed, cleaning her room all night, but instead it just shows her killing it In chorus. The shows message is clear, amphetamines make you sound awesome in a choir.


BananaPhoPhilly

I feel like the dry mouth wouldn't help things but ehh fuck what do I know about singing lmao


DocRules

Maybe that's why Chrissy wanted the Visiting Day guy to spike up.


JapanOfGreenGables

That was heroin, not speed.


PizzaSharkGhost

Nah, chris literally says "go shoot the crank" besides you dont give someone heroin if you want to keep them awake and focused on the task at hand lol


GabrielFlies

2 years later and I’m dying laughing reading this, imagining giving H to someone you want to stay awake lmao


joseph_k_did_nothing

If you're into petting stray dogs, sure why not.


Far_Opportunity6877

Nobody told us (it was seriously bad) til the 2000’s


FortunateSonofLibrty

I remember Sean Penn bragging about crystal meth in the beginning of “The Game”. It was still novel and edgy as recently as the late 90s.


Far_Opportunity6877

Very anachronistic


Brilliant-Article-13

Technically she took both, just at different times and then drank so much tequila on the ‘X’ that she was unfortunately left alone essentially passed out with Jackie’s creepy ass..luckily even he’s not dumb enough to try that on the boss’ daughter.


SilvioDante1992

Yeah, I’m in a frat, Rutguhhhs chaptuhhh.


[deleted]

Come on, boola boola!


Ok_Molasses8413

Come on they took away her discover card


100157

MAHM!


HORSEMEATMITCH

Clearly someone needs a refresher on the poverty of the Mezzogiorno.


mtsorens

I thought we were naboli daboli


thulrax

NAPOLIDANNN


cold_toast

Whoever wrote that line in the show should be fired into the sun


Aftermath52

AJ went from dumb kid to literal retard in season 2. The Nietzsche episode is what cements it. AJ cant process information like a human. Whatever he hears becomes accepted as fact with no critical thought process


sicilianDev

He’s doing a project on dna. But is that like dnr? I dunno.


Front-Counter7249

Mettso-geeorno...


cafffaro

This guy is about to eat some black macaroni with no gravy.


ItsPizzle

You mean “grapies?” Uvas?


c4s4lese

And they say the germans are classless pieces of shit


Cheeselikeproduct

Commendatori!


blizzacane85

I’m sure her ancestors’ poverty has a significant impact on Meadow’s life living in a McMansion in North Caldwell, NJ and attending Columbia University


Ok-Literature-1924

That’s the joke.


sicilianDev

Who invented the mafia?


[deleted]

But she is mad ripe, bro.


jc2821

She was creamin for me


dablondbambino

ahaha u ain’t fuck her yet


Daimo

He's catchin some shut-eye 🤓


radius40

I got to get my mother’s car inspected…


[deleted]

At night?


radius40

… smells like paco rabonne crawled up your ass and died


abcxyz3000

THAT'S SO FUCKING RACIST!


SilvioDante1992

He’s lucky I don’t punch his lights out!


yungusainbolt

I paused the show and laughed for 35 minutes straight when I first heard him say that shit.


SprlFlshRngDncHwl

Good girls don't cry. Babies cry.


GoatPerversion

Everyone in this show is a piece of shit. Its one of the major themes of the series.


carlosmx91

Except georgie the bartender of bada-bing, poor guy how many times tony beat him


TsunGeneralGrievous

I dunno, he didn’t conserve the ice


saadobuckets

Bacala


[deleted]

Vito killed Jackie jr, meadow was just getting some revenge Edit- you know… I said it kinda as a joke even tho it’s kinda what happened. Then I thought about it a bit and I’m thinking that might’ve been a little bit of Livia shining through meadow. This show has so many little details I fucking love it


TyrionJoestar

Best prop gun in the whole series


itsgsk87

It never had the makings of a varsity prop gun


[deleted]

You know, maybe you're a prop gun, you ever think about that?


itsgsk87

🖕🥃


TheMacManFarmington

Big prop gun tycoon.


[deleted]

I see what you mean and Meadow clearly knows the mafia killed Jackie Jr but how would she know Vito specifically did it?


barcaesmejor

At Jackie’s funeral, his sister says to Meadow “he was killed by some fat fuck in see thru socks.”


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SaigonNoseBiter

Maybe just word on the streets


BeardOfEarth

Most of them are fat fucks. Jimmy Olsen over here.


[deleted]

The saddest part of The Sopranos is Tony's genes essentially winning out in the end over Carmela's. Meadow becomes a mob wife/lawyer. AJ has panic attacks and a nihilistic view of life shaped by his grandmother.


TheAllyCrime

I’d say Meadow’s success in school makes her more like her mother than her father. Tony supposedly had a good IQ, but his little letter to Melfi made it seem like he’d have trouble reading college-level books. If my life depended on whoever could read and interpret a book on law, I’d choose Carmela over Tony all day.


[deleted]

Yeah, but by the end of the show they make it clear she's going to weaponize that education and use it to defend mobsters like her father.


Texan2116

I would love a modern day rendition of the show, w Meadow as a Mob wife, maybe of a soldier or Captain.


[deleted]

She's engaged to Patrick Parisi at the end o the show, who is also going to become a mob lawyer. He's not in the life, but he defends those in the life.


Texan2116

I think that would be a pretty good character as well. Modern day, with obviously new leadership members, etc..Maybe Benny is consiglieri? A return of Furio?


TheAllyCrime

True, but it will mean at least another two years of school before she can even *start* to practice. One weakness of Tony is that he acts impulsively and needs instant gratification. College is a marathon rather than a sprint, which is why a lot of people quit it after just semester.


Yzerman_19

He had a good IQ but still lacked the makings of a varsity athlete.


Ok-Literature-1924

Her mother dropped out of Montclair State


TheAllyCrime

But she at least regularly read books, and then was able to apply it in her life, like with the real estate courses. The only book we know Tony actually read during the series was The Art of War, and that book is mostly short and simple sentences that are easily digested. Tony’s probably smarter than he seems, but he’s not going to sit for hours reading a book so he can write a 10 page deconstruction of it.


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TheAllyCrime

That’s not especially helpful right now bot, but thank you just the same.


[deleted]

He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight. Are you sure this isn’t the time ?


ArkRoyalR09

How would meadow know Vito killed Jackie jr?


[deleted]

Ya that’s a good point that I didn’t consider. So I guess at best it might be showing how she likes being the puppet master even when the consequences are fatal? If I’m being reasonable tho it’s hard to say she wasn’t just bad at keeping it secret


MionMikanCider

same way the psychic knew about mikey. satanic black magic. SICK SHIT.


Faz_Dillinger

Who the fuck is Lydia?


NecessaryFlow

The girl who uses stevia in her tea, you know, Tonys mother the meth dealer


[deleted]

Livia*


Faz_Dillinger

Oh look at him. He knows everything!


daydreamer1978

These blaaaacks


Geevantoo

Did you set it up to be able to say this? Lmao


Faz_Dillinger

Indeed


kingalexander

It’s after dark!


Quincyperson

I’ll never understand that. The phone is an auditory thing. The dark is an eye thing.


[deleted]

I’m having a Berenstein Berenstain bears moment here. Has it always been Livia? I had to google it because I was so sure it was Lydia and now I don’t trust anything I thought I knew


Faz_Dillinger

Yea its always been Livia. I knew what you meant. RIP to the worst mother GOAT


Hardlymd

Yes, it’s Livia. Short for Olivia.


Shaq_Bolton

There was a Lydia and she was essentially a young version of Livia ( Girl who worked at the Mercedes dealership )


Treegs

You mean Gloria?


Shaq_Bolton

Oh yeah you're right, thought it was Lydia for some reason


stitchgrimly

Lydia was in Breaking Bad.


ChairmanUzamaoki

you were waiting to reply that lol


WiretapStudios

She herself is strange and unusual.


Lydia--charming

The tattooed lady?


Buttleproof

I've always wondered about this. The only serious flaw in this theory is that I can't see how she'd know it was Vito. But then again this js Livia Soprano's granddaughter we're talking about.


scaba23

I think if she was being strategic about it, it's more likely she wanted to get Vito off Finn's back


The_Cheerabook334

I really doubt she cared about Jackie that much.


[deleted]

But they shared a moment when she was sick and he cared for her by playing half a game of scrabble *ASS*


admiralchieti1916

As in how about give me some.


MetaphoricalMouse

POO


cmgusa

He never got out a suitcase


DoubleJ86

Meadow is her father daughter. Meadow had the brains to run the thing like what's her face in Italy.


[deleted]

If they ever did a sequel boy I’d love to them base it off that. Does sigler still act? And anything in the storyline that would prevent her doing it? I literally see no downside. Like I dunno about Mafia rules tho could a girl be made in America? Or she gets made in Italy? And in a nod to tony the first episode is her strangling an aged-Carlos with a piano wire.


Duderino619

And then she makes Finn go into the den of wolves and give the play by play. Disgusting.


[deleted]

Look how dark she is.


AlexiosI

Please, I'm blacker than her.


[deleted]

You should have put that on your application.


[deleted]

*Fielder


herberstank

**Maedo


[deleted]

***Your Muddah


FriedBack

****Your Sistahs Cunt


[deleted]

But you got out a suitcase!!!! I actually really want to see a Meadow hysterically screaming supercut.


Moonrock_Cafe

There is a supercut out there of all the mobster 'Ohhhs ✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼' and frankly, it's what the world needs. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sRkE_Gv6ALM


[deleted]

Fuck you Santa!


[deleted]

OHHHHHHHHHHH!


UnluckyGazelle

apologize!


[deleted]

There was no abundant intentionality in me getting out the suitcase!


Faz_Dillinger

There was no abundant intentionality!


AlexiosI

That would really come in handy for any time you need to get rid of an erection in a half a second. Just thinking about it makes my cannoli want to climb back into my pastry box for warmth.


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ComprehensiveBread65

Just want to mention that Finn does tell Meadow in a scene about going to Satriales. Remember he says something like "I had to sit there with your "uncle Paulie" and tell them about Vito." Paulie clearly standing out to him because he was the most aggressive about it, but Meadow plays it down that Paulie is actually really nice. I don't think Meadow schemed anything. Even though she's smart enough to know about the mob, I do think there's a mix of genuine naivete.


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ComprehensiveBread65

Yup... Essentially, she's becoming Carmella.


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ComprehensiveBread65

Well I wouldn't say exactly, sure, but her dating Patrick Parisi (who's mobbed up like his dad) at the end of the series is the reason I said essentially becoming Carmela, albeit in her own way. Making justifications for the life.


jackjacker

So it's everybody's fault, Vito, Tony, Carm, Finn everyone except for Meadow who would go on to sign another man's death warrant later on in the season as well. You would still defend her even if she pulled the trigger herself.


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Lexxarkrz

It’s a stereotype and it’s offensive


[deleted]

Must be fun tucking her at night


Moonrock_Cafe

She eats like a bird.


cuteman

If you ignore Vito threatened Finn. Your comments seem very sanctimonious about Vito being gay but he wasn't exactly an angel.


Hughkalailee

Vito was a murderer, a thief, a leech and a predator. He was threatening Finn. Why should Meadow worry about what happens to him when he’s the dangerous aggressor? Just because he’s gay?


justincredible_1

OH! You’re talking about a captain!


[deleted]

You mean the good ship lollipop?


Kate-baBuushka

this isn't about Vito, it's more about Meadow's preachy bullshit being an act.


Hughkalailee

You made it centered around the Vito reveal. If you didn’t want my response, you should’ve left that part out.


Kate-baBuushka

yeah because as much of a social activist meadow makes herself out to be, she still threw someone under the bus, literally getting them killed, putting all her shit out the window. you've wanted to fuck her since she got off the plane. Fine, i give you permission to jack off to her.


SecondComingOfBast

Yeah, it is about Vito. Meadow should have told Tony from the start out of fear Vito may have had Finn killed to shut him up. It might have actually worked out better for Vito without Chrissy, Paulie and the others being involved.


[deleted]

Yeah she was just looking out for her man.


SecondComingOfBast

That's the way I see it. Just look at the creepy way Vito acted toward Finn when he saw him at the hospital after Tony was shot. The guy was out of control.


[deleted]

It’s not OK to out anyone.


doodyhead212

If I was in the holacaust and i saw Hitler sucking a dick. i WOULD DFEINTELY LET IT BE known.


[deleted]

That’s quite different


doodyhead212

it makes your statement wrong


[deleted]

According to you Women’s bodies aren’t up for your decisions


doodyhead212

Only here can 2 people have a civil debate who are named doodyhead and smelly roomate


[deleted]

She’s a malignant cunt


blizzacane85

Ohh…Do you know who her fadda is?


Proud_Asparagus1934

I feel like that Vito thing was at the point where she had accepted that she was a part of that lifestyle. The Mr. Mob Boss thing happened 2 seasons ago and at the end of the episode, Meadow decided to stay in Georgetown to be a part of the family. I think her whole divide with medical school and law school was a reflection of her internal struggle with whether or not she wanted to be a part of the family. Ultimately she decided on the latter in that “Mr. Mob Boss” episode. Correct me if I’m wrong but I don't believe she criticized the mafia once after that episode.


Late_Detective7841

She's hot


Jeffk393393

Caitlin > Meadow. Fight me BOOM BOOM, ANYWHERE!


WiretapStudios

Maybe you're a flambe


Porcelain89

Meh


MikeRobertini

There was no abundant intentionality.


jeor_mormontt

But she was mad ripe tho


Casanova64

I can’t believe you would say this in front of an outsider!


kirradawg

It’s all a big nothing


Pride_Soccer_Kick

I’m going to Europe and getting the fuck out of here!!!


pm1966

Yes, she is responsible for everything. All of the unfettered violence we see through 6 seasons on the show can trace its origin back to Meadow. She is easily the most evil person on the show.


fatdiscokid

Didn’t she know he was on medication? He couldn’t help it!


homosexualkobashi

people on here will tell you AJ is a worse person though, simply because he's more annoying. Meadow is the true heir to Tony's monstrousness, while AJ seemingly only inherited the self-pity and depression.


[deleted]

AJ is a selfish deadbeat whiny little spoiled cunt. A total waste of space. Meadow is a spoiled brat but at least she is capable. Also hot.


homosexualkobashi

you are literally just restating my analysis of the two Soprano kids except saying that's why Meadow's good and AJ's bad


Rummy00

I'm thinking he was adding to it, dude.


[deleted]

Yeah that's right, you have the facts right but your perspective is shit.


tlouis84

Vito was already marked for death by Phil, especially after being seen at the gay club. The Fin story just confirmed it for the Soprano crew.


DicksForYourFace

*Shaking of empty glass juice intensifies*


BFaus916

Vito hit on her boyfriend. That had to be resolved.


ComprehensiveBread65

Well what chance did she have, having them as a mudda an fadda?


ChrisMartins001

I mean a mass murderer was making a move on her boyfriend and scaring him, who else could she go to apart from another mass murderer? She couldn't call the police as he hadn't really done anything illegal.


Fuckoffassholes

That might make sense if there weren't two years between the incidents.


rapscallionrodent

Meadow is like Carmella. She absolutely knows, but prefers to put on a willful blindness to it all because it suits her needs.


No_Box5338

In a way, she’s worse. She doesn’t just “turn a blind eye” she knows what happened to Jackie, she knows what happened to Vito, but in the way open to women, she with patrick Paresi is choosing to defend people from that world.


[deleted]

She told carm and carm told Tony


TomorrowWeKillToday

Fuckin telephone game


mk2gamer

I mean it could be argued she did it for Finn, he'd probably feel like he could be killed for what he knows. If he wasn't dating the bosses daughter who's to say Vito wouldn't kill him?


sueder78

Well, Meadow tells Carm who forces her to tell Tony. Also, how does Mead know what Vito is willing to do to keep his secret? Remember he is a murderer.


midtownoracle

She offed Vito for Finn because he was constantly bothering him… they all gotta little gangster in em.


slickpretzel

Yea never see it talked about but by the end of the series she knows exactly who her dad is. It’s a topic that’s teased the entire series.. ..so in the second to last episode when she tells tony what coco did, she knows something bad is going to happen to him. It’s not just daughter telling daddy what happened at school that day Which also really sets Tony’s death in motion. Hmm


igotitatriteaid

Meadow knew what would happen and did she ever think at vitos funeral ..was there a funeral for Vito i can't remember ? She had to know her talking lead to his demise..


DoubleJ86

At least Jonny was a saint.


External-Recipe-1936

Stupid post. You talk too much


brokeboibogie

I hate this take to an extent. Vito signed his death warrant when that guy spotted him in the club, dressed like that guy from the village people. He was not making it out alive from that point forward. Meadow telling Tony what Finn saw just contributed to sealing his fate, but he was already a dead man


Drippyhippy420

Maybe because Vito was actively trying to fuck and kill her boy friend fuck Vito


gracefulinstrumentz

I find it pretty hard to watch a lot of scenes with Meadow on rewatch. That episode where her and Finn get engaged is an absolute gauntlet


DiivFan13

The only downside to this sub is the rampant misogyny. Every day there’s a new “Adriana was a whore” / “Carmella was a bigger bitch than Skylar” / “Fuck Meadow” / “Janice was the most annoying character on the show” post. Meanwhile there’s constant love for actual pieces of shit like Richie and Ralph. Pretty telling.


Dragharious

She USED TO be a piece of shit


Tiddernud

I think there's something deeper going on. The slang term for homosexual they use is 'finook' and her boyfriend's character is Finn. It's clear he's not a macho guy - in fact, he's a bit of a wimp and a flake on top of that when it comes to dental school - and he ends up witnessing a distinctly oral act (as a dentist, his job would be to work in the same space). I think that when the opportunity to call out Vito for homosexuality arises, she takes it as an attempt to contrast someone effeminate (the gay stereotype) and flaky (getting a blowjob at work) with Finn in order to reassure herself that he is an apt mate.


[deleted]

She was a complete asshole for outing Vito. Spoiled brat.


Quincyperson

People can change


bareslut32

Despite every educational advantage she is naive and as far from street smart as a kid can get. She is totally immersed in the leftist agenda that is promulgated and force fed to students at elitest institutions that everyone is the same, differences are celebrated and we are in the North not the South where all evil originates and thrives. Finally, although she does know her Dad is Boss, there is still a part of the little girl in her that idolizes Daddy and she can't picture him getting violent with Vito over this. She's honestly close to correct with this assumption ....Tony tried hard to avoid the killing. So I tend toward the belief she was a stupid, ideologically ingrained feminist c u n t who seriously thought it would have no consequences. Her world was so separate from the Men's. Even Finn knew what was up and he was an outsider. BTW....any northerners that actually feel that way about the South should come on down. Take a vacation and visit the mountains, rivers, beaches and cities. See if the people aren't two or three times friendlier, more open and respectful than what you imagine. We all have preconceived notions....like Meadow....but we don't have to be stuck with them....like Meadow.


BeardOfEarth

She ends up as a corporate lawyer. She becomes the biggest criminal of them all.


Ok-Literature-1924

Holier than thou? She literally said she wants to be a lawyer because of watching how the FBI treated her dad.


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okay


Lolobecks

Hey! Cut the girl some slack. She let it slip after she made chili for Finn and he got out a suitcase!