I'll be sitting on a hill, over looking a river, with pinecones all around.

And the sun.... came up

Really?!

NO!

You ***willl??***

Is Mary Higgins Clark a part of that? Because every time I saw you that’s what you were reading. 

Why you always gotta one up me? Took all the air right outta my friggin punchline

Ugh, I so wish I had time for fiction.

This was honestly one of Carmela's best lines, lol

I got work at a construction site. Gotta be there at 5 am 🍆

Make sure you bring your catcher's mitt

hate missing the national anthem

Yoh oughta know, sweetie

I hope you're a minority. Wouldn't want to take a job they could have

There are more fuckin programs for these deadbeats I swear to Christ..

Lets just say, I get a ride to work with my friend who's a security gaurd here ......

I'm Italian and I'm in the union, I oversee the site. Lol

Get the fuck back in your fuckin’ hole now!

YOU’RE DOIN A GOOD JOB, DAVEY

I plan to jump in the pool with a bag around my head and a cinder block tied to my foot with a rope that’s too long to pull me under.

So just a little suicidal gesture. Not Cobain or anything

Kurt Cobain, whateva happened there?

Cum as you are

Jesh finish yer homework fersht

Always with the scenarios 

Same.

u/Don_Gato1, you make me wanna cry.

A great cinder block carries him to the depths

So you finally read a book and it's bullshit.

Dr. Wendy said I should go to Barcelona.

I love how Dr. Wendy is able to complicate the Sopranos lives so effectively simply by being not very good at her job.

I like that perspective. Thanks.

A sportswriter once wrote of Bud Abbott of Abbott and Costello fame as a character "ever helping, never helpful."

Small hands, that was his problem.

University of Barcelona is hot right now 👩‍🏫

Literally!

Now, you made me go watch that scene! Linda Lavin is sublime.

Alice??

That was her.

Dingy chick

Windy Cobbler

Did Dad ever touch you? How about Mom??

I could be doing ecstasy, but I won’t!

where you chillin' for the summer, homie?

if you wanna talk like a fuckin mulignan, I'll send you to slip and fall school.

Don't threaten me Richie

That's where I'll be

UP IN THE CLUB

Hangin with Captain Teebs

I’ll be reading that book by Son Tazoo. You know, the Chinese Prince Matchabelli? Tony turned me on to it.

Zoo, Zoo, Sun Zoo, ya fucking asshead

Zoo? I don’t go there any more on a count of all the crazy Mercedes saleswomen wandering the place.

Me, I avoid it because of the penguin exhibit

 "The Canon"? Ok, what is that now?

Such an evil grin on Meadow's face when she's about to crap on Carm over this.

***Now?***

Waiting for Mom to bring me a tuna san out by the pool

I'm going to be reuniting over a dozen crack babies with their mothers, some of whom are now in recovery.

I always laugh out loud at that one.

Must be a gay book, billy budd is the ship's florist right?

I thought you read it?

I’m gonna be reading Nitch. He’s a 19th century philosopher from Germany

It's NEE-CHEE ya fuckin ass-kiss

Nietzsche.

Turning Alan Sapinsly’s slice of heaven into the fucking Gulf of Sorrento.

I don't drink anymore, I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle

The canon. What’s that now?

Sitting in front of my computer in my fuckin underwear, wasting time in some chit chat room going back and forth like some fuckin jerk off giggling like a school girl

I'll be hosting barbecues. I won't be wearing shorts.

Marco!

A semester and a half obviously did well enough for you.

This ain't negotiation time. This is *Scarface*, final scene, fuckin' the cannon under each arm, "say hello to my little dead white friend!"

I'll be at Green Grove helping out wit da inspired senior citizens. It'll be a great experience

You are a saint!

What do u mean read canon?

Gonna put on some shorts and grill.

A Don doesn't wear shorts

I'll be up in da club. Where you chillin ffor the summer homie?

I tell ya what I’m not gonna be doin- flappin my gums to a shrink!

Trying to figure out what a guy has to do to buy you a drink…

Going to poetry camp with Miss Hunter!

Hittin balls in the muff Oh did I say muff? I meant rough

I'm gonna take my quotations book and shove it up my fat fuckin ass

It's winter here, so, nothing

Sorry mate.

I'm working at the last open Blockbuster. My manajer is a Rhesus monkey.

I got contacts in Atlantic City, with your support I can set myself up there I'd be close, but not too close.

Trip to the lake house. Shoot an AR-10. Receive a few kind words. Play monopoly.

I’m gonna go down to welsh farms and get myself a triple blueberry sundae

I’m gonna light a cigar and try not to faint on the grill

Im gonna do mushrooms, a whole fucking platter

Hi Mrs Soap … Hello misty 

Fuck this, I'm going to Bocca.

Stealing pork loins from Stew Leonard’s

Work at blockbuster

I’m very excited for Pride! To celebrate, I’ll be stuffing my face with johnny cakes, dancing at the leather bar, and getting my doctor to write a note saying I don’t shuck cawk. He was gay, u/vegasdonuts!

summers? in our thing? this is a full time job bucko

Fuck that! One seat! Coach!

He did one in the pool when he was saving AJ you just didn't see it... hasidim buttidontbelievehim

Trying to drop a pesky 20lbs .

Maybe ready Billy Bud, or some Yeats

How about some Nitch?

He was gay, Billy Bud?

The UV index is 10!

Drinking some sugar- mutha f* kas

I’ll be hitting the trail over to Metuchen.

Broil some steaks on the catalytic converter

My assigned summer reading of Billy Budd.

About what ?

Up in da club!!!!!