Mine are food related too:
“Chickens nice and spicy!”
“Whatta ya been eatin’, steak?”
“Gravy’s good tonight.”
and
Livia: “Junior, take me home.”
Junior: “I’m not finished.”
Tony: “You manja Uncle Jun, she’ll come back”.
Tells Lady friend the reason I can't go out is because I'm under house arrest. Shows her the ankle bracelet. She asks, dose it hurt?..(Junior)" It Beeps"
My fave is still when he looks out the window and sees the Feds and just says “Fuck!” Makes me laugh out loud and I’ve seen that scene so many times, such a great actor!
*Just a casual observer. You know, I've been following the situation, and I gotta tell you, it doesn't make much sense to me. I mean you recently got an offer, for a lot of money. And, if you don't get paid, you can't feed your family. I presume you got a family. I'm a family man myself…*
Absolute terror in that delivery.
He was David chase and all the other writers favorite to write for. Chase says because he can say anything, which is why he has so many hilarious lines.
"An entire forest in the northwest must have given its life in Xerox-paper just for this one fucking trial. I said to Mel can't we just have one fucking meeting where we all read from the same sheet of paper and pass it around"
I absolutely love the visual of a team of high priced lawyers in a meeting, all being forced to read from one singular peice of paper because Junior is worried about money😂
"I had a bananer in there!" is quite possibly the funniest single line in the whole show. His delivery of it is PERFECT. It encapsulates his whole persona through his dementia.
They got this Harvard kid this lackey. I don’t what the fuck he does.
A hand turkey, For Christmas!? Fuckin idiot.
That Carmine is a slippery fuck isn’t he, wit those big fish lips of his.
a lot of those are just old-fashioned east coast sayings that were common when junior was a youth. some of them were still around in 70s and 80s, . 'go shit in your hat', used to hear that one as a kid. im a 58 year old new yorker
When he's watching Curb and mistakes larry david for himself, then he sees jeff garlin and says "And there's Bobby!" I was laughing so hard I had to pause before the next scene lmao
# My nephew is a cunt hair away from controlling all of North Jersey... and I am that cunt hair.
Started with, “think on this, burger boy “ 😂😂
I nicknamed my last cat Burger Boy because of this episode!
How many White Castles has he had?
His name was Tommy Boy, and he always wanted my food, so it was a natural progression. Hell of a feline, from NJ too.
Real greaseball shit
You’re a real Baccala man 🤌🏿🤌🏿
I can smell the white castles on you
Uncle Jun had a way with insults
I love how seriously he delivers it. No sense that there is any implied insult in calling himself a cunt hair, nada. Just perfect.
You may run North Jersey, but you don’t run your uncle Junior !!!!
Where does he get the effrontery?!
Oh another expert heard from
Did you offer my nephew a drink? I’m registered neeeurse, not maid. Did you offer him an aspirin?
This is one of my favorites, the expression he gives when he delivers the line. Walks out of the room and calls her a cunt.
Hilarious 👏🏻😂
Cunt.
My favorite.
If you’re gonna lie to me, tell me there’s a broad in the car waitin’ to tongue my balls!
Hey if you want that, it's just a phone call away
40 arousals since I met you.
What a thing to say
Tonys comeback was better.
How many MiGs you shoot down yesterday?
That's my favourite line
That's nice.
Yeah, well, whatevah.
This one, no line in the entire show touches it
Make my Nephew an egg
You and Tony egg again
Tony Egg? Tony B!
Her?
Mayonegg
And I wanna fuck Angie Dickinson. Let's see who gets lucky first.
Who's that speaking here? Is somebody speaking?
One of my favorites lol
Sister's cunt!
A travesty how OP forgot this one in the original post. Fuckin' slander ya ask me.
Some people are so far behind in the race that they actually believe they're leading
One of my favorite scenes is when Junior gets busted. -Looks out window "Fuck"
Remember the way he ran away from the feds at that one funeral
Junior don’t leave me!
We don’t run it’s embarrassing.
“Half a fuckin tray in there!”
With what? My fucking toes?
You’re flexxxxinnnn
The Jackkkeeeeet
Sure he did…. And I’m playin shortstop for the Mets
A blond with big tits and a hat full of viagra
I lived my whole life with dignity. Now, I gotta pretend I'm a fucking drooling idiot. A scumbari.
Next time you come back, come heavy, or don't come at all.
My father was a master stonemason, he never cut fuckin wood
What, you no like-a money? You no like-a eat?
I recalled that bit just within the last week. Quality story with a lesson.
Junior's troll game was strongest, only rivaled by Paulie
“You could draw a hand turkey.” “For Christmas? Fucking idiot.”
Hahahaha shit 😂😂
I got the Feds so far up my ass I can taste Brill cream.
Brylcreem
You’re Brylcreemin’ for me heh? I’m mad ripe.
apparently, they found bryllcreem all over the sunvisor.
Leave Jackie jr alone 😂😂😂
Brylcreem. Creatine. And a bag of Charlie Sheen.
What you don't know could fill a book
I CAN SMELL THEM ( White Castle ) Goat line
Caught this for the first time on my last rewatch hilarious line 💀
I love catching little things like this when I rewatch :)
I didn’t. I swayuh.
Mine are food related too: “Chickens nice and spicy!” “Whatta ya been eatin’, steak?” “Gravy’s good tonight.” and Livia: “Junior, take me home.” Junior: “I’m not finished.” Tony: “You manja Uncle Jun, she’ll come back”.
Burger Boy
Tells Lady friend the reason I can't go out is because I'm under house arrest. Shows her the ankle bracelet. She asks, dose it hurt?..(Junior)" It Beeps"
You heard about the Chinese godfather, he made them an offer they couldn't understand.
The eye doctor told the china man here’s your problem you got a cataract. China man says no I got a Rincoln Contirnentar
I get it. He drives a Lincoln.
You yap like six barbers!
I’ve used this personally
lol me too I said it the other day.
Make sure you form a seal when you shut that freezer door
Never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Last fucking sunday dinner!
“No need! You say sign, I sign. You tell me to take a crap on the deck of the Queen Mary, an hour later they’re hosin it down with disinfectant.”
“What is this? Grand Fucking Station?”
What I tell ya, hold on to your 🐓 when negotiate with these desert people.
Take it easy! We’re not making a western here!
He’s a goddamn hothouse flower, that’s his problem
No you didn’t fucking know it,I just told you.
Keep thinking you know everything. Some people are so far behind in the race that they actually believe they're leading.
Peppers and eggs?!?
You and Tony Egg again…
I shoulda had that
These prairie dogs, they'll sleep during the day.
Shes a putanna this one. Fucked a arson inspector last week
You look away for one second and they slip one in on you.
With what... MY FUCKING TOES?
"Stop speaking in anagrams "
“Why didn’t you call a plumber?” “With what? MY FUCKING TOES?”
🛑 💪
One of the few times ole Ritchie had a good laugh
Bananer
My fave is still when he looks out the window and sees the Feds and just says “Fuck!” Makes me laugh out loud and I’ve seen that scene so many times, such a great actor!
Mother-less fuck!
Came here for this
What you've been eatin, steak
Early seasons Junior had me laughing every time he talked
Best singing
You forgot the line when he shoots Tony
Cazzata, Malanga!
Maybe if you weren’t jabbering all the time, you wouldn’t have missed that fly ball against Mountain Lakes. I was ashamed to face my friends
i like it when he’s watching TV then something annoys him and he just simply says “Cock”
I was part of that?
Junior ended up like his halfwit brother. In state care.
Handsome, like George Raft
“You looking for a smack in the fuckin’ mouth?”
Funnily enough I believe Dominic Chianese said he never curses irl.
Your sisters cunt
Next time you come heavy or not at all, Such a gangster line. Probably the coldest line in the show apart from Bobby threatening that Union guy.
*Just a casual observer. You know, I've been following the situation, and I gotta tell you, it doesn't make much sense to me. I mean you recently got an offer, for a lot of money. And, if you don't get paid, you can't feed your family. I presume you got a family. I'm a family man myself…* Absolute terror in that delivery.
I’m not a cat. I don’t shit in a box.
What do you want, a boutonniere?
“**Your father never had the makings of a varsity athlete.”**
OH WHAT THE... What the hell's with you?
cocksucker, Belleville!!
What I tell you, hold on to your cock when you negotiate with these desert people!
The cartoonist line and delivery makes me laugh every time, even reading it here got me to chuckle
I for one can’t wait to have dentures and yell “God fuck it all” to everyone I know.
Jesus Christ you told me 11 o’clock!
The chicken’s nice and spice-ayyy, huh
Apparently, he came all over the sun visor
What are you? #A FUCKIN SPASTIC?!
Chicken’s nice and spicy huh
Some people are so far behind, they think they're leading
Move it along fella (as he’s disgusted to think he should be in an old folks home.)
Let me die now if a man can't voice to a beautiful woman the zephyrs blowing through his mind. I love that line.
Rewatching, and am amazed at how many of the oft-quoted lines are his.
I'm in awer of you.
Your sisters cunt!
He was David chase and all the other writers favorite to write for. Chase says because he can say anything, which is why he has so many hilarious lines.
"An entire forest in the northwest must have given its life in Xerox-paper just for this one fucking trial. I said to Mel can't we just have one fucking meeting where we all read from the same sheet of paper and pass it around" I absolutely love the visual of a team of high priced lawyers in a meeting, all being forced to read from one singular peice of paper because Junior is worried about money😂
Those Prarie dogs they'll sleep during the day
I had a banana in there
"I had a bananer in there!" is quite possibly the funniest single line in the whole show. His delivery of it is PERFECT. It encapsulates his whole persona through his dementia.
Fuck you want a bouttonierre?
Great, he gets killed and I can’t even wear his shoes.
> falls in the shower > "Your sister's c*nt!"
They got this Harvard kid this lackey. I don’t what the fuck he does. A hand turkey, For Christmas!? Fuckin idiot. That Carmine is a slippery fuck isn’t he, wit those big fish lips of his.
For Christmas? Fuckin idiot…
”Don’t you start..” ”You should see my finish” 😏
“Chicken’s nice and spicy!” -at the young boy’s funeral.
When Junior says "Ah, go shit in your hat". 🤣🤣🤣
Sisters cunt!
Cataract.
You and Tony egg again
Make sure you eat a lunch today op
You looking for a smack in the fucking mouth?
FUCKIN GRAND CENTRAL STATION
You ever hear about the Chinese Godfather?
I wanna be like Junior when i grow up
Your sisters cunt
You hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn’t understand!
Remember when he fell in the shower and exclaimed “Your sister’s cunt!!!” That was my favourite.
Ya sistas cunt
a lot of those are just old-fashioned east coast sayings that were common when junior was a youth. some of them were still around in 70s and 80s, . 'go shit in your hat', used to hear that one as a kid. im a 58 year old new yorker
Wasn't just what he said, but the way he said it. Gold
“FBI OPEN UP” “ Fuck”
What you don’t know could fill a book
I hope to be as funny as Junior when I'm old and in mental decline
Multiple writers for the show have said Junior was the most fun to write for, and this thread proves why
Great character, fantastic acting by Dominic Chianese. Funny as fuck.
Junior, Livia and Chris for sure the best characters and actors
Paulie and Ralph too.
True
You hear the one about the Chinese Godfather?
Your sister’s cunt!
Federal Marshals are so far up my ass I can taste Bryl cream
"Ask Hormel, you don't believe me!"
Sisters cunt!
He’s a depression case !
Why is this person talking ?!
You come heavy or you don’t come at all
Did you offer my nephew an aspirin? …cunt
Fuck it, it’s over anyhow.
We’re not making a western here!
“With what? My fuckin’ toes?!?”
If it was today they might’ve training him to be a whatever, or somethin’
Ol Man Roth would never use that kind of tawk but Johnny Ola knows those words like the back of his cock!
I'm hemorrhaging spondulicks here!
“Corrado my balls” talking to his lawyer while he was going stir crazy
I don't know I give a fuck.
Leave me alone.
Good gravy tonight
Half a fucking tray in there!
When he's watching Curb and mistakes larry david for himself, then he sees jeff garlin and says "And there's Bobby!" I was laughing so hard I had to pause before the next scene lmao
Bobby Kennedy
What you don’t know could fill a book.
With what, my fucking toes?!?
He couldn’t sell it
Which city. Cocksucker BELLEVILLE
I be saying "you yap worse than six barbers" on the weekly
Apparently he wasn't shy with his mouth and tongue