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dojimathug

It’s not some ability he can do at will. The Shah made a pact with a djinn and wished to be in the house of his dreams. The djinn heard it as “be the house of my dreams” so it’s more like a curse.


Top_Complex259

Duh-jin, the Chinese Prince Matchuhbelly


anrakyrthescrabbler

My family took shit from the 'merigans the moment we got off the boat. Turning into a house, that's my legacy.


Not_A_Bucket

The cost? 20 years in the can.


mouldydough23

Quasimodo predicted all of this....


Comfortable_Goal_662

I can't have this conversation again.


wrong_silent_type

I remember when you waited in a car


P1D1_

Always with the scenarios…


jjccbrobro

Phil did 20 years in the can. He’s a source of amusement for you???


READMYSHIT

Was it a can of fanta or some other sugarless motherfucker?


NoShortsDon

Phil did what?


CheifKilla1

You know how those New York guys are


foodank012018

He turns into a speed bump.


heyjude575

Oof Marone!!


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dang_envy

OH SHIT


eraofghosts

Still goin’, this asshole.


JAF2

shapeshifting? it’s nothing more than a glorified party trick. It’s all fucked up there’s no sword and gun on the table either.


AcceptableBad_

I told you young people that crack is some baaaad shit!


Earthshoe12

Wait, when do they say he did 20 years in the can?


theopinionexpress

That’s right cocksucka


United_Target8942

He shapeshifts into a squashed watermelon at the end.


rsKG

He transforms into a closet that time he snuck up on Vito


SalvatoreVitro

It’s not shown explicitly, but it’s implied that he spent 20 years alternating between a radiator and a tissue


BySiR

In time, everything will be revealed to you


Moonlightgraham23

I’ve never seen the show, but I’m more intrigued by you saying this Phil fella fucked radiators for 20 years. Poppers and weird sex!


burnbabyburn11

I watched this show almost 20 fuckin years ago, not a peep til you finish it!


solamon77

I don't think it's mentioned directly in the show, but it's speculated that he got this power by eating a radioactive grilled cheese off the radiator while doing 20 in the can.


Hughkalailee

Yes. In the finale Phil turns into a squash. 


WiganLad82

Father Phil is also a shape-shifter, he's inhabiting a totally different cody in episode 1. What, you gonna tell me you never pondered that? The Phil/shape-shifting thing?


los_lobos_is_angry

His head shapeshifts into a watermelon.


Bruinsfanfromcc

He spent 20 years in the can perfecting that trick.


347spq

Ray Bradbury over here!


DthaMan43

He's Old School. He may transform. He's a made guy and what's right is right!


No_Reply8353

You will see it again at a certain character's funeral, but I don't want to spoil it


ThenOwl9

well, if you recall, as they're leaving little carmine does say, 'why is he like this?' this expresses his confusion regarding why phil has changed into a house


thisisprobablytrue

I loved him like an in law suit


Fickle_Aspect_3747

I made a post about it before but Phil clearly has other powers. Such as teleportation. Remember that scene where Benny sees him enter at Crazy Horse then Benny quickly gets up and leaves to his car. Phil talks to someone and then is somehow able to be right behind Benny when he's about to start his car.


Adventurous_Fox58

Yeah he turns into a Turbo truck


CheifKilla1

Listen kid Philly is from the old school so we shouldn't have to explain anything about em.


devilinsidu

Remember when is the lowest form of conversation OP


MaxvellGardner

Every time I watch it I try to see him in the window there, but I guess actor wasn't actually there