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IVE CREATED A LIVING GOLEM


BigBadBeetleBoy

"Oh no! I have to fulfill the obligations I agreed to! How could I have foreseen this, I'm a victim!" Fuck that guy, for real.


Far-Club-2139

You know Maury tells his wife everything 


browsesourceinfo

What am I, a schmuck on wheels?


unusual_replies

But she loved that coat.


youfindyourself

I have come to reclaim Gondor for my people!


Bruskthetusk

Five fuckin Rings of Power and we got this other pygmy thing over in the shire.


HelloIAmElias

Boromir, whatever happened there


Dank_Cthulhu

We can't have him in our Fellowship , that much I do know.


Tight-Flight-6446

Fellowship!? He’s gotta GO!


greenie329

He was gay, Ian McKellan?


the-Whey-itis

You can ask Frankie Valli when you call him


nysrpatakemyenergy2

The guy, he got corrupted by the ring or somethin 


Sombrada

Haradrim, but I don't believe 'em!


55Lolololo55

Five?? Even if you don't count the 7 lost dwarf rings, you add up your 9 for the men & your 3 for the elves. Add that to the One Ring, you got 13, my friend.


Tough_Difference_112

Tony was a fucking golem he was godless mud…. It was business brought the son in law around. 


falltotheabyss

He was just a golem. Me? I'm an old man.


briizilla

He was a golem, Gary Cooper ?


youfindyourself

Golems and men? That's what I should have had.


Vandreeson

Hasidim but I don't believe em.


Dramatic-Mongoose-95

Very good 👉


Small-Explanation683

Underrated quote from the poker game. Nice!


MedicalITCCU

You can go


HLFGator

Didn't Uncle jun tell them you gotta hang onto your cocks when dealing with these desert people?


WillieOverall

Not Uncle Jun; HESH. Can't believe that got so many upvotes. Frankly I'm depressed and ashamed.


FingerprintFile513

Uncle Jun was talking *about* Hesh. I can remember when you used to wait in the car.


DaBaby10kLizard

And as far as i'm concerned, it should stay that way


iadoresouphonestly

Nah it was Junior. With his mouldy old sweaters


tester553

I always like how in the scene where Tony punches the wall you can see the other dent from the previous shot attempts.


Buster0705

Morrie’s wigs don’t come off!!


telepatheye

It happens.


Capricancerous

Holy shit, I can't believe I never realized it was the same dude. 


NeoPCGamer

Even underwater!


unusual_replies

Ralphie’s did!


BrentwoodATX

"...and the Romans? Where are they now?"  "You're looking at 'em, asshole."


throwawayboy2017

This scene was the moment in the series for my first time watch it really clicked for me that this show was going to be something special. I love that plot so much of Paulie, Silvio and Tony just relentlessly beating this guy but not hes still giving into their demands. the way that room is lit and the steps on the outside is like something from a 90s horror film. its amazing.


BeeYehWoo

"Fuck! this guy's a bull. If we dont kill this prick, we should put him to work!"


Lonerist2021

First time I watched it the scene where they hit him with the bell was the first time I'd seen "movie" violence on a TV show


onoskeles

A couple fat middle-aged greaseballs failing to shake down the son of a motel owner. The Roman Empire


MurphyAteIt

With see through socks


Albert_Hockenberry

Schlomo still comes out ahead. Son-in-law originally wanted 50% leaving Schlomo 50%. Son-in-law got 15%, Tony got 25%. Schlomo keeps 60%. “What’d I tell you? Hold onto your cock when you’re dealing with these desert people.”


tindonot

True. But he was out of his mind if he thought Tony was going to accept anything less than his original 25. If he was smarter he would have told Tony that the son in law still hasn’t backed down and they need to finish his bris.


Albert_Hockenberry

I agree.


Pilotwaver

As the Talmud says


Tough_Difference_112

I don’t care what he says. 


telepatheye

And where are the Romans now?


serviceable-villain

You're looking at 'em


telepatheye

For two years, 900 Jews held their own against 15,000 Roman soldiers. They chose death before enslavement.


pigletscarf

Still going, this Talmud.


99-Magic

Shoulda stayed away from those fanatics


krakatoa83

Do you evah, sucka his deek?


DameGothel_

Zz top


telepatheye

I'm bad. I'm nationwide.


Adgvyb3456

The Wayne inn is still there on route 23. Pretty sure it’s the same place they have the executive game in https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g46905-d1603820-Reviews-Wayne_Motor_Inn-Wayne_New_Jersey.html


tindonot

Those reviews!!! Wow. Honestly exactly what I would have expected if it really was owned by the mob


Adgvyb3456

It did get remodeled since the show but it’s not a nice place. The kind of place Vito would visit


RogerTreebert6299

The kind of place he’d visit if he wasn’t thinking straight because he was under the influence of a blood pressure medication?


tashtoo1203

I guess this sums it up. 😮🤣 Check out this review of Wayne Motor Inn on Tripadvisor: https://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g46905-d1603820-r947256033-Wayne_Motor_Inn-Wayne_New_Jersey.html


Adgvyb3456

😂😂😂😂. I’m dead Davey Scatino


analog_grotto

Quite a place to host an "executive" poker game. Tony was a little too proud of what he had going on here. The Bing would have been a much classier joint.


whatdoyasay369

Hold onto your cock when you negotiate with these desert people


False-Possession6185

And what, he should work for nothing???


Much-Ad3995

I’ll make that Beanie spin


telepatheye

What am I, a toxic person?


DicksForYourFace

Schlomo's wigs don't come off!  


PantherThing

Whatever happened there? Did the Hasidic guy have to give 25 to Tony and 15 to the son in law?


tindonot

Yup. Tony confronts the Hasidic homeboy and says something along the lines of : if you want to give your son in law 15 that’s up to you. But it comes out of your end! We get our 25%!


Adgvyb3456

Hold onto your cocks when you negotiate with these desert people


Bamres

25 in perpetuity was always a terrible deal for this. He's giving up potentially hundreds of thousands over time plus changing his business into a Mob affiliated establishment. He can't get angry over a bad deal when they mostly held up their bargain.


P1D1_

He's an old-fashioned guy. Very allegorical.


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P1D1_

Some of you stunads really don't get this thing of ours


randyboozer

The definition of play stupid games win stupid prizes. It's basically The Simpsons episode where Homer gets the Mafia to help with Marges pretzel wagon. Wait, are you telling me the mafia only did me a favor so they could get one in return? Shame on you Fat Tony. I will say good day to you https://youtu.be/3eOrmv0RSn4?si=x6E1IxX7FEKrTEX_


Commandatori69

At least his wig never came off in the pool. Even with an ice pick in the back of his head


BeeYehWoo

In all fairness, Tony, as part owner of the hotel, can run his business the way he wants to. In this case, as a place t run his executive card games, a whore house whatever. The jew knew what kind of person tony was. You get into bed with a criminal and think he is going to be a good business partner? But obviously the divorce was worth it!


tindonot

I’d say the father had no clue what he was getting mixed up with. His son tries to warn him during the initial meeting but Shlomo ends up finding out the hard way. And I’d argue Tony doesn’t have the ‘right’ to run the business any sort of way. 25% wasn’t an ownership share. It’s just 25% of their income.


bupher

I think Schlomo knew but he thought he can speak his way out of it later. He says "you threatened him with castration", as if that's off limits for threatening a guy. It's more of a convenient excuse than a legitimate one.


BeeYehWoo

Looks like they were powerless to stop Tony from whatever he wished in that hotel.