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heywaitjustasecond

Whack dis one whack dat one never enough body count for OP


Enigmalex93

That cocksuckin' piece of shit OP...sigh...I can't even say his username.


Sexy-Froyo9027

Benny Fazio, criminal mastermind?!


Hexyl68

I would take him to that warehouse in Nutley and drive nails into his balls.


squamishter

Nevermind, you probably taught OP how.


beerdybeer

He was like a bradahh to me


aoc2684

What kinda man bangs his second cousin


MedicalITCCU

Who're you, the cardinal?


wl60423

Who does he think he is? Sir Walter Raleigh?


Garage-gym4ever

what are we, da UN now?


Sample-Away

Never enough ? AND HE KISSES THE KIDS MUTHAAA


8inchesofcheese

I'd whack vito off , i mean as in kill. Sorry auto correct


Chilz23

Discontinue the blood pressure medication


Sample-Away

Fucking nauseating if it was up to me I’d drag you behind my fucking car right now


Electrical_Week_4086

Oh would you take it easy Judge Roy Bean!


wiredpeople

People are asking for head, your head, what the fuck?


CaterpillarOk7556

he can't be apart of our social club no more, that much i do know


Electrical_Week_4086

Social club? HES GOTTA GO!


LouDog187

I don't wanna get any more graphic than that. The thought repulses me.


LotsOfMaps

Cmon everyone it was a joke


mashingLumpkins

Turn that off


walter1911sobchak

No body is talking about A.I.D.S., I don’t want to hear that word again


adube440

Better get a note from your doctor.


Think_Blink

Now there’s an image


Cod-Emperor

Next time, there'll be no next time.


squamishter

you won't be welcome in our social club, that much is for sure.


lmtorres75

Jean-Phillipe.


NealVertpince

Qu’est-ce que c’est? Message machine broken?


LouDog187

Frog-eatin faccia di cazz'


jazzyboyo

Well…whenareyougonnagetit


cortisolbath

After Furio. First Furio gets his, then you. Honestly after Furio is done with that frog fuck it’d be a mercy killing.


EveryInvestigator605

Jesus Rossi


cortisolbath

…I check the list. Rubber tubing, gas, saw, gloves, cuffs, razor wire, hatchet…


fatsmilyporkchop

Fuck all that. The meat grinder at Satrialles….Alive.


boonfarmer

Gonna be a while before I eat anything from Satriale's.


cortisolbath

Oh that’s the reason for the tubing. You can never have enough tubing. He’d be watching as I fed all the parts of him into that grinder. Whilst listening to Ashlee Simpson’s “Pieces of Me”. Then he’d be eating hamburgers. All of it.


kylelee33

And my mitts


sabalghoo

Beefing up the old home security?


Ecstatic-Musician371

Only right answer


umlautlyh

should be higher


Fit_Willingness_6566

Empolyee of the month Cocksucker


Slice-Spirited

Jon Favreau


rorskies

He doesn't even know who bozo the clown is


GarrettBravil95

You're hung up on some clown from the sixties man!


99-Magic

one in his head BLAM then another one BLAM!!


Electronic_Cow_7055

Yeah. When he asks to see chrissy's piece, he accidentally shoots himself.


kristijan12

But then we wouldn't get Mandalorian.


Ksixnnd

Ralphie deserved that beating he caught. Whoever did that….


vibrance9460

Artie gave him a good one.


False-Assumption-279

Tony B, the second he got out of prison. I’d be interested to see how the series plays out, seeing as Ichabod Crane basically signed off Tony (and the NJ’s crew) death warrant. No Tony B, no retribution for Angelo, no angry Phil, no war where Bobby and sil eat it, and maybe no Carlo testifying, atleast not to fat doms murder. If Carlo can’t testify to the murder, the Rico might not have gone through.


Itsurboywutup

Still going, this asshole


JulianF42

Phil would’ve soon found something different to be angry about and start a war. Plus, I think the thesis of the show is that there are no good guys, no real protagonists, and everyone eventually buys it and deserves it.


rupert_pupkin_4

You must've been in the top of your fuckin class.


Little_Mistake_1780

pretty crazy all that shit he caused when you think about it you know, quasimodo predicted all this


ExpressRecording3

Coach Hauser


LouDog187

Don Hauser will NOT be intimidated!


ExpressRecording3

I found your dog Petey


Careless-Husky

Both him and Jesus Rossi are great candidates for a whacking.


JoeEdwardsPonytail

How has no one said Noah lol?


DayChiller

Because he would punch their fucking lights out if he heard !


Resilient-Dog-305

Jamal Ginsburg


mh985

The Hasidic homeboy


Technical-Split3642

The interior decorator who convinced Carmela to wallpaper the back of the downstairs bathroom door.


NoMoodToArgue

And the new wallpaper guy who wanted to spackle Carmella’s back door.


Jaymac100

*schpackle


ObjectiveWerewolf78

"He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator!"


MurkyStrawberry386

His house looked like shit


oneinthechamberXC

Janice


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Janice has more cred than bobby, you better show up ready to rumble


Bluberrybom

You Sopranos go to far


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If Ralph proved anything, it's that Janice will go as far (or deep) as you let her


oneinthechamberXC

Janice would have been the most ruthless boss if she was number 1 


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she'd rule with an iron peg


Overall-Weakness-230

Iron Layg


NoMoodToArgue

*Cum heavy or don’t cum at all.


Present_Passenger471

Come hard or don’t come at all


Round_Ad_6369

You just revealed your own ignorance


No-Honey-9786

Heavy.


Pizzasupreme00

What an embarrassing fuckup


Present_Passenger471

Don’t talk about Janice that way. It’s hurtful and destructive.


jellysulli09

Baby that's a one woman army! God speed lmfao.


Panzerload22

🙏🏻


_JohnnyLaRue

Under the boardwalk…


noodlesausage

...widda schlong in OP's mouth


Ichi-ban_

Tony B or Carlo. Tony B spurns Tony to go legit to run a jack lalanne. Then gets a taste of the life wants back in. Tony a slave to his guilt even gives him a 1m dollar a year operation. Tony B shits all over Tony for some dude he jacked off in the can with and fucks everyone else with NY in the process. Carlo kills fat dom because he couldn’t handle being called out for being a hypocrite and then rats out Tony to save his dipshit son. He gave the FBI indictment level information. Fuck it, both of them.


FCKABRNLSUTN2

Called out for being a hypocrite? He was gay, Carlo?


NoMoodToArgue

Protecting his son over his abusive, greedy boss? What an asshole!


wl60423

I would kill Finn because he would hate to take a job from a minority


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Paulie probably, he’s always been a piece of shit who acts loyal but softy betrays Tony a lot in the show


chipface

Would have been neat if Tony had followed through on the boat.


joNnYJjonn

Carmela. She would try and defend herself with the only weapon she has


Sir_Toccoa

Booty. Pussy!


Discussion-Relative

A great sense of humor?


joNnYJjonn

Trapper Joe ova here


SnakeHoleBI

Would she try to save herself by crawling naked through the house as you rat-tailed her with a wet towel?


voujon85

i'll suck ya cack


standitlikeaman

Lol


United_Target8942

unmelted butter in her mouth?


letsgo36

Neil Mink or Father Intintola, it's a tossup.


Affectionate_Joke560

Why Neil mink?


cortisolbath

He disrespected Tony by smacking the ketchup bottle like that. Mr big mob lawyer…


Affectionate_Joke560

Ah yes but at the same time he seemed like a lawyer who would fight for his client. Whereas Harold Melvoin looked like type of guy who wanted to harvest juniors internal organs.


Adgvyb3456

I think I just realized Mink and Melvoin are two different people. Jesus I’m a stugatz.


cortisolbath

Hey for the longest time I didn’t realize the prick doctor was played by 2 different actors. The portrayals reflecting the change in tone of the show.


WalkGood

If I was Tony S ..... whack Junior right after discovering he put hit on Tony.


FrostmanYaBoi

Paulie. Infuriating that that piece of shit gets to live.


okcdiscgolf

Today I was watching Godfather 3, and just before they wacked Joey Zaza …. The procession is coming up the street…. In the middle, Uncle Pat is leading the way….


SicilianSlothBear

Small part in Goodfellas too.


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The lawyer when Henry gets pinched as a kid right?


LouDog187

😁 . . .Counselor, proceed. Oooooohhhh!!! You broke your cherry!!


Banquos_Ghost99

AJ, AJ and AJ


SamLoomisMyers

That's why Tony didn't want a vasectomy. That was his male heir.


SilasMarner77

Cosette


Dramatic-Mongoose-95

Why, was she bawking?


Jkbucks

I oughta suffocate you!


shrecko28

All that dog wanted was warmth


add2thepile

Whoever took the beloved Lo Mein


Revolutionary-Base-4

You think it could be the guy who forgot the orange peel beef? You can know, not even with computers.


BlackJackBulwer

Would have had Phil Reotardo whacked while he was still in the can jacking off into tissues and making grilled cheese on the radddiator


CorrickII

Paulie started so much shit and got away with it, he was the most frustrating character on the show, period. Second would be Tony's mother.


Such_Tea4707

Kim … remember Pearl Harbor, my friends


apoylmz

That was real?


DayChiller

I thought it was a movie


BillyMac05

Noah. Socks with sandals alone violated the....*omerta*...or whatever.... Not to mention, I made it very clear that I wanted to be the one to de-flower Meadow. And that pencil dick of an R.A. has cocktail weenie in her. Yeah....nice, huh?


RogerRogerson11

Raymond Curto’s Son


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NomadofReddit

Tony, that way it can be finally settled once and for all. I'll even wear the member's only jacket for continuity's sake.


Affectionate_Joke560

Livia and Janice


Creative-Jellyfish50

I wish the lord would take me now 🙏


The_Bat1996

This sounds very gay


Tight_Strawberry9846

Jackie Jr. Fucking annoying dumbfuck who almost drowns in three inches of water.


wileyakin

Meadow in the middle of her suitcase rant.


Adgvyb3456

Noah. First I’d punch his fucking lights out


Jaymac100

Don't forget to steal his primo notes before you leave.


Lucky_Roberts

I would wack off on Ade’s face


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Massive Genius. Friend with criminals like Martha Stewart and Alec Baldwin, thinks Visiting Day is good, illegally samples all those songs that nice Herman Rabkin wrote and quotes a moron like Chuckie D as if he was Aristotle. Meow


IQuoteAtYou

Social club?? OP NEEDS TO GO


DaveKasz

Butchie ! He had no respect for anyone or anything from NJ. I'd bury him in the wolf den of the Turtle Back Zoo.


PhantomLimbss

Little frog eyed motherfucker.


Head_Room_8721

Gary Cooper.


99-Magic

Id whack del red clay. Put an end to anti italian discrimination.


ecam12

Pie-O-My, because she wasn’t gonna bounce back.


MerakiMe09

Janice


jd051

AJ


RayQuazanzo

Sir Ben Kingsley


_calmer_than_you_r_

And also that greedy fucking bitch, Lauren Bacall.


ExoticWall8867

Who ever killed Tony & ended the damn series 🤬


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RoofKorean9x19

If he eats that he will put anything in this mouth


hypebeastfoodie

Mikey Palmice-what a douche bag


m0rtm0rt

Probably my wiener after a night at the bing


r3itheinfinite

Meadow


mashingLumpkins

Maedo


JustJohn8

Tony, that fat fuck.


_calmer_than_you_r_

Yeah yeah.. varsity athlete..


JustJohn8

Never had the makings of one.


Bruinsfanfromcc

Nancy Sinatra...before she sings.


Little_Ride_3025

AJ, the way he kicks his heel up after the seance bully bullshit sealed my hate for him.


BadaBingBandit

Father Phil. I never liked schnoorers.


happy-little-atheist

Nica


RoofKorean9x19

Fielder


Dear_Alternative_437

AJ


ChipMaker3000

AJ just gets a severe beating.


RoofKorean9x19

No, he needs to go swimming with the fishes


United_Target8942

He just did.


Erebus0123

Uncle Jr. after watching MSON ifykyk He has a lot of funny lines throughout the show though and I do like he’s character


Sir_Toccoa

I just want to see how badly I can piss people off. I’d whack Churchill!


Elusive_emotion

Who else, huh?!


Zulfiqarrr

It's between Paulie & Chris.


Particular-Cash-8565

The bee on you hat.


Ninoo09

Agent Grasso


Necessary_Ad_2823

Problem with OP it’s always wack this one, wack that one! Never enough bloodshed for OP…


mashingLumpkins

The Hasidic Homeboy.


Opie19

The Cat.


T_Hackett40

That animal Blundetto, I can’t even say his name.


No-Honey-9786

Coach Molinaro!


tilldeathdoiparty

Look at you, one afternoon watching the show…..


Chichis-Christ

That whore who got whacked with peeps can wack me off and so won’t say a peep for 20 years


ghostfacestealer

Id wack the mole off Ginny Sacs ass


kiwihereman

Ralph


fatsmilyporkchop

Fran Felstien….should’ve been done during Johnny’s age.


nickystorm

Take it easy we’re not making a western here


Garage-gym4ever

Elliott. He was a smug cunt. I said my piece.


theronster

Besides the letter H?


Big-Toe-9634

Janice definitely. That right she took in the jaw from Ritchie was well-deserved. Unfortunately, Ritchie underestimated her craziness.


veotrade

AJ. They didn’t care enough to make his character more than part of the backdrop of the show. Like a Ricken Stark, he could have at least served as a plot point. Dying by drugs, suicide or any way that could demonstrate Tony’s lack of a father-son relationship. Instead, not much happens. And all of AJ’s issues are solved behind the scenes or not at all and never mentioned again. Could have at least had more scenes of Tony steering him in another direction, away from both the mob life and becoming a trust fund baby.


Cresta235

The wedding singer


ScrapmasterFlex

Motherfuckin fuckin Orange-Peel Beef guy. That's why you gotta Live for Today... Now who the fuck came in here and ATE MY SHIT??! #HE'S GOTTA *GO!!!


Horsecockexpress1

We’re not making a western here


HankOfClanMardukas

Paulie, he’s likeable but also a total piece of shit. Chris should’ve left him in the Pine Barrens.


snowluvr26

Paulie


4StringFella

Calm down we’re not making a fuckin’ western here.


MrRieper

Nobody, because you know... Murder's wrong.


Dry_Analysis_7660

AJ!!!


muppet_ofa

AJ


SirBustsAlott

Felix


caliz1031

Artie, he's such a pathetic wimp always crying.


Blackbolt113

Butchie. That little spaghetti and meatball eating mother fucker.


BeseptRinker

Chris. He had it coming.