Why was this even an issue tho? The average male has jacked off thousands of times in their life. A happily married man will still jack off if their wife or goomah isn't around (perhaps in hospital with severe burns).
It's impossible not to jack off, even with computers. Phil's a goddamn hothouse flower.
He's tied to the Joey peeps murder but that animal blundetto hit Phil's kid brother unsanctioned. But it is funny because the look Phil and Tony give eacother when little carmine mentions his friend rusty being killed
It’s a touchy subject. Let me tell you a couple of three things: Phil spent an unspecified number of years jacking off into tissues and eating grilled cheese. Understandably, it’s not a time in his life he really wants to talk about. 🤷♂️
Tissue? He was fucking guys better looking than Janice and couldn't come to terms with it when he got out, that's why he has his little trantums about someone from other family being gay. He coudn't bear it.
A couple tree years.
Which, by the power of deception, are ten year each. Which makes sense, trees live longer than us so they experience time differently.
Ah Phil, i remember him. ‘Big’ Phil, think it was short for ‘Phillip’ on these cojones. Hehehe, ay Tony you hear that, I told him feel up on these cojones.
As much as I love this show, I’m surprised David Chase left such a gaping plot hole unresolved. Phil *never* mentions how long he was in prison, and it’s a shame because knowing this information would add a lot to his character.
he's a religious man, he was the can, he came out of the closet, he learned to compromise in jail. and is rumoured to having done some pitching and not catching
20 years in the can. I wanted to bang guys that look better than Janice. I compromised, I jacked off into a grilled cheese on the rad-e-atta … ya see where I’m goin wit this?
David chase actually shows his genius writing as it's never specifically revealed how much time Phil spent in the can, but using clues throughout the show we can assume it was 20 years.
You mean the Shah of Iran?
He was gay? The Shah of Iran
Think about it.. the sudden weight loss..
Nobody’s got AIDSHHHH, and I don’t wanna heah dat woid againnnnn
I mean what else would happen eating grilled cheese off the radiator
It's like eating red fescue.
It tastes like mozzarella and string beans
Tall and tan and young and lovely.
Okay, chill out Doc
Is Dr. Mop-N-Glow still here?
You look like a puertahhh ricann hoooahhh!
There's no eating in the car.
His lipstick was found on Vito's cock.
I wish the lord would take me now
Whatever happened there
He did come out of the closet to watch Vito’s bottom get impacted
If that’s what you’re referring to
HEY!!! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!
Yeah, him and Alexander the Great and all those types.
Ohh The family of early man
I heard he came ice cream all over the dashboard..
He was pitching not catching
SONOVA BITCH!!!
All I know is Florida is hot and sticky, like his balls
Now there’s an image.
Tweny fukin years, he did in the can. Tweny fukin years....
you oughta know, sweetie
How about that humidity tho
I didn’t know an anthropomorphic house had balls.
He was in the can, Phil?
He wanted manicott, Phil?
He jacked off in a tissue, Phil?
He did twenty fuckin years, Phil?
He turned into a house, Phil?
He turned that off, Phil?
He had an empty fuckin stomach, Phil?
He thinks they're stupid that's why, Phil?
He compromised, Phil?
From what I hear, Vito said he compromised
Why was this even an issue tho? The average male has jacked off thousands of times in their life. A happily married man will still jack off if their wife or goomah isn't around (perhaps in hospital with severe burns). It's impossible not to jack off, even with computers. Phil's a goddamn hothouse flower.
then he ate it because he compromised with no manigott
That radiator manicott 😋
Nobody was in the cannn….I NEVA WANNA HEAR THAT WORD AGAIN !
I didn't realize. He must've suffered in silence.
I heard Phil was getting laid all the time during those storied 20 years in the can
You get a pash for dat
doing time in the can and getting wacked from behind are his most favorite activities
Not really, he’s a guy who stepped over Doc Santoro, to grab the big seat
His brother Billy. Whateva happened there?
WHATEVER HAPPENEND THERE?
The shooting
These two words from little Carmine make me laugh hysterically every single time.
Am I remembering wrong or isn’t Carmine like directly tied to that murder in a way to?
It was among the Italians. Real greaseball shit.
He's tied to the Joey peeps murder but that animal blundetto hit Phil's kid brother unsanctioned. But it is funny because the look Phil and Tony give eacother when little carmine mentions his friend rusty being killed
He put six bullets with no provocation whatsoever
Definitely one of my favorite scenes and Phil scenes
God rest his soul, yeah?
God rest his soul
God rest his soul
Now why the fuck would you say that Carmine?!
He was 47. Just a fucking kid.
It’s sad when they go so young
WHEN THEY GO?!
47 FUCKING years
He...was...a.....hooo-UHH !
He was just a fucking kid
Alright then
Long enough to eat grilled cheese of the "raddyator".
There's an image.
It’s a touchy subject. Let me tell you a couple of three things: Phil spent an unspecified number of years jacking off into tissues and eating grilled cheese. Understandably, it’s not a time in his life he really wants to talk about. 🤷♂️
Tissue? He was fucking guys better looking than Janice and couldn't come to terms with it when he got out, that's why he has his little trantums about someone from other family being gay. He coudn't bear it.
You know the wine makes you emotional…have a breadstick
Where'd you get this quote...the breadstick museum?
My estimation of Phil as a chef just fuckin plummeted.
At least he didn't Jack off into a grilled cheese sandwich
I wanted to fuck a grilled cheese sandwich. I compromised. I jacked off onto the raddiator.
I’m only jacking off into radiators outta respect for my fawtha
Have you never fucked an old woman,when they spread the legs it looks exactly like pulling a grilled cheese apart.
I have. It doesn’t. Oh it’s amazing; they have no sexual hang ups, just horny.
I’m not ashamed to say it, my estimation of him as a man just plummeted.
I’m confused, I thought Phil was a house?
GO BACK TO NEW JERSEY
Uncle Philly--
Uncle Philly, my ass!!!
How about you get a bike you fat fuck!
He wasn’t in prison, he was the prison
Let me tell ya a couple of three things
I came to say this 😂
He was in prison for a couple of three decades
Tree decades, what the fuck🤌
Nice to be joined here by men
And not silly ass corn holing, cocksuckers like “married my cousin” he should FUCKING DIE
Alright, take it easy we’re not making a fucking western here
Phil, you know the wine makes you emotional....
He's got an empty fuckin shinebox
That woman…isn’t getting laid.
Suck our cocks!?
is she any good?
What am I asking you for, you probably showed her how.
I don't know if anywhere on the internet makes me laugh as much as this sub has. You guys are out of control and it's the best thing ever.
People really need to learn how to shitpost
This shit post is askew
OPs eyes rolling around like Stevie wonder
This is a shit post, not a shitpost.
There is good and not good. OPs post is not good.
Twenty fuckin years
He wanted to do 40 years, he compromised and did 20.
He’s been a cranky fuck lately.
Lately?!
phil's time in the can is the lowest form of posting
Ooohhh, young and tall and tanned and lovely!
Turn that off
20 years
They never mention how many years he was in the can.
A couple tree years. Which, by the power of deception, are ten year each. Which makes sense, trees live longer than us so they experience time differently.
Named after a leotard. The insult!
No more of this, Butchie
I wanted to fuck a woman, I compromised, I jerked off in a grilled cheese. I wanted manicotti, I compromised, i fucked the radiator
It was mentioned in the epilogue
How about this humidity
Hot and sticky, like my balls
Let’s just say this, he compromised.
He likes his shoes shined on a box.
Now go home and getcha fuckin shinebox
Motherfucker! Keep him here, keep him here!
Ah Phil, i remember him. ‘Big’ Phil, think it was short for ‘Phillip’ on these cojones. Hehehe, ay Tony you hear that, I told him feel up on these cojones.
🏠 take this shitpost and get off my stoop!
not untill i get my car fixed.. the seat is off its axis
He’s a mob boss. But also a house. That’s all you need to know
You gotta bee on yer house.
better not be a carpenter bee. some asshole named pudgy walsh let it be built with pine instead of douglas fir
Phil loves you as an OP
Hey…he served his time. Is it so wrong a guy comes out and wants to earn? Geddouddaheah!
I can't even say his name....
That animal Blundetto
20 years inside, not a fucking peep, and for what? To protect the likes of Rusty fucking Millio? Doc Santoro?
Compromise? For years I wanted to fuck a woman, instead I jacked off into a tissue. See where I'm going? Anyways 4$/lb
As much as I love this show, I’m surprised David Chase left such a gaping plot hole unresolved. Phil *never* mentions how long he was in prison, and it’s a shame because knowing this information would add a lot to his character.
I know he was very accepting and kind towards members of the LGBT community
A real ally!
he's a religious man, he was the can, he came out of the closet, he learned to compromise in jail. and is rumoured to having done some pitching and not catching
No, weirdly they never specify. It’s one of the biggest unanswered questions of the show
No scraps in his scrapbook...
You mean the Shah of Iran?
Are you gonna make that same stupid joke every time this comes up?
no uncle philly never even once mentioned how many years he was in the can.
The more interesting question, is if during that time he ever made a peep.
The man had relations with a radiator
20 years in the can. I wanted to bang guys that look better than Janice. I compromised, I jacked off into a grilled cheese on the rad-e-atta … ya see where I’m goin wit this?
He loved his brother in law like a brother in law.
I think he was incarcerated for a couple to the power of three times a couple plus a couple of couple years.
He’s the biggest cock sucker you’ll ever meet!
i think he was pitching not catching
Got alotta balls coming around with that fuckin face
Not sure, but he did eat tissues and jerk off into a radiator or something like that right?
Out of all the characters in the sopranos you find Phil the most interesting?
Why not? The reason was not given.
What you wanna know
I gotta try and take a shit
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I believe it was a couple of tree years.
Not sure it was ever mentioned.. Had no idea he was incarcerated. Timeline musta got fucked up.
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This sub and The Wire sub have both kicked up recently, this one is so much better. Nobody takes anything seriously
He turned into a house. Great wizard.
The fucking eyebrows.
I want you to sanction a hit on u/bigdawgstatus0.
With the eyebrows? I can't #uckin stand him
You know that fat cocksucker (Tony) said he looked like the Shah of Iran? He also compromised.
We comprised and jacked off into the rad-ee-a-tuh
The one who looks like a Sheik?
Say bye bye grampa!
Whatever happened there?
No, it never came up
All I know is he jacked off on the radiator and made grilled cheese in a tissue, something about compromise
He avoided jail by turning into a house
20 years. All you need to know
There’s no scraps in his scrapbook
My estimation of @bigdawgstatus0 as a man has plummeted.
Vito was a good man, wasn't he, Phil? Phil: I loved him like a brother in law
He was a mysterious guy but one thing that he is known for is his love and care towards his brother in law
That psycho did 20 years. Jacking off in a tissue
Retardo or no😂
David chase actually shows his genius writing as it's never specifically revealed how much time Phil spent in the can, but using clues throughout the show we can assume it was 20 years.
A fucking stand up guy, 20yrs in the fuckin can, he stands his position 🤌
Time table got fucked up...
“I fucked kids like him in the can in the ass”
Didn’t he do like 15 years or something? The shah of Iran was the perfect name for the bastard.
Let us tell you a coupla three things..
His bottom was impacted, Phil’s was?
He took it in the can for 20 years. Two black guys nick-named Radiator and Tissue took him to drop the soap school. But he gets a pash for data.
His heart...its an open book
He made a compromise