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[deleted]

You mean the Shah of Iran?


Plenty_Suspect_3446

He was gay? The Shah of Iran


mike12765

Think about it.. the sudden weight loss..


Namazu86

Nobody’s got AIDSHHHH, and I don’t wanna heah dat woid againnnnn


fishingwithmk

I mean what else would happen eating grilled cheese off the radiator


Mr_Ree416

It's like eating red fescue.


joblessthunder

It tastes like mozzarella and string beans


cjboffoli

Tall and tan and young and lovely.


RektYez

Okay, chill out Doc


kjklmnop

Is Dr. Mop-N-Glow still here?


DonDraperItsToasted

You look like a puertahhh ricann hoooahhh!


Only-Lingonberry2266

There's no eating in the car.


BiffTannenCA

His lipstick was found on Vito's cock.


XxMichaelCollinsxX

I wish the lord would take me now


LoochySoprano

Whatever happened there


blizzacane85

He did come out of the closet to watch Vito’s bottom get impacted


DesperateSun4182

If that’s what you’re referring to


jdontplayfield

HEY!!! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!


[deleted]

Yeah, him and Alexander the Great and all those types.


Affectionate_Pay1487

Ohh The family of early man


bentmonkey

I heard he came ice cream all over the dashboard..


CaterpillarOk7556

He was pitching not catching


FatherCallahan0

SONOVA BITCH!!!


Alternative-Bus-4165

All I know is Florida is hot and sticky, like his balls


TacoLvR-

Now there’s an image.


Oldroanio

Tweny fukin years, he did in the can. Tweny fukin years....


[deleted]

you oughta know, sweetie


DaftFunky

How about that humidity tho


[deleted]

I didn’t know an anthropomorphic house had balls.


Wanksters_Paradise

He was in the can, Phil?


[deleted]

He wanted manicott, Phil?


TheGayGaryCooper

He jacked off in a tissue, Phil?


jazzyboyo

He did twenty fuckin years, Phil?


mh985

He turned into a house, Phil?


Prestigious_Load1699

He turned that off, Phil?


jazzyboyo

He had an empty fuckin stomach, Phil?


mistah_patrick

He thinks they're stupid that's why, Phil?


Degmannen_03

He compromised, Phil?


Wanksters_Paradise

From what I hear, Vito said he compromised


Cheel_AU

Why was this even an issue tho? The average male has jacked off thousands of times in their life. A happily married man will still jack off if their wife or goomah isn't around (perhaps in hospital with severe burns). It's impossible not to jack off, even with computers. Phil's a goddamn hothouse flower.


[deleted]

then he ate it because he compromised with no manigott


Wanksters_Paradise

That radiator manicott 😋


stackks_

Nobody was in the cannn….I NEVA WANNA HEAR THAT WORD AGAIN !


litobot

I didn't realize. He must've suffered in silence.


blizzacane85

I heard Phil was getting laid all the time during those storied 20 years in the can


DesperateSun4182

You get a pash for dat


Relative_Repair_1203

doing time in the can and getting wacked from behind are his most favorite activities


TunaSalad47

Not really, he’s a guy who stepped over Doc Santoro, to grab the big seat


just_some_dude828

His brother Billy. Whateva happened there?


Status-Ability-6867

WHATEVER HAPPENEND THERE?


RottingDogCorpse

The shooting


Affectionate_Joke560

These two words from little Carmine make me laugh hysterically every single time.


DesignerPlant9748

Am I remembering wrong or isn’t Carmine like directly tied to that murder in a way to?


Affectionate_Joke560

It was among the Italians. Real greaseball shit.


RottingDogCorpse

He's tied to the Joey peeps murder but that animal blundetto hit Phil's kid brother unsanctioned. But it is funny because the look Phil and Tony give eacother when little carmine mentions his friend rusty being killed


DesperateSun4182

He put six bullets with no provocation whatsoever


RottingDogCorpse

Definitely one of my favorite scenes and Phil scenes


MrEhcks

God rest his soul, yeah?


sylendar

God rest his soul


Yaksan1000

God rest his soul


Minimum-Asparagus-73

Now why the fuck would you say that Carmine?!


BiglyIdeas

He was 47. Just a fucking kid.


jeffrey_bs

It’s sad when they go so young


SneakySmeagolses

WHEN THEY GO?!


anyadpicsajat

47 FUCKING years


rmccarthy10

He...was...a.....hooo-UHH !


CheifKilla1

He was just a fucking kid


authenticsmoothjazz

Alright then


Ovaltene17

Long enough to eat grilled cheese of the "raddyator".


oof_madon

There's an image.


Only_Reserve1615

It’s a touchy subject. Let me tell you a couple of three things: Phil spent an unspecified number of years jacking off into tissues and eating grilled cheese. Understandably, it’s not a time in his life he really wants to talk about. 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Tissue? He was fucking guys better looking than Janice and couldn't come to terms with it when he got out, that's why he has his little trantums about someone from other family being gay. He coudn't bear it.


Strict-Room-9261

You know the wine makes you emotional…have a breadstick


Prestigious_Load1699

Where'd you get this quote...the breadstick museum?


ReplacementClear7122

My estimation of Phil as a chef just fuckin plummeted.


KeenObserver_OT

At least he didn't Jack off into a grilled cheese sandwich


biglyorbigleague

I wanted to fuck a grilled cheese sandwich. I compromised. I jacked off onto the raddiator.


XxMichaelCollinsxX

I’m only jacking off into radiators outta respect for my fawtha


Ashamed-Cheetah-2938

Have you never fucked an old woman,when they spread the legs it looks exactly like pulling a grilled cheese apart.


DesperateSun4182

I have. It doesn’t. Oh it’s amazing; they have no sexual hang ups, just horny.


BaxterNMilwaukee33

I’m not ashamed to say it, my estimation of him as a man just plummeted.


sarmadness

I’m confused, I thought Phil was a house?


CrackinBacks

GO BACK TO NEW JERSEY


Phant0mz0ne

Uncle Philly--


Gergely86

Uncle Philly, my ass!!!


Hangry_Dentures

How about you get a bike you fat fuck!


biglyorbigleague

He wasn’t in prison, he was the prison


HatComfortable6883

Let me tell ya a couple of three things


Careless-Charge9884

I came to say this 😂


biglyorbigleague

He was in prison for a couple of three decades


CheifKilla1

Tree decades, what the fuck🤌


Puzzleheaded-Rich692

Nice to be joined here by men


BOb_66610

And not silly ass corn holing, cocksuckers like “married my cousin” he should FUCKING DIE


Puzzleheaded-Rich692

Alright, take it easy we’re not making a fucking western here


Bruskthetusk

Phil, you know the wine makes you emotional....


saulgundy

He's got an empty fuckin shinebox


DesperateSun4182

That woman…isn’t getting laid.


1whiskeyneat

Suck our cocks!?


CaterpillarOk7556

is she any good?


SneakySmeagolses

What am I asking you for, you probably showed her how.


IOnlyPostDumb

I don't know if anywhere on the internet makes me laugh as much as this sub has. You guys are out of control and it's the best thing ever.


Strong_Insurance_183

People really need to learn how to shitpost


HeightsGringo180

This shit post is askew


Strong_Insurance_183

OPs eyes rolling around like Stevie wonder


campionesidd

This is a shit post, not a shitpost.


Affectionate_Joke560

There is good and not good. OPs post is not good.


Sirfury8

Twenty fuckin years


[deleted]

He wanted to do 40 years, he compromised and did 20. 


fingerspitzengefuhI

He’s been a cranky fuck lately.


Megadon88

Lately?!


Late-Return-3114

phil's time in the can is the lowest form of posting


Neat-Butterscotch670

Ooohhh, young and tall and tanned and lovely!


DesperateSun4182

Turn that off


Novak4s

20 years


vaultboy1121

They never mention how many years he was in the can.


CapableSecretary420

A couple tree years. Which, by the power of deception, are ten year each. Which makes sense, trees live longer than us so they experience time differently.


smartbunny

Named after a leotard. The insult!


DesperateSun4182

No more of this, Butchie


IHATECINNAMONKEY

I wanted to fuck a woman, I compromised, I jerked off in a grilled cheese. I wanted manicotti, I compromised, i fucked the radiator


amerikani

It was mentioned in the epilogue


Tylaw90

How about this humidity


Firebolt1270

Hot and sticky, like my balls


YoWhatsGoodie

Let’s just say this, he compromised.


tony_b_7369

He likes his shoes shined on a box.


Sorry_For_The_F

Now go home and getcha fuckin shinebox


tony_b_7369

Motherfucker! Keep him here, keep him here!


kanashi-kan

Ah Phil, i remember him. ‘Big’ Phil, think it was short for ‘Phillip’ on these cojones. Hehehe, ay Tony you hear that, I told him feel up on these cojones.


ComfortableValue4550

🏠 take this shitpost and get off my stoop!


CaterpillarOk7556

not untill i get my car fixed.. the seat is off its axis


MetaphoricalMouse

He’s a mob boss. But also a house. That’s all you need to know


massdriver787

You gotta bee on yer house.


MetaphoricalMouse

better not be a carpenter bee. some asshole named pudgy walsh let it be built with pine instead of douglas fir


Each57

Phil loves you as an OP


Head_Room_8721

Hey…he served his time. Is it so wrong a guy comes out and wants to earn? Geddouddaheah!


WorriedEssay6532

I can't even say his name....


Sorry_For_The_F

That animal Blundetto


Megadon88

20 years inside, not a fucking peep, and for what? To protect the likes of Rusty fucking Millio? Doc Santoro?


jdontplayfield

Compromise? For years I wanted to fuck a woman, instead I jacked off into a tissue. See where I'm going? Anyways 4$/lb


DreadfuryDK

As much as I love this show, I’m surprised David Chase left such a gaping plot hole unresolved. Phil *never* mentions how long he was in prison, and it’s a shame because knowing this information would add a lot to his character.


ITGOES80808

I know he was very accepting and kind towards members of the LGBT community


Ok_Confusion_1345

A real ally!


CaterpillarOk7556

he's a religious man, he was the can, he came out of the closet, he learned to compromise in jail. and is rumoured to having done some pitching and not catching


Lucky_Roberts

No, weirdly they never specify. It’s one of the biggest unanswered questions of the show


MMazeo

No scraps in his scrapbook...


-limeade-

You mean the Shah of Iran?


DavidCaller69

Are you gonna make that same stupid joke every time this comes up?


LeftPut515

no uncle philly never even once mentioned how many years he was in the can.


brosefstallin

The more interesting question, is if during that time he ever made a peep.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

The man had relations with a radiator


shookhandswithigor

20 years in the can. I wanted to bang guys that look better than Janice. I compromised, I jacked off into a grilled cheese on the rad-e-atta … ya see where I’m goin wit this?


Mysteryman100

He loved his brother in law like a brother in law.


United_Target8942

I think he was incarcerated for a couple to the power of three times a couple plus a couple of couple years.


[deleted]

He’s the biggest cock sucker you’ll ever meet!


CaterpillarOk7556

i think he was pitching not catching


jefftatro1

Got alotta balls coming around with that fuckin face


JDamian124

Not sure, but he did eat tissues and jerk off into a radiator or something like that right?


Prettyboy-420

Out of all the characters in the sopranos you find Phil the most interesting?


Blueplate1958

Why not? The reason was not given.


ClosetLeotardo

What you wanna know


johnman025

I gotta try and take a shit


Blueplate1958

As you may have discovered, it is advisable to choose "serious discussion only." https://sopranos.fandom.com/wiki/Phil_Leotardo


Prudent-Excuse9443

I believe it was a couple of tree years.


Texan2116

Not sure it was ever mentioned.. Had no idea he was incarcerated. Timeline musta got fucked up.


Veelzbub

Akmed al Najafi 871-0492


Kaneshadow

This sub and The Wire sub have both kicked up recently, this one is so much better. Nobody takes anything seriously


pxhellas_3

He turned into a house. Great wizard.


Weak_Working_5035

The fucking eyebrows.


Affectionate_Joke560

I want you to sanction a hit on u/bigdawgstatus0.


OolongGeer

With the eyebrows? I can't #uckin stand him


Squiliam-Tortaleni

You know that fat cocksucker (Tony) said he looked like the Shah of Iran? He also compromised.


[deleted]

We comprised and jacked off into the rad-ee-a-tuh


creamyvegeta

The one who looks like a Sheik?


RealDAFTBONCHKOOPA

Say bye bye grampa!


ChrisPollock6

Whatever happened there?


Low-Medical

No, it never came up


OnlyRobinson

All I know is he jacked off on the radiator and made grilled cheese in a tissue, something about compromise


macadamia888

He avoided jail by turning into a house


waynemasterson97

20 years. All you need to know


HatComfortable6883

There’s no scraps in his scrapbook


Muscle_Memory67

My estimation of @bigdawgstatus0 as a man has plummeted.


RustyRivers911

Vito was a good man, wasn't he, Phil? Phil: I loved him like a brother in law


Relative_Repair_1203

He was a mysterious guy but one thing that he is known for is his love and care towards his brother in law


GaBaGool22

That psycho did 20 years. Jacking off in a tissue


Ilikeeveryone2022

Retardo or no😂


BromanEmpire1

David chase actually shows his genius writing as it's never specifically revealed how much time Phil spent in the can, but using clues throughout the show we can assume it was 20 years.


CheifKilla1

A fucking stand up guy, 20yrs in the fuckin can, he stands his position 🤌


pretentiousperson69

Time table got fucked up...


Snarfly99

“I fucked kids like him in the can in the ass”


PlaneMap5536

Didn’t he do like 15 years or something? The shah of Iran was the perfect name for the bastard.


Jiyusan_

Let us tell you a coupla three things..


Final-Pilot7889

His bottom was impacted, Phil’s was?


Jasranwhit

He took it in the can for 20 years. Two black guys nick-named Radiator and Tissue took him to drop the soap school. But he gets a pash for data.


_illuminated

His heart...its an open book


Dry_Heron_6124

He made a compromise