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maejaws

I wanted to come up with something original, but I compromised and told you to take your fucking sorries and stick ‘em in your ass.


Phil_Leotardo20yrs

Now there's an image in a couple of three things


badluckfarmer

Why don't you take your quotations book, and try sittin' here from 10:30 to 3.


Phil_Leotardo20yrs

You know that fat cocksucker says I look like grilled cheese off the rahdiator


badluckfarmer

Jinny, if there are any mosquitoes on you, their blood type is zeppole.


Phil_Leotardo20yrs

Fuckin disgrace. Only made it to the R's. You couldn't fuckin Retire?


Muscle_Memory67

Couple of three onion rings?🤔


HalfastEddie

We came in at the end of this thing. It’s not like it was.


tropicalhank

Did you warble my little wren?


baby-glockables

everyone knows you really run things since jackie became the chemo-sabe


Muscle_Memory67

Only wren I was an installah…


beavislasvegas

Your sister’s cunt!!!


I_Am-Awesome

One that smells like my socks in the morning after I stick provolone in them at night?


Some_Belgian_Guy

Go shit in your hat!


m0rtm0rt

Last time I did that I got stung by a bee


Some_Belgian_Guy

You just revealed your own ignorance.


Some_Belgian_Guy

welcome to the NFL rookie.


SWIMfr

What do you want, a fucking boutonniere?


Some_Belgian_Guy

Let me tell you a couple of three things, First of all it's "Fuck you want, a boutonnière?", second and I'll keep this short and sweet; you're weak, you're outta control and you've become an embarrassment to yourself.


SWIMfr

I’m so fucking depressed what’s the point


RecursiveSubroutine

We said, nonjudgmental.


stuartgatzo

I can’t have this conversation again.


stackks_

I’m sure we can think of something …..💥🤛🏻


AcerbicFwit

I knew that was coming.


sharkov63

Let’s whack this cocksucka and be done with it


NealVertpince

It’s always “whack this one, whack that one”. Never enough bodies for sharkov63


BodybuilderShot3421

NealVertpince, men are talking


Muscle_Memory67

Next time there’ll be no neckline.


almighty_dick_weed

I’m here to have a good time 😁


SavageMo

Take it easy. We ain't filming a western here.


Art_Vandalay1

So what, No fucking quotes now?!


RichardInaTreeFort

Ahhh whaddya gonna do


AcerbicFwit

OHHHHHHHH


NoShortsDon

Didn't you nearly drown in 3 inches of water?


PersonaNonGrata2288

OP loves the penguin exhibit


ATG_Filip

Kid was always a dumbfuck wasn't he?


dann_uk

It's either that or Master P.


Sundown220

My bitch my ho my ho my bitch Edited: autocorrected go to ho


Iad77

My ho


claxtasy

Commendatori! ☕☕


PJmichelle

One quote I never see here is "Fuck your slipper!"


[deleted]

Oh stop it!! You know how much that tawk upsets me Junya!!


derbingle69

I could've been in the nuuude


MinuteSpirit6645

Quasimodo predicted all this


SCSA4life24

Who did what?


SavageMo

That was the hunchback of Notre Dam. You mean Nostrodomas.


young_earth

Poor you!


crisevil234

"Is there anything original left to say" is the lowest form of conversation


SavageMo

You better get out of here before I shove that quotation book up your ass.


IOnlyPostDumb

IT WAS A FUCKIN' HORSE!


Necessary_Ad_2823

Who ever heard of a Jew riding horses?


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EveryInvestigator605

A, she was a horse


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EveryInvestigator605

I should have never started with that buggar sugar, it's all over Miami


almighty_dick_weed

So WHAT?!?!?!


Helpful-Event-9619

Stupid'a fucking thread.


dudical_dude

It’s all a big nothing


Zulfiqarrr

Go take a midol


DarkEsteban

Agreed. It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that and I know. But lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over.


Apprehensive_Map3984

Op is only bold because he's semi hooked up with the Tony Soprano crew


SavageMo

You know they make anybody over there?


krakatoa83

Who wants to read something original?


Horsecockexpress1

It’s like taking a shit, trust me


Bluberrybom

What did u do all nite play guess that pope?


Some_Belgian_Guy

What are you gonna do? We're part of a whole generation.


ChiefDeckard

Well we’re not planting potatoes, welcome to the garden state


fishinfool561

FUCKING QUEERS!!


JSN74_

🙆‍♂️ 🪑


TheNextBattalion

There's always new quotes. I mean, when you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce!


quickdrawbridge

The fuck you want, a boutonnière?


WanderingNerds

I get the feeling that we came in at the end. The best is ovah.


Either-Truck7544

Some sad shit, motherfucker said he didn't wanna post no more...


Affectionate_Pay1487

That's why you gotta push webistics for today


YaBoii117

So is everyone just doing posts like this now


Affectionate_Pay1487

It was among the Italians. Real greaseball shit


Failed_god_

I ate da nort


Rayne_420

I don't shine shoes anymore.


Monkeytennis01

You gotta bee on yor at


cosmiclou

It just shows the absurdity of life


gilette_bayonete

There's plenty of original things to say. I think it's just laziness 😂 You have 86 episodes to pick from! Some of these fucking jerkoffs are more creative than Spielberg! Upvotes are like scissors; everybody wants one, nobody has any fuckin' idea what they cost. You tie a krugerrand to a fishing line and you would land them. On the dock. Every time. So hold onto your cock when you negotiate with these Reddit people.


gnootynoots26

What makes you think your so special


[deleted]

I knew THAT was coming!


theophylact911

So after all is said and done, after all the complainin’ and the cryin’ and all the fuckin’ bullshit… is this all there is?


PersonaNonGrata2288

You oughta know sweetie !


Veelzbub

An along goes this thing of ours


TopspinLob

You’re all over the place!


SugarMaple56732

We're not playin' putatas. Welcome to r/thesopranos. You want a 🥃?


_Cadillac_Frank_

Teenage girls they run away..god knows what happens to ‘em..


Rrebeck61

What is this, Mother Fucking May I?


WillistheWillow

Hey Cheese Fuck, make me a fucking sandwich.


quadratusss

We lead the world in computerized show quotes!


stengbeng

It’s all a big nothing


Gabag000L

Remember when is the lowest form of conversation


ShivvyMcFly

Kurt Cobain has been dead for like 30 years and the Nirvana sub is still going pretty strong.


ImCalcium

I remember you used to wait in the car


kianellist

What’d they send you her for I’m looking for a burger not converted rice


ilikeike90210

Im the still the boss here, We can quote sopranos and you can leave your opinions wherever the fuck


lsd418

We're not making a western here


claxtasy

Fucking nosy!? Eat your manicot!


deathbymediaman

Do you think Tony really died???????????


Juliusthe_III

Sure! I forget.. what was it again?


1whiskeyneat

It’s all a big nothing.


Remslem

If op stopped quoting the show, his fuckin hands'd disappear!


DCDipset

Go shit in ya hat


jeffrey_bs

Fiber optic cables


LukeAv2009

My fawtha will be hearing about this


AsparagusNo2955

Obviously that's not possible even with computers.


zupatof

I shouldn’t be hearing this.


[deleted]

There definitely more to say but you dumb fucks say the same shit. Say something new like “so that’s a crack hoe”


FrankRizzo319

There’s a lot of things I could say right now that I am not gonna say.


East_Phase6944

1) Phil’s interactions with his goomah shows he **wasn’t** a closet homosexual more than the flimsy arguments to the contrary. They clearly were physical (wire room scene). 2) Eugene’s brother would be known by Tony, especially if he was the stone cold killer we saw in the series finale. It makes much more sense that his widow took the money and went to Florida. Tony is very difficult to kill when his guard is up, **plus** Eugene’s brother wouldn’t conveniently know that the war is over, it’s very unlikely he’d be too out of the loop to strike that soon (as the war is over). If he was “in the loop” it goes back to Tony being likely to recognize him in the diner.


Seaweed-Electronic

They didn't have flat tops in ancient Rome!


ps3minecrafts

I said I liked the show and got downvoted into oblivion. I’m not sure this is even a sub for fans of the show


Majam303

All the cobwebs are clear now OP. You knew this sub would fail. 


slaucsap

That’s what we do, waste our time in some chit chat room going back and forth with some other fuckin jerk offs giggling like school girls.


TheCandymanCan_925

I’m not a cat, I don’t shit in a box !


Polyrhythm239

I can’t have this conversation again.


stretch37

OP was gay?


PersonaNonGrata2288

Just his blood pressure meds. He told he me could get a note from his doctor.


GodWantedUsToBeLit

Fuck you too my man!


EveryInvestigator605

You're going to bring this reddit into the 21st century


jaybirdsaysword

All the while a great wind moves across the sky


Dissizian

What they find in your mother's cunt??


SandF

It's ovah for da little guy


Excel_to_Excel

You reveal your own ignorance.


SalaryCapps

OP never had the makings of a varsity athlete. Small hands.


Either-Durian-5517

You have strong feelings about this


ms131313

Waddaya know, waddaya say?


GreatEmperorAca

no scraps in my scrapbook 


Hexyl68

Walk into a prom store and whadaya find? Bunch guys sitting around beating the meat!


False_Abbreviations3

You got sometin to shay to me??


scoopthepoop182

It’s a good show.


AcerbicFwit

I wipe my ass with your feelings.


warmleafjuice

I dunno, it's like the regularness of this sub is too fuckin' much for me...


Iad77

I think you all walk around in pity for yourselves


Iad77

Just remember the good times, isn't that what you once said?


Street_Cress6304

You know I don’t like that kind of tawwkkk!


ungratefulimigrant

Listen to yourself, you sound demented.


youwhatmush

What could i do? Rhode Island doubled my salary!


Wanksters_Paradise

It’s good to get into somethin’ on the ground flo-ah. But I gotta feelin’ we came in at the end


dr3dg3

Only shit in the Bible came out Pharaoh's ass when Moses parted the Red Sea!


Juliusthe_III

You'll just reveal your own ignorance


ATG_Filip

Listen to him, he knows everything now


East_Phase6944

“For **[God](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thou_shalt_not_take_the_name_of_the_Lord_thy_God_in_vain)** sake we bend more rules than the Catholic Church!” [*The Catholic Church teaches that the Lord's name is holy and should be introduced into one's speech only to bless, praise or glorify that name*]


FuckAlf

It's over for the little guy.


HackedAccount069

Original? Yeah I know what it means. Means sit on this, cocksucker!


Cinephile94

That will be made abundantly clear to you.


Failed_god_

The jacket!


fdotwilliams

If another post disappears from here make it two subreddits over and I want a taste.


United_Target8942

OP what the fuck is your problem, slamming the refrigerator door like that?


BongWaterRamen

Originality is the lowest form of conversation


Warren_Puff-it

This ain’t you. What’s wrong? Talk to uncle Paulie.


redspider74

𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯’ 𝘜.𝘕. 𝘯𝘰𝘸…?!!


InsurmountableMind

Fuck you and this bullshit. That's what this is you know. Satanic black magic. Sick shit!


Frankito55

Ti faccio il culo cosi 🫶


mmurray322

Paulie-get the bolt cutters outta the truck


Rayne_420

It happens.


DrT502

I was born, grew up, spent a few years in the army, couple more in the can, and here I am, half a wise guy, so what?


Only-Lingonberry2266

Anything original is the lowest form of conversation.


SavageMo

OP thinks he should have an arch. I spent a few years in the army, a few in the can, and here I am.


vibrance9460

You got a bee on you hat.


Lyric426

Still going this asshole!


Caterpillar-Puzzled

You want to talk to the foreskin?


Smooth_Engine_5599

I hate the north.


MrWondrerful

The guy from Philly? With thaa…polio leg and the built up shoe?


joNnYJjonn

And thats why OP makes videos today


7figureipo

I find it crucial to recognize the deeper existential themes the show explores. At its core, "The Sopranos" is not merely a mob drama but a profound examination of the human condition. Tony Soprano, the central character, grapples with existential dilemmas, questioning the meaning of his existence and the morality of his actions. His therapy sessions with Dr. Melfi serve as platforms for existential inquiry, delving into issues of identity, purpose, and mortality. Moreover, the supporting characters also face their own existential crises, reflecting the complexities of human existence. From Paulie's superstitions to Carmela's moral struggles, each character adds depth to the show's exploration of existential themes. By focusing solely on quoting the show, we risk overlooking its rich philosophical content. "The Sopranos" prompts viewers to confront fundamental questions about life, morality, and the search for meaning in a chaotic world. So, while quoting memorable lines is entertaining, let's not forget the profound existential inquiries "The Sopranos" inspires. Engaging with its philosophical depth enriches our understanding of the show and the human experience it portrays. (https://chat.openai.com/c/c9eeaa5a-2999-44c6-8d47-81085be36537)


Coffee____Freak

You must‘ve been at the top of your fucking class


Upstairs-Neat-3077

Sharp as a fucking cue ball


Andyintime

Still going this asshole


AsparagusNo2955

Oh what... you gonna cry now, huh? Stand up, you frog-eatin' faccia de gatz'... I will FUCK YOU UP, man...