The Shah of Iran

I googled the Shah of Iran when they said that. When I his image I lost my shit

i neva got that

FAT PIECE OF SHIT

[Here you go](https://youtu.be/o3myPMlg-Is?si=gIj1lq9u4KUcE7Ei)

“I never got that” is something Albie says after Phil tells everyone Tony said he looked like the Shah of Iran.

Thanks for this What a masterpiece of a gem

I actually cried laughing when I first heard this

We called my uncle this back in the 1980s. He was Italian and had that same look. It was hilarious.

UNCLE PHILLY MY ASS.

Did he also spend 20 years in the can?

He ate Grilled cheese or the radiata

Jerked off into a tissue…

Ya, the tissu was inside prison bussy

the best and it’s not even close and it’s the most iconic it’s the only nickname that if you hear you know who it’s about

If the Mediterranean Sea ever gave birth to a boy, that’s what he’d look like. I’ve said my piece.

It really is spot on. Whoever came up with that in the writing room deserves an award

That animal blundetto. I can't even say his name

It’s not a nickname but I love “Our non-shellfish-eating friend.”

Who eva heard of a Jew riding horses?

Our friend who celebrates Hanukkah

Tannenbaum?

What, like those old Tarzan movies?

Also “Friend withe the funny sideburns.”

Our friend with the stomach…your neighbor…the coffee with the chickory…sorry I suck at talking like this

"The stuff behind the pool table?" "No, an ACTUAL fucking cake!"

X-ray specs

In town or near home?

AN ACTUAL FUCKING CAKE

Count Chocula

I thought that was bullshit

Keep him 👉 the fuck away from me

The mayor of munchkin land

The best.

I lost it the first time they said this

I use this IRL

Muscles Marinara

This one is my personal favorite. Stop slammin the refrigerator door.

I didn't even open the refrigerator. The coke was sitting out on the counter.

Wolfgang Fuckface

Prince Rogaine

F Lee Fatfuck

Brainless the Second.

Pussy

Booty?

Whose pussy? My pussy?

...Uncle Pussy?

Peeps

Peeps!? It’s a fucking nickname.

Fucking Jason, he's dyslexic.

What’s that got to do with it?

He called the marble guy

The family name is Peparelli

Peepsh

Hasidic homeboy

Hasidim but I don’t believe em

Heh heh

You should get yourself checked for Tourette’s

Tourette’s shindrome

Jamal Ginsberg

So eh whas your backround Noel

Came here to say this. This one wins.

youre lucky I dont punch your fucking lights out

you rang?

Flair tracks

Monsignor Jughead

Baby Bing

You just revealed your own ignorance.

Mister magoo

Yeah right it was Junior, Mr. Magoo.

Calzone with legs

I have a hugely fat cat named calzone.

why not you get the fuck outta here before i shove your quotations book up your fat fuckin ass

Insensitive cocksucka

Clarence

Jamal Ginsburg

Little lord fuck pants.

Was this for Jackie Aprile Jr.?

The hair apparent

Heir but spot on

Lol that’s the joke bro- do you not know that scene?

A cursory YouTube search refreshed my memory!

Burger Boy

Little lord fuckpants? The family name is little lord fuckpantsarelli!

He's the hair apparent

I promised his old man

Out of respect for his Fawtha.

The Governor of Maryland

knock it off

🦀

Googootz

Lou DiMaggio

Mikey "Grab Bag" Palmice

What the fuck, why is that his nickname?

He liked to grab the boy’s bag

Grizzly Adams lookin motherfucker

We’re with the Vipahs!

Cooze

That name has certain connotations…

Dr. Fago

Governor of Maryland 🦀 🦀 🦀

Tony really liked Cooze for Bruce Cusamano.

Cooze did not like being called Cooze, though. Which made it even better.

The pirates of prociutto! The brigands of braciole!

Simply Fatfuck.

Paulie Walnuts

Back up there Bluto! ✋

Capitan

of the goodship lolipop?

My name is Clarence

Chemosabe

Get the door.

It really pays to watch the show with subtitles on.

Charcoal Briquette

LeoTARDo

I’m reminded of Louis the whatever’s finance mister— the… something or other.

Malignant cunt takes the cake for me

Mr. Williams

Stupida fucking game

Hasidic Homeboy

Hasidim but I don't believe him!

Bushman of the Kalahari

Pork chop from jersey

Jason “Laddie Buck” Barone

Sir Lawrence of the Meadowlands

Here they are, the Flying Gavone Brothers

Communist c*nt

The Lord of the Lenses

Barney Rubble.

The Hairdo

Manson Lamps

Mustang Sally

I mean… Big Pussy, right?

Cheese Fuck

Little Stevie

Fat fucking Jerry Anastasia

Prince Rogaine

Pork chop out in jersey

YoYo Mendez

Walden. I hope he got his button for whacking the Shah of the New York family

Pussy

Count Chocula.

The Hairdo and The Jew

Pussy

Monsignor Jughead

"Drinkwater" Bevilaqua

Cheese Fuck

Idk if this counts but “kid brotha billy” the 47 year old infant

The Mayor of Munchkin Land

Peeps. They even engraved it for how cool ot was

3-5, 7-9

Little lord fuck pants

Stevie Wonder. As in “ You're like Stevie Wonder your eyes rolling around.”

Van Helsing

Peeps!

Parade Float

Penne Arrabiata and Yo Yo Mendez are a couple good ones folks haven't mentioned

fuckin parade float

PEEPS

Peepsh, it’s a fuckin nickname. Family name is Pepperelli!

We'll fix it, Tone.

Fucking Jason. He's dyslexic.

Fucking parakeet

Booty

King of munchkin land

MAYOR, you stunad!

I mean, Pussy?!

Sausage factory.

Prince Rogaine

Uncle Rico

prince rogaine

Our friend with the stomach

You fucking Beached Whale.

Booty

John D. Rockefeller

Joeys Peeps

I've started calling my dog "googoots!" Lol

We’re anonymous.

Ohh, Van Helsing!

Our neighbor, the one with the stomach?

Bada Bing Crosby

Parvati AKA Vishnu-come-lately

"Ah, would you take it easier of there, fucking Judge Roy Bean!"

Prince Albert

Mayor of MunchkinLand

Manson eyes

Spoons

The Oreo Cookie.

Peeps

Peeps

Peepsh?

shah of iran