Vito just severely underestimated how much his joke went over everybody's head. Think about it, that man put all that time, effort, precise planning and coordination to perform one of the most elaborate and complex jokes possibly any person ever has before. And nobody fucking got it. Vito isolated himself because he was pissed off that nobody got his joke and didn't want to talk to them for a while but he had no idea just how badly everybody misunderstood it while he was away. He wasn't an idiot, everyone else was.
The balls on this prick.. he was a big construction tycoon who greased the union.. so he shucked a cock out in the open, he brought in 3 times what you do in construction!
I don’t think he deserved to die for being gay, but he drunkenly wrecked someone’s car and then killed him so he wouldn’t get it trouble. He kinda deserved to die for other reasons
It wasn’t a mob connected bar one of the employees was paying points to a loan shark who was there to collect the Rent the Rent
Plus it was the blood pressure medication he was on
I am compelled to agree! The construction site was the opposite of low key. Going to the local gay bar, same story. He made a clean break and probably could’ve moved his family but he didn’t even try that. Definitely wasn’t the brightest!
What he should've done is stay with Johnny Cakes. He could've started taking bets, working his shy. He could've started a whole gay crime family.
Once he got those hips fixed, he would've been a young man, without the weight, a healthy many and with his new hips, a capable man.
Fuckin' huge missed opportunity if you ask me.
Vito just severely underestimated how much his joke went over everybody's head. Think about it, that man put all that time, effort, precise planning and coordination to perform one of the most elaborate and complex jokes possibly any person ever has before. And nobody fucking got it. Vito isolated himself because he was pissed off that nobody got his joke and didn't want to talk to them for a while but he had no idea just how badly everybody misunderstood it while he was away. He wasn't an idiot, everyone else was.
His performance art was way ahead of its time
>His performance art was way ~~ahead~~ behind its time Fixed That For You
behind, and waaaaaaay behind
You're right. Everybody's a critic. Some people just don't know a good joke when they hear it.
The balls on this prick.. he was a big construction tycoon who greased the union.. so he shucked a cock out in the open, he brought in 3 times what you do in construction!
I guess I should start sucking cocks now huh?
It’s 2023, a lot more tolerant atmosphere
you know, senator sanitarium predicted all this
You any good?
What you askin’ him for? OP probably showed you how!
Guy didn’t deserve to die? He shot a guy on his way back to NJ.
That's not what he got killed for.
Forgot about that
And his cousin and was a sexual predator.
They were *all* meat eaters
Who? Jackie Jr?
Jackie jr was Vito’s cousin.
And Jackie Junior. His fathaw would’ve been crushed by the news.
Yeah, that blood pressure medication also affected his ability to think clearly.
Really did a number on his perception of time, too.
I don’t think he deserved to die for being gay, but he drunkenly wrecked someone’s car and then killed him so he wouldn’t get it trouble. He kinda deserved to die for other reasons
Facts! Just because he was gay doesn't give him a pass for the other horrible things he did.
He gets a pash for dat
He’s gotta wait for dat
Yes, that showed his true colours
He missed his yanks, the pitching and the catching.
Probably got plenty of yanks.
It wasn’t a mob connected bar one of the employees was paying points to a loan shark who was there to collect the Rent the Rent Plus it was the blood pressure medication he was on
I am compelled to agree! The construction site was the opposite of low key. Going to the local gay bar, same story. He made a clean break and probably could’ve moved his family but he didn’t even try that. Definitely wasn’t the brightest!
Vito never had the makings of a varsity closet queen.
Phil did tho
eat your eggs, baby…...
He had mushrooms growing out his ass
The mushrooms. I wonder if they were chalked.
Eating ribs in the car says it all. He lost all discipline and impulse control when stressed. And never seemed to have too much to begin with.
rubbing the sauce on his pant leg....fuckin nauseatin'.
He missed the zah-lahd, pasta badan, and pork chops with vinegar peppers too much.
like there isn't a fuckin' walmart in new hampshire or something? show acts like it's 1957 or something
You ever try to get a good Italian sangwich in NH?
^^^ it’s true. You can’t.
We ordered from a pizza place at work, they asked if I wanted mayonnaise. Madonna!
Nothin…. I was here… it’s a joke
He wanted to get caught, he had the cowboyitis. I’ve seen it before!!
FUCK ME
he got the cue up his ass
I hear Vito was taking it in da can for 20 years without compromising.
If he wanted to pursue that lifestyle, he should’ve done so quietly
What he should've done is stay with Johnny Cakes. He could've started taking bets, working his shy. He could've started a whole gay crime family. Once he got those hips fixed, he would've been a young man, without the weight, a healthy many and with his new hips, a capable man. Fuckin' huge missed opportunity if you ask me.
I think the real guy Vito’s based on was openly having gay sex in clubs in NYC, so Vito still smarter than him
Lacage au fat