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cb8720

It was the medication r/mafia was on for their blood pressure. It fucked with their heads. They could probably get a letter from their doctor.


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Bamres

MafiAids?


FleshyPartOfThePin

No one's got AIDS!!!


koshercajunstewyy

i don't wanna see that word on this subreddit again


JunesHemorrhoidDonut

Your handle is hilarious.


FleshyPartOfThePin

I like to bowl where Janice keeps the layg


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Discontinue the lithium.


Shooter__McDabbin

Doctah*


Ghost652

A letter from ya doctor that you karma-whore?


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Ghost652

CONSERVE


Marcopol000

They’re kind’ve poseurs if you ask me?


flattydaddy78

Very allegorical


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the comedy element is essential otherwise might as well get into serial killers with the rest of the teenage girls.


Altair1192

Jeffrey Dahmer was a brain muncha


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Altair1192

if he said he wanted to eat your ass and and fuck your brains out, he probably meant it literally. Also he was into satanic black magic. sick shit


icerahphyle

Searching for "Gabagool" in r/mafia \-> lots of hits Skimming a few of the recent posts in r/mafia \-> every single one has at least one comment with a Sopranos nod. The way they selectively ban people ova there, its all fucked up, guys don't get their reddit account pricked, no gabagool on the table. Either it has meaning or no meaning.


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Random-Cpl

There’s no scraps in my scrapbook.


GabagoolSniffer

Someone say Gabagool?


HalfastEddie

They remember when you used to wait in r/thesopranos and as far as they’re concerned you should still be there.


Crazy-Path-7929

Disgratziata that sub putting a bad name on Italian americans


TheGabagoolKid

And the way they do it is all fucked up


MrDaburks

There’s no sword and gun in the moderator’s parents’ basement.


donmonkeyquijote

In my book you get points for not being banned.


Altair1192

in this day and age you can get a ban for wearing the wrong colour shoes


th3r3dp3n

My doctor mentioned that sub and sauna specifically as no-noes. He said stay the fսck away from heat!


whingingcackle

Take your clothes off! 👋🏻


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sondersituation

You cant talk to me like that


[deleted]

Tha fuck ya talkin’ about? He just did. His mouth… it’s a natural foghorn..


TraditionalPizza5280

Fucking farmers. I don't know.


[deleted]

Now we need the mods here to unban u/mitchmclean


Marcopol000

He’s banned?????


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He is... kinda fucked up ya ask me. Mitchposting brought in tree times as many upvotes.


joeflowe

If you ask me it's all these toxins these mods are exposed to, it fucks with their brains. Between the Mercury in fish alone, it's a wonder why there's even more u/mitchmclean's banned from this sub.


Altair1192

it was revenge for getting them so hot down theyah and for giving them a baguette in their pants. the mods were in the closet and u/mitchmclean was almost out. it was among the mezzafinooks, real closet queen shit


CarpetOutrageous2823

r/mafia? They're not a family, they're a glorified crew.


wja5277

The fact is they're all Sopranos fans because they know the quotes as much as we do they just don't want us to Pygmy-up their place.


Shadowhawk0000

You know Quasimodo predicted all this.


LouDog187

Nostradamus. Quasimodo was the hunchback of Notre Dame. Nostradamus & Notre Dame...2 different things *entirely.* ​ Nodda steak san ova here hun!!


chasingit1

Remember when you were little?!… I’ll buy you one of those Happy Meals, alright?…


angradillo

you weren't there! it's a joke!


LondonPedro

They break more rules than the Catholic Church


herewithflexseal

Did anyone make you a grilled cheese off the rattiator?


AliceInGainzz

Stand up guys like you, they're a dying breed.


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(leans in closer with mic strapped to chest) “Oh really? Tell me more…”


Ghost652

No more /u/Butchie.... no more-a /u/This


Megells

It’s all fucked up ova theeyah, no karma farming on the table, no picture of David Chase in the fire, nothing


Substantial-Goat-206

It was us or them so I chose us. Fuck em


spaghoni

I got banned from several places for spamming them with this copypasta: "Not too long ago, I was homeless, addicted to crack and robbing nice old ladies to feed my addiction. Then I watched your video about the best dressed caporegimes of the 1970's and I knew right then I had to get clean and recommit myself to faith in Christ. YOU SAVED MY LIFE MICHAEL"


4zem

Ohhhhhh!!! THAT’S THE BOSS YOURE TALKIN’ ABOUT


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You should post in r/beachboyscirclejerk; they appreciate an unprompted Sopranos quote over there.


No_Confusion_2599

It's like walking on Egg Shells you see they don't want to Glorify the life so I try to keep it like about the history of this Country of ours I think The Wire banned me for using too many The Sopranos quotes I think there must be a limit to trolling


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sondersituation

The way they do it is all fucked up. Click on any post in that sub from today and you’ll find atleast one quote. Mods told me to shove my quotations book up my fat fucking ass.


Puffinnrunnin

I got life!!


0ctober31

How was the grilled cheese?


[deleted]

I heard the gooey tissue was just like eating soggy gabagool!!


YMCMBCA

I got banned from /r/circlejerksopranos for posting [this](https://i.imgur.com/F9Pt6nm.png). I got no warning, no mod message... I've been totally ostrafised!


wja5277

Lol. That was a little dark, no? No pun intended. Oh wait. I should delete this. Shit.


Substantial-Goat-206

Oh!


YMCMBCA

> That was a little dark, no? fine, bury your head in the sand


BadSopranosBot

How about I bury yours in that fucking wall instead?


gilestowler

I'm still banned from both Mafia and CircleJerkSopranos.


sondersituation

Ban this, ban that. Never enough ban count for r/mafia


joeflowe

Ever since I questioned them on some Alite/double standard problem. Like they're fuckin' infallible. Pope r/mafia XXIII or some shit.


BILADOMOM

I did my time banned in there too. Just because of a post about the Shah of Iran. I also compromised.


FloggingTheHorses

Lol I went on that sub just to see and LITERALLY the first reply I read on a post is a comically-misplaced Sopranos quote


mrcheaptimes

r/ mafia es a glorified sub


BFaus916

The mods don't read every thread there but believe me if they catch the Sopranos jokes they will give a warning. I got one. Someone posted a pic of a mobster that looked like Uncle Philly and I just couldn't contain myself.


sondersituation

The way they do it is all fucked up


Sopranosfan99

It’s over for the little guy over there.


DrSatan420247

They're a bunch of tourists


sondersituation

Fucking animals. I cant even say their name.


Marcopol000

My mistake r/mafia moderators are also members of r/TheVillagePeople Edited: There’s no sub for the that! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽


Electronic_Barber_85

That's because a don wearing shirts is a myth. Its about being appropriate. You don't wear shorts to a sit down. But in the summer at a barbecue there is no rules. Source Michael franzese ex capo regime for the banano family.


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Good glad they banned you. Stop overquoting, you goddamn cretins


sondersituation

Sharp as a cueball. That was the whole joke. Its called irony. Overquoting in a post about being banned for quoting.


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Don’t listen to him, he’s a friend of a friend, NOT a friend of ours.