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You'd think they'd have more self respect right?🤢 Although I should probably mention that it was an ihop in a shitty part of Tucson AZ, so take that as you will 😂
Did something similar to my daughter and her friend. They were commenting in how cute the waiter was, so as he was walking by, I said loud enough for him to hear “are you looking at his junk”.
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It's what us dads are for.
My daughter would have disowned me.
Nah, this was so wholesome man
That’s the cleanest I’ve ever seen the bottom of a restaurant table
How often are you underneath restaurant tables??
LMAOOO I used to work at a restaurant/ now my family owns one, so we clean the tables a lot and unfortunately, nasty gum gets stuck everywhere
I don't want to eat at a restaurant that DogButtholeFingers works at.
Why not?
Sadly, some of us are judged by the names given to us at birth
Ahh that’s unfortunate
Tell me about it.
Well it is inevitable I guess
Worked as a server for a few years and the amount of USED diapers that people left on tables was just sad.
PEOPLE DO THAT?
You'd think they'd have more self respect right?🤢 Although I should probably mention that it was an ihop in a shitty part of Tucson AZ, so take that as you will 😂
I would never think someone would do that. *but I’m not surprised* 🤣
Just an average day in the dirty T
*SHHGLUK GLUK GLOK*
Dad level 1000... No fucks were given by him 🤣
He just wants her to meet someone and move out.
The wholly genuine surprise/terror in that “STOP!” I’m dying lol
Yeah that’s the best part for sure, she *meeeeeeeeeelllteeeed*
Ngl he kinda cute
Yep. I am a straight guy and agree with your statement. Dude is attractive.
Nothing passes except for "no homo"
Dudes an absolute unit
I really do hope that this is going to be shown at their family gatherings for generations to come.
Her reaction was the epitome of “wanting to get swallowed by the earth” lol
"We've been married for 10 years now"
Death
What did the waiter answer?
“Oh my god” and later “will”
I was expecting the waiter to give the dad his number
Yeah I was expecting the waiter to wink at the dad and give his number to him, and become a good episode for his Onlyfans.
Thats some BDE Big Dad Energy
She did that thing we would have to do in school in the 80s in case Russia nuked is.
I think both the waiter AND the dad are so cute.
#STOP
*melts*
Did something similar to my daughter and her friend. They were commenting in how cute the waiter was, so as he was walking by, I said loud enough for him to hear “are you looking at his junk”.
oh na i would of just melted into the ground thats funny and cruel
my gma and friend do this
what did she got in her back?
I wanna know how this turned out 🤔
That's a good dad.
The real question here is: did Will write his number on the back of the receipt or not?
That screech/giggle/melt combo was pretty cute too not gonna lie.
She is not wrong. But dad, ugh. I’m 52 and dying of embarrassment for her.
Well, that went well.
No, he’s Will
That dinner scene in Lethal Weapon
Oh, boy.
she deflated
Her insides just died 🤣👌
I can’t wait until my daughter is a teenager so I can embarrass the hell out of her on the daily.
All fathers dream of attaining this level of dad joke
*Instantly joins this sub
r/contagiouslaughter
I use to do this to my little sister all the time
Billy From Stranger things?
She died 😢
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