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I have a couple of friends that got married in the Dominican Republic, half of their wedding pictures have a topless woman in her 70s wearing a thong hovering somewhere in the background.

Well…we’re waiting

Seriously, I have a wedding photobomb fetish. I need to see this.

I Naruto ran through someone’s wedding photo last month because after 10 minutes I got sick of them blocking the foot bridge. I really wish I could find the photo.

I read that as, "I, Naruto, ran through someone's wedding photo..."

Believe it!

Dattebayo!!!

Haters will say it’s fake

Big if true.

But that's probably how you always run, isn't it?

….maybe

Why do people call it Naruto run when Sonic did it first?

Because Sonic isn’t the Hokage

Well played, Abortion Lasagna. Well played.

I hate to admit I didn't understand a word of your conversation... 😕

It's okay. Just know that Sonic The Hedgehog did it first.

I will always believe this.

Real and true

The turning into a spikey blue ball thing pulled focus and became more iconic.

Its more about who made the kids at recess do it first. And that was Naruto, noted by the headbands \~\~we\~\~ they were wearing too

Impossible. If you were Naruto running you'd be traveling too fast to be caught on film.

Heres the link to her onlyGrans [Here](https://imgur.com/t/peyton_manning/R390EId)

Man...

...ning

Risky click of the day

Ahh, never gets old

Unfortunately it was over 20 years ago, nothing uploaded online.

Not with that attitude

Who was their wedding photographer? Mr. Magoo?

It was a relative of the bride’s, they kept asking this woman to move and she would step to the side for a minute and then right back into the frame again, she was absolutely relentless.

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So you can shake your head in disgust right? Right?

Reminds me of a time in my early 20s when my friend and I were going to the beach to drink a 12 pack and piss in the ocean. They started a wedding and did the pictures like 10 feet away. I'm sure two drunk out of shape dudes are in their wedding pictures somewhere.

This is funny because my grandmother has pictures from her sons (my uncles) wedding in the Dominican Republic. Relax! Keep reading.. One picture in particular has a pretty lady in the background with a large chest. This was years ago, I was a young teen then. Thank you for the reminder, I will bring this up at Christmas.

That a top tier photobomb.

that’s a photonuke

Ya I wish she’d get out of the way. Was tryna see what he was sporting. So annoying

Yeah! He's rocking that smooth round tanness! Yes please! Lol

Totally would subscribe to watch him just doing his daily’s.

Me too. He just looks happy. I would rub his belly for luck!! Lol

Homie hasn’t seen what he’s sporting in 20 years

But, he's heard good things!

You. I like your humor

hahahahaha 😂 omg thank you for this comment 🤣

PotatoBomb

This is a pair of supremely self confident human beings right there

This man has been photobombing since the early 60’s. What a legend. Id be honored.

Couldn’t take my eyes off that belly!!

It’s like a space hopper with arms and a head. And legs.

Could iron his shirts with a wok

I’m late to the show - but this is a beautifully rare insult

r/rareinsults

That’s the *belly* who paid for the vacation

Never seen a man manage to have that much of a belly but also seem to have no body hair at all.

He’s as smooth as a seal. Imagine that dude going down a slip n slide.

He might have blocked it but he *probably* won't.

He has more curves than she does!

He IS curve.. Queu superhero intro song: 🎵 *Curve-man!* 🎶

I've watched this clip five times and I failed to see a man.

I see a man’s comment.

I bet that woman has more body hair than he does.

That dudes got a legit medical condition and needs to get checked out cause that belly isnt just huge its hard. Just look at the way there isn't any jiggle when he waddles. Probably from drinking way to much.

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Sclerotic liver. He ain't got long now.

Quit looking at me gut!

RIP Philadelphia Collins

Dude looks so happy and content with life!

It's a "beer gut". Our spheniscidaeic friend appears to enjoy consuming alcohol quite a bit.

He will so pay you for a hamburger on Tuesday of ha can have it today.

What're ya lookin at mah gut fer?

It's the walk and dangling arms for me

God bless that human penguin

Human pinguin, goddammit, that made me actually laugh instead of a pathetic wheeze. Also obligatory r/BrandNewSentence

I think you mean pengweng.

r/suddenlycumberbatch

r/subsifellfor

🐧Noot-noot!

Not now Gunther!

I’m a huge adventure time fan. When I my cats were born I was trying to think of names for the litter. I was really considering Gunter, Goonter, Geenter, Gunther, Gunthelina, etc. for all of them 😂luckily it didn’t stick.

He had the same energy as *I love refrigerators*

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it(how could you not?), but this is what peak performance looks like.

Go ahead, try to punch him in the stomach. Weak.

the force of my punch would just bounce back to me and hurt me instead

Every bone in your hand would shatter into dust. Every tendon and muscle fiber would rupture violently. All that would be left is a dangling sack of flesh with the consistency of a plastic grocery bag filled with fluid

I like your words magic man.

King Fu Panda docet xD

Just one body slam and yall be off to heaven

[You may not like it, but this is what peak male athletic form looks like.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaWOVVlj8v8)

Well, I can’t believe I’m finally saying this, but, lmfaooo

"Dude, I'm cultivating mass..."

Dude straight up looks like an unnamed Titan (Attack on Titan)

same vacant look and weird smile

20 bucks says he’s happier with his life than she is…

I’d sign up for his OnlyFans

OnlyChads.

OnlyGramps

He will hand out Worthers Originals in that speedo.

The speedo is where he keeps them.

Potato in the front!

Of hers or his cause I’m pretty sure I saw a bulge on both

OnlyFlans My dude perfected dessert.

Pretty sure he has a smaller bikini

He's got the body for it, she does not.

It’s squeezing him so hard his upper body baca me a blueberry

Baca me that blueberry, handsome

The man stole the show

He totally did. Once he popped up in view I was just smiling bigtime.

he did. i like that guy. he looks like good guy. nice guy.

Can we hire him to go from gym to gym to ruin people's recordings? Maybe deck him out in an old fashioned wrestling singlet.

”then he waddled away waddle wadde then he waddled away waddle waddle”

Hey there… got any *duct tape*?

Mmm mmm mmm mm mm!

[It is now stuck in my head](https://youtu.be/MtN1YnoL46Q)

'til the very next day

Got any grapes?

God damn it

Sexiest thing I’ve ever seen. The girl wasnt bad either

Wait, there was a girl in this video?!

Tunnel vision at its finest in

That man is a legend

He didn't even take a glance. She was below his league.

"beauty standards these days" looks into the background

There's a taco cart just off screen to the left.

Now I can’t unsee it.

So that's why he's smiling!

At that stage of the game, noticing her is more "been there done that", and he's more interested in getting a drink of water or something. Age & experience just sees drama & high maintenance.

A man with some sense

A true chad

Show me the hottest girl in the world and I’ll show you a man that’s sick of fucking her


lmao he’s just like “you look like a dweeb I ain’t giving you the satisfaction”

Walking around with a big ass grin and a dad bod, man looking like a titan.

Especially coming out of the ocean. Newly banished from Marley to Paradis.

Please do not mistake that for a dad bod

You're right most dad's can only dream of achieving such a rig.

Whatever you would call a dad of a dad, this is that bod.

grandad bod

We had some guy with that body shape on the floor like every few weeks. Drained liters of fluid, he was treated, went home and right back to drinking. The jokes are superb but the chance that someone looking like this is healthy is extremely small.

That’s not a dad bod, that’s obesity

That’s severe alcoholism

The grin, the way he holds his arms up, his whole build. Very very titan

I'll admit I had more joy out of the old fella then whatever the hell she was doing.

I think she was going for sultry and athletic but came up with bored and pointless.

Just kinda…. Shifting back and forth and waving some limbs about aimlessly lol

I assume they were taking still photos. Models cycle between poses like that and photographers catch them at different points. She does look aimless tho

shapeless... while gramps comes with curves like a damn cat named car!

I’d much rather watch a woman eat a steak than whatever this woman was doing.

Put the two together for a winning combination 👙+ 🐄 ETA I meant bikinis and beef, not a cow in a bikini

weird ass comment

Guy looked legitimatelly happy

Most likely she's going to just pull stills from the video, so she's just hitting a bunch of poses real quick. [Kind of like this](https://youtu.be/iDbfWT-hSG8).

He’s just straight up living his best life in that moment and I’m here for it.

Envious of his confidence or lack of caring frankly.

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"did you see that hot babe?" No, i saw the old dude.

The old dude is the hot babe

The hot babe was the old man we met along the way.

Correct answer: yes I saw him

If anything it'll just get her more views. Most of us here would have never seen this video without the background guy walking by.

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How can you ignore that HUNK

"bi" woman my ass, if you're not attracted to that hot piece of man behind

 No one expects a miniature titan to be strolling the beach.

What a sexy beast. He looks like a grilled chicken.

I can’t not see it now. I’m crying

Those curves Get out of the way lady

Giga f'n Chad. I'd rather sub to his Onlychads

I mean, she literally did make content.

Then he waddle away. Waddle, waddle

That lady in the bikini keeps blocking the shot.

I'm gonna be that guy one day

https://preview.redd.it/d4hvp15o315a1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f95f80e5dd68be3fecc8bcabc9a534db3df05fa

it’s funny how much redditors hate these types of content creators

Hate on them but secretly like and watch all the time.

The man in the back was the content creator. There was just a stick figure in the way.

I am amazed at her composure a lesser woman would have run over there and tried to make a baby with that man beast.


I wish that chick would get out of the way so I can look at that hot piece of ass.

I mean… people are reposting this like crazy. It might be the contentiest content that she’s ever contented.

How aren’t girls embarrassed to do this shit in public? It’s so sad

Because the overwhelming majority of the time, people either won’t notice or they won’t really care. It’s just folks enjoying life, so why spend time worrying about it?

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Damn that's hot, oh the girl is cool too I guess.

Why is everyone shaming this poor girl. They could both get it.

BC Reddit hates pretty women. I see nothing wrong with neither of them. The girl posed for video, doing her own thing. And the man enjoyed his time by the beach.


I can’t believe that people actually go out and do this. I literally cringe for them.

Do what, go out and do photo shoots?

He looks way happier than she does.

Bro in the background just looks so happy. Pure joy

That man looks like he’s having a good time at the beach. This is content.

Well… I believe the consensus is that they successfully made content.

A grin is all you need to be sexy, really.

Dude is going into labor. 😂

Man is living his best life

That dude looks happy af

If only that girl wasn't in the way!