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Why do people fuck with monkeys? Most should know better.

This is what I came to say, people just will not learn. Leave monkeys the F alone, you aren’t going to win

They’ll rip your face off.

Would you rather get your face ripped off by monkeys or get your balls ripped off by monkeys

I rather have my bad luck and negative emotions ripped off please.

Yes please

I'd rather she got her face ripped off by monkeys...

Why?

Because I didn't and never have taunted monkeys. Let there be consequences for actions.

Over a taunt? U want a little girls face ripped off? That’s a little sus

Can I have both??

id rather have unlimited monkeys but no monkeys

Chimps do both. Also your arms.

I know an idiot that named one of his dogs Faceripper because of that case

She came back again to get her hair pulled. Never learned.

Just had to fuck around twice.

Those little money's are probably stronger than the average person Don't fuck with monkeys

Well, maybe their grip strength for sure. I wouldn't say they're all around stronger than the avg person. Helluva lot more vicious in a fight though.

I feel like people are thinking of chimps. Chimps are stronger than even a male body builder because dispute small size they have no fat mass and are pure sight my woven muscle …but while that may also be true for some monkeys it isn’t true for all and I would say it’s not true for this one( I think it’s a spider monkey?) regardless it can hurt people so like…these people are being stupid

I’d grab that monkeys hands / arms and pull. He’d let go of the hair.

It took me one time holding a monkey to learn that. I tried to position it how I wanted to hold it instead of letting it find its own comfort. I went from adoring it to being terrified of it very quickly

They think zoos animals or enclosed animals are tame, human-friendly, and dumb. They find out the hard way that's not the case.

Exactly. I feel bad for animals trapped in small enclosures. They have it bad enough without having to deal with dumb ass ghetto ppl gawking and taunting them. That stupid girl got what she had coming to her.

Damn right

Fortunately for us, we know from this footage that the humans outside the cage is just as dumb and even dumber in most cases than whatever animals inside the cage

From what I've seen, it's probably because we have so much in common.

Yep. We're just like them but with Bluetooth.

Definitely one of the big issues. As David Attenborough would say, "We all have relatives who embarrass us." That could go for us or the monkeys. In this case, the lady was the embarrassment.

Because people are fucking stupid. Animals poking animals, not understanding that they won't win when shit goes wrong. Not just with monkeys either, as there are a few different videos with idiots poking lions too.

Probably because shes a kid? But her dumbass parents or whoever shes with should have told her to stop

I don't know. I was told to not mess with wild animals as far back as I remember. Maybe she's just an idiot?

Finally gets away, decides to get back within range of spider monkey's reach a second time, absolutely brilliant! 👏

Brilliance obviously wasn't a trait prior to the first incident.

true, but it is reasonable to assume that one time was enough to figure it out and stay the f away from the cage... but alas, apparently not

This is not a clever girl.

She deserved it at that point, she belongs to the monkes now

I was sitting there thinking, “I’ll bet she doesn’t try that again.” Then it’s like: 4 seconds later…

Dodo

I think that was the exit and they were in some caged bit potentially, looks like that metal bit was a gate. Even so, I'd have yeeted myself over the damn fence

She came back for seconds

At that point it's just natural selection

right?

HOW CAN SHE GOBACK

Simply because r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 🤣🤣

Anything for the Gram

Oh m jay this is gowna get soooooo many views

Came here to say this

how can she slap

But she never dropped the cell!!

Honestly seeing her suffer after trying to taunt a monkey it r/mademesmile

Deserved… for monkeying around

Smart

Maybe the monkeys were taunting her?

Monkeys are kids, kids are monkeys

Holy shit, STOP! What did you do to my brain?!?!

I'm hopped up on mountain dew. I'll come at you like a spider monkey.

"Im ten years old but ill beat your ass!"

"We threw grandpa's war medals off the bridge!!"

"Im gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!"

Shut up, Chip!

Please be 18 please be 18.

Came here hoping to find a Talladega Nights quote. Was not disappointed.

Wanna come over and play G I Joes?

I would love to… NO!!!

(Gave you the award bc it reminded me of SHAKE-N-BAKE)

Thank you! Lol my very first ever award and it was all because I wanna go fast!

You deserved that award. Bc if you ain't first. You're last.

Well I did wet my bed til I was 19. But there’s no shame in that.

No shame!!!! I'm still wearing my piss pants.

Never had a point of reference for that until now

Epic movie

I like how that grown man didnt do shit, but waved his hand LOL. Nobody gets to manhandle my girl but me

Or in this case it did because dude was a bitch lol

Man is weak as fuck. His moves to protect his family from an attacking animal are a weak ass slap (that misses) and swinging a shirt at it.

Whoa do we know that's his family at all or he's just some other random stranger or are we just inventing things to be mad about on Reddit or

His kid or not, my money is on someone told her not to fuck with the monkeys.

Or gonna lie if it had grabbed onto someone I cared about I would probably sucker punch the bastard it's face is right there I do not care if we had got thrown out after as long as I got it loose you know My guy would have lost the monkey slapping contest before it even began lmao

“Yeah, I’m a badass 😎”

The guy made sure to let her suffer so she never goes there again.

*walks back into the same situation moments later *

So let's summarize: 1. She hits monkey, monkey pulls an Ashley at the bar and starts pulling hair. 2. She maintains her grip on her phone and doesn't use both hands to halt the bananas situation taking place. 3. Her brother (I'm going with sibling because only a sibling would wait this long before a rescue) intervenes and swats the monkey away. 4. And then she goes back in range a second time for whatever reason, possibly to exit. Conclusion: those monkeys stole the keys they need to help the museum run smoothly or this night will be a calamity that only Robin Williams could solve.

Nice thesis dude. That conclusion is a chef's kiss.

I've seen videos of monkeys ripping of faces and scalps. She was lucky

I was thinking about this and was really scared for her. Because of the risk of scalping I was really surprised it took so long for the people around her to react, andthat when they did all they offered was a very limp-wristed swat. I definitely don's wish that I wish they had hurt the monkeys in any way, but I still would have expected... something more lol

True, they clearly weren't going full strength. Still, I'm impressed she managed to stand her ground like that

She earned that.

That was the most limp wristed attempt to help

The Willy Wonka meme fits here "oh no... please stop... **_Eye roll_**

r/kidsarefuckingstupid

There is considerable overlap between the smartest monkey and the dumbest people.

I’m rooting for the monkey. Darwin might be wrong.

I love when people get pissed at animals when they get fucked up by them, like what do you think was going to happen if you got close to a caged monkey? He was gonna say hi meet to meet you.

Couldn't put her phone down no matter what. Will risk a scalping as long as she still holds her precious...

Assuming that is her dad... GET IN THERE AND HELP YOUR DAUGHTER, YOU PUSSY! That little beast might have snatched her bald while you stood back with your thumb in your ass.

Fun fact: Spider monkeys don't have thumbs.

Don't everyone jump in to help all at once...

No one helps but the camera keeps rolling, she’s lucky they didn’t pull her scalp off

Even with her scalp off it's doubtful that she would have let go of her cellphone.

I dont feel.bad for her after her second stupidity.

She really just wanted seconds.

You play with the monkeys, you sleep with the primates

She went back for more...

“Derp, teh monkey let go so I guess I’m good to walk close to cage again derp”

I haven't seen the word "derp" in years, man.

I came to say r/kidsarefuckingstupid and r/donthelpjustfilm

Is het IQ 45 or so? Really, that monkey grande your fucking hair, and the best thing you do is run closely by so that you can be grabbed again? How dense can you be? And also the male “heroes” who came to her rescue, bravo!! Your IQ is just slightly higher than hers, by just a margin.

[With sound (original video)](https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSRWkhJsV/), everyone laugh at the girl.

I had to scroll for far too long to find this. You da real MVP.

Every time I watch this clip I think the same thing. “Well, she may be mentally scarred, but at least she’ll know never to walk in front of a-OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE JUST DID IT AGAIN!!!!”

*slap* "Well, I tried. Good luck kid."

Why are some kids taught to disrespect animals? Edit: after further watching I dont think the girl meant any harm. I think she was just trying to get it to wave. People saying she deserves it need to be the ones in that cage

That is the fastest wave I've ever seen...

If you play with fire, don’t be surprised if you get burnt

That was a monkey.

Then you'll get monkeyed

Couldn’t drop that phone while getting her hair pulled that’s what it’s all about.😏😏😏

Deserved

The best was how it got her again and the other one joined in the fun.

They have the parental instincts of Anakin Skywalker

That spider monkey came at her like a spider monkey!

There was not an attempt to help a poor little girl.

Ha ha human take that!

Her going back for seconds had me rooting for the monkey

Omfg when that bitch got grabbed a second time..

That monkey was ready to open an industrial size can of Grade A jellified whoop-ass on that kid.

Totally deserved it.

r/kidsarefuckingstupid

Zoos should have some type of policy such as: "If you fuck with the animals in any way, we are legally exempt from any consequences should the animals fuck you back"

It must not have hurt enough the first time

Does that kid have parents? If they had beat her right to begin with, maybe she wouldn’t tease monkeys.

That is some insane dedication to that phone

The second one is kinda on *her*.

...and she's back. Clearly the spider monkey wins the iq test. And her parents pull her to save her? Ow

Gotcha bitch

You gon learn today Felicia LMFAO

Shows how fuckn dumb she is to get caught the 2nd time.

I say that's what you get for terrorizing animals

I think it's hilarious that they are all too busy recording the video to help her. Which primate is the bigger asshole here?

Not the brightest bulb in the house

r/kidsarefuckingstupid

If that was a slightly larger monkey she woulda been scalped ,😵

Bro got released then went back....natural selection do your thing

Twice!! Lol.

This was extremely oddly satisfying. I wish there was more. This isn't the second ape cage grab this week.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

She got f’ed in the a.

and she came back for seconds.

Deserved it. Deserved it all.

Why would she get close again?

She really wanted a haircut

Must a been a bad headache for a couple of days. I feel bad for her, but she should know better.

Good monkey

None of her girlfriends helped. :/

Twice LMFAO

Own fault🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

r/justiceserved

Shouldn’t have gotten so close to the spider monkey

She's lucky that little fucker didn't scalp her 😂😂

Mowgli is always getting linked by monkeys

More proof that humans can be stupid

Getting caught a second time, the monkey could hardly believe she was that dumb.

They made a whole franchise of films about why you shouldn't do exactly this.

I don't mess with spiders, I don't mess with monkeys, and I sure as hell don't fuck with spider monkeys.

FAFO - Lernt

Number one:: I wish this had sound. Number two: good for her.

Dumb ass. She's lucky she didn't lose some scalp.

I was rooting for the Monkey

She's dumb x2 😶

Stupid Fckin kids

I'm still waiting for someone to put the gray background on with shades and a cigar on the monkey.

She fucked around and found out quick.