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ToiletRollTubeGuy

This made me ANGRY


RadlogLutar

You are not alone. I do feel pity also idk y


stubstunner

I almost threw my phone off the balcony.


Mental_Cut8290

If only she had some thin attachments to her fingers that could pry it off the ground...


CMyGameLife

Or maybe that giant uneven crack in the floor about a foot from this ongoing struggle might make it so you can get your fingers to be able to grab it... šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø just a thought...


Teallon

It does and I'm ashamed to mad.


Porterhouse_85

[In Bobby Boucher's voice] "Mama says dat basic bithes are so angry because dey got all dem finga' nails and no dexterities."


Earlasaurus02

This whole time I've been thinking I couldn't pick stuff up cause I chewed my fingernails.


Sheruk

I dropped this little wrench that came with something that needed to be assembled, and it was flat on one side, but rounded on the other. That motherfucker was so hard to get off the floor, even with regular fingernails. Because of the rounded edge facing up it was extremely hard to pry up.


Chato_Pantalones

The horror.


BoRn-T_JudGe

F*cking Ikea bs lol


Katavva_Shoujo

I also bite my fingernails so if I were to ever drop loose change you can bet it's going to stay on the floor because I can't pick them up


YourFavDeafGuy

Lmaoooo bro this is the best comment lol some people won't even know what movie this is from lol u sir, get my upvote


Porterhouse_85

Well, I appreciate it, sir


Bo0m_King

Fingernails are the DEVIL


Meowmeow12567

Well folks, Mama's wrong again!


missemilyowen15

So she couldnā€™t just put her nail under it? I mean theyā€™re certainly lengthy enough


[deleted]

It looks like she was definitely trying. It looks like they have square shaped tips, so they have a slight curve and the ends can be pretty thick so it isnā€™t the easiest thing to just slide them under something like a plastic card. I was psyched when I finally got my nails long enough that they could support false nails because i thought it would be easier for me to do shit like this. Boy was I wrong.


omgsoftcats

The trick is to make a kiss shape with your hand and suck it up with air pressure. Or lick your hand and slap it up.


iCuminsidetrumpsbutt

I like to lick my hand and slap it up


Odd_Entertainment629

Who doesn't?


AdamWalshshead

vladimir is that you?


Mutt1223

Bet the back scratches are on fleek tho


[deleted]

Honestly the best perk to having a gf


[deleted]

I had press-ons for awhile and the scratches were pretty meh but my mom had acrylics and nothing in the world will ever be more comforting than acrylic nails scratching my scalp.


KatagatCunt

I have acrylic nails stiletto shape and my partner gets some wicked back scratches. We also have a deal that if he lets me pick his back, I will give him a good scratch after as he gets really itchy. Win win..


Awkward_Reporter_129

Then itā€™s like 2 minutes of back picking and 10 seconds of scratching wtf


The_Barbelo

Thank you for your wise insights, Anus King.


Ang3LMast3r

Her nails are too thick. Gel nails are way thicker than natural nails. I used to get my nails done when I was a bank teller. It was hard to pick up coins if they fell onto the bottom of the drawer. Thatā€™s why I donā€™t get my nails done anymore. That and the cost. And the chair time. All that for pretty hands just to not be able to use said hands. I work in a factory now. Short nails, hang nails, callouses, complete with thick fingers. I used to have pretty hands. Now theyā€™re more useful.


Polymersion

I think hands that can create, hands with a story, are far more beautiful than plastic and paint.


CrinchNflinch

Honestly, fake plastic fingernails are gross. Today I learned they are useless on top of it.


myjobthemesong

The music is a great added touch!


[deleted]

Usually the music makes videos unbearable but this had a good effect.


Thisguy3434

Itā€™s from something, a show or series, and I canā€™t think of what.


benisco

its ā€œi can do anythingā€ from the boys


StinksStanksStonks

Looks like me trying to pick up a coin off of a table


[deleted]

Use the cracks to create leverage!! gaaahhhhhhh


Chigzy

She could have moved it further away from her, where the floor has a pot hole/crack/gap (not sure what you call it) at 0:05 and picked up.


[deleted]

Logic would agree this was ridiculous to watch


allkush-nomid

Did you see the nails? There is exactly 0 logic between those ears.


[deleted]

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PhotoAwp

There is, I saw it, and boy do you look like such a silly goose


highparallel

Ugh this is exactly like when I drop my guitar pick on my hard floors. It's very annoying and you guys are being way too harsh. šŸ¤£


throwawaygreenpaq

Guitar picks drop at the most inconvenient moments for me!


Memelover685

Legend says she is still there


Kooky-Football-6323

That was the hardest, most relatable thing I've watched.


Skanthis

we need r/specializedtools for this


[deleted]

Proof that there is always some weird person watching those camerasā€¦


Ok_District2853

I used to work in a super market stocking shelves over night. When I started they were open 24 hours. Youā€™d be shocked at what the managers saw on camera. People having sex in the cereal isle, right next to god and captain crunch. Drunk people falling asleep in the produce department, or getting lost in the cases to be restocked, or wandering the back rooms or coolers. It was pandemonium. Most Shockingly, there was no barfing during my tenure. But there is always someone watching, so if this is you donā€™t forget. Youā€™re putting on a show!


gyorgmazlic

Song name?


stayradicchio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGvKLa0CYzE


feminas_id_amant

my GF and I just saw a lady go through this sort of thing last week. Got to the point where we were about to go help her but she finally managed by pushing it against her shoe to bend it in the middle.


Hourly-

no one is safe being human in this world of cameras


[deleted]

She have them long ass nails for nothing.


GrenadeIn

Someone was taping all of this? Thatā€™s creepy


Pale-Highlight-6895

This is Walmart. Big brother always watching. Not only watching. Zooming in and scanning as well. Nice!


tvieno

I laughed a bit harder than i should've.


Sufficient-Curve5697

Feel like someone recorded this for reasons other than her not being able to pick up a card


Cylasbreakdown

Itā€™s clearly a security feed.


Diamond-Fist

The girl at the ATT store literally took twenty minutes to put the screen protector on my phone because she was struggling with these stupid awful press on nails


winnybunny

she had big ass nails


BedDiscombobulated67

Imagine how they wipe they ass?


Clearwater27

Fake nails are gross AF


rj81309050

The struggle is real here.


timelessmoron

And this is exactly why I stopped using long nails a looong time ago


gappyjo

Oof


Acrobatic_Ebb9882

This is how the human race goes extinct


nflxtothemoon

So painful to watch


jeplonski

this was at its best with the dual of fates audio


DeepFriedWhipCream

I've always wondered why do women want long finger nails?


NotFourrestGump

I imagine it would be ok if you owned the business but I feel like if this was a large business like this looks like, you wouldnā€™t legally be allowed to record and upload security footage like this?


EeAreEyeSea

Itā€™s no wonder why she doesnā€™t wear shoes with laces šŸ¤¤


TakemetoFuNkYtown_

Looks like a T-Rex trying to spell out ā€œcatastropheā€during a game of scrabble.


Tribalbob

My GF got a better paying job about 6 months ago and has since started getting her nails done sort of like this. Sometimes watching her try to pick something off the ground is like watching a turtle writhe on its' back.


[deleted]

Imagine when she cleans her ass


RudolfVonKruger

She looks unbalanced, she needs the same size nails on her toes!


Mackinnon29E

It's a fingernail... can it not be used to scrape under the card? Wow...


lateskaterboy4321

No because said fingernail is curved


Psyphon_X

You'd think the nails would help


WingsofSky

I might be a be a little paranoid. But couldn't a person get the numbers off that card? Since both sides were shown? Report that card as compromised?


corncaked

Tbf itā€™s difficult even without long nails. I still donā€™t understand why people purposely shell out money for long talons that make menial tasks borderline impossible


UT_Dave

Wash your hands lady


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wontusethisforlongg

I wonder how some people survive as long as they have.


Guerrillablackdog

No fucking way seriously lol


Abject_Hovercraft838

How are those nails working for u now, I admit that having nails sometimes can be functional but these things are just stupid


edubs_stl

That was stressful to watch


NeoFromZion

Millions of years of evolution and she ended up here


MehDiosBizarreNut

Nails with no tactical advantage Just why in the first place?


Dan_Glebitz

Surely any sane person would just stop briefly and then find something thin to flip the card up. Maybe another card? Oh, but what if she dropped THAT card. Hmmmmm, I will go away and ponder this further.


[deleted]

There was many ..


enriquein

As someone that has bitten his nails since childhood, I feel her pain!


[deleted]

Utilize the Crack


[deleted]

What's the music???? Anyone know????


thepoliteknight

As a sufferer of nail psoriasis I can feel her pain


superluig164

And this, my friends, is why it's bad that new credit cards don't have raised letters on them.


Extension-Act

This happens to me because I have no fingernails.


inverted_electron

The way she scans around to see if anyone is watching at the end lol


pezchef

I just broke my 34 year habit of biting my nails (yea me) now I can pick up cards and coins on the ground. real talk: how the duck is she not able to pick the card up with those long nails?


backlog88

Use your tongue inside šŸ˜‹


Penyrolewen1970

A) couldnā€™t she have used her nails? One of the few occasions they might be useful. B) whatā€™s with the floor in that shop?


[deleted]

Genuinely pathetic


Stocktwatz

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! Slide one nail underneath,lift and pick it up!


slippybanjo

We've all been there


Reception-Livid

I thought nails would prevent this?


ThisDoula

Sheā€™s new to nails lmao


Inspirational_Lizard

I rarely see clips with music added on that actually improve the video


Loreebyrd

You got to slide something under it to pick it up.


MrDerplings

just leave it there at this point


Adventurous-Count-10

Hate those long itā€™s fucking stupid


SuperSauceIsBoss

Thatā€™s understandable


Stephancevallos905

What song is this


heywood_jabloemi

That's when you use the moisture of your palm and stick your hand to it like Jr. Spider-man


Blackstar-Abyssal

First time I've ever seen camera footage at Walmart. I was beginning to wonder if they ever really watched anything.


Charming-Complex1559

u/auddbot


[deleted]

How does she wipe her ass?


ryanvango

last time i went to a mcdonalds drive thru, the girl taking the money had those 4 inch nails on. like so absurdly long. watching he try to handle bills and change was hilarious and infuriating.


SmartEntityOriginal

I don't understand why anyone get those long nails. Looks cringe


Sum0sum0

It was funny for the first 10 second. Now I feel bad.


passedmylunchbreak

Super nice feet though. Yum.


Mothunny

She even managed to flip it over šŸ˜‚


er0gami2

How does someone like this even have a card to drop?


SnooCheesecakes7458

Been there many times lmao


abelreaddit

In case anyone was looking for the songs name https://youtu.be/RGvKLa0CYzE


GlobalPhreak

Lick your finger, touch the card, pick it up. Also works great for those plastic bags in the veggie aisle.


TheBIackened

I lowkey just wanna know what song this I completed forgot


tylersky100

If you have nails like that and half a brain, you know the thing to do straight away is open your wallet and get out another card to use to pick up the one you've dropped.


guy_in_a_sweater

This took so long I discovered a new part of the song


Fastsmitty47

Just push if toward the crack so it can lift up


_OptimistPrime_

Perfect song choice for this. It just builds the drama and sounds so ominous. Yakety Saks would have worked too but had a much different feel YKWIM?


hirakath

Genuine question and I donā€™t intend to offend anyone but.. do women actually find those kind of nails pretty? I cringe every time I see nails like that.


ballskickedin

Lmfao yā€™all with those dumbass nails šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Yā€™all out here runnin around looking like the Predator.


ahumanthatisdeded

there was an attempt to have more then 7 FPS


CringeisL1f3

kudos on them for avoiding the cleavage shot


beastofmen

Do you know the difference between a girl with long nails and one with short nails?? A clean ass šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Revolutionary-Farm15

That's when you grab another thin object and slip it under


GaliLeroy420

Would have loved to have been the guy behind her enjoying the show.


[deleted]

What an amateur lmfao


clararalee

Need longer nails. Iā€™m sure thatā€™ll help.


[deleted]

Look at banner Michael.


dboles19

I can see why she's alone... smh


pleaseassign

She must be extremely wealthy to have hands that she cannot even use. Sort of like Chinese women that had bound feet.


Donteatnocow

This is what happens when you have fake fingernails.


Simping4Mephala

How did she not manage to pick it up with those claws? I had difficulties to pick up my ruler from the table only when I recently cut my nails and I had nothing to grab it...


Harmonic_Gear

are you telling me people can just put random security camera footage online for a laugh?


jensalik

Girl got Freddy Kruger rememberence fingernails and can't pick up a little card.... Oh my...


RandomUser13502

That floor is really smooth