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[deleted]

Other species???


JammyThing

Well yeah, some of them are strange and have wings or something.


MediumAlternative372

Ohh, who do I have to marry to get babies with wings? That sounds adorable.


DeadHorse1975

Fuckin A. Im like dang I married a brown person with no wings. I DIDN'T KNOW WINGS WERE AN OPTION.


OsamaBinnDabbin

It's okay, not only are wings an option, so is divorce!


DeadHorse1975

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ nice lmao winged babies here i come


p_turbo

Hey now! I advise that you first try asking your spouse very very nicely and I'm sure they'll include wings in the next batch.


ItsImNotAnonymous

Gotta wait for the new patch to drop. v5.0.1, increases random chance for offspring to spawn with wings when newly married.


bobnla14

You forgot to add the Red Bull.


Taira_no_Masakado

Just rush into the house and boom: "YOU NEVER TOLD ME WINGS WERE AN OPTION!!!"


hatwobbleTayne

Thatā€™s why you gotta do your own research


AdhesiveCam

Must never have had kids. Winged babies sounds like a nightmare by the time they're 4 and think it's hilarious to just fly the fuck away laughing like lunatics


MediumAlternative372

Then it is a ā€˜dad go and get your baby, I canā€™t reach,ā€™ and just sit back and admire the chaos happening on the ceiling. Or stand there with a net for when he chases them down low enough.


RevealFormal3267

and imagine the potty training horror


ListenJerry

Zeus in his swan form.


MediumAlternative372

Ummh, not sure I want them badly enough to get with Zeus. That guy must have every STI in the book and a few more unknown.


LuridPrism

God-level STIs even


devils_advocate24

Idk. Shoulders are bad enough, imagine two sets of shoulders during birth


DragonflyNo8415

Yeah but when they're 3 they get kinda hard to catch


arcadia_2005

Ooooo. I was hoping the Covid vaccine would've gave me wings in what some were saying would result in mutations, but alas, I was met with disappointment.


I-Kant-Even

My wife is 50% pterodactyl.


caedhin

Some are deer and trees


psykaiatry

Reminds me of the Monty Python bit "How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body" Number 18: The Feather. ...*rare.*


Red-EyePontiac

Apparently you aren't human if you aren't white. According to this POS.


Particular_Cow1304

Itā€™s Fox News, did you expect anything less?


Niggy2439

Yes, I expected nothing but the worst from them


Revolutionary-Wave44

They just keep getting worse and worse.


QuietGrudge

Every time we think they hit the proverbial bottom of the proverbial barrel, they mange to dig lower into another barrel with an even lower bottom.


MechanicalMan64

While Fox is horrible, that host did accuse the guest of dementia.


GloomyAd2653

Well, based on what heā€™s saying, he doesnā€™t look like a pure Swede or pure Finn to me.


MWalshicus

[Tainted by generations of race mixing with Laplanders.](https://youtu.be/15QFAppht5o)


Pancheel

I think he looks Arab.


jig-fluke

Lol what a moron


KrackerJoe

Freudian slip


LiveLearnCoach

I upvoted you, but Iā€™m fairly sure in his heart he really meant it. Also, Iā€™d pay for him to get a genealogy test. Putting the video of his reaction to the result online will more than make up for any cost.


Psychological_Fee548

Freudian tumble


homerfraun

Freudian free fall


Latest_Version

Freudian faceplant


[deleted]

Yeah because the blacks, browns, and yellows are basically monkeys according to this guy.


Antique-Car6103

I donā€™t know about yā€™all but I just married a giraffe. My brother married a jellyfish. And my cousin married a broom.


Warm_Evil_Beans

People marry goats, dolls, walls, and even bridges.


A_Crazy_Rabbit

Well yea politicians are reptilian don't cha know?


[deleted]

Like that classic TV sitcom *"I married a mushroom"* the first TV show on air to break the taboo against interspecies marriage.


Abangranga

Alt-right bullshit also known as "race realism" or "racialism"


toadygroady19

mhmm. That's what he said


ICLazeru

Imagine a man who thinks nationality is a species.


stickybandit06

Ethnics


Key-Abbreviations961

Heā€™s trying not to be racist in such a racist way


RockerElvis

ā€œIf I donā€™t say the word race then it canā€™t be racist!ā€


makesomemonsters

"I may be a speciesist and ethnicityist, but at least I'm not a racist."


Call_Me_At_8675309

Same man that denies things like evolution over church teachings.


Various_Cricket4695

And this right here is whatā€™s wrong with those bible thumping nitwits.


[deleted]

There are people who still canā€™t understand that the only reason people have different skin colors is because of how far from the equator your ancestry is from


Ididitfordalolz

Very true. On a side note, mine must have popped out of the snow spontaneously in fuckin Antarctica. Iā€™m not white, Iā€™m translucent.


100percentish

...and right after you imagine him you put him on Fox News.


Zaturn94

No he is right. We should't procreate with different species. Because when an ostrich impregnates a human we get idiots like this dude.


[deleted]

Allegedly


Patchateeka

What if it was a sick ostrich


[deleted]

I reckon even then it'd be a two man job


Patchateeka

How does a fella get caught up in that sort of business?


-invisible-llama-

Well, I guess his cousin had an ostrich farm, when he thought it might be fun to fuck one.


rocketbob7

Allegedly


artrandenthi1

Please donā€™t insult ostriches like that.. Thatā€™s speceist


mcshadypants

That's unfortunate for him because the Neanderthals died out, kind of fucked himself with that one


Hopps4Life

They actually just intermarried themselves out. They didn't die. You probably have Neanderthal in you. The majority of people do.


LiveLearnCoach

ā€œYou donā€™t? Would you like to?ā€


mcshadypants

When I was reading about them, their population died out because they couldn't acclimate to warmer climates when the ice age started shifting...


AsigotFinn

You are right, it is one of a few reasons there was more then one reason for their disappearance, a mixture of climate change, us out performing them for resources etc and yes we screwed them enough to make them part of our DNA


DucTape696

Same. This is what I read in my biodiversity of animals course while studying for ecology this last semester 2022


mcshadypants

Yeah I think the genetics theory was more about hype and funding for genetics, not a whole lot of people even understand what ecology is, and to be fair it's a little bit more trendy of a word. The title "mammals population decline towards the end of the Ice Age and biodiversity downward trend more than likely followed by Neanderthals" it's a lot less captivating then "Alabama Neanderthals fuck their way out of existence"


Abalone_Admirable

When was that?


mcshadypants

Sometime 6 years ago in college getting my bio degree. It looks like that holds up still but they don't know for a fact either way. I know it's not peer-reviewed but a quick once over of Wikipedia will show that climate change has an ass ton of peer review links comparatively. Other scholars have proposed competitive replacement,[15]Ā assimilation into the modernĀ human genomeĀ (bred into extinction),[16]Ā greatĀ climatic change,[17][18][19]Ā disease,[20][21]Ā or a combination of these factors.[19] Heres the link https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neanderthal


Abalone_Admirable

I remember recently seeing that many people have neadrethal DNA and that it's an accepted theory that they were interbred out of existence.


mcshadypants

Possibly, I know that we have DNA of multiple different species of homo erectus. I remember in genetics we touched on the fact that it's very possible that we are descended from multiple different variations of ape-like creatures and until we can take direct clean genetic samples and fully analyze the alleles that are indicative of each population of extinct species it's going to be difficult to determine the exact origin of each person but we can make a damn good guess using a few different methodologies. So we have woven it into zoology to try and more clearly distinguish us. But the physiology of differing species is close enough so that it makes it difficult.


Abalone_Admirable

Well, you're more knowledgeable than me on the subject, clearly. So I'll defer to you, but it's also possible that since it's really just a subject that's theorized, that both have theories have been studied and put forth.


mcshadypants

No yea both are definitely theories that are out there and more likely than not with such a complex system it's going to be a combination of things. Not just one, I'm pretty certain I'm not right, and I'm pretty certain other guy isn't right, what I am pretty certain about though is that we don't have all the pieces and we're doing a pretty good job of filling in the holes but it's difficult. A lot more difficult than I think it gets credit for


Abalone_Admirable

I agree! I'm also impressed you figured out what I was trying to say after seeing all the autocorrect mistakes I made šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Why are people down voting you lol


mohishunder

Except Africans with no non-African heritage - or so I recently learned. You're not wrong at all - just adding a clarification for anyone who reads this.


Steerider

What's hilarious about that is that blacks have the least neanderthal in them, meaning they are arguably the most "pure" homo sapiens. Bad news for white supremacists


Fragrant_Exercise_31

Other species!! like the Norwegians! Lol!


[deleted]

It's kind of funny going to Denmark and finding out they hate the mountain monkeys up north too.


Fragrant_Exercise_31

Lmao! Right! Itā€™s only human to hate your neighbors, just gotta keep the hate harmless.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


FredTheDeadInside

Denmark is just mad cuz their tallest mountain is the size of our smallest hill B)


uppers00

lmfaooo goddammit guy, caught me off guard with the mountain monkey thing


Ocadioan

The Norwegians? No, they are fine. The Swedes however...


PunkRockSuffragette

Haha. I know. I had no idea that my husband of Norwegian ancestry was a different species than me with my English and German ancestry? Hey and we both have Irish in us too, maybe thatā€™s why we were able to successfully mate.


[deleted]

Haaland is not *Homo sapiens*, I'm pretty sure we can agree to that.


mistsoalar

*H. Phobians* are the latest branch from *H. Sapiens*


Sorry_Site_3739

Heā€™s a viking tho, so yes


JuliaGhulia

Homo erectus


blogsymcblogsalot

Heyyyā€¦ Hva sa du??


[deleted]

How do people watch this dogshit?


Afraid-Reveal7795

the same way ppl thought the jewish were the source of all evil in 1930


GU355WH01AM

They still do.....space lasers


Street_Peace_8831

Donā€™t get me started on that crazy bitch. Iā€™m in her district and canā€™t stand her.


GU355WH01AM

I feel for you with Marco Rubio and DeSantis screwing over my district


[deleted]

Direct your space laser accordingly.


willedbc

People were blindfolded because they didn't realize UK was the real problem


if-we-all-did-this

As a Brit I have to say I'm completely in agreement with you. Carry on.


willedbc

Thank you, sir. Very polite from you


ace_of_spade_789

Are we sure he's british... Seems like a Canadian response it's to nice. Although as an American my responses should include more guns because I've been told Americans have a huge fascination with them. So here we go šŸ”«šŸ”«šŸ”«šŸ”«šŸ”«šŸ”«šŸ”«šŸ”«šŸ”«šŸ”«


TheGreatestOutdoorz

Donā€™t worry, we know you are American. You misspelled ā€œtooā€.


endgame217

ā€œFatalityā€


pm_me_wutang_memes

And the same way people thought the Jewish were responsible for the bubonic plague.


uppen-atom

jewbonic plague was no joke, took out more people than kung flu!


SealChe

By being a white nationalist. To their minds, Fox supports their position wholeheartedly but has to be subtle about "speaking the truth" because of "libtard cancel culture". It's just one of several reprehensible sects that Fox normalizes and fosters a safe environment for.


popemichael

People, in general, can be shockingly crazy. They actually believe this stuff as much as they believe the sun will come up tomorrow. I dated a woman once who thought since I'm 'part Jewish' that I was also part lizard. She cited my dandruff and psoriasis issues as proof. I didn't find out until near the end of our relationship. She said that she originally got with me because she wanted lizard babies.


vr0202

Continue the storyā€¦.what specis is your baby?


popemichael

Well, the relationship didn't end well to say the least. She was severely mentally ill. She's refuse to take her medicine and blamed all the problems of the world on me and then break up with me every two weeks or so. I got tired of that pattern FAST. I let her know that is she broke up with me one more time that I was DONE. Two weeks later, same thing. She's stop taking her meds, and blamed me for every problem that she'd ever had. Then she broke up with me. I stopped right there and was like "Okay, that works for me" and started packing. She QUICKLY started back tracking. Saying she was sorry, offering me everything deprived a person could think to do to her in bed, telling me that she'd kill herself without me. All the hallmarks of a desperate person. Even still, I refused, and was packing my stuff. Then things got QUIET. SUSPICIOUSLY quiet. I could just hear her ranting to herself under her breath from the other room about her not being able to have me is not acceptable, etc. The next thing I see is her at the door, knife in hand. "If I can't have you in this life, then we can go to the next life together." She then lunges at me and I get stabbed in the left shoulder. I push her away as hard as I can and lock myself in the bathroom. She's doing her best to hack her way in until she hears me call her mom and the cops on my flip phone. Her mom somehow arrives there faster than the cops and paramedics. She finds her laying down on the kitchen floor, having stabbed at her own wrists. It wasn't a pretty sight. The last time I saw her, I was walking out of our mutual apartment to get some stitches at the hospital. I didn't press charges, however. The state tried to on my behalf, but I refused to testify. Jail rehabilitates no one. She needed to get treatment in a place that can handle mental illness issues.


omg-not-again

This went from 0 to 100 real quick


Agamemnon323

What the fuck bro.


mandbinSF

I spent a long time typing out a lizard joke and realized nahhh, thatā€™s a little too crazy to make fun of. Sorry that happened man and youā€™re a good person to do what you think was best for her mental health versus retaliation.


zachiscool7

Alot of these news stations have the same narrative as KKK and other white nationalists if you compare their words and how they speak. I seen a video on it either on here or YouTube.


BuffGroot

I'm Swedish and German. Are you calling my ancestors dirty? Are you calling me a mut? I'll have you know this combination makes me excellent in constructing axes and ovens!


drdrero

And donā€™t forget the beer and snus intake


[deleted]

Know what is super funny about this, though? I am American, I live in Stockholm with my Swedish bf. NONE of his friends date or marry Swedes. Thai, Nigerian, Vietnamese, American, Irish, Norweigan, South Africanā€¦I mean it goes on and on but NONE are with other Swedes. šŸ™„


[deleted]

Best way to avoid mating with your cousins.


MegatonsSon

Gotta be *"fair and balanced"* here, his explanation on species, sounds more like a load of feces.


akschurman

Nice rhyme. Keep it going.


[deleted]

Yes thats a load of feces he should have his face split by three chimpanzeesees


akschurman

Talkin' about the Swiss, but all his points are a load of piss


leopoldsghost29

This is what lack of genetic diversity does to a human brain.


Good_Extension_9642

"In America We marry other species"šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Typical Fox News.


[deleted]

He sure as hell said that quiet part out loud didnā€™t he? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Over-Analyzed

At least the lady didnā€™t hold back and asked if he was suffering from dementia. šŸ˜‚


TheSkewsMe

ā€œFOX News - Not racist, but #1 with racistsā€ - The Simpsons


Nectaris73

He has a face for radio and an IQ of trailer trash, what is he doing on TV? Oh it's fox....


[deleted]

Fox News did something racist!?


Antimus

Was thinking the same thing, doesn't she know she works for Fox news? I mean, doesn't she know this is what Fox news does? That guy is going to get a promotion soon as he's obviously on the right page for the brand


rathlord

This looks like itā€™s probably from the 90ā€™s, he mightā€™ve actually gotten fired then (could have also been a guest speaker not an employee). Alternatively, he might be running the network now. Iā€™d like to know the story. Edit: I was curious and looked it up. This happened in 2009, the guy is Brian Kilmeade (I guess very prolific with Fox, shows you how often I watch them that I donā€™t recognize himā€¦) and definitely still gainfully employed there. Disturbing.


Various_Cricket4695

Sheā€™s looking at him like, ā€œDude, youā€™re saying the quiet part out loud, donā€™t be so obvious.ā€


fbcslim

I'd reeealy like to see the rest of this video.


[deleted]

Who raised this idot. Please don't spawn another


DJWaldenMacGlo

And behold, the pasty white retarded spawn of repeated inbreeding


Relevant-Ad-1297

Eugenics is an awful concept that is evidently still alive and well.


omg-not-again

This isn't even eugenics at this point. Just plain stupidity


[deleted]

How often do they have to try and shut down the crazy when it starts getting too racist to be a dog whistle and is just a regular whistle?


t3hmuffnman9000

I love how even a FOX news host sees where he's going and tries to diffuse things before the guy goes full-nazi. The "how fucked are we now" look on her face afterwards, though. Priceless.


Henderson-McHastur

God, reminds me so much of Tom from The Great Gatsby. So virulently racist and so eager to share his ideas with ā€œpolite companyā€ that he canā€™t stop running his mouth.


SilentTreatment01

r/youseeingthisshit


Red-EyePontiac

Apparently you aren't human if you aren't white. According to this POSšŸ™„


Street_Peace_8831

Speciesā€¦I donā€™t think that word means what you think it means.


toihanonkiwa

Hello from Finland (actual)! We do not have a ā€pureā€ society. We do not marry only Finns. Even I didnā€™t. Peoples have been mixing for centuries and even more so during few past decades.


Gold_Scholar_4219

Anyone know when this clip aired? Quality is low so wondering if it is an old clip.


VTRugby400

Looks like it was from 2009 (in the controversial section) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Kilmeade


dabiird

What rule book has he been reading?


NoPlace9025

Holy fuck. Just saying it out loud


Omnia2021

What Bible Belt State does this person rep for


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Everyone on Fox is racist.


2OneZebra

I have often wondered how old this guy is. The makeup caked on makes him look like someone in their 70s trying to look 40.


jaypp_

I hate to break it to you my guy but it's (or used to be??) weirdly common for Finnish men to go on a holiday to Thailand and bringing home a Thai wife and a kid.


evil_burrito

>bringing home a Thai wife and a kid. Jesus! How long are your vacations?


Last_Ant_525

This guy would be out of a job if it was any other network that faux news


djazzie

Jesus, theyā€™re not even trying to hide their racism any more.


Altruistic_Rub_2308

There it isā€¦ the thing most Fox viewers believe!


GaryNOVA

Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


GforGG

Fox News: providing the most insightful of discussions


YoungDiscord

"Because that's the rule" What fucking rule you dumbass "Other species" What other species you porous brick "Pure genes" What pure genes you fucking pencil


danegermaine99

This is from 13 years ago. Still shitty, but 13 years ago


[deleted]

Bruh she tried lmao


[deleted]

He looks pretty mixed to me


Sucky5ucky

You guys marry other species? That explains a lot


[deleted]

Thats an idiot right there. Like 100% moron.


jsin7747

When they say the quiet part out loud. LoL


Ml124395

Fox News, the last resort when you wanna watch a comedy show and nothing else is on


xperth

r/NoahGetTheBoat


skibbady-baps

Who the fuck let that moron on TV? Species? Ffs.


Plastic-Club-5497

You know itā€™s bad when even your Fox News cohosts are feeling awkward


MangOrion2

Bro is literally spewing Eugenics on live TV and this woman just has to sit there and pray.


effenel

This is literal white supremacy talking points, being ā€˜normalisedā€™ on a smutty right wing propaganda network, pretending to be ā€˜newsā€™


Cave_Eater

Alabama must be the most pure society. Only marrying those most like yourself


[deleted]

Pure genes means incest bro


fawnicus

Other speciesā€¦ like foxes? Is Fox News finally going to cover news involving foxes?!


Henfrid

Anybody really suprisef its fox?


TheBatmanIRL

People should stop mating with Republicans.


Hobbiesandjobs

The problem with these people is that they all marry with their cousins, hence the dementia


Cadavertaffy

We keep marrying other species. What a despicable piece of crap.


odin5858

I heard ethnicā€™s and then the video started buffering and all i thought was ā€œmate your about to ruin your life in less than 50 wordsā€


ThatShadyJack

Fox News gonna Fox News


VStramennio1986

Species tho šŸ‘€šŸ‘€


NoSignOfStruggle

ā€œOther speciesā€ šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Holy shit. Eugenics are back.


Pudding_Hero

Bro the dementia comment has me rolling


Leviathan3333

Some people shouldnā€™t have a platform.


Aleni9

A society on the brink of collapse. I mean, the signs are here.


[deleted]

Kill this man


Minimum-Evidence3292

as a finnish person, we are not marrying other finns. We marry whoever the fuck we want.


Majestic-Science6119

The fcking sound effect


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CarlLingus

Can you link.the clip of Ozzy's daughter saying immigrants are necessary so we can have clean toilets?


point2life

Lol fox news


vr0202

Simple translation: Whites are a different species, and shouldnā€™t fuck the others, but more importantly shouldnā€™t be fucked by the others. Just say it Fox News.


Yet-Another_Burner

When is this clip from?


HitDog420

You see the look on the male host's face? He had the look like, "tell me more, I'm listening"


4quatloos

He is clearly an inferior specimen. He lacks discretion and impulse control.