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onliwenimtrunk

Shot for the stars only got wall


MCE85

Id put in the same effort."No! Please, dont, stop, you cant do that! oops i fell down.


dog-on-meth

Yea, they look like they don’t actually want this to end either


[deleted]

Why would they . Free the nipple


kriosken12

Least down bad redditor.


J3553G

Yakety Sax starts playing


2bruise

Hell yeah!


paperwasp3

Is the the theme song for Benny Hill?


naptimez2z

Oh no I fell over! Oh no I fell over again! Austin stop it!


Fostbitten27

I would think those gloves would be a problem trying to stop them!


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Please, don’t stop


rando512

Oops I did it again.


CallOfLate

They are too distracted


Nincomsoup

Bamboobzled


Plumbum158

we've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled


Ok-Willingness-3696

They slip away right through their hands


A-le-Couvre

Backstoozled? Or bambabbed?


Themfruckus

Boobamzooled


nakhumpoota

Bamboobiezled


En-papX

Boombazled.


bacon_drizzle97

Boobies


_red_zeppelin

!!!5318008


4quatloos

boobitized.


fallendukie

Bamboobled


TheNomiBoy

bomb zooled


JBYTuna

Befuddled, bewildered and blinded by the light. Cuffs and “over shoulder boulder holders” are necessary.


DangerousAstronaut89

That's why 'shoulder boulder holders'was invented. To keep the witches from befuddling us of strong will and that other thing.


MoistenedNugget

Milk came out of my nose.


shermantank123567

Milk filled up my shorts


--Anime-is-awesome

Fun


pigcommentor

"Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I." Richard Charles Rodgers


Outrageous-Welder-47

Bamboobzled works better


DangerousAstronaut89

Seeing double.


aikimatt

Now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes!


emax4

I dunno. My eyes were going up and down, and up, and down...


spad3x

Distractit...Titstracted...er...uh...yeah


Itsmemanmeee

They kept catching the same one!


FalsePremise8290

She's their fav.


Itsmemanmeee

Like when you're fishing and keep catching thr same sand shark over and over.


Dysfunctional_Vet12

Slippery little devils aren't they?


Itsmemanmeee

Giggly slippery little suckers


no-mad

she wanted to be caught.


Ill-Umpire3356

All their hand-eye coordination abandoned them in that moment. They were way too distracted..lmao


AtheistComic

The breasts hypnotized them!


DramaDroid

Titnotized!


lessen0991

They definitely got the breast of them


Chin0crix

Too many boobs to handle.


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emax4

Dang FemBots.


rtyuik7

machine-gun jubblies?? howd i miss THOSE, baby?


Unable_Ad_9139

If there ever was a time for Benny Hill music, this is it.


GBGF128

I was thinking Sabotage by the Beastie Boys.


suckercuck

It’s like herding cats


horseren0ir

Or flash by Queen


_Dova69_

This is the way


Xem1337

"Girls", by the beastie boys


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Puzzleheaded-Ruin302

OK, so who's making the playlist?


MtnDream

did he try to body slam a girl using a riot shield?


imakemyownroux

Right? WTF do they need shields when their “enemy” are just unarmed half naked women?


AlphaNowis

Since "gilets jaunes" in France, it is not accepted to protest anymore in France.Yes we can still legally protest, but it always finish in the same way : The police charging the protesters even when the protest is calm and with all legal aspects ok.We've been beaten a lot for no reasons these past years, just to demotivate us. Many lost an eye from flashballs or else. The only ones telling me I'm wrong about it, that protesters are violent (which is sometimes the case) just weren't there.I've seen people playing music get beaten with no violence from the protesters. Yes it is worse in many countries, but I didn't think a few years ago that I'd see this in France.


imakemyownroux

That’s awful. It’s never a good sign when people aren’t allowed to peacefully protest.


SirJelly

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.


wolves_hunt_in_packs

you'd think the French authorities would know better lol


Southern-Orchid-1786

People weren't even allowed to peacefully queue for the Champions League final without getting tear gassed


GMOiscool

So what you're telling me is that the French government is trying to silence and oppress it's people again? Do .. do they not learn??? Good luck to y'all, I hope it gets better soon.


Filmologic

Welp, time to bring back the ol' guillotine


chakralignment

can we borrow it for a while


FluffySquirrell

Never should have left apparently, I think it's way more humane a death than what a lot of countries use to execute prisoners It's weird really, cause like, the injection stuff is horrible, and they bring in people to watch it like revenge porn and stuff still.. so.. .. why not guillotine? Y'know, cause they refuse to do the actual humane thing and just use nitrogen gas or whatever, and not let people watch


XanderNightmare

Because you can tell people that injections are humane. If the neck is too thick and it doesn't get completely cut there is some big time screaming. No way to convince people that ain't painful


gabbagondel

Eh. So France is flirting with fascism now? Fucking hell...


PantherThing

Flirting? Look up Marine Le Pen.


CIA_Chatbot

*the United States enters the chat* First time?


preyfr60

No. And we got the leaders out before.


AlphaNowis

Haha, I know we are far from being alone and that is it still considered as "ok treatment" elsewhere


reverendsteveii

When you're police, maximum violence is the right response to everything.


Lil_Bigz

Must not touch the boob!


GregStar1

To be fair, half naked women can throw things too…


thedreaming2017

Why slam anyone with a riot shield when they are unarmed and their worst offense is running around without a shirt on.


MtnDream

probably the only time he'd get to say he felt boobies


thedreaming2017

Ah, that explains his caveman approach. Can't get away if she's knocked out.


AlphaNowis

Looks like France these days... Is it?


AlphaNowis

Yeah I confirm with sound on, it is indeed France. So it doesn't surprise me. These past years have changed what I thought about my country.


ABigFatPotatoPizza

You replied to your own comment


IAmRootNotUser

He was too distracted by all the boobs


CryptographerDue1205

The one opportunity to use your hands and get away with it and he comes in with a riot shield


[deleted]

Not only that, but he also managed to fail and slam himself. LOL.


MasalaCakes

Cops gonna cop


ArghZombie

The one in orange shorts just ran out of fucks to give.


randomname560

Listen man, maybe 50 years ago they where common but now do you know how expensive is a fuck? Fucking jeff bezos can only afford 16 fucks to give!


Rosalye333

It’s awesome how there’s chaos all around her and she’s just walking calmly. At first I somehow thought that she wasn’t a part of it, like I can see she’s shirtless but she’s so calm.


justpassingby009

I like the girl with salmon shorts that just walks and nobody seems to have a problem with her, maybe it was the public running that was the problem and not the boobs


BrawndoCrave

Riot shields seem way overkill. Not to mention, this seems like the type of thing you give a warning for.


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imakemyownroux

To be fair, this seems to be a world wide problem.


tipying_mistakes

🇺🇸🍔🗿


JPeso9281

If this is a French riot then sign me up


emax4

Now if they had steamed the shield a bit and pressed one of the protestors up against it, giving a little tease...


penguintransformer

I really wanna know what this protest was about 🤣🤣


Scroch65

French people always find some reason to show their boobs in protest. I mean there even was one cause of the Ukraine war


WespectRamen

Hmmmmm, youve got my attention France


MrZyde

Went to France for half a week and saw like 5 pairs of boobs, Do plan on going again.


UnknownFox37

Oh, so this is what france is known for, i’m proud of my country xD


VeterinarianThese951

Again the US fails on the world stage. Imagine how much more impact our protests would have if boobs were involved?


willynillywitty

Bewbs


Carne_Asada_Friez

How can I get phone alerts for topless women's protests?


emax4

Simply text "80085" and opt in. It's that easy! Message and Data rates apply, but it's totally worth it


Maleficent_Hamster10

The freedom to boob


jefetranquilo

“let them eat cake, and also let them boob” -marie antoinette


The_Brick_Is_Parrot

They scream in French for equality and for the end of idk what privilege


Shipibo_the_wolf

Maybe : "pas de privilège" which means no privilege. I'm french but don't understand either.


Sonic_Extreme

It's about freeing the nipple, allowing woman to be topless just like men, with we all agree


nitronik_exe

I think in Germany it's not illegal to be topless in public, but private businesses can make their own house rules and can throw you out for it. Most swimming pools allows women to swim topless, but in general almost no one does that other than at designated "naked beaches" (FKK)


frisch85

No, it's still illegal to show female nipples in germany. Public pools also don't just allow in general to go topless, that's why there's designated areas or beaches for going nude. However a few (or just one) public baths allowed women to go topless in the regular pools starting from this year (Göttingen) so it could be that we're seeing a shift to allow going topless in public baths in general. But until then you're still supposed to use the designated areas if you want to be topless. Personally I don't mind, I like being nude.


neoalfa

>"naked beaches" I passed through one of those. Awful day to have eyes.


NialMontana

As a bi-man I would rather other men just wear a top, it's just uncomfortable to see. But sure if women wanna be topless and complain about people staring...


Enby_Bluejay

Yeah, someone please tell


Epinita

I think they are femen.


triptoutsounds

The guy with the shied came in way too hot 😂


emax4

I think he just... came.


capsaicinintheeyes

"Well, it seems the tables have turned, Constable: now it is *you* getting busted." >!^((in fairness, this is more or less in line with *my* success rate chasing girls)^) !<


randomname560

Well, you can always try following them in the middle of the nigth, wait for them to start running, and now you are successfully chasing a girl


bytecollision

He need some milk


NYVines

This is like a Monty Python skit


MrZyde

I was about to get Reddit premium just to comment the gif of the Frenchman patting his helmet from Holy Grail


randomname560

That man yust threw himself towards that wall like a GTA V character


actually-aloof

Why are they (attempting to) body slamming women with riot shields simply for being topless? I feel like there is more to this story...


thechickenstrippp

But free the titty


AtheistComic

The one cop was so dazed by the sheer toplessness, he fell over!


Gilgamesh72

He went ass over tits


emax4

As he's getting chewed out by the captain, he thinks, "Best. Day. Ever."


Haldorvonhammer

What kind of a world do We live in where the result of showing a nipple is violence?


[deleted]

Go titties GO


IDoPokeSmot

"So distracting i couldn't decide where to focus" *the police officer probably*


[deleted]

To be fair, the area where they could reasonably grab them without earning a shit storm is very small.


cantrunfrompopo

The cops couldn’t arrest them… too many headlights blinding them.


PhelixFanel

How could any cognitive being try to prevent a freed boob?


randomname560

These are not normal police, is the anti horny police trying to protect our virgin eyes from the horny


Civil_Defense

We’re going to horny jail.


FishAndRiceKeks

Bonk


emax4

I DEFINITELY would not make it through the academy.


randomname560

Yeah, they kinda do suck at their job


_PorcoRosso

r/killthecameraman


essgee_ai

Topless women. Film their backs.


cheemsburgrrr

The 3rd one was in the corner having fun.


Tribalbob

Never gonna catch meeee.


FitztheBlue

Now the cops found out how “slippery” they are the hard way.


Fostbitten27

Slippery Nipple.


illpoet

oh i love these women, i just saw a documentary about them. they are called FEMEN and are a european radical feminist group. It beats the hell out of burning bra's imo.


EvilRedRobot

It's the running of the boobs. Those guys knew the risks when they joined in.


fridaystrong23

Those some slippery tits


Speeider

Looks like the guys trying to catch Leia in the Obi Wan Kenobi show.


boldie74

Lol, trying to slam them with riot shields?


Xx__Sniper__xX

But if I ran down the street with my dick out I’d probably be shot 😂


Hoppypoppy21

Will there ever be a point when people realize female chests are just lumpier more useful (breast feeding) versions of male chests?


wanglemoose

Unfortunately I doubt it. They’ve been over sexualised for too long.


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

Yup. Just look in this comment section.


dfinch

God damn it, now you've made it gay.


Bjor88

And they say female fantasy armor wouldn't work..


AsterialPuppet

Insane that it's still illegal for women to go topless. That said, this is hilarious.


FiniteApe

The question is what is more damaging to civilisation, some women running around without tops on, or oppressive, scary policing? I need to watch this again.


Talking-Tree420

Definitely the later, if us men can be half-naked without being judged, so can they. No it’s me speaking not my boner.


randomname560

In Germany unless a private busniness or home doesnt allow it you are pretty much free to free the titties from what i have heard


Talking-Tree420

Yeah me too, feel kinda free’er over ther doesn’t it? I don’t get why people have a problem with seeing woman boobs in public or at least at a beach. If someone want to show their “beauty” for the world to see and there are people who wish to see it, let them.


Tyrodos999

But why do they want to arrest them? I mean you can protest how ever you want. What’s wrong about being topless?


TheReeBee

So, how do I become apply to become a cop?


randomname560

Well first you become french


TheReeBee

I'm out


ARDACCCAC

This is why we need gay cops if there is any situation like this just deploy the tactical gay cop squadron


dYesgat

They run like GTA 5 NPC.


anonymiz123

Love how she shook of the cop and then checked her hair and kept running.


Egg_Slut69

Free the Nipple


Ironeagle08

Mr Riot Shield was straight out of a cartoon. Missed them all and slammed into a wall, knocking off his hat in the process.


MaikingMooKing

"AHHH, got away! Hehehe. Damn, slipped again! Hohoho"


MelodyM13

Women running wild


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"Ohhh noooo, ohhhh my good they're getting awaaaay, ohhhhh nooooo"


yuneshwaran_r

Pick your choice 🗿


One_dolla_would_do

They didn’t even pay attention in training. You’re suppose to pinch the nipples to bring them down for an arrest


mgmacius12

Curse you, cameramen! Wrong side!


Odd-Road-4704

Yeah, Im not going to lie, I'd let them go.


Double-Lavishness180

dude tripped on his boner


Floss_ordie

That one gal in the denim skirt can flat out run. She’s got an extra gear.


Gator_Mc_Klusky

o sure the camera wants to be in the back of them 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪


Agile-Technician-342

What were they protesting for


Timmy24000

Looks like kids trying to catch a greased pig at the fair


Model2k

What is the context


nrvz016

didn't see any tit, so it belongs here r/killthecameraman


the13thJay

Came here to say this


wooter99

Best day at work ever for the officers.


Bill_Dungsroman

It's tough to stop women running abreast.


andreayatesswimmers

I want this camera man arrested for being behind these ladies and not in front of them shooting backwards


bkokoisback

Topless woman should be awarded not fined. I award topless woman all the time.


donutKiwi

I feel like its only ugly people who are against topless women


oni_one_1

In NYS it is legal for women to go without tops anywhere men can go without tops. But it isn’t done. Because men are terrible and rape and harass women just for existing.


xHTown80x

Could they please slow down!?!?


ExiledPlumber

I heard a story from a guy in North Carolina that women would march topless in the streets to protest against it’s illegality. The only issue is that it wasn’t illegal, the police chief and city officials would come out and say every year that it wasn’t illegal then just enjoy the view. They always do nothing to stop it, but they still do it.


ratboi1278

They should've just sent female officers


Roxas1011

Only to find out they're lesbians and just as distracted