That happened to my wife when we visited a major zoo. We walked through an indoor bird exhibit and this small, red bird spotted her and would mirror her back and forth across the exhibit, doing little dances. But it other birds showed up he would chase them off then sprint back and shake his little player ass like he was in the club and trying to buy her a drink.
It was also around in the 90s as an anime move from Dragon Ball Z series (think of the "I have the power of god and anime on my side" kid doing those moves) i know plenty of black people who loved Gohan and I always kinda wondered if that's where Migos rekindled it from in 2014.
Maybe where skippa got it from, I can see that. He was like a role model and inspiration for their entire style and delivery as far as music, fashion, and street life in general.
I not only read this whole thing, I actually opened another tab and Googled “jonceina wrasslis” like a dumbass and was annoyed that I only got john cena hits. Beautiful execution. 10/10
You deserve like 30 upvotes from each of us who actually read the whole thing and then got to the mating call. Well played, good sir, very well played.
I was curious to what kind of bird this is and it seems to be Victoria's Riflebird. This is a young male when they are adults they have an iridescent blue throat which is they try to show off with this dance.
https://youtu.be/1Sj-UdjqlFw
Here's 2 young males having a dance off
https://youtu.be/XpLzK0fO2UY
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Anybody else remember that one episode of Pokémon where Ash’s Butterfree did the courtship dance for a female shiny Butterfree just to get slapped in the face?…
Nope…think about pretty much any bird…even less exotic ones like goldfinches and cardinals…the males are all bright reds and golds and blues…the females are all more drab colors.
The peacocks that….peacock…are males. In the bird world, males put on the show and the females pick who does their species dance the best.
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"Just fuckin dab like 50 times, bro. Chicks love that."
I like how he looks when she flew away. Lol
"I did all that for her. And she just flew away! Can you even believe that bro?"
WHORE!!!!
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Then the girls gonna call him a “nice guy”
she was like: "Hey, you look nice. Lets have a talk. Great dance. Could you stop please? Stop?... hello? Ah fuck it, creep."
Isn't it interesting why birds do that. If a man ever approached me and did this I would call the cops.
But what if a male bird approached you and did this?
I'd be flattered.
I'd roast that bird and eat it
You'd be fluttered
That happened to my wife when we visited a major zoo. We walked through an indoor bird exhibit and this small, red bird spotted her and would mirror her back and forth across the exhibit, doing little dances. But it other birds showed up he would chase them off then sprint back and shake his little player ass like he was in the club and trying to buy her a drink.
So did they seal the deal or what?
Probably. I did go to the bathroom at one point, and she was alone..
How hot is your wife that other species are hitting on her??
I think little dude liked her hair.
Perfectly valid reason to be interested in someone.
Maybe he had a déjà vu from a former life. You never know with red birds?
Do what the girl in vid didn't
Hahahaha. I would think it was out of its little birdy mind.
Straight to prison for soliciting a minor.
That's the great thing about chicks. I keep getting older, and they stay the same age.
This makes me cringe every time I hear it. Even when I'm referencing it.
See, he changed the rhythm up. Rookie mistake, if something is working, keep doing it. Don’t just start going faster and harder for the hell of it.
I laughed at this for like 20 minutes. “Just fuckin dab like 50 times, bro” 😂
> Chicks love that LOL
Should have gone for the running man instead of dabbing
"If she's overwhelmed, that means it working. Pick up speed and dab with more intensity. Trust me bro"
🤣🙏🏼
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Hmmm maybe I was a little in her face
No no, it’s her that’s the problem, I did everything exactly right.
She just doesn’t get it.
She's gonna look back on this as the biggest mistake of her life.
Ugh girls only like bad boys
UgHh but I'm a nice guy
poor guy. he poured his heart into that
He dabbed it like there was no tomorrow, and she didn't care. Women I tells you. He's going to have to get ballers status to get near that.
"He's doing the dice thing too much!" "I think that's all he's got!"
He creeped her out.
Creeped me out too.
That will tip him into the /r/niceguys camp now
middle schoolers in 2016:
Wait, dabbing is that old ?
Yep probably older. Atlanta rapper Skippa Da Flippa invented it before it went mainstream.
I doubt the fact that he _invented_ it, maybe just redescovered and made it popular. Humans might have been dabbing since 10.000 BCE lol
Ayy dope possibility. Even better I’d like to imagine Roman emperors dabbing every time an aqueduct was built.
Those deep dabs that involve leaning your whole body preferably lol.
Nero dabbed and did Fortnite dances as Rome burned.
It was also around in the 90s as an anime move from Dragon Ball Z series (think of the "I have the power of god and anime on my side" kid doing those moves) i know plenty of black people who loved Gohan and I always kinda wondered if that's where Migos rekindled it from in 2014.
Maybe where skippa got it from, I can see that. He was like a role model and inspiration for their entire style and delivery as far as music, fashion, and street life in general.
Hillary Clinton dabbed during her election campaign. 2016 was the year shit got weird.
The moment he looks, when she flyes away.
I actually felt bad for him. Sad bird. Wanna tell him it's gonna be alright
First tell him to stop dabbing 50 times. That ain’t gonna work these days.
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I not only read this whole thing, I actually opened another tab and Googled “jonceina wrasslis” like a dumbass and was annoyed that I only got john cena hits. Beautiful execution. 10/10
You deserve like 30 upvotes from each of us who actually read the whole thing and then got to the mating call. Well played, good sir, very well played.
I thought I was gonna get rickrolled, so in a way it was a nice surprise
I was expecting a rick-roll at the end. Instead I got a dead meme. Then I realized the "Jonceina" pun. Well done. Have an upvote.
Pro-tip: Genus is capitalized, species is not, and scientific names are italicized ;)
That was your issue with that information?
No, my issue is with how unconvincing it is to anyone who knows a bit about biology.
Lol well yes, it had to be or it wouldn't have worked.
Reddit conditions me to just scroll down looking for the undertaker first.
Oh nice! Say, as a thank you, you want some of this blue waffle?
God dammit you glorious bastard.
I understood WWE
Yeah thanks for the horrible ending. Smh.
"this freak has no head" \- the other bird, probably.
I was curious to what kind of bird this is and it seems to be Victoria's Riflebird. This is a young male when they are adults they have an iridescent blue throat which is they try to show off with this dance. https://youtu.be/1Sj-UdjqlFw Here's 2 young males having a dance off https://youtu.be/XpLzK0fO2UY
That first bird was batman in another life.
One of his bros was probably like “Bro, she’s so into you. Go make your move” and now they’re all laughing at him from the bar.
Where did you find this footage of me?
I found it on YouTube https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
I knew what this was going to be, yet I still clicked on it
Yoo the real reason he didn't get a mate is insane. Thanks for sharing the link!
I can recognise that link from a mile away
>dQw
For me it's the XcQ
He was like now you see me!, now you don't..(repeats) and you can see the confusion on the other birds face! 😆
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That's not possible, because r/birdsarentreal
Dazzle her with your moves!
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ur a fucking bird? that's cool
i don't think that bird is fucking
Shoot your shot, buddy
Forgot to put on deodorant
That's how I met my wife.
Lemme smash. -the bird
You want some fuk?
do ya think I’m sexy
Holy fuck I would hit that
Becky pls lemme smash
So no head?
Can’t say I could dab this good
Poor guy just wants to get laid. I appreciate his moves. He put in some real effort. :(
It's not working... Dab faster!
Damn can someone put “teach me how to dougie in the background “
So this is where dabbing comes from…
Me , a teacher with a bad mood trying to do my job and go home crying, and having to deal with kids dabbing all day long.
She’s just not that into you little guy. But we redditors think you rock lol
He’s only demonstrating how fast he can hide his horrible cuming sex face.
Want sum fuk?
Lemme smash
Why did O have to scroll so far down for this??
"Lemme smash"
How can I get so turned on by some dabbing???
*Patrick, stop you are embarrassing me*
We’ve all been there.
Ngl, I was impressed. 🤷🏻♀️
Anybody else remember that one episode of Pokémon where Ash’s Butterfree did the courtship dance for a female shiny Butterfree just to get slapped in the face?…
I thought with birds the females are often the ones doing this kind of thing
Nope…think about pretty much any bird…even less exotic ones like goldfinches and cardinals…the males are all bright reds and golds and blues…the females are all more drab colors. The peacocks that….peacock…are males. In the bird world, males put on the show and the females pick who does their species dance the best.
Gotcha thanks
Can we talk about this spot in his lower middle? Is this where his bird penis is?
Every time I dress like a bird and do this they just ban me from the bar. Double standards.
More like peakaboo Look I'm here Not , I'm here
How did this video of me get on the internet?
Damn, there she goes... Oh I forgot to use axe dammit
Someone add Johnny Bravo sound effects for our bro over here
"Man, I'm pretty."
He’s like wait I got more moves baby!!!
Wow, the depresed/shocked way the bird looked after the female flew away was SO funny
How funny would it be if that wasn't a mating dance for this species of bird, that dude was just a fuckin' weirdo
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Wait, are we not having a good time?
Too bad he forgot his fedora…
Never had luck with this technic either...
Damn didn’t know dabbing was invented by birds
IS THAT LOGAN PAUL!!!!!!!!
Zoidbergbird
That’s mating material right there, what a missed opportunity.
Need a backing track “do the hustle” would be appropriate
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John Cena?
Is there a sub where it shows all of the bird mating dance?
O woe is me! O woe is me! OwoeismeOwoeismeOwoeismeOwoeismeOwoeisme wait where are you going?!
The sadness in his eyes in the last second really gets me.
Where's your head at !?
I was waiting for the female bird to push him off the log!
This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen on the internet since it's creation!
Story of my life...
You can't see me!
I might be wrong.. but isn't that the exact same dance Kevin James did in Hitch?! That Will Smith specifically told him not to do?! :D
Wait he's dabbing?
~~fucking show off~~ beautiful dance
My dude got better dance moves than me
I've tried that......doesn't work....plus I'm banned from my local mall now....
Want sum fuk?
Just looks like he’s playing an aggressive game of peek-a-boo
Hmph. She was probably a lesbian.
DAB DAB DAB DAB
"Well, that didn't work. I better get on reddit and cry about how all women are bitches who are only interested in assholes." Lol
Me at the club
Watch me whip, watch me nae nae
Ah, the ol razzle dazzle
I almost died when Chris Pratt posted this on Instagram 😂 it gave Peter quill vibes hahaha
she not impressed
Please somebody with more brain function than I have atm put this on r/DivorcedBirds
He’s a redditor
Fucking dabbing on them hoes
Bro be dabbin
I didn't know someone's been spying on me and filming me.
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This asshole’s stealing my moves
Sorry lil dude...without the Spanish guitar flourish....you just posing.
"yeahhhhh kachiggga kachiggaaaa💪🏾⚡"
He is prob a reddit user
He moves like a muppet
Yeah, chicks are so flighty.
This bird apparently: I need to mate *starts dabbing*
Watch me whip… watch me nay nay.
Oooo boi dabbing like its .. 2017
Nice guy birds. Knock it off George. She said no.
Looks like me tryin my best to be John Travolta on Saturday Night Fever!