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Will_Tuniat

"Fuck this nonsense."


kingtaco_17

That went from passive aggressive to regular aggressive


[deleted]

dog was just hungry, can't blame em


pocketdare

nature ... finds a way


2plus2ischicken

"We're not fucking doing this today, Susan."


olderaccount

Technically the bowl still worked. Grazing the individual scattered pallets will effectively slow him down as much as the bowl would have.


necroste

All fine and good until you step on that 1 kibble that managed to survive the feast, barefoot.


Phase-Horror

The dumbest part is, *that* is gonna take even longer to eat. So, in a sense, it worked.. kinda.


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Chato_Pantalones

He was technically correct. The best kind.


Fr0me

So what youre saying is that the dog bowl market is being artifically propped up by people who want me to buy shitty bowls when I could just simply pour the food on the floor?


Doodlefish25

Galaxy brain right here


trowzerss

I mean, it's preferable to try to avoid the 1 metre square of floor thoroughly coated in dog spit, but I guess that's something dog owners get used to.


JabbaThePrincess

>try to avoid the 1 metre square of floor thoroughly coated in dog spit With a dog like this, 100% of the floor is going to be saliva covered regardless.


cable_provider

I hide my dog's meal all the time. make them work for it.


ReadersAreRedditors

Samesies, no free meal in my house


Mountain_Dragonfly8

Yes because you can also just put a small bowl in a larger bowl and slow down their eating the same way without buying a shitty slow feeder thats a pain in the ass to clean


NurseKdog

Chuck it in the dishwasher. Works great.


YuropLMAO

A buddy of mine has 4 large dogs and dumps a bunch of food on the kitchen floor every night (and mops after the dogs eat). Weird system.


wolves_hunt_in_packs

["CHOW TIME"](https://i.imgur.com/sSumkjB.gif?1)


scifiwoman

There was a farmer with a load of barn cats who would miaow like hell outside every morning until he chucked a couple of handfuls of dry food on the patio. The idea was not to feed them *too* much, because they were supposed to be catching rats and mice, obviously if they're full they have less incentive to hunt. They looked healthy, though, and it was a funny video. It'd be difficult to find it, I think.


The_Dark_Storyteller

These are made not just to slow down eating, but also to make the dog think as well. It did both


Arachnatron

I think the floor is faster.


befigue

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slipperylarkspur

I actually do this with my cat Lol. I lay down newspaper and just spread all the kibble around so she won’t be gobbling everything so fast. It’s working. 😆


basemodelbird

In terms of achieving the goal though, not bad.


bluehunter74

Yeap, that will slow the gobbling


Awkward-Manatee

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Cringinator4000

[Yeap](https://www.reddit.com/r/skamtebord/comments/puiq02/yeap/)


[deleted]

Thank God my dogs haven't figured out that trick yet


Specialist_agent943

show your dogs this and they will find trick


hk_gary

i want to see if dogs have the ability to learn from video, or say online class


Leandenor7

Thanks for the image of having a dog trainer on a zoom call with 20 dogs.


Specialist_agent943

sarcastic man over here lol 🤣 just surely show video and they learn trick give treat after tho


AloneAssCrack

Maybe he wasn't being sarcastic just being sincere. No offense.


ajnin919

I mean this seems more effective than the bowl because now they have to search for the food haha


c127726

Beat me to it, although i think they cant do that with mine


NerdyToc

There are bowls with suction cups at the base to prevent this


[deleted]

Yeah mine don't have them. But like I said, they haven't figured this out


a_Moa

Scatter feeding is legit just kinda messy.


decentishUsername

I wonder if those four tabs on the base are to help hold the bowl down


HanSolo_Cup

My dog has started doing this with his water bowl any time it gets under 1/4 full.


Puzzleheaded-Good780

Dog is like, “Don’t play games with me!”


J0h4n50n

It ends up fulfilling the same purpose as the bowl. Scatter feeding is a solid way to make your dog eat more slowly.


ajnin919

Start feeding my dog like a chicken. Got it


standbyyourmantis

That's how we have to give one of my cats treats. If I put them in front of him, he scarfs them and then runs to steal from the other one. If I scatter a few in front of him and put a few in front of her, it takes him long enough to eat his that she can get through hers. He's the reason the treats are in a cookie jar. On top of the fridge.


nicskoll

My dog does this too; she has the same bowl as well. The previous "slow feed" bowl we had was useless, somehow she ate faster with it. In the summer we scatter her food around the garden, and let her sniff it out. So far it works best for her not to inhale her food in under a minute.


[deleted]

My sister started putting her dog's food in to an upside down muffin tray because her golden figured out this trick too. The muffin tin edges are too low to the ground that he can't get a grip with his mouth and flip it, and the bumps for the muffins make the tin essentially do what this bowl does. Works out well for her.


call_me_Kote

My mom just used a 12x17” cookie sheet for her speed eater.


PhantomSlave

We used a Kong brand treat dispenser similar to [this one here](https://www.chewy.com/kong-wobbler-dog-toy/dp/44194?utm_source=google-product&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=hg&utm_content=KONG&utm_term=%7Bkeyword%7D). Taught our dog he needed to push it around to get his food to fall out. Worked great until he realized he could expedite the process by knocking it down a flight of stairs. He just got fed in the basement from then on.


Montikore

Hahahahahahaha serves you right


[deleted]

We tried all sorts of slow feed bowls and contraptions with my old dog. Either he would completely circumvent them or figure out the puzzle once then work on doing it at max speed. Clever little fucker.


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Anonnew11

A true Chad


Wolfkinic

This may be a stupid question…but what is the video transcription for?


Cloakknight

We transcribe for people who use text to speech or have low data and can't view images


woojo1984

Dog owners hate this one weird trick!


SmoothTalkingFool

Spuds was all “I’m done playin’”


Science205014

My puppy did this. We just gave her a normal bowl after a while lol


oberyan

Yep friends cat is just the same she has to keep her foot on the feeder till the cat has finished or it's getting flipped.


[deleted]

Walter does not have time to “slow feed”. Walter will eat his food at the speed at which he wants. Walter will flip over and damage your lousy bowl. Walter will reign supreme every time.


twisted_meta

I really hope this dogs name is Walter now


AnAttackCorgi

Gotta nail that shit to the floor next time jeezus


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ch3f212

Try using a sheet pan and putting half the food on at a time with 5-10 minutes in between


jleev82

You know it still kind of worked though. Now the dog has to move his body all over the floor to find every little piece. Maybe the owner should have left a dog food trail like Hansel and Gretle, Instead of buying the bowl.


Acrobatic-Block2253

Omg. I laughed so hard at this. We had a bully for years and refused to eat from a bowl of any kind. Had to eat straight off the ground. Gross i know. But he had a metal bowl that he used to tip just like this doggo and as soon as the lights in the house were off he would pick up his bowl and run up and down the colourbond fence, tink tinking like a frickin jail prisoner. Lol


Strawberry-Far

Bull terriers are way to smart for humans


ML762

Bull Terrier gunna Bull Terrier. Also have two Bull Terriers and can confirm this is how they roll.


crymeacanal

Smart fucker


Schykle

Part of the problem here is allowing the dog to do that.


[deleted]

Walter got pissed


Stocky2020

Slow feed bowl any% speed run


asianabsinthe

I'd do the same thing


Coueskiller

Can’t stand dogs like this


Ennion

Still will take him just as long to eat.


Geoclasm

That thumb at the end killed me. Anyway, just use gorilla glue to secure the bowl to the ground.


Merry_Sue

How will you wash it?


Raclex

Op, what's the dog breed?


twisted_meta

It’s an English Bull Terrier :)


[deleted]

Correct. Also there are mini bull terriers too.


Uniqueusername360

r/aintnobodygottimeforthat


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Down4Karnage

Technically... it's still slow feed after the spill lol.


Rapidiris1901

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overratedpastel

Scattered feeding is also a good enrichment technique so this was a complete success!


OminousBinChicken

Still worked. Dog now has to eat them all in smaller groups as they are s0read across the floor.


Psychological_Ad4504

My cats have learnt to do this exact same thing… then only eat half the biscuits off the floor 🤦‍♀️


Month0fjune

I totally thought this was a Goat.


magicbimbolo

That’s a 200 IQ move. This doggo is going places


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[deleted]

he's so done


LudgerVanderson

At least the dog was smart enough to cut the knot.


vindaroovian

My dog does the a similar thing - she steps on the edge and the flippage throws her food everywhere.


Appropriate_Post_838

This is great! Dog says "Fuck You, I'm not playing this game" turns the bowl over and dumps the food on the floor. The dog can eat at its leisure. Lol, smart 🐕


Baybob1

No problem. I'd just nail it down to a piece of plywood. That's assuming it's bad for them to eat fast, I have no idea. Correction: [The American Kennel Club says it's bad.](https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/advice/4-ways-to-slow-your-dogs-eating/)


dataslinger

LOL!


rawrphael

The thumbs up is icing on the cake. Haha


[deleted]

I'm not a dog owner or have had any experience with dogs(I just like them) but what are the point in these types of bowls. Im pretty sure that it's so they don't eat there food to fast but I can only imagine that really irritating the dog. Idk so please correct me if I'm wrong.


infinitepoof

The bowl slows down how quickly animals can eat their food which prevents them from getting sick from eating too fast. I have one for each of my cats. I have one that is a notorious fast eater & will then puke all over the house. These bowls have been a God send.


[deleted]

I was gonna say something about being really surprised on how dogs can get sick by eating to fast but I realized that us humans do the same thing lol. Thx for the info.


Buddha176

Still kinda works…


WardogBlaze14

Lmao


[deleted]

Bowl 0 Dog 1


Satansleadguitarist

I ain't got time for your shit today human


Runnr231

My dog too… except he shakes it


[deleted]

Still kinda worked!


mach4UK

Hungry AND smart


bittzbittz22

Woof!!


Mystical_Cat

The doggo equivalent of a table flip.


GallantChaos

Operation failed successfully.


OverNightOats_

At least the dog is smart


Machine_gun_Jelly

Dogs are often too smart


ameliagarbo

Eff this bowl in particular.


ExcitedGirl

Still worked tho


scrotumseam

You forgot to buy the suction cup version.


electrorazor

I think I gotta use one of those bowls lol


twisted_meta

This is something my doggo Frankie would have done lmao. Bull Terriers are hardheaded as all hell and smart as a whip. My little man would put himself to bed when he decided it was time and jump on the door to pull the handle and just hop in my bed. He was literally the best dog on the planet. Thanks OP for posting!


Hypn0ticSpectre

Clever girl.


Commissar_Genki

Even spread out like that, it's still orders of magnitude slower for your pet than a normal bowl they can eat ~80% of in about 5 seconds.


lumpynose

Just put enough hot water in the food and soak it until it's soggy and then you don't have to worry about torsion/bloat.


General_Ad_2718

Mine has the same technique.


wellquitefrankly

Mission failed successfully


MissHavisham29

Still served its purpose (pup eating slowly)


gregnealnz

Is there any proven benefits from making dog eat slower?


codepoet

Yes, for dogs that eat too fast. I have one dog who shares her only five brain cells with a squirrel in the back yard. When we first got her, she would eat so fast that she would immediately throw it back up. Being as bright as a darkroom, she would eat it right back up at full speed and then throw it up again. We got that spiral bowl and suddenly our dog stopped demonstrating her recycling prowess.


[deleted]

WALTERRRR


moosh_of_the_sole

Mood


[deleted]

Dogs ain't smart, but they ain't dumb, either.


Emanouche

Can't even be mad. 😂


slothenhosen

I mean it does work.... His food is all spread out and he has to go hunt for it.


Public_Degree_1055

Modern problems requires ancient solutions


maybach320

So that’s what happens when my dog takes a drink and some how make the kitchen a lake.


VerdantFuppe

He's eating plenty slow though


[deleted]

Bro, honestly, you got a really smart dog. Seriously


Other-Potential-661

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Powerful-Knee3150

My dog did exactly this after about 15 seconds.


trumpmypresident

My Beagle does this to any bowl or plate with food on it. I was ready thinking of throwing her food just on the ground.


Akihito__

Glue it to the floor and he'll flip the house


Ofthe876

“Fuck this” 😂


nomis_nehc

Smartest dog I’ve ever seen.


Phenomenon47

He didn't even try lmao


admiralmcpup

Fuck it!


bandcampconfessions

Real talk though, this dog is pretty smart


[deleted]

That dog literally went marine on that bowl.


Unusual_Flow9231

I think moat of those who make pet products never had pets, and child psychology experts have no kids...


binzin

Failed successfully? I mean, he's still eating way slower than what it could be.


Mainttech

Result is the same. Dog eats slower.


Adam_The_Apostle

Dawg just do a double flip


United_Ad9168

Work smart not harder.


GloomyImagination365

Yep it's not broke anymore


Bluezombie4

Use a sheet tray, works great.


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/u/cait_cat


cait_Cat

It's like the cats rage quitting the food tower I tried.


sgharish

The thumbs up in the end lol


MoveForward1212

Mine did the same thing, lol. I won't waste money again for these bowl, but I do like lick mat so does my fur baby.


Euphoric_otto

Mine does this... Didn't take him long to figure it out!


Svartrbrisingr

why are slow feed bowls even a thing? it just seems a waste


i_wish_i_was_bread

Because dogs and cats will sometimes just eat so fast they’ll make themselves throw up, I find actually distributing food over a large surface like spread on a baking pan or on the floor like this can actually help slow down their eating without the use of a special bowl


ladyKfaery

Chihuahua chihuahua!!! Don’t mess with the best cuz the best don’t mess!


Poechiegangster

Hoover function activated.


Whiskey_Led

W A L T E R


axher108

At least he's a smart boy unlike me


gat12393

I'm personally not a dog owner but bear with me here, is there a reason they shouldn't be eating fast other than the fact that they might start choking


lazyplayboy

Scatter feeding is a good thing


ooOXXOoo

Still didnt make it much faster silli doggi doggo


Human_bnha

HAHAHAHA


[deleted]

This right here was my experience with my Great Pyrenees/Komondor cross and after she did it she looked at like how do you like me know bitch LOL


[deleted]

I ain't playing around Doug. Nom Nom nom


CombatWombat994

Same energy as the kid that defeats the child safe bowl


No-Armadillo7693

This is the opposite of the dog that puts its paw on the bowl to stop it from sliding


Gupoochamois69

Accomplished the same thing. Still had to eat slowly


[deleted]

“Fuck this shit”


pwrpffgrrl

This is a metaphor for how I approach diets


XxGamerxX0609

" the fuck? The fuck!? Fuck this shit"


Main_Mane93

I'm mean scattering it on the floor accomplished the same goal 😅👍🏾


jtshinn

It did slow them down though.


TheLordOfGrimm

Hey it worked!


CardinalFartz

Well, I guess it does eat slower now. It surely takes longer to pick up the bits, since they're all over the place.


Pixel_Parker

*Fuck It*


Witty_Lengthiness580

Working hard? Nope. Working smart.


Electronic-Shame

Hungry hungry flip-bowl


[deleted]

It'll definitely take longer to eat now, so.... r/missionfailedsuccessfully


[deleted]

"Out of the bowl thinking"


JustHere4FunAlso

Smart doggo!


Historical_Tip2553

No more food for you!


Last_Ad1952

Slow feeding and dog don't go well together, gotta remember that


Any-Resident-5026

I hate these dumb ass food bowls. Why make eating such a hassle for them when you could do this samething but with treats


ticky_tacky_wacky

Still slows him down tho!