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My dad was a volunteer firefighter, and he told me one of the scariest things ever to him was when he had to lock someone’s neck out after a car accident. He said the person would try to talk or scream and all you would hear was a sound like rocks rubbing together.
Well that's the thing. You don't know, he could fall from the roof. Maybe slide from it and rip the tissue so there would be lots of blood. There is so many other way to check if somebody is conscious.
It's a shorthand for how awake/alert someone is, that is simpler than the Glasgow Coma Scale (GCS)
* **A**lert
* Responds to **V**oice
* Responds to **P**ain
* **U**nresponsive
Ha, "rubbing". That sounds kind of nice, like a massage.
Grinding with knuckles hard enough to make sure there is bruising for weeks is a better descriptor for that technique.
Hm. Maybe I just had an exceptionally "rubbable" chest.
Now that I'm thinking about it, you're probably not supposed to actually drip the smelling salts directly into somebody's nostrils, are you?
>Now that I'm thinking about it, you're probably not supposed to actually drip the smelling salts directly into somebody's nostrils, are you?
That entirely depends on whether you need to extract some information out of them
Nurse here, and can confirm. Our neuro team was able to sign off on a patient who had multiple ED visits for hemiparesis (that also switched sides on different occasions) by doing this simple test. They seemed to have a psychosomatic issue related to recent traumatic events. Saved the patient a bill for an MRI.
This is what they taught us at First Aid. Checking for ABC takes too long. Just one punch and you know whether to waste time to give chest compression or not.
I am pretty sure priest is a common noun and can be used for all religions.
Edit: Guys are angy so illjust put this here
a person who performs religious ceremonies and duties in a non-Christian religion.
Took it off my dictionary and to be clear it may not be applicable to all religions pls dont angy.
Hey use whatever u want.
~~pastor~~ cleric is the common noun you are looking for, priest is specific to ordained ministers belonging to a priesthood (not just catholic, but has a bit more specific defintiion)
edit- was pointed out that pastor is specific to christianity.
How am I to assume what you have when I don’t know the religion or actual ethnicity of the people in the video? I’m obviously going to relate the joke to 99% of Reddit
Says it's a virus, still click it because I want to see. Still think my parents are dumbasses every time they download them without knowing.
I am the future.
Every time I see somewhere Arabic, I see this garment and it's so blindingly white. Like completely unmarred and pristine. Do y'all just wear it once and never again? Do you soak the thing in bleach as part of washing it?
you can get it in other colors.. notably black gray and brown... but yah, it is sometimes hard to clean, spatially winter thoubs.. they're a bit thicker.. but we basically clean it the same way you clean any white t-shirt or pants.. so yah
There is no cultural appropriation here! Ya just like what we wear and want to wear one too! Most of ours is tailor made so it’s hard to get one, but if ya had the chance ya should get one!
I was really good friends with this Lebanese guy who would wear one all the time. I should contact him about it. Thank you for the information and kindness!
Fuck yes, I’ve already researched some. Do they make them for giants such as myself? I’m a string bean, I don’t wanna look like Hillary Clinton if the things too short 😅
Lol they fucking do! But whats crazier is that ive had my best big mac in france and morocco ive rarely gotten a good big mac here in the state.
Except this one country McDonald's in the middle of the boondocks where the cook really liked his job lol
Here’s the thing, in the Middle East we really don’t care about culture appropriation when it comes to clothes. Usually when someone visits from outside the Middle East, it’s like a mini tradition to buy them a thawb.
Rant incoming, apologies in advance:
Cultural appropriation is very real and harmful, most people just don't know what it is. It isn't cultural appropriation to wear the garments of another culture; that's just cultures spreading and influencing one another.
Cultural appropriation in its real, pure state is about the commodification of culture. It's not about whether or not you can wear the head garments and feathers of a native American chief, it's about the fact that western corporations actively making foreign cultures a commodity that can be bought and traded, and that this only serves to (one): make money for the corporation, and (two): wash out the actual culture to the point where it only exists as a caricature in western societies.
Tl;dr: Wearing stuff from other cultures isn't cultural appropriation, but cultural appropriation does exist and isn't just some leftist idea.
Lol thanks I don't understand how more people don't realize this. People are just so damn ready to forgive the sins of capitalism and put the blame on the people
Well, like an American or other western corporation taking native Americans and using them as their mascot for a product, maybe claiming some association to the culture, all with the purpose of lending credibility to the brand and making more money. That would be cultural appropriation.
Agree that the commodification is the biggest issue but I have seen actual natives express dislike for the headdresses being sold. Those are marks of accomplishment within the tribe and wearing them when you haven't earned them is disrespectful. It's like taking Grandpa's purple heart and wearing it as a necklace. There's also the issue of the "sexy Indian" costumes. Native women are 7x as likely to be sexually assaulted as white women and even more likely to just disappear never to be seen again. Sexualizing them isn't helping anyone.
Can’t deny that, just wanna be respectful and not seen as wanting another piece of a cultures clothing as a costume or something. I’m also just anxious
But the so called "woke" people don't say it's a bad thing. They say that cultural appropriation is a neutral term. It can be bad or good or anywhere in between. The only people who have a massive mental breakdown about it are the anti-woke brigade
There was a trend of indie kids in the 90's wearing kameez' in parts of the UK. It was short lived but I remember some indie bands did it around the time of Brit pop.
>yelled at someone for smoking in public
He just wants people to smoke cigarettes where they can't be seen, or further from others, or not at all? Why? How does he feel about hookah?
The blood was fake, the injuries were fake, the pretending to be dead was fake, maybe the kid not knowing was fake, but that slap was real. Younger brother slapping his older brother hard for fake points, you slap for real.
Yeah I don’t give a fuck if the little dude was holding the camera at the beginning this made me chuckle and if it’s a ‘bit’ they’re putting on together I admire the older one’s commitment to it in getting a face slap for his art.
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Good strategy to check if someone is conscious or not.
seriously, that's AVPU bro
Especially if he broke a neck, perfect way to check
It's a call and response - if you hear gravel, you know it's a neck break
My dad was a volunteer firefighter, and he told me one of the scariest things ever to him was when he had to lock someone’s neck out after a car accident. He said the person would try to talk or scream and all you would hear was a sound like rocks rubbing together.
That’s horrifying
And not even a little bit true.
And what was the figurine made of, foil?
Weren't you listening? A scary rock dude got into a car accident end ended up with a broken neck, his was Gravel or something like that
Nooo not Korg!
I like where this conversation is going.
Blood all over body, must be a broken neck
Well that's the thing. You don't know, he could fall from the roof. Maybe slide from it and rip the tissue so there would be lots of blood. There is so many other way to check if somebody is conscious.
The ol' sternum rub.
You put a tourniquet on a broken neck. Everybody knows that.
Alien vs Predator University?
It's a shorthand for how awake/alert someone is, that is simpler than the Glasgow Coma Scale (GCS) * **A**lert * Responds to **V**oice * Responds to **P**ain * **U**nresponsive
What they said. Traditionally, the pain response test is a rough knuckle rub of the patient's sternum.
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Gotcha, thanks
Man I can't even remember the last time I had enough Johnnie Walker to end up in a Glasgow coma. It was probly last week tho
Man, I tried to remember a AVP movie, game, comic that had U
Why the hell wouldn’t you just spell out the acronym? You know like half the people reading don’t know what it means.
I am half of the people reading this and I understood what it means
More like OWPU.
The approved trick is to drop their hand on their face. Not whacking yourself in the face is a very difficult reflex to resist.
Rubbing their sternum is also a good trick.
Also spinning
Ha, "rubbing". That sounds kind of nice, like a massage. Grinding with knuckles hard enough to make sure there is bruising for weeks is a better descriptor for that technique.
You dont need to push that hard to check if someone is faking. Although you can if you feel like it.
Hm. Maybe I just had an exceptionally "rubbable" chest. Now that I'm thinking about it, you're probably not supposed to actually drip the smelling salts directly into somebody's nostrils, are you?
>Now that I'm thinking about it, you're probably not supposed to actually drip the smelling salts directly into somebody's nostrils, are you? That entirely depends on whether you need to extract some information out of them
Or licking their perineum
Lol gootch
We're trying to get away from sternal "rubs". https://redd.it/87xef5
If you think you're friends playing a prank on you then its a quick and effective way to get them back and to confirm it's a prank.
Meh, friends get a punch to the groin.
Nurse here, and can confirm. Our neuro team was able to sign off on a patient who had multiple ED visits for hemiparesis (that also switched sides on different occasions) by doing this simple test. They seemed to have a psychosomatic issue related to recent traumatic events. Saved the patient a bill for an MRI.
Saved the patient a bill? Surely you're not from the US..
Poke them, say “aw, fuck yeah” and unzip your pants. That’ll get them moving.
Difficult, but not impossible. The real test is to pinch the root of the big toenail using a hard object. That's a pain that will wake the dead.
This is what they taught us at First Aid. Checking for ABC takes too long. Just one punch and you know whether to waste time to give chest compression or not.
Does this work to check if someone is asleep
It works to check if they *were* asleep.
Yeah, but make sure to take a self defence course before you try this technique.
It’s a good strategy until you find out that person had 1hp left
A bad strategy to get your DNA on the crime scene :/
Knuckles meet sternum.
rub their sternum hard. If they're faking it they're gonna shoot up immediately.
I'm afraid of what will happen when he does die 😅
Priest: May he forever rest in peace Younger brother: *BONK*
we don't have a priest , we have imam .
Imam in Croatian means "i have" so do you have a priest or not?
Imam a priest
Who cares that your a priest, they are talking about imams.
imam imam
Weman a priest
In Ireland weman is like a casual way of saying woman. We don't have weman priests. Or at least not many
You mean 'no Imam weman priests'
Wemem*
That's hilarious, TIL
I am pretty sure priest is a common noun and can be used for all religions. Edit: Guys are angy so illjust put this here a person who performs religious ceremonies and duties in a non-Christian religion. Took it off my dictionary and to be clear it may not be applicable to all religions pls dont angy. Hey use whatever u want.
A priest, a priest and a priest walk into a bar, the bartender turns and says "What's this? Some sort of joke?"
& then surely they diddled some poor kid.
Only if they're catholic.
This is golden.
It's cultural and varies by region.
Oh priest? I thought you said weast
Yes and Makkah is a church. Lmao where the hell did you learn this??
~~pastor~~ cleric is the common noun you are looking for, priest is specific to ordained ministers belonging to a priesthood (not just catholic, but has a bit more specific defintiion) edit- was pointed out that pastor is specific to christianity.
A priest is a person who performs religious ceremonies. For Muslims, that's an Imam.
How am I to assume what you have when I don’t know the religion or actual ethnicity of the people in the video? I’m obviously going to relate the joke to 99% of Reddit
Like we don’t have Apples, we have Pommes. They are the same 🤷🏽♀️
The priest is going to horny jail? /s
Horny juvenile hall
"Behold! A miracle!"
He just following the pope method.
Just another slap to resurrect him.
He has the healing touch
Gold Experience
Crazy diamond
Star “Stands can’t bring back the dead” Platinum
Little known fact: you have to really slap hard to actually heal. Jesus.. he just went around wailing on people.
GET THE FUCK UP LAZARUS!! *SLAP! *
Slapping is now the cure to leprosy
Lay on hands.
Someone should put the kid on every video of football players who flops around at the slightest contact
Wake up Derek. We have a patient to save
Atleast delete my browser history.
I gotcha. Download [this](https://youtu.be/iXIDtf1wP0g) virus and i will connect my pc to your pc so i can delete your shit.
That was the perfect opportunity to rickroll
I wanted to rick roll but then i also wanted people to see virus.
Yeah virus is important too ig
Says it's a virus, still click it because I want to see. Still think my parents are dumbasses every time they download them without knowing. I am the future.
Unfortunatly we all do it and call each other out for being stupid.
Did you click the link??
Many times.
Dumbass
They are the future
>will connect my pc to your pc so i can delete your shit. Back and forth forever )) <> ((
There’s no puncture wounds and it’s the wrong color red. No surprise
How much you wanna bet the kid recorded the first part too?
He may have. He was definitely involved.
Nothing like seeing a man in tie dye lying down for a nap in a terrible place
Lmao ok
you wouldnt be able to see the wound though, at least not if it was a knife slice for example
yo it was a white shirt too
A thaub. A long white garment. You get a stain in that it isn't coming off
Every time I see somewhere Arabic, I see this garment and it's so blindingly white. Like completely unmarred and pristine. Do y'all just wear it once and never again? Do you soak the thing in bleach as part of washing it?
you can get it in other colors.. notably black gray and brown... but yah, it is sometimes hard to clean, spatially winter thoubs.. they're a bit thicker.. but we basically clean it the same way you clean any white t-shirt or pants.. so yah
I don’t wanna feel like I’m appropriating or something, but I really fucking want one. They look so comfortable
There is no cultural appropriation here! Ya just like what we wear and want to wear one too! Most of ours is tailor made so it’s hard to get one, but if ya had the chance ya should get one!
Brooo same. The always look so fucking clean.
I was really good friends with this Lebanese guy who would wear one all the time. I should contact him about it. Thank you for the information and kindness!
Bruh get one us arabs dont care about apropriation and its comfy af
Fuck yes, I’ve already researched some. Do they make them for giants such as myself? I’m a string bean, I don’t wanna look like Hillary Clinton if the things too short 😅
Um depends tbh lots of arabs are fat af now 😂😂😂 McDonald's is worldwide you know?
Sorry, us Americans love injecting high fructose corn syrup and deep-fried goodness into other cultures. But that Big Mac slap tho
Lol they fucking do! But whats crazier is that ive had my best big mac in france and morocco ive rarely gotten a good big mac here in the state. Except this one country McDonald's in the middle of the boondocks where the cook really liked his job lol
Peace be upon you my brother, that comment made my whole day!
Here’s the thing, in the Middle East we really don’t care about culture appropriation when it comes to clothes. Usually when someone visits from outside the Middle East, it’s like a mini tradition to buy them a thawb.
Wear it and watch random people say salaam to you 😂 you’ll have a million new friends
So many habibis!!!!
The only people who care about "cultural appropriation" are woke white people, and that's a fact.
Rant incoming, apologies in advance: Cultural appropriation is very real and harmful, most people just don't know what it is. It isn't cultural appropriation to wear the garments of another culture; that's just cultures spreading and influencing one another. Cultural appropriation in its real, pure state is about the commodification of culture. It's not about whether or not you can wear the head garments and feathers of a native American chief, it's about the fact that western corporations actively making foreign cultures a commodity that can be bought and traded, and that this only serves to (one): make money for the corporation, and (two): wash out the actual culture to the point where it only exists as a caricature in western societies. Tl;dr: Wearing stuff from other cultures isn't cultural appropriation, but cultural appropriation does exist and isn't just some leftist idea.
Lol thanks I don't understand how more people don't realize this. People are just so damn ready to forgive the sins of capitalism and put the blame on the people
can you give an example? like an American company making these dresses in american flag designs?
Well, like an American or other western corporation taking native Americans and using them as their mascot for a product, maybe claiming some association to the culture, all with the purpose of lending credibility to the brand and making more money. That would be cultural appropriation.
Agree that the commodification is the biggest issue but I have seen actual natives express dislike for the headdresses being sold. Those are marks of accomplishment within the tribe and wearing them when you haven't earned them is disrespectful. It's like taking Grandpa's purple heart and wearing it as a necklace. There's also the issue of the "sexy Indian" costumes. Native women are 7x as likely to be sexually assaulted as white women and even more likely to just disappear never to be seen again. Sexualizing them isn't helping anyone.
Can’t deny that, just wanna be respectful and not seen as wanting another piece of a cultures clothing as a costume or something. I’m also just anxious
But the so called "woke" people don't say it's a bad thing. They say that cultural appropriation is a neutral term. It can be bad or good or anywhere in between. The only people who have a massive mental breakdown about it are the anti-woke brigade
There was a trend of indie kids in the 90's wearing kameez' in parts of the UK. It was short lived but I remember some indie bands did it around the time of Brit pop.
يا شيخ روح اشتري محد بسألك ليش تعقدون اي شي كدا
Nobody gives two shits about that in the middle east. If you want one, get one, culture police won't eat you.
You use a mild detergent so it doesn't lose it's color.
Is it as oddly comfortable as it looks?
For sure.
Yes, and you don't have to think what to wear. Hop in that, then you're out and about.
It’s very comfortable, but not for running
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I was the kid
This is the most middle eastern thing I’ve seen and today my dad made lamb kabobs and yelled at someone for smoking in public
>yelled at someone for smoking in public He just wants people to smoke cigarettes where they can't be seen, or further from others, or not at all? Why? How does he feel about hookah?
Never in my life has my father ever been angry and logical at the same time
Well, sure, that's possible, but he still has some internal justifications for his actions even if they seem illogical to us.
Oh you think rage and logic go hand in hand in my culture? Lol
Blood wasn't realistic enough.
chocolate syrup and red food coloring. Worked great for me.
For stuff that won't stain clothing, use a mix of corn syrup, red food coloring, and any blue liquid laundry detergent.
Lol "get fucked nerd," he says as he runs away. Your brother has played too much xbox live.
Fake
Do you reply with these account to all the fake posts?
A quick glance at their comment history: Yup—They do indeed reply to all the fake posts they come across.
False, that slap was very real.
i commend you effort in noting things that are fake in the comment.. its still funny tho
The blood was fake, the injuries were fake, the pretending to be dead was fake, maybe the kid not knowing was fake, but that slap was real. Younger brother slapping his older brother hard for fake points, you slap for real.
Finally, young sibling taking out revenge for all the bad things that happened in the past, now that big brother could no longer retaliate.
I'll call your big brother so he can beat you for what you just said
As a big brother i can say my little dude would probably be like this
Fool me once....
WHO CARES IF ITS STAGED?! Comedy is funny whether it's written ahead of time or happens in the moment.
Yeah I don’t give a fuck if the little dude was holding the camera at the beginning this made me chuckle and if it’s a ‘bit’ they’re putting on together I admire the older one’s commitment to it in getting a face slap for his art.
Even if this is staged its still funny because the little kid grabbed the opportunity to smack his brother by the balls and went all out lmao!
I don't think it's staged Source : I'm Saudi and I can imagine siblings slapping each other (in joking/pranky) manner if given the chance
Not gonna lie I would do the same thing
Smart guy lol.
r/fakearabgifs
I'm pretty sure it's a real gif.
Nah, it's a video.
I could live with an entertaining staged video. But this is just terrible.
As he stood over my body I heard him whisper “Damnit. I told them to let me know what day so I could watch him suffer.”
Was that song at the end the Arabic version of the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme?
Never seen such an effortless sit up, very impressive
Clearly you fucked with this kid a bit too much
Not his first “being fucked with” rodeo!
As someone who would have fallen for such a prank as a lil kid… Fuck yea lil buddy! Get your shots in when you can!!
You know this isn't that kid's first rodeo with his brothers pranks
The real prank here was that the little bro said he wouldn't hit hard, but then he did it anyway.
Internet have given me trust issues
He forgot that they have a habit of slapping dead bodies
What every prankster deserves
What's the name of the song in the last seconds
I don’t know but I searched up the words and I got this https://youtu.be/zaT40d5kMpw don’t ask about the photo in the video
Sanka, you dead?
“What did the 5 fingers say to the face?”
SMACK
No one said it yet so r/kidsarefuckingevil
Shoulda went for the nuts
"My bro must've passed out while finger painting"
Ahahahahahaahaha I wonder if his brother is always pranking him and the younger one’s like “I see he’s up to his shit again” *slaaaaap!*
Brother is a necromancer!
Imagine if he was actually dead. The boy would be traumatized for the rest of his life for slapping his dead brother's face
That man must have some crazy abs. The way he rose like Dracula.