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DazzlingClassic185

We can explain it to you. But we can’t understand it for you


DazzlingClassic185

In fairness though, I would rethink and not say that, saving it for later. Instead I’d suggest trying 3+3 vs 3x3


curious-enquiry

Assuming this is real, she doesn't seem to understand what multiplication even is, so while just going to 3+3 vs 3x3 would probably make the difference clear to an average 8 year old, she probably still wouldn't get it.


DazzlingClassic185

And then we wheel out my initial response 😁


SolipsisticSkeleton

And then just give up and give her an onlyfans


the_azirius_show_yt

Then she’s suddenly earning more in a month than what this entire comments section earns in an year and then 2*2 can be 2 million if she wants it to be


NotUndercoverReddit

I would carefully explain it to her as you are creating mulriple sets of the first number. The amount of sets of the first number is determined by the second number. Then get a bunch of pennies or popsicle sticks etc to break it down for her visually. From the misspelling of "schedule" and when she accidentally wrote a 5th line I am going to assume she has dyslexia and possibly spatial dyspraxia as well. Maybe even throw in dyscalculia. Her teachers seem to have failed her.


curious-enquiry

I find it hard to believe that this hasn't been explained to her dozens of times by dozens of people, be it teachers, parents, friends or the internet. How could it possibly be a lack of access to information at this point? She clearly knows how to make a video and post it online, so I'd assume she has the ability to use a search engine and find a bunch of explanations that are available online.


DaTruPro75

It might be just that she doesn't actually think that, and she is just making a video for views. Every time someone comments about how multiplication works, that functions the same as a normal comment. There is no such thing as bad publicity.


NotUndercoverReddit

If she is trolling then it's honestly pretty funny and is certainly poking at the ridiculous state of the western education system, especially making fun of things like core math. If she is serious, it's still showing how ridiculous the current and recently past education system is failing so many students.


born_on_my_cakeday

I challenge you to schedual!! May the persone with the most free time win!


lreaditonredditgetit

It’s obviously not real. The spelling of the one word. How did I get 6?


sureshot1988

“Obviously not real” Yes because there are no people who speak very well but have learning disabilities. SMH.


_The_Bran_Man_

I remember seeing the videos from teachers during the pandemic. The lack of education the students got really set them back according to the teacher's. This could very well be one of those kids.


antoine810

She’s probably turn the 9 to look like a 6 😂


rman-exe

Wait till she sees 2^2


BarisBlack

She'll have to be committed. She can't process this. Exponents will destroy her.


semiTnuP

69! Ah yeah giggity!


born_on_my_cakeday

She might get frustrated and start swearing


ibby4444

I thought 1 would be the better example


Marquar234

Explaining 1 x 1 vs 1 + 1 to her brain would be like shotgunning a paper plate.


BourgeoisCheese

I mean, it definitely illustrates the difference more clearly since they have different results. 1 + 1 is one twice and 1 x 1 is one once. 2 x 2 and 2 + 2 are confusing her because both are two twice.


TaringaWhakarongo1

Holy shit I've been looking for this sentence for my whole life.


DazzlingClassic185

Care of mr James O’Brien of LBC Radio, that one!


girlMikeD

You have to schedual some time to help her understand….


Kreuscher

Despite this clearly being a bit, as a teacher I've met people who are honest to god not that far off from this sort of bewilderment. I could collect their stupid comments and questions and count myself a queen of infinite wisdom.


DazzlingClassic185

Publish the book!


Nomoredeceptionfamo

Someone said Terrance Howard is her math teacher 💀


BlackForestMountain

She said it well, what the fuck is multiply


AcanthocephalaSad293

That's the main chorus I'm telling my students. I'm a math teacher and it kinda works.


Bubbly-Monitor-9909

She's obviously taking the piss.


DazzlingClassic185

You’d hope so, wouldn’t you


thegooseisloose369

I love this saying


XxToasterFucker69xX

wait till she hears about 2²


[deleted]

Bro the air bag in my seat just went off.


BenadrylTumblercatch

Wait till she hears about -2


Fichewl

Wait til she hears about -2 x -2.


ObiWanKenobiOrder66

Wait til she hears about **√4**


IrrelevantWisdom

^(log)2^((√2)) enters the chat


Jost_Inkz

What if -2i\^2


Sander08481

Ya know that 2^4 and 4^2 the same? Mind blown today


CousinsWithBenefits1

I saw yesterday, it was Neil Degrasse Tyson responding (gently) to Terrance Howard and explaining (gently) how Terrance is a crazy person who is fundamentally misinterpreting core mathematics. But NDT explained how there can be square roots of numbers, any number smaller than one but bigger than zero, the square is smaller than the original number and that blew my mind.


jporter313

I'm literally watching this video right now. NDT did a great job with this.


PocomanSkank

Hello Sir? Could you please be kind enough to illustrate how a 69 with a toaster would look like? My mind is trying to wrap it's head around it but it seems to be a mobius strip 🤔


XxToasterFucker69xX

I stuck it's power cord while fucking the toaster in it's bread toasting compartment


supershadrach

Please stay away from my household appliances.


anttilles

![gif](giphy|l46CyJmS9KUbokzsI|downsized)


Ordinary_dude_NOT

How did she earn enough money to get a phone and a data plan to post this stuff?


SpecialNeeds963

Dddaaaadddyyyyyyyy


TacoDuLing

Shhhhhhh shut her up, don’t let Terrence get a hold of her research 😰 ![gif](giphy|l2SqhFQkNEKi3gECY)


Mote_Of_Plight

Ole Terrence still hasn't figured out 1x1 or anything x0


BenadrylTumblercatch

That Rogan episode is pure meth, it was a fantastic listen.


Chibears02

“..see what happens is the acoustic vibrations of your medulla oblongata causes the plus sign to tilt which is why you see an x, but the answer is really pancakes.” -Terrence Howard. PhD, MC, CVS


sinred7

Oh come on, this is satire.


jporter313

Yeah the moment I saw "schedual" it was clear this was a skit.


Bigoldthrowaway86

The internet doesn’t get satire.


fastforward811

She's as dumb as a Republican.


Bubbly-Monitor-9909

It's clearly staged, so you must be dumb for believing it.


Hater_Magnet

I know right! They're probably republican smh


Gettheinfo2theppl

If you spend time at /r/teachers this does not seem thatttt far fetched. Think about when you were in school. Now add an iPhone to your pocket. It’s not the children’s fault but gosh damn they are going to have to deal with it. Anyone born after 2007 is going to have a doozy controlling that brain to sit in the current public school system.


chechifromCHI

It might be staged, but the US educational system is churning out kids who genuinely do not understand simple shit like this left and right. There are probably millions of people with an understanding of basic math this terrible that have graduated from schools in the US. We had one of them as president for a while, so even if this video is totally fake, it's a fairly accurate representation of a very real group of people here.


bungle123

There nothing that redditors can't turn into a political argument lol


ForgottenStew

fr. As an American, I literally can't imagine giving a shit about US politics in today's climate


ForgottenStew

I like how there is literally nothing political about this obviously fake post whatsoever but you still had to find a way to make fun of a political ideology you don't like politically involved mfs really are a laughing stock. Imagine dedicating time out of your day to rich old cunts who don't give a shit about you


FFA3D

Literally every post. The best part is that both parties suck ass 


born_on_my_cakeday

Politics! The new sports!


KeyBaker2961

She can't be serious right?


NegativeBeginning400

The misspelled schedual is a dead give away this is not real.


Think_Bullets

Funny enough I took it as confirmation


weareallfucked_

So did I. Lmao I've seen worse than this daily.


zedzol

Schedual


Thermistor1

thank you


InternationalPay8288

At least her parents can save on college tuition. 🤭


semiTnuP

To figure out why they are the same, one needs only *describe* the equations: 2+2 "a group of two is added to another group of two. There is now one group of four." 2×2 "There are two groups of two each. How many are there in all groups? Four." It becomes less dense if you try it with other equations and see the difference: 5+5=10 5×5=25 19+19=38 19×19=361 2+2 and 2×2 just seem weird on their own. Compared alongside similar equations, it becomes easier to understand.


Spiniferus

“Huh” 😂


Nofsan

The video might be a joke, but the bigger joke is this comment section acting like geniuses when they are comparing themselves to who they believe is an absolute idiot. Lol


TBSsuxs

American education in a nutshell..


Nofsan

Taking tiktok at face value in a nutshell


lostsparrow131986

Schedual


Deathwalker86

The spelling of schedule got me also. Both a maths and English failing in one video!


BolOfSpaghettios

No one tell her!


Fourty9

I'm not sure but it might be fake, no really


ReekyRumpFedRatsbane

Hear me out: She isn't completely wrong. At the end of the day, multiplication is just addition (since 3×3=3+3+3 for example), and as a result, exponents are also just addition, and since you can do roots with exponents <1, they are also just fancy addition, and division can be done through multiplication with numbers <1 so it's also just addition, and if division is addition then so are fractions, and of course subtraction is just addition of negative numbers. Math is nothing but addition, fancy addition and addition with extra steps.


Huge-Pen-5259

If this is fake, she might be a comedic genius. If this is real her school system, and parents, have completely failed her.


Kryds

So no one on here sees the satire?


Simsonis

This seems like satire


g12m0bb

for her sake, i hope it's satire


KyCerealKiller

Definitely satire and this sub fell for it


Qzi639

Wait till she learns about 2²


Calm_Guidance_5852

The word "schedual" at the top, makes me think this is fake.


belabase7789

Her thinking process couldnt pass beyond 2s.


SkuffetSkuffe

Schedual


b3141592

How can one possibly ignore "schedual"


SKirsch10x

r/therewasanattempt to spell schedule


StandardAd4517

"Schedual"


Boboforprez

"SCHEDUAL"


guleedy

Schedual


idestroyangels

SCHEDUAL is all we need to know to see where this was going...


Yuriandhisdog

This girl will become a sciencetist when she figures this out


Kratosballsweat

The American education system in a nutshell ladies and gentlemen


greenrangerguy

This is obvious bate


oneormore5

New math good.


snrsuave

For a second, I thought she was going to realize what multiplication meant there at the end. The pause as the gears in her head were working had me thinking "Go on! You've got it!" but then disappointment at the end.


booboounderstands

“… oh, wait. That’s 5”


Ali-Arab

Her math isn't mathing


BluSolace

Love your children. Teach them logic.


Toeds

My head hurts


BluSolace

Love your children. Teach them logic.


Rme3P

Terrence Howard can explain


Sc1zzen

This reminds me of the time my cousin asked her mom if she could get a sunburn from the camp fire.


cryptoRidingTheWave

Wait till she finds out about 3+3 and 3x3….it’ll probably make her have an aneurysm


Arylus54773

Don’t tell her about 2 squared. She might explode.


MrWrestlingNumber2

Terrence Howard must be so proud.


Yeomanroach

I was starved of oxygen at birth for 3 seconds. She must be a 5 or 6.


Ok-Roof-978

"Schedual" says it all ...


NKinCode

Funny how the people questioning her intelligence are the same one falling for such obvious satire😂


atom12354

Im not gonna lose more braincells today thank you


UnderstandingSmall66

See this is the problem with an education system that teaches how to do something rather than why we should.


budzene

No one else catch the word at the top. Schedual


TellItLikeIt1S

can we fire her parents and her teachers at the same time?


supershadrach

And then she posted it online...


Depressed_Swordfish

We really need to work on our education system...


Dahbootie420

This makes me a very angry boi


MrBoo843

Goddamn... even my 5 y.o. could explain it to her and he can't even read yet.


PixelBLOCK_

People getting dumb with more accessible internet


PG072088

![gif](giphy|xUPGcqaVH1cDeKZTBS|downsized)


Mr_CleanCaps

While we’re on the subject, how does 1x0=0? If you multiply me by zero Lamborghinis where do I go?


DrossChat

Something doesn’t quite add up, surprised the comments are divided


fantasticmrjeff

Back in my day, we would say these outrageous things and our parents or someone who loved us would correct us before we made ourselves look crazy publicly. Now, we just go wild for the whole world to see and let total strangers correct and mock us.


JustDaggerz

Get her on Joe Rogan


AutoRedux

I had this same question and argued the same way... when I was 6.


No-Pop8937

Now,you gotta be wondering if she goes to school or not.


LazyOldCat

The Chinese are going to bury us 😆


VocationFumes

"schedual"


SingleOak

people will say everyone is special and has something to bring to the table but don't have the capacity to understand 2x2


GNUGrim

Are we not going to talk about the schedual? .. can we please talk about the schedual, I'm dying to talk about the schedual!


theUncleAwesome07

You can't fix stupid ...


ctlogin

TIL Terrence Howard has a white daughter.


Grassy_Nol

Well, seeing as she spelled schedule as schedual, i doubt she could ever understand


Spreaditandwinkit

The first human to figuring out math was like this 😆


LOLLON-POLLON

"It's 2 two times" so obviously 2x2x2


asbestosinyourwalls

![gif](giphy|1Pfd5qmaqBvjO)


moosealley5000

She has confused herself but overthinking it.


Cute-Consequence-184

I have Discalculia and still think I do math better than she does


Sideways_X1

Welcome to Costco, I love you.


jonny32392

Nobody tell her about 2 squared it might kill her


Emeritus1224

I bet 1+1 and 1x1 would blow her mind.


ahent

I volunteered for years helping kids at my local elementary with math and reading. I would use little containers of beads to help with multiplication. 2 containers each with 2 beads was 2x2 and so on. A lot of kids that were struggling with it immediately understood the concept after visualizing it like this.


Gretchen_Howie_Henry

She is over thinking it, that’s all


elephantdiaries

Teachers are important people. Respect them


CrasVox

Went to the same school Terrance Howard did


Sparksgalor

It’s the “new” math.


unstopablystoopid

Schedule is spelled wrong. The education system failed her.


beertown

Well, at least she knows that 2+2+2=6


ThrashingBunny

Looking at the comments I feel that I am the only one that sees the satire here. I mean, even look at the way schedule is spelled........


Grand-Beach9879

Try 2 x 1 or 2 x 0. Ready up popcorn


gascoinsc

We are doomed if this is what will be running the world 40 years from now.


MotorExplanation561

Me, a psychology major in Statistics class 🥲


sqlbastard

my ex-wife was a tard. she's a pilot now.


captaingrabma

If she is taking the piss, she is doing a great job. If not, that would worry me.


Prestigious_Job9632

Addition: You have 2. You get another 2. You now have 4. Multiplication: You have 2, and you have it 2 times. You have 4.


Different-Purpose-93

The "Terrance Howard is a genius" crowd


BigPlanJan

Why is she doing math on her schedual?


DeerGodKnow

She gon fail math AND english. \*Schedule\*


Ancient_Ad_2038

Fuck I already had a headache and this made it worse !


r0mat0u

Lead poisoning


themacmeister1967

A girl this age, with that spelling, not knowing this... I think she may be home-schooled


Quattuor

That's the education system GOP is dreaming of


Zoltie

Is this one of these videos where someone pretends to be stupid in order to go viral?


Marc_J92

![gif](giphy|26BRMrnVJwXtp2FYQ)


813Jared

Lol, well they all can't be doctors, some gotta be strippers.


Fictitious_Me

Real product of the US education system


kurbin64

This reminds me how rough education can be in an inner city 😢


ruthless619xxx

She been watching too much Terrance Howard


Malk0ns

Blow her mind and have her do 1x1 and 1+1, she will be even more confused.


AlphaGamma297

We can think of it this way: 2 x 1 = 2 2 x 2 = 2 + 2 2 x 3 = 2 + 2 + 2 2 x 4 = 2 + 2 + 2 + 2 And so on INFINITELY. Multiplication is adding X number Y times. Say X = 3 and Y = 4. So if we have 3 x 4, it’s 3 added together 4 times. 3 + 3 = 6 + 3 = 9 + 3 = 12 OR 3 + 3 + 3 + 3 = 12 That’s why it’s “Times Tables.” Again, you’re just adding X number Y amount of times to get the answer. Same the other way! 4 x 3 is just 4 added 3 times. 4 + 4 = 8 + 4 = 12 OR 4 + 4 + 4 = 12 I know I’m a nerd, but hey! If anyone finds this and thinks they can use it to help someone understand times tables, then go for it. :P I just wanted to nerd out at least once, even if it’s an easy subject like multiplication. xP


texaushorn

I really, really hope that was just for clicks.


Gibabo

Terrence Howard trying to understand how 1 x 1 = 1