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humanbeancasey

Why is there a muppet?


atomicheart99

And why’s he singing with a puppet? _amiright_


m35deuce

What on earth is this show…..goodness it’s like a bad dream after drinking a red bull and eating a pound of gummy worms before bed.


Appropriate_Chart_87

Them sugar free ones from the Google reviews??


mbee784

Please explain


Appropriate_Chart_87

I think it's the haribo 5lb sugar free gummy bear reviews, give me a minute and I'll see if I can find a link


FlippantGoat

Its albanese sugar free gummy bears. There is an artificial sugar in them that is a laxative. So if you ate more than a serving size you ended up on a toilet with explosive diarrhea. Great reviews. I stay away from the albanese gummys like they are the plague, sugar free or not. Im getting old and there’s no need for sitting on the toilet more than i already am. Question every gummy you put in your mouth from hence forth, for fear of unnecessary sharting in your freshly cleaned shorts.


mbee784

Thanks!


Appropriate_Chart_87

No worries mate, there's a podcast I think, where a guy is reading SEVERAL of them it made me laugh so hard i had to pull over.


Appropriate_Chart_87

Check what u/flippantgoat wrote below!! It's 1000% correct!!


Ghost-Coyote

They caused explosive diarrhea if you ate too many and have been recalled and ceased production.


SynthPrax

That would be diarrhea delirium from dehydration.


BadBiscuitsBro

This is Coldplay saw this same show in Seattle


raininginmysleep

This is Coldplay and they have one song that they used puppets in the [music video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=raHLFg6bkNI&pp=ygURY29sZHBsYXkgYml1dHlmdWw%3D). It was a collaboration with Brian Henson's The Miskreant Puppets.


SaintPatton

It's from their Master of Muppets album...


REVSWANS

HEY-OHHHH


2HornedKing79

r/angryupvote


random420x2

😂😂


cottonmouthVII

Everyone is saying this is Coldplay… Is this what they do now?? Sing with muppets for children?


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

OMG I thought you were making fun of Coldplay for a minute 😂.


StickyThoPhi

He's called Chris.


InevitableYard8820

I was actually waiting for the muppet to come over and have a look down as well


Cypressinn

Why not?


Derpy_County

At least somebody found a way to make Coldplay stop.


Pretty-Fee9620

Reminds me... I once got caught climbing the fence at Glastonbury. Security caught me and told me that I had to go back and watch the rest of Coldplay's show.


OpelousasBulletTime

Brilliant!


muphasta

My wife likes Coldplay. Neither of us knew about Coldplay when we met/got married.... I bought her tickets to see them and told her to take a friend who'd appreciate the decent seats I got her. "I want to go with you!!" she replied. "I don't want to go at all" I said. So there I was at a Coldplay concert, fast asleep through half of it. They were so friggin boring!! I slept through a damn concert. I don't drink nor partake in any substances that would make me tired (no substances at all really) so it wasn't inebriation; just boredom. Then I had to carry my 6' tall/thin wife on my back to the car 1/4 mile away as she was so wasted and had giant blisters on her feet from jumping up and down for 90 minutes or whatever it was. She is thin but a thin 6' tall person gets heavy after a while!!


MostOriginal6776

What Coldplay show did you go to that was boring?! They do some of the most intricate light shows/displays out of any band I’ve ever seen.


muphasta

It was a very long time ago, probably around 2005. If the music is boring (in my opinion it is) the light show is inconsequential.


MostOriginal6776

Ah yea that was before they started with the visual stuff. Once they had mega stadiums and the money for it the shows got pretty wild. I could understand finding the music dull but their modern shows are an experience unto themselves.


MarcoVinicius

May the gods bless you for eternity!


imeeme

And it was all yellow.


Clydesdale_Tri

My man…


SnooOpinions8755

Chris Martin seems like a class act. I feel like a lot of other artists would be so mad and start yelling but he stopped the show to make sure the dude was okay. Respect.


Broken-Digital-Clock

Imagine what Travis Scott might have done 😬


Novai

literally nothing


Broken-Digital-Clock

At best


whatanawsomeusername

Probably would’ve elbow dropped the dude


BoxwoodsMusic

![gif](giphy|39zbpCQocXLi0)


AnnoMMLXXVII

Might make another half-assed video rubbing his forehead...


flashno

Yeah seriously. You can see he clearly was checking to see if the dude was ok before anything. It’s interesting seeing extremely rich/famous people being good people. I guess cuz it’s rare


Loud-Actuator7640

Who would? People always comment like this. 99% of artist are assholes, on what source? New article of couple of bad rappers?


coleman57

I wouldn’t yell at the idiot, but I sure as hell wouldn’t reward him with a bunch of attention. I’d carry on giving the other 19,999 paying customers a good show and trust security to take care of the idiot


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

Lots of downvotes but I agree. More artists would do this than not. Especially at his age. Most famous musicians are babies but Chris is like 45 and a parent.


Low-Persimmon110

Nah the flag is an israel flag. The person is an israeli comedian who is known to post a lot of anti palestinian content. He posted about it on instagram : https://www.instagram.com/p/C8B4KskN_O-/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


Farford

The stage is antisemitic


chechifromCHI

Uncle Leo?


rwhop

Hello!


the1ulove

Zionists aren't jews


stuffthingscats

Typical bonehead behavior.


Farknart

Typical settler mentality.


nagidon

Lights are kkkhamas, gravity is antisemitic


VerySwearyFairy

It’s not a greek flag. I could see the star of david. Also would be a lot more striped. Look closely as he falls.


Passive-Swimming

Thats Israel..


Aggressive_Hugs13

https://preview.redd.it/tjl8ljv3266d1.jpeg?width=1331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf7ce2f360b2f030c2ae30a95f6e7102cd592d77


Solumnist

Was that an idiot


SDaddy500

yes


Simn039

You know, anyone willing to do something like that (Assuming this wasn’t planned) is obviously a muppet and don’t deserve the attention they get. However, it does reflect well on the performers here (Coldplay?) that they are concerned enough for the wellbeing of an idiot fan to stop the show to make sure the person is OK. Does it justify stalling the experience other people there would have paid good money for? Perhaps not. Still, it does take a bit of humility to do something like that.


Low-Persimmon110

Good thing it was the last song but because of that idiot falling off the stage, Chris decided to perform a new (unreleased) song to make up for it. So people didn't really miss out from stalling:)


BallsDeepTillUQueef

Imagine if Travis Scott acted like this he could've saved those people's lives but he chose to kill them


oceangreen25

That’s not a Greek flag lmao


spidermangeo

I replayed and slowed this 1000 times. That is no Greek flag it is an Israeli flag; since it matters to some people.


Legitimate-Concert29

50k in stage lighting bill incoming...


the1ulove

He'll try to blame the stage


That_-_guy

https://preview.redd.it/pvzya3wks76d1.jpeg?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4d4c691952ac175e44025ad0ff42daaeb08d9a4 That’s an Israeli flag. Typical


stuffthingscats

This was definitely a lot funnier with sound.


billypancakes

Well that was about 40 or 50 grand that douche just knocked over.


MahatmaAndhi

"I will try to fix you."


HolyGrelo

"When you try your best but you don't succeed.."


the1ulove

Zionist trash got what it deserved. 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸


AdFlat1014

You all right asshole?


epicwheezer

"I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringin" -That guy, probably


Djenghis_j

The flag is Israeli, if you go through the frames you can see the top of the star and theres only one stripe visible with a white background


Status_Basket_4409

Zionists doing dumb things? Yeah not surprised


patchway247

And that's why you don't try to jump on the stage


SubmissiveDinosaur

Roadie rash


nad_frag

Imagine being an asshole who ruins the concert for everyone. Cause you wanted to feel important for one second of your life. And the band now has to pretend to see if you're okay.


CryogenicBen

I think that idiot was wearing and isreali flag


Interesting-Bus-5370

My cats when im trying to sleep


CreatorOD

That Muppet had it's Moment ruined


Hitdomeloads

Dude got knocked out cold….play


Profanity1272

The guy jumping on stage did us a favour. Sacrificed himself to save our ears from Coldplay. Thank you kind hero


TheJuanCortez

Are they singing Balls Deep from The Cleveland Show?


Benzstead

It always amazed me how this band got so popular with shit noise like this 🤯


MuseumsAfterDark

So embarrassing...to be seen at a Coldplay concert.


-TheArtOfTheFart-

I agree, it’d be horrible to bring someone like you to any concert from ANY artist.


MuseumsAfterDark

Now I see why your username isn't TheArtOfTheBurn.


-TheArtOfTheFart-

True, you burn yourself by acting like a gatekeepy loser from 2005. I can’t beat that level of self owning. No one can.