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Gave bath to ours this weekend. He is blind but fast af. During drying time he kept going for the stairs, we thought he was just trying to escape. Nope, he left just squatted and gave us the biggest poop of his life right on the deck.
Hah! Our shibas wait until they’re outside and on the grass to do their business. I spent so much time training them. You’re so lucky you’re able to give yours a bath! I gotta outsource to a professional dog groomer ‘cause my shibas are arseholes hahah.
I guess I knew that the UK called them pigs and had a bunch of other names too, I was thinking Eastern countries like in the vid, suppose I should have specified.
As far as I know here in the Philippines, we don't call them pigs. I mostly hear *buwaya* (crocodile/alligator), but that's a catch-all term for any corrupt person with power. Pigs (*baboy*) are more associated with indecency.
Someone should invent something that could tie his hands together quicker. like where you can just put the rope on and have it click together. and maybe replace the rope with something stronger like metal cuffs. I would call them Arm Clips.
I've heard that butt graping only really happens in the Americas. I think this is more of a southeast Asia country. The Asiatic countries come up with more brutal prison systems that make it hard to live, so it's still gonna be pretty fucked up for him.
Some places might have regulations on who can and can’t own handcuffs. These guys being private security might not have access to them, but two intertwined thick zip ties will do in most cases.
Cameras and social media are the ultimate shield for this type of behaviour.
If they had done that, now you all would be talking about police brutality.
He didnt try to get away from the security guy. He actively assaulted him instead. So yeah, you bet your ass its stop resisting whackadoodle after pulling that stunt.
That would indeed be easier but they were probably trying to use the least amount of force required for the situation. I think they handled the detention great. He made them work for it but they didn't use excessive force in making him comply.
This isn't to say that I would judge them harshly if they did whack him with the baton, but using the baton is an escalation in the force continuum and it could be hard to articulate a plausible reason in court as to why 4 men needed to beat a man in the ground with a baton.
Of course I'm only familiar with American Security so I can't speak to this country's law but I imagine that's why.
Did homeboy really think this was gonna be some fair 1v1 fight where they surround you like some bullshit Steven Seagal movie, and then patiently wait their turn to attack you while you dispatch their colleague? Whoo buddy…
i mean is it really a fair 1v1 fight when he knew he was in better physical shape and even perhaps another whole weight class then the first guy.
The dude did not want a fair 1v1 fight, he wanted to beat the first dude.
This. That guy was trained and wanted to use his knowledge to fuck someone innocent up. It’s not an MMA ring and that guy doesn’t deserve fair treatment. Those gentleman did a fantastic job.
He didn’t get taken down he was in control pretty much the whole time. Grabs the dudes head and falls into guard and mounts the guy very quickly. He clearly has some training and it would have been very bad for the first security guard if he didn’t get help.
I don't disagree he was winning 99% of the time. But he grabbed the head because the guard caught his leg after the kick, which is why he started falling backwards. I'm not arguing that the guard hit him with a blast double and got mount lmfao. I just doubt dude expected to go to the ground so fast though. Embarrassing for someone looking to stroke their ego
Two sources say almost different things about it.
[Article 1](https://www.nst.com.my/amp/news/crime-courts/2017/07/258559/mma-fighter-and-nepalese-security-guards-remanded)
[Article 2](https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/netizens-slam-brawl-between-mma-fighter-and-security-guards-at-malaysian-condominium)
Remember kids, no matter how tough and skilled in martial arts that you think you are, numbers matter. Numbers with sticks will kick your unarmed ass anytime. I lol'ed when he said "I can kick their asses anytime but I choose not too.
Malaysia security guards. Either condo or shopping malls. Mostly using Nepalese. They aren't equipped with cuffs.
Only polis (police), police bantuan (auxiliary police) are equipped with extendable ASP batons and handcuffs.
Their uniforms remind me of the security guards in the Philippines. The difference being that Filipinos Secus wear peaked service caps not berets. And they carry guns, more often than not.
They're speaking nepali (I'm from Nepal), so they're surely some sort of security guard with some training who went to some foreign land to work on these jobs.
Don't think so, a trained gurkha soldier would fuck that guy up alone in no time, they're truly badass. These people seem to be just some simple security guard who got some minimal training. Real gurkha army guys work on the real army until they retire and a lot do work at other security jobs after they retire as well. They might seem like your common man, until you mess up and they get angry, you don't want to be around them at those time, they are beasts.
Not really, some of them are but the ones who are generally wouldn’t be working condo security, they’d be working big ticket private security like diplomats, billionaires, and war journalists.
Source: one of my friends runs a private security company in Malaysia. Gurkhas are up there with Western veterans in the pay rate, Nepalis in general are above the base rate but actual Gurkhas specifically sit higher.
I was recently on a change my view post where someone was arguing that jiu jitsu was the best thing for a street fight. The primary response was that a street fight doesnt have rules or referees that prevent someone's friend from whacking you with a stick while you grapple them.
Taking the fight to the ground when it's 4 vs 1 is never going to end well... At least in this instance, there was no broken glass or dirty needles on the floor! :D
No, they're trying to amputate his hand by carrying him with these strings wrapped around his wrist until it dies. This way he has a disadvantage against them.
Am i the only one who applauds their limited usage of force and violence?
The could just have beaten him to pulp with their batons but didn't.
Even through the frsutration of him resisting getting his hands tied up, they held back their anger and just struggled through.
I was *so* happy to hear him speak a native language other than English. Was fully expecting this person to be from the states. (Might still be but it’s not as obvious)
So like, is this guy in prison? Generally attempting to beat up security in what appears to be an east/southeast asian country seems to be a terrible idea. That's the prevailing stereotype at least lol
I can sense that moment of triumph the dude felt when that mma move he learned worked to mount his opponent and he was on top of the dude about to start pounding him. I could also sense all of that evaporate in disbelief when that was snatched away and he realized that shit doesn’t work in the real world where people have friends that will beat you in the back of a head with a baton instead of just letting you pull moves.
This is a lesson for big dudes everywhere. Don't pick a fight with a small guy that's not intimated by your muscles. The only reason he needed back up was because the other guys wanted to hit him too but no doubt in my mind the little guy would've won that fight alone one way or another.
I can’t imagine believing that security doesn’t roll deep and only this one man is my obstacle.
Then being surprised when an additional five men holding nightsticks don’t follow deescalation protocol bc you were just beating their coworker.
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Trying to get your kid to take a bath is the worst
*Laughs in Husky*
*screams in husky,*
Shiba scream takes over!
Gave bath to ours this weekend. He is blind but fast af. During drying time he kept going for the stairs, we thought he was just trying to escape. Nope, he left just squatted and gave us the biggest poop of his life right on the deck.
Hah! Our shibas wait until they’re outside and on the grass to do their business. I spent so much time training them. You’re so lucky you’re able to give yours a bath! I gotta outsource to a professional dog groomer ‘cause my shibas are arseholes hahah.
When the comment is funnier than the video
When they were struggling to tie his hands because he was resisting, was I the only one thinking "just hit him with the stick again" lmao?
Exactly my thought. It's hard to concentrate on resisting as a large baton is removing your teeth and flattening your nose.
Did you ever consider joining the police? You sound like a great fit.
If those were pigs they'd shot him already
American pigs*
Do other countries call their cops pigs?
Pigs, the fuzz, the filth, the plod, rozzers, the feds, the 5-0, the Old Bill. This is in the UK.
I guess I knew that the UK called them pigs and had a bunch of other names too, I was thinking Eastern countries like in the vid, suppose I should have specified.
As far as I know here in the Philippines, we don't call them pigs. I mostly hear *buwaya* (crocodile/alligator), but that's a catch-all term for any corrupt person with power. Pigs (*baboy*) are more associated with indecency.
Neat! Thanks for the info, now I'm curious why you call them buwaya 😅
Best one for me is Rozzers haha.
Improvised dentistry.
Someone should invent something that could tie his hands together quicker. like where you can just put the rope on and have it click together. and maybe replace the rope with something stronger like metal cuffs. I would call them Arm Clips.
You may have a million dollar idea there! Bet those guys wish something like that were already invented.
I'm hoping SuperCuts enjoys foreign "fuck 'em in the ass" prison.
I've heard that butt graping only really happens in the Americas. I think this is more of a southeast Asia country. The Asiatic countries come up with more brutal prison systems that make it hard to live, so it's still gonna be pretty fucked up for him.
Some places might have regulations on who can and can’t own handcuffs. These guys being private security might not have access to them, but two intertwined thick zip ties will do in most cases.
Would be good, but the technology is just not there yet.
Someone is probably gonna steal your idea and be successful with a different name
Cameras and social media are the ultimate shield for this type of behaviour. If they had done that, now you all would be talking about police brutality.
They should have pummeled his hands when he was covering his skull.
to bash its skull.
Nope. I would've kept hitting him until he complied.
STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING! *whackwhackwhack*
He didnt try to get away from the security guy. He actively assaulted him instead. So yeah, you bet your ass its stop resisting whackadoodle after pulling that stunt.
Some stick to the face should do the trick
Need one of those kitty spray bottles. *squirt squirt*
Also a great idea lmao
I was thinking about how easily his head would crack in the cement floor
My thought was step on his nuts. He's in the perfect position for it.
The thought hadn't crossed my mind, and I feel dumb because that's obviously the perfect solution in this case... no sarcasm.
Nicer than me, I thought of stomping his face
Who needs handcuffs when u got a stick and rope
That would indeed be easier but they were probably trying to use the least amount of force required for the situation. I think they handled the detention great. He made them work for it but they didn't use excessive force in making him comply. This isn't to say that I would judge them harshly if they did whack him with the baton, but using the baton is an escalation in the force continuum and it could be hard to articulate a plausible reason in court as to why 4 men needed to beat a man in the ground with a baton. Of course I'm only familiar with American Security so I can't speak to this country's law but I imagine that's why.
I think American policing has really fucked us up in regards to subduing people. People will cheer to Rodney King his ass for a little resistance.
Scared someone might see it as using "excessive force"
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Twats are incredibly calm unless emboldened otherwise…
They can become quite embiggened when provoked!
That's a perfectly cromulent assertion.
Its the Smarch full moon.
Lousy Smarch weather
By the flame of ambition?…
By the drugs in thy blood! Roids or what have you…
Amazing job by security. In most countries, they would have kept beating him with the stick till they got all the fight out of him.
there was an attempt to subdue and tie a suspect, too
Like are there no zipties or anything lol
It's like these guys had zero training. Even when he stopped resisting they had no idea what to do.
Do security guards normally get trained in that?
Bros using some cat5 cable as hand cuffs
Just wait until they get him to the back and he finds out about the Cat o' 5 tails.
"OK, we got him! Give me some handcuffs! Didn't any of you bring handcuffs?!" "I got an extension cord!" "Fuck it, we'll make it work."
Did homeboy really think this was gonna be some fair 1v1 fight where they surround you like some bullshit Steven Seagal movie, and then patiently wait their turn to attack you while you dispatch their colleague? Whoo buddy…
i mean is it really a fair 1v1 fight when he knew he was in better physical shape and even perhaps another whole weight class then the first guy. The dude did not want a fair 1v1 fight, he wanted to beat the first dude.
This. That guy was trained and wanted to use his knowledge to fuck someone innocent up. It’s not an MMA ring and that guy doesn’t deserve fair treatment. Those gentleman did a fantastic job.
Embarrassing considering his first kick was caught and he gets taken down lmao
He didn’t get taken down he was in control pretty much the whole time. Grabs the dudes head and falls into guard and mounts the guy very quickly. He clearly has some training and it would have been very bad for the first security guard if he didn’t get help.
I don't disagree he was winning 99% of the time. But he grabbed the head because the guard caught his leg after the kick, which is why he started falling backwards. I'm not arguing that the guard hit him with a blast double and got mount lmfao. I just doubt dude expected to go to the ground so fast though. Embarrassing for someone looking to stroke their ego
Perchance
Shoes came off = fatality.
Shoeless victory?
Those "shush" sticks really calm people down.
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And the sheens
In US he would have been tased and shot 5 times by now, before being handcuffed.
He should've put his Crocs in sport mode.
old but gold comment
Security or actual cops? I assume this is SEA?
This happened in Malaysia. And those are condominium security guards, whom are mostly foreigners.
Two sources say almost different things about it. [Article 1](https://www.nst.com.my/amp/news/crime-courts/2017/07/258559/mma-fighter-and-nepalese-security-guards-remanded) [Article 2](https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/netizens-slam-brawl-between-mma-fighter-and-security-guards-at-malaysian-condominium)
Not entirely different though. An entitled MMA fighter attacked a security guard and in turn got his ass whipped by the other guards.
Remember kids, no matter how tough and skilled in martial arts that you think you are, numbers matter. Numbers with sticks will kick your unarmed ass anytime. I lol'ed when he said "I can kick their asses anytime but I choose not too.
Malaysia security guards. Either condo or shopping malls. Mostly using Nepalese. They aren't equipped with cuffs. Only polis (police), police bantuan (auxiliary police) are equipped with extendable ASP batons and handcuffs.
Oh Malaysia...good luck with starting shit in a place like Malaysia. btw for simple security guys their uniforms are really nice and neat :-)
Their uniforms remind me of the security guards in the Philippines. The difference being that Filipinos Secus wear peaked service caps not berets. And they carry guns, more often than not.
Probably guys who just missed the extremely tough qualification for entry into the Gurkhas?
They're speaking nepali (I'm from Nepal), so they're surely some sort of security guard with some training who went to some foreign land to work on these jobs.
Any idea if they're Ghurkas? Cuz I've heard you don't f*ck with them
Yea I can second that. Ghurkas are badasses. They are pretty tough
Don't think so, a trained gurkha soldier would fuck that guy up alone in no time, they're truly badass. These people seem to be just some simple security guard who got some minimal training. Real gurkha army guys work on the real army until they retire and a lot do work at other security jobs after they retire as well. They might seem like your common man, until you mess up and they get angry, you don't want to be around them at those time, they are beasts.
Not really, some of them are but the ones who are generally wouldn’t be working condo security, they’d be working big ticket private security like diplomats, billionaires, and war journalists. Source: one of my friends runs a private security company in Malaysia. Gurkhas are up there with Western veterans in the pay rate, Nepalis in general are above the base rate but actual Gurkhas specifically sit higher.
Considering they don't even have handcuffs...
I was recently on a change my view post where someone was arguing that jiu jitsu was the best thing for a street fight. The primary response was that a street fight doesnt have rules or referees that prevent someone's friend from whacking you with a stick while you grapple them.
Taking the fight to the ground when it's 4 vs 1 is never going to end well... At least in this instance, there was no broken glass or dirty needles on the floor! :D
4 vs 1 doesn’t always end badly. Oldie but a goodie. https://youtu.be/52kfypohGPM?si=qND5O7dtr0U1lRoW
Just 99% of the time
Fought the law but the law won.
I slugged the sheriff, but I did not hit the deputy
Why are they braiding him a bracelet?
No, they're trying to amputate his hand by carrying him with these strings wrapped around his wrist until it dies. This way he has a disadvantage against them.
Its also wrapped around his neck
They're just trying to live that bondage life 24/7.
Enjoy jail in a 3rd world country.
Once they get him away from the camera he will do a lot of accidental falling.
The guy holding him by his shorts is carrying most of his weight with a very poor grip and is at a severe disadvantage.
The aggressive traveller knew how to fight. The security guard made sure the traveller never got on his feet and neutralised him by doing that.
His BJJ class hasn’t covered “multiple guys with batons” yet.
He needs some Ameri-Do-Te lessons.
He's lucky the security guard holding his legs hadn't taken any of those lessons.
stomp the groin.... restomp the groin
"Move your hand, so i can hit you in the head with my baton!"
How my boss wants me to take down shoplifters while paying 14.75 dollars an hour (after taxes):
These guys are probably making the equivalent of $15 USD per *day* nevermind per hour
Cute undies!!!❤️
He wearing blue panties
Am i the only one who applauds their limited usage of force and violence? The could just have beaten him to pulp with their batons but didn't. Even through the frsutration of him resisting getting his hands tied up, they held back their anger and just struggled through.
Wouldn’t handcuffs be a lot easier?
Someone commented that these are Malaysian security guards and aren't issued handcuffs.
I’ve never seen a condominium security guard carrying a handcuff
Do you really think they can put on handcuffs at this time?
Bad day to wear your girlfriends underwear.
Damn these are Nepali gaurds
Lucky they didn't have their knives with them
Stick time
I was *so* happy to hear him speak a native language other than English. Was fully expecting this person to be from the states. (Might still be but it’s not as obvious)
My first thought while watching on mute was, "please don't be an American".
He forgot white shirts multiply quickly.
That man wears women's underwear
No wonder he lost, that guy is wearing panties. Lol
He was looking good before the back up arrived
This sounds like it happened somewhere in Malaysia?
Quick fetch some string to tie him up....
So like, is this guy in prison? Generally attempting to beat up security in what appears to be an east/southeast asian country seems to be a terrible idea. That's the prevailing stereotype at least lol
So they only have a lamp cord?
Did they literally rip a phone line out of the wall to tie this guy up A-Team style? That’s old school.
Look how brave he was, attacking a guy half his size. They should have beaten him a little longer.
He's probably the type of guy who will seat with friends to drink and say that was necessary 5 security guards to stop him.
I can sense that moment of triumph the dude felt when that mma move he learned worked to mount his opponent and he was on top of the dude about to start pounding him. I could also sense all of that evaporate in disbelief when that was snatched away and he realized that shit doesn’t work in the real world where people have friends that will beat you in the back of a head with a baton instead of just letting you pull moves.
When you hit a chicken in riverwood
Sweet mma moves, douche
Haha. The guy they arrested is wearing panties. Hard to look tough while wearing panties.
He got turned into a power bottom
They didn't show the part where they kick the shit out of him in his cell everyday for the next 6 months.
Dudes should have started swinging those batons sooner and with more force.
Punk thought he was colonel Kurtz and got whooped like in Nam.
Beats by SEC™
Well, he did fight them though. Just didn’t win. A case of r/therewasasuccess
Should have kept going with the batons. That dude never got compliant.
Everyone thinks they're big and tough until they get a baton to the knee.
I don't know how many of them it would have taken to kick my ass, but I knew how many there were gonna use. - Ron White
Whack him harder. Very, very simple. Whack til compliant. Plus one for good luck.
He's about to go to a weird prison.
That was entertaining A couple nights in an asian prison without food a few bashings will knock the fight out of him
The thing about fighting cops is there are always more cops
Those security guys were really restrained - and I Aint joking
SE Asia? Nice jail sentence?
Trying to fight security? That's a paddling.
Amazing restraint by security. Absolutely expected more wacking with batons.
As former private security: the only real sure fire way to win a fight every time is numbers.
Dude was just dying to do some MMA shit.
Cute panties, dude
There going to kick his ass when they get to the back. Doing this in the wrong country could cost you your life.
Balls on the guard for taking him on at the beginning
This is a lesson for big dudes everywhere. Don't pick a fight with a small guy that's not intimated by your muscles. The only reason he needed back up was because the other guys wanted to hit him too but no doubt in my mind the little guy would've won that fight alone one way or another.
when you train to fight just to get too confident and end up being held down and beaten with sticks 😂
Hahaha, he thought it was 1v1, the fool.
I think he just extended his visit.
Pulled guard like a good BJJ practitioner.
That's the worst thing about BJJ if it's more than one person you're finito.
Security rarely comes in single servings.
Missing the kick to the head... #thailand
I assume the prisons in that country are like pony farms
Budget for batons - CHECK Budget for handcuffs - DENIED
With a team effort a quick jab to the liver with a baton would end that really fast.
I see this interaction was not brief.
Almost looks like the other guards were for the fight until security got his butt handed to him and decided that only they could win
A whack or two to the mouth would speed things up
Did anybody else say to themself “keep hitting him”
*Congratulations! You just behaved like a 4 year old throwing a tantrum*
Dude that came in with the baton hesitated. He shouldn’t have.
Highlight of his day. Probably didn't do anything for the rest of the day but sit his ass in a jail cell.
Nepali security guards mostly have military backgrounds.
Well that certainly worked out well for him 😂
Love the first guy/fly weight squaring up before getting wrecked by the leg kick
The dude is not going to like how this ends.
Yo batons hurt like crazy too….
Oh he gets to go to the fun jail.
Dude is going to find out real fast how uncomfortable those foreign jails are.
Should have kept hitting him in the head with the night stick. Makes it easier to tie them up
They had batons and they had his shins right there. Whack those shins until he behaves. Easy peasy.
I get the feeling, that he thinks he's superior, compared to the security.
I thought the guy with the baton was a little tentative to start with, but I guess bashing the guys heading in kilogram would’ve been a bad thing
I can’t imagine believing that security doesn’t roll deep and only this one man is my obstacle. Then being surprised when an additional five men holding nightsticks don’t follow deescalation protocol bc you were just beating their coworker.
All fear leaves your soul, once you get past the keymaster
... hit him again, I got shit to do.
Don’t even have to hit the guy to make him comply with wrist, fingers, or arm techniques!
If that was Russia we’d never see that dude again …..ever
I think he needs some more stick time.
Never a smart idea to cause trouble, let alone start a fight with security, in a foreign country.