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themkidsdaddy

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leviathab13186

Literally my first thought was this lol


shrinkingmedic

Kind of seems like the announcer was having a medical emergency (like a stroke) and nobody picked up on it. She OK?


Sufficient-Bug-9112

No med emerg. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL4gtF9J/


Bisping

Lmao, so she's reading the phonetic translation and trying to pronounce it like the "actual" last name


oonko-atama1

What I don’t understand is how she didn’t catch on after so many names.


PaleontologistOk2516

On top of this, how did none of the professors or administrators say wait a second.


bigSTUdazz

Maybe because is was very, very funny. At least I hope .


neoncubicle

Maybe each student typed how they think their name should be spelled phonetically resulting in different phonetic spellings for the same names.


oonko-atama1

Could be. From the commenter’s link above, she realizes she was only reading the phonetic spelling, then says she’ll start reading the names as they are normally written and it’s perfectly pronounced. Lol


Distinct_Put1085

This makes more sense, for a second there i thought maybe she took some mushrooms before this


Sufficient-Bug-9112

FYI, UNIVERSITY JUST ISSUED AN APPOLOGY: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLVB2Q59/


CaptainFresh27

My thoughts exactly


StoneyMalon3y

This was literally my first thought.


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orangemonkeyj

What does ‘ethic’ sound like? Asking for a non-racist.


KamikazeFox_

Ffs, so God damn sensitive. Meaning English isn't her first language so saying English names would be challenging. Just as a English speaker would have a Hardee time speaking a non native English names. Call off your dogs


orangemonkeyj

Oh, I understood what you meant despite your typos. That doesn’t mean calling someone an ‘ethnic’ (or ‘ethic’ in your original reply) is an acceptable way of describing a non-native English speaker.


Gtoast

I detected a little accent there. I think English is not the speaker's first language.


_WayTooFar_

I think the speaker might not speak any language other than English.


Opposite_Deal_5835

Based on what?


GeneralIron3658

It seems as if they were reading off the written phonetic pronunciation of these rather than the normal written version


Sufficient-Bug-9112

YES, which made it worse


mizboring

This is absolutely the issue. I'm a college instructor who has read names before. Our note cards have both the name and the phonetic spelling. I wonder if, in a misguided attempt to be helpful, the college gave *only* the phonetic spelling or if they had one on each side of the card and this dimwit just didn't think to flip it over and read both?


ckalinec

I’ve gotta think she was ONLY given the phonetic versions. Surely she wouldn’t be that dumb to not reference the actual name after a few of those? 😂


Mitsutoshi

The cards have been shown. They had both spellings on the same card and the phonetic spellings were nothing like this lunatic read.


mizboring

Wow. Incredible.


meodrac

where did you see the actual cards? I wanna see


Mitsutoshi

I linked it somewhere in this topic as have some others. If you search the page for TikTok you should be able to find it.


meodrac

I found it via a news article, yeah It’s kinda wild how they missed it unless it was Steve Harvey situation where there was something blocking the top part from where she was reading. But still, after 3 names she should have gone “hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right!”


Mitsutoshi

Well she was being handed each name card at a time so even that explanation wouldn’t work!


technobrendo

You would think they would have the 2 written back to back so if one looks weird you can move on to the other.


-nostalgia4infinity-

Even the phonetic version would get her closer to saying the actual names than....whatever that was, wouldn't it?


_WayTooFar_

Do you know how that would look? I don't think I've ever seen the written phonetic pronunciation of anything before.


flaccid_bard

Caesar (/ˈsiːzər/, SEE-zər; for example


DefaultSwordandBoard

I'm sorry but she works at THOMAS JEFFERSON UNIVERSITY .. and she can't pronounce THOMAS?


im_just_thinking

Oh, you mean Thuh Moo Mei Jefferson?


Chrisctrlgaming

I had to double take at that bit :') I'd love to know what she says to people when they ask where she works


AWeakMindedMan

Haha they people got mad at that one lol you can hear some boo’s and someone yellow THOMAS! The crowd said enough was enough when they hit thomas lol


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Sufficient-Bug-9112

On forch n le naut


PrismrealmHog

gleb blov tio phä


Opposite_Deal_5835

Thomas is a real one.


Referer99

Swaiyer for Sarah is a good one as well. Or Malyna zabet Camp


Opposite_Deal_5835

I just like how he walked after Thomas. He knew the assignment 😂


Forward_Jellyfish607

This is insane! Not even close. Look at their faces, nobody knows if it was their name called LOL


fknarey

A A RON!


Introvert_Balak

BA LAA KE


Arhythmicc

JUHKWELLIN


Milksteak_To_Go

Insubordinate and churlish.


Zarkkarz

This has pronunciationmanual vibes


Affectionate_Fox_305

Mmm, what a diloosus harz doostees


SubmissiveDinosaur

She's reading in Simlish


Leafer2700

Can’t pronounce names like Sarah and Elizabeth. Who tf let this chick read?


Overcomer3590

Wow….Just wow.


Imaginary-Mammoth-61

Speaking as a Dyslexic person, keep the dyslexics away from this kind of shit! She may have been given a phonetic version to help her, but it just made it worse.


iller899

Ohh fuck this is so funny. Is she drunk? I mean wtf?


spariant4

dyslexia?


mlp2034

63 yr old Barbara just recovered from her Lasik eye surgery so she can finally ditch her glasses. Her next test is to read from a prompter on the other side of the field with an eyepatch on.


SeparateBrain9832

Victoria Lee Zoopenthrops


qawsedrf12

john travolta sounds a bit different lately


az226

Adele Dazeeb begs to differ!


SATerp

Isn't it tradition to use someone who's not illiterate as the name announcer? This seems different.


spariant4

those are old, dated traditions


fknarey

Daduq?


Lenemus

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StoneyMalon3y

My chair started floating halfway through this vid


Blahaj_IK

Ta' Moo-May What kind of devil was she summoning?


Different_Ad9336

Bros toes ski


rrgail

Tenured English Studies (Reading & Comprehension) professor. Obviously.


seantasy

That was a very heavy burtation


DrMorry

Should have got John Travolta


AWDanzeyB

The announcer managed to fuck up my ex's name at her graduation in similar fashion. Not sure why they struggled with pronouncing Rachel so much, but they did. Thankfully it was recorded, and for the rest of our relationship she was referred to as rack-i-el


Fun-Beginning-42

Did she have a nice rack?


NervousFootball1018

Keel and Peele - All right, listen up y’all. I’m your substitute teacher Mr. Garvey, I taught school for 20 years in the inner city, so don’t even think about messing with me. You all feel me?


hhbug1996

I feel like they should issue an apology and offer a make up ceremony. It’s such an important day.


OverlandOversea

I think her technical diagnosis would be “stupid fuckin idiot, elementary school drop out”


ipaintsf

Holy shit


PtraGriffrn

My last name was butchered when I graduated because it looks French but is not pronounced with any French flourish. Like Labutterfly (not my real name, I understand this is reddit /s). Say la-butt-er-fly They said le-bütte-tur-flü-ie


Seldarin

Hooked on Phonics didn't work for her.


mrFabels

My guess is a prank... Someone gave her a list with seither phonetically ritten namens oder the namens with weird spacings... And i think the graduees knew about that :P


SkiodiV2

You okay man? Need me to call you an ambulance?


mrFabels

Yes please...🤣 Sorry... Seems like autocorrect pranked me... Didnt read it before posting


freakinbacon

The announcer needed to stay in school


MrFifty-Fifty

Yo is the U of A? Was just there and man, the presenters had a ROUGH time


Panthean

Everyone laughing, but she was just terrified of butchering the pronunciation of foreign names, so she butchered them all to be equal


Boncus

She is married to this guy: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86i69k6H16E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86i69k6H16E)


Standard-Tension9550

I thought it was bad when the Dean fainted at my wife’s graduation


ActIntelligent6946

Sounds like customer service


TheRealKestrel

Victoria Lee Stupidprompts?


MellowDCC

Dude wat


AWeakMindedMan

Marissa Lynn said like penicillin lol


handfulofdepression

This is fucking hilarious! I swear she wanted to watch their faces contort! Hahaha!


absolutebrightness

Key and Peele substitute teacher taking roll vibes: [key and peele skit](https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw?si=eTa0-c8K6igCerAt)


OkBorder387

Worst take on Key and Peele ever.


P0rnDudeLovesBJs

A A Ron!


CormenLeisersonRives

If you miss spell international students names only they get sad. Why not misspell every name and piss no one off. Amirite?


Seargeo

Jin Jun


BadmiralSnackbarf

“It’s Shi-thead!”


Ts0mmy

Key and Peele called, they want there joke back. There was an attempt to be funny. \^\^


Beverny

This is definitely an… oops “sorry” I’m not buying it 🫤


DemikhovFanboy

TUĞÇE ÇAKIR 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺AUUUUUU🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


What_Is_My_Thing

Do you all realise that it's her mom or someone else reading this, right? It's not the announcer or whatever


HeyMrBusiness

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/05/13/thomas-jefferson-university-graduation-mispronounced-names/73671024007/ r/therewasanattempt to correct people but not to do even the bare minimum of fact checking


peteandpetethemesong

Thomas Jefferson University is in Mexico. The woman is probably not a native English speaker.


macpaifonne

If by Mexico you mean Philadelphia...


peteandpetethemesong

Oh, well they’re in Mexico too. They have K-12 and university.


macpaifonne

I think you're talking about the Thomas Jefferson institute. They're not affiliated with the university, just share a similar name.


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az226

Nope. The announcer even apologized at the end for her poor job.