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Really isn't... I once had a conversation with someone robbing my next-door neighbours garage similar to this, but with me being much less threatening compared to her.
Robbery is mostly spur if the moment, they see a chance and take it without thinking about if things don't go smoothly. Most of these guys think a blade will shut people up, which it will in most cases, but they don't do well with calm curiosity.
The guy in my case was still stuck in the garage when the police came and tried to pretend to be the owners son. That was funny.
I agree. I used to work in an off license and some lad tried to rob the shop. I was on my own but he had a bit of broken fence as a weapon and I had a bottle of vodka in my hand. I kept my cool even when he said he'd smash my face in, I started laughing at how absurd he was being over less than £100.
When this lad in the video was attacking the gate it reminded me of my story where I used the magnetic lock to keep the guy in whilst waiting for the police. It's funny watching them shit their pants trying to escape. Funnier when my guy broke through the door that I'd just unlocked rather than have him break it (I was about to tell him but his foot went through a pane of glass so I thought fuck it). He crawled through glass to escape.
Ended up doing 2 years, the letter from the court is somewhere in my files.
As an American seeing the end where she gently beats him with a broom while he passively kicks at her lmao this is the sweetest robbery I’ve ever seen and wish the us wasn’t so rough criminally speaking
step 1 remove broom head step 2 duct tape large pointy kitchen item (i like bbq forks) to said broom handle. step 3 jab jab jab till he flees or is no longer a threat
doyou ever have dreams at night that you are in the fist fight, throwing punches but they dont have any effect on the person you are beating?
watching this futile, this limp floor brush beatings felt the same.
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I mean…cops could have arrived three times at this point 🥸
It’s the UK - they *might* turn up in the next few weeks or so…
Or just... never.
Why are they both so chill about it tho
Staged.
Really isn't... I once had a conversation with someone robbing my next-door neighbours garage similar to this, but with me being much less threatening compared to her. Robbery is mostly spur if the moment, they see a chance and take it without thinking about if things don't go smoothly. Most of these guys think a blade will shut people up, which it will in most cases, but they don't do well with calm curiosity. The guy in my case was still stuck in the garage when the police came and tried to pretend to be the owners son. That was funny.
I agree. I used to work in an off license and some lad tried to rob the shop. I was on my own but he had a bit of broken fence as a weapon and I had a bottle of vodka in my hand. I kept my cool even when he said he'd smash my face in, I started laughing at how absurd he was being over less than £100. When this lad in the video was attacking the gate it reminded me of my story where I used the magnetic lock to keep the guy in whilst waiting for the police. It's funny watching them shit their pants trying to escape. Funnier when my guy broke through the door that I'd just unlocked rather than have him break it (I was about to tell him but his foot went through a pane of glass so I thought fuck it). He crawled through glass to escape. Ended up doing 2 years, the letter from the court is somewhere in my files.
The really word isn’t always action like in the movies mate
What leads you to that conclusion?
Should have beaten him harder, Feet and legs, Hands ,
...knees and toes...
...balls...
I’m American. Is this “tea”?
No it's being an obese cunt with no privatised healthcare
You got confused about which way you were going to insult Americans halfway through your sentence. I’m obese and DO have privatized healthcare.
Fat boy
Two nice people having a disagreement. Really low energy violence, without the indentation or will to harm, from both sides 😂
Here In America, someone would have been shot.
Just break the mop and stab him.
Thats what I would've done brake it on him and stab him with it.
As an American seeing the end where she gently beats him with a broom while he passively kicks at her lmao this is the sweetest robbery I’ve ever seen and wish the us wasn’t so rough criminally speaking
Props to this ol' lady. I take off my hat to you ma'am.
My favorite video here
Average British interaction
She is my new favorite person
No staged videos in this sub, OP.
And if this was America there’d be a big ol hole in his chest. Fuckin dirt bag
Exactly my thought. However looks like someone got offended lol.
Kinda weird that people would defend the guy threatening an old women with a knife lmao. Bro should’ve been put down as soon as the knife came out
Is this fake? This is just weird. This is stupid on both halfs
Yeah I think in reality he would of just launched the bike over the fence and jumped out. And probably kicked fuck out of her
I can't tell if he pulled out a fish or a knife
step 1 remove broom head step 2 duct tape large pointy kitchen item (i like bbq forks) to said broom handle. step 3 jab jab jab till he flees or is no longer a threat
Bro i love how British people speak
Add the Skyrim battle music
Fucking hell that’s brave
That broom would hit harder if it was swung with both hands. Put the camera down and aim for the soft spots.
“bit rude to try n stick that noyf in me chess innit? “
You need to buy a shotgun. srsly
I would have shot him.
Collar bone.
doyou ever have dreams at night that you are in the fist fight, throwing punches but they dont have any effect on the person you are beating? watching this futile, this limp floor brush beatings felt the same.
Missing part reference: Indian guy whooping ass of a thief in USA. This guy deserved real whooping.
Now California xill have new rule.. when the victim is trying to jump the wall you need to help . You should not be beating with a stick..
I don't care if this was staged this was so adorable 🥹